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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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F f f f f f ucking Friday!
Woop!

It is the first Friday of 2013. How are YOU going to celebrate this fact? By the medium of dance? Beer? MDs? Posh wank?

What are you lot up to this weekend? Are you skint and therefore huddled round a candle slowly warming a tin of Tesco Value beans?
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:30, 188 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm not doing anything
Christmas has fucking bankrupted me this year, as a result, I will spend this weekend doing fuck all.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:31, Reply)
It's what Jesus would have wanted.
He was totally OK with gluttony, greed and financial incompetence. Those were like his key messages on earth.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I'm not sure that Jesus had realistic expectations of what 21st century life would be like, when he was mumbling beatitudes from a hillside in Galilee.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Was that not Puff the Magic Dragon?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Haha

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Might buy a car.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Aw buy us one too, will ya mister?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Alexei Sayle's new remix
Didn’t quite have the same impact ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Depends on the weather
If it'll stay dry for a bit a walk with the dog is on the cards. This may incorporate a visit to a public house of some sort.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Woah there, let's not go mad, eh Loco?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:53, Reply)
ROCK'N'ROLL

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:57, Reply)
I'm looking at holidays
Could you cook from scratch? I quite like the look of this
www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2012/dec/21/cooking-foraging-course-cornwall
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:51, Reply)
That sounds fucking excellent

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Fucking hell and you lot call me a yurt wanker.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)
If you can take alcohol, I'm in.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Take it, they probably make you
Distill your own
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:07, Reply)
This also sounds good

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)
The wife went and did some assessing at her old catering college
And was shocked to find out that they no longer teach them how to prepare from whole carcasses.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:06, Reply)
You get to chop stuff up and cook it though!

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Hippy.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)
These 3 days in work
Have been a good warm up for the real work starting next week, so I am in a chipper mood and will celebrate by using the Whiskey testing membership that my missus got me, I will make notes and report back on Monday I know how much we all love a good Whiskey discussion
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:53, Reply)
WHISKEY CHAT!!!

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)
*something unfunny about a ten year old laddie*

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)
You know me, sporto, I'm not one to let a day such as Friday pass by without celebrating it in some way.
The Mrs is taking little tangle to the panto this evening, so I'll probably have a joint and a beer and maybe a little wank and then just fall asleep on the sofa.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)
The magic triangle
Alcohol
Spunky tissues
Weed
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)
I'm going to get really fucking high, and watch the big lebowski and drink Heineken,
pass out on the sofa, only to be awoken at 3am by one of the dogs licking my face to check I'm still alive.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)
You are Isabelle Dinoire
AICMFP
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:03, Reply)
I am very pretty despite the scars.
also, I had to fucking Google that, not the most fresh cultural reference.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I only remember her name due to
the joke that "if you get a blow job from her does it count as a threesome"
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:11, Reply)
The old ones are the best.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:13, Reply)
*passed out on the sofa fives*

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:15, Reply)
I'm gonna think of you when I'm trying to push out that last desperate want before the 1 minute preview ends on playboy channel.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
A desperate want?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)
+to spunk all over the settee arm

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:25, Reply)
sorry al,
little typo. Should have been wank, sorry mate.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I am not broke because..
A. I (my wife) bought all the Christmas presents in October/November
B. We didn't buy many and didn't spend much.

The true meaning of Christmas is nuts.

This weekend I am going to a sex and drugs party with some supermodels.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Are you going to drive there?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:11, Reply)
in your own accord?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I'm going on a stag weekend in a couple of weeks
we are going ski-ing.

So, who is that is being a prissy little bitch and running to the Mods so much that it's got Wilf all scared and deleting threads?
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:13, Reply)
You witnessed last night's meltdown then?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:14, Reply)
No I just saw Wilfs comment about thread deletion and then he gave me some sort of weird justification which I didn't understand
give me the full story HH.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)
x2 PD's I thought it was a new Battered account
Turns out it may have been CQ?
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Sorry, which bit of "give me the full story" did you manage to misinterpret as "post unintelligible gibberish"?
Fucks sake, every time you act like a normal person for a short period I forget just how much of retarded cunt you really are.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Clickin dis

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:25, Reply)
I was fucking searching for it to link Cunt
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1820900

This is where it all kicked off, read on from there + loads of deletions
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
I clearly can't read delted threads can I.
Again, can you not just use your words to give me a summary of what happened? Honestly it's not that difficult an idea to get your head around.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
This started, I got about 3 gazzes from PD
And about 6 gazzes from Wilf. They were both acting like bitches, then some vage threat was made and the post deleted.
I thought I was on 2.0 because a chunk of thread went missing.
I saw some of it in this thread, tangles read some of it in the next thread. Same old shit.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Wilf appeared to be hinting that it was P-Do

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Now look, I'm not implying that Dozer is some sort of child abusing pervert who can't take a joke
and has to resort to sending gazzes to people asking them to stop being mean to him on the internet. But he does have a hamster as a pet, and we all know that hamsters are the sort of pet that only little children like.

That's all i'm saying.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I'm going to go to the gym and then go home and play megadrive games
Living the dream man. Living. The. Dream.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)
I sat and played Mario Kart last night for an hour
Nostalgia time
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I'm working my way through Shining Force II again
It's still 1994 in my heart
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I'm trying to unlock all the karts and characters for the kids
honest
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:25, Reply)
I've never played a Mario Kart game
I am the worst kind of human
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)
They are my limit of complexity

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Try using the nunchuck joystick instead of the stupid wheel
it steers much better.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Successful Fridaying Theo of the Ban.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
I try, Windo Pog

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I've got the whole weekend off,
not back in the pub until Monday night. I dunno what I'm going to do with myself for the best part of 3 days.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Drink and walk your dogs?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)

l n
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Have a big poo
Start knitting
Feed the ducks
Write a letter to your MP
Come on man, there's tonnes you can do
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I almost wrote a letter to the council about some cunt littering the river path.
but then I realised I wasn't a Dick head and just put the rubbish in the bin.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
See now, this is why the country's going to the dogs-apathy.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I wrote a letter to Scottish radio once and got read out
Next up, letter to the local paper about kids being too noisy
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Huddled around a candle as you say
but heating a tin of Campbells meat balls.

