FFS
Worst thing to happen so far this year?
Best thing to happen so far this year?

Alt:
Are you able to get home from work tonight?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:09, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Are you using her as a form of transport?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Good ride lolz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)

How is Jeff this fine* day?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Tired.
But aside from that, everything is good.

Nice weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Aye, not too bad
Build an igloo and a massive snowman
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Bike lolz MORE LIKE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Stop having a go

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Worst - stupid pressing plant not pressing records to sound identical to the master files.
Best - Nothing specific really, but I have no major complaints about my life.

Alt: Of course. It may take slightly longer than usual, but all being well, I probably won't die or owt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

you know if you just goy your 'music' put on CDs it ould be so much simpler.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

People being mean to me on the internet.
People being nice to me in 'real life'.

Alt: it's a long old commute, but I might make it. Apparently we're due for more 'weather' tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I deleted my beakering post.
Sorry to those who replied.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I didn't see it, how shit was it?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

just collect milk bottle lids
and don't ask questions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Well judging by his normal standards I'd say really fucking shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Very shit indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I didn't even see it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I was deep and profound and everything.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Deep and rotund more like

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)

You know me so well

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Deep PAN more like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Wenceslas pizza lulz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I saw it.
She's got a long history of fucking you around and the court has never failed to rule in your favour. She's in a corner and she's trying desperate tactics.

I'm actually wondering how long it's going to be before a court forces her into counselling under threat of losing her daughter.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

That would be well LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

counseLOLing

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Damn, I missed it.
Whats your options about custardy? She's clearly a phsyco and you have so much evidance of that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

No chance.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV2ssT8lzj8
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Alt: Yes, because every road into my office was closed this morning
so I ended up working from home anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

A HGV reversing into my wife’s car last Monday (which I had borrowed)
Me managing to get on the popular page no less than 3 times \o/

Alt: I didn't bother bring any money or cards with me to work and have realised that I only have vapour left in the tank, I hope it gets me home.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Fucking hell, who lent you the HGV then?
That a pretty dramatic way to attempt murder on your wife.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

It was a vapour attempt if you ask me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Worst thing is I borrowed hers because of the snow and I was going to be office based all day

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

You tried to kill your wife with her own HGV?
Christ mate that is pretty mean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

It's not easy being Chris Eubank

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Wearing a monocle cos you daren't ask for "thpectaclth"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Imth Chwith Eubankth and steampunkth wath my idea

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

The thelf thtyled Mayor of Brighton?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

At Theven it'th Sugth with Thethilia

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

it's OK, there's no way it'll take longer
and more petrol to get home in the snow and traffic jams
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Turning Japanese lolz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I don't think so

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Worst - nothing major so far
Best - got a few long weekends booked up for the next few months and also just about to book our summer hols.

Alt: I work from home so I'm fecked regardless.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Bit early for a worst
Best, would be that I still have a job, I always have a mini panic before coming back to work after christmas.

Alt...
Drive... I dont see what people are moaning about roads are fine round here.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Afternoon Kroney

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Can I state for the record
That I have never frozen a turd and used it to pleasure a lady friend... Unlike frenchy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

you prefered it mashy
and stuffed into a condom, then your own arse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

To paraphrase Lincoln
I cannot tell a lie...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Washington you flid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)

it's hard to concentrate with things in your bum
that's why your mum always sounds distracted on the phone to you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Best so far, the weekend I spent with the missus a couple of weeks back
Went out for a couple of meals, saw Les Miserables, roast dinner with home made gravy, lazy days, just an excellent weekend.

Worst - Probably looking at my bank balance.

Alt: Yep, am walking home.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

I am in the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I am in my house

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I am at work for the next hour or two at least.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I win.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I'm Balls deep in YM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Ergh. You lose.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

your spunk is balls deep in your balls

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Best thing this year was my tax rebate
Worst thing was probably agreeing to drinks with Internet types.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

How many of us are attending so far?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Depends on legal bills
Five or six probably.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Same hotel as last time?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Nope.
Stunned has gone with the Raddison Blu.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:03, Reply)

I'll get the details from him.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I'll text you later.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

I heard the alarm calls in that hotel consist of them shouting 'wake up, BOO!' at you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

This is quite possibly my shittest ever post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)

I'm not going to lie, it's up there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)

There's so many things for us to do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)

That's at the Radleyson, you fool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

my team got knocked out of the play offs
Severence pay
alt I dont have a job!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Severance Pay
Sounds like a Segal film.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Even better
www.imdb.com/title/tt0507162/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Brilliant.
I won't have the theme tune stuck in my head all night at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)

I took my daughter to a singing class this morning. One of the songs was called Monkey Music.
For some reason this translated in my head to Junkie Music and I have had this in my head all day, with occasional visions of Monty dancing around to it with a syringe in his hand.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)

you have an encyclpaedic
knowledge of airwolf episodes? Or did you google?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)

I memorised all their IMDB links.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)

that must help you get all the ladies

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)

All the ladies love a fast powerful chopper.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)

My favourite
Was the one that was on the BBC last week. You know, the one with the crane in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)

It's OK fuckers, I'm here.
saving the internet, one page at a time.

Alt: I assume so, since I don't live in the south-east of england and so am not perpetually surrounded by hordes of fuckwits who can't drive in "weather"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:32, Reply)

alright Mighters

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:46, Reply)

evening.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:08, Reply)

tmb in the motherfucking place let's raise this motherfucking roof motherfuckers!
I walked home in the snow. I like walking in squeaky snow.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)