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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Rev Fister suggested that the TV program he thinks of when he thinks of me is "Mastermind"suggest a TV program that best describes another B3tan.
alt: I got kicked out of bed for twitching last night, what annoying habits do you have?
altalt: What IS that on your forehead?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:14,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Alt: Sneaking into bed with your wife after she has kicked you out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:15,
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i hope you had fun, she had a migrane and was quite vomitydo men get migranes or nis it just chicks?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:17,
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Just fat chicks I think.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:20,
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do you get them if you eat a tub of ben and jerry's too fast?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:21,
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I believe an "ice-cream headache" is caused by a sudden rush of blood to the headas the ice cream tricks the mind into thinking it is far colder than it actually is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:22,
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why do fat chicks only get them?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:24,
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I believe that you could be outwitted by most foods.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:24,
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If you take his headphones off him and have a listen you'll hear the constant reminder 'breathe in... breathe out'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:30,
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i do hate the keyboards on train ticket machines that run ABCD not QWERTY(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:30,
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You find alphabetical order to be confusing?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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when you oput it that way...No, ity's just annoying, why don't they have qwerty keyboards?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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I believe that children are the future.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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why not prove it, by jumping off the nearest building?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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I'm fine taking off from the ground, thanks.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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Really?I believe in life after love.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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I can never get relief from pairs.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:35,
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at least one end is taperedthere's no where to start with an apple
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:46,
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That's all well and good, but it's not really a defence for having sex with a childMr Kelly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:48,
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i preferred it when everyone was bullying lokesy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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I've answered this before: you = Blue Peter.Alt: smoking.
AltAlt: YM's fanny batter. Go round and fix her shower eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:17,
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Darth - Queer As FolkSwipe - Cougar Town
Monty - Saxondale
Battered and Swipe - The Little and Large Show
B3th - Embarrassing Bodies
Alt: I snore.
AltAlt: Skin.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:18,
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This is the first time I've laughed at Saxondale(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:18,
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The Bill - for ol' murder eyes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:24,
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You all remind me of the Why Bird stopalt: I don't have any annoying habits. I'm pretty much the perfect human being.
altalt: I picked a scab off when I was little and it left a little dent next to my eyebrow
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Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:25,
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Or The Money Programme AHAHAHAHAHAHzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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Altalt: Lobotomy scar.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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altalt: EmVee lent me his balloon hat seeing as it's my candle day(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:28,
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Stunned=Mad Menalt: I pick my nose and wipe it on other tube passengers
altalt: I got hit in the head with a metal bar as a kid, probably the little dent from that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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That head injury explains a great deal.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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No, my superpowers didn't start until I ate that glowing meteorite (
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:36,
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Dude that was a cow pat you mug.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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that was a chap from Chernobyl's testical(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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Alt: sometimes I'm just too witty, some people can't handle it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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You should bring some of that wit here maybe.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:37,
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Good news for Nakerswww.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21029593
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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Hasn't quite got it, has he Nakesy?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:42,
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oh no!I can't decide whether you're Rupert or not.
Darth is Timothy.
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Michael Burns, Chris Barrie, Julie St John.What do I win?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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The 'most unfunny prick of the year 2013' award.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:39,
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Wow, that's 5 years in a row.Got to be the lifetime achievement award next surely.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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The Neil Buchanan 'outstanding contribution to unfunniness' award(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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Al = Fox newsAlt: I snore so badly that I regularly wake myself up.
Alt alt: A horizontal scar from years ago and a lump at the upper right-hand part from a nasty fall.
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Oh man, it's funny that someone like you would compare me to a right wing news channel.Also, if you snore that much, you've probably got sleep apnia (sp?) it would be a terrible shame if you fell asleep at the wheel and died in a road gully because of that.
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Perhaps old twatface here was making a reference to hyperbole rather than political leaning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:40,
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You really did get a word of the day calender.Is hyperbole your favourite new word this week?
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My favourite word is androgynous, as it reminds me of YM. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:45,
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Judging by her face there wasn't any water in the pool.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:52,
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It was full to the brim with 'ugly slag' though.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:54,
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Monty=wurzel gummidge lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI hate your threads nakers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:37,
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STRIKETHROUGH r threads END STRIKETHROUGHHaha he hates you Nakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:39,
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A weepee sounds like a device people might sell at festivals to allow 3 people to urinate on the same spot.(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)
a target, then?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:47,
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I thought it was a device to help battered use the grown up urinals(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:47,
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Latrine? No.We recycle it all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:50,
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It's where native Americans keep their children.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:04,
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I don't think I've seen that programme.Was that the short-lived controversial sitcom from the late 70s?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:00,
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I remember that! Sid James was in it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:01,
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Well officially it was called "Oh you cunt!" but was dropped after the pilot.(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I should imagine someone coming to bed with a pair of binocularsand a bird guide book would be annoying.
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She probably thought 'that's a bit odd(ie)' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:03,
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:/ I thought you were a lass! Ha!I need to do more research on the B3tan massive.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:05,
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The B3tan massive?I don't think she's posting today.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:06,
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She doesn't get up until about 3pm.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:07,
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I thought you were a female. Apologies!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:08,
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Ha! I don't now what any of you look like!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:13,
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I really don't know!I think I got confused about who you were from my years lurking!
No offence intended.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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Alt: Im pretty deaf so that can be annoying...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:07,
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new thread.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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