Cinema sounds like an inexpensive option.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Campbells meatballs are actually OK
in a post-night out kind of way
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
The ones in onion gravy, on toast, are great post pub food for under a quid.
*studentlols*
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I quite like the tomato sauce ones in a sandwich

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
You've obviously not been to a cinema recently.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)
this^
2 adults and 2 kids to see Tinkerbell (I know!) - £26
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)
£10 isn't it?
Might go and see that gash with Tom Cruise in it. It looks midlessly entertaining. And I like watching him run.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)
I'm currently watching MI: Ghost Protocol
He really is very short, isn't he?
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)
He makes Simon Pegg look like a giant of a man.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Try Vue Kids AM
Weekend mornings and during hols, £1.75 each. All kids stuff from 6 months or more ago and you have to sit through a long advert for Aquafresh, but at least it's cheap.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Plus 3 in 1 protection!

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Huddled around a candle as you say
but heating a tin of Campbells meat balls.

Cinema sounds like an inexpensive option.


Start drinking at lunchtime today and hopefully wake up in time for work on Monday.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Have you been looking at my diary?
Shit, I've got lunch with Steppy today.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)
A splash of lemonade in each pint will see you right, eh?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
It might be pints of lemonade, Tangers.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1820130
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I fear I will be regretting those badly chosen words

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)
£5 says it won't be

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
On the shorts?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Going to buy some work shirts. EXCITING.
Later this month I shall move and buy a car, though. Circles and roundabouts, innit.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)
FUCKING FINE
Don't talk to me then, you CUNTS.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
*waves*
Bon matin, Kroney
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
wotcha sporters.
Kind of accidentally 2.0'd you for about a second there. I fixed it.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Thank you kindly

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
*sympathy reply*

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Lewins are doing 5 for £100

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I don't buy decent shirts for work. Only for pullin'

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
£20 a shirt? That's less than M & S and they are nicer.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Yeah but they're proper suit shirts.
I dress one step up from jeans.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
what car? move where?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)
I'm going to buy a modern, Winders.
I like the Renaultsport Meganes. Bit rudeboy to look at, but fuck me they're fun. Or maybe a Scirocco.

I'll be moving to the city. I'm going to be like that ugly one off well known girl and gay show Sex and the City.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)
You need to narrow it down somewhat

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
That one that shags about despite being a minger.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1821268
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
The old one?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Samantha.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Is that the one that used to be fit
but looks so worn out and haggard from being used as a fuck piece that she actually looks like she's been stitched together out of goat leather?
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
If it's the one from Porky's then I still would.
Y'know, as a thank you for the good times during my teens.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Yes.
You know you would.

I am getting rid of my motor. It'll be a lot cheaper to insure than a boy racer mobile if you're interested.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Oh, of course I would.
Don't tell anybody but I'm a bit loose.

Is it a thirty year old gold Merc? I bet it is.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
No. It's a S reg 1.4 VW Polo.
Built like a tank. Had it from brand new. 52,000 miles.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)
They're good little cars, but I prefer more go.
By the sounds of things though, I'll be living on a sink estate in Hounslow and driving a Micra so who knows.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Still not narrowed it down

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
new scirocco is a great little motor.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Yeah, I do like those.
Renaultsport's more go for your pound, though.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Renault sport will lose its value as everyone thinks they're owned by idiots doing doughnuts outside Asda at 4am.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Someone put two black bin bags full of rubbish in our bin
after it had just been collected yesterday. I suspect it's the cunts who run the car wash over the road. Should I don some gloves and open the bags up and see if there is anything incriminating, like empty bottles of detergents and some used shammy leathers?
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
No it was them
Just post them some Dogbots
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Fuck off. I'm not interested in talking to you. You're too stupid to bother with, which in this place is really saying something.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Have a look.
If it's them, lob it all over their forecourt.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
This was my thinking

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)
You have to shout alot too.
They'll think you're nails.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Why waste time looking for evidence?
Just go over there and fuck their shit up.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I want to have the moral high ground.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
starwarslolz

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Morning
I am celebrating with doughnuts, brought in by the office gay as his girlfriend accepted his proposal.

Turns out he's just well groomed.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Celebrating a marriage proposal?
Fucking homo?
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Well gay.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)
The woman who looks like Monty.
She said YES!
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)


(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
*wanks until goes blind*

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Aye Im pretty skint too...
Will mainly be cooking and getting stoned. Standard.

And sleeping.

Im cream crackered today. This 2 day working week has lasted for eternity.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I really don't care

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I think you've got my grump from yesterday.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Good job it's not your question then really aint it.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I think we should all be a bit nicer to GeoJayo
He is increasing the diversity of our demographic.
Who knows where this could lead to next?
We might even get some blacks or asians posting too.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)
But Al is a cunt to everyone.
Why should Jay get away scott free.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Positive discrimination.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)
:)
There are a lot of angry folk on here, it's cool.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Come on people, we've got targets to meet here.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
NEW THREAD!

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Where?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)
On the secret board.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)
LIES.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)
No, the correct answer is "There, on the stair, right there"

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)
All I can see there is a mouse wearing clogs.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

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