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News Threadwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21141244 - This has to be a contender for weirdest headline of the year so far.
Thoughts, or can you go one better?
Alt: I don't fucking know, lunch?
AltAlt: Which politician do you hate more than any other?
AltAltAlt: Which politician do you like more than any other?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:31,
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I've had a sandwich with some melted cheese in for lunchI'm feeling rather ill now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:34,
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You wanted a packet of tabs in the last thread. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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I expext you to want chocolate a hot water bottle and a nice bathOver the next 3 threads.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:37,
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I predict he'll have a glass of red wine, and then cry.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:37,
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I predict that his women's vagina is going to start bleeding and his women's tits are going to start expressing milk.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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Go all american and askIf you can "Bum a Fag"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:36,
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Can you get thinggy to bring your wallet into work for you, now that you're letting her live her life on the couch eating harribo whilst watching loose women?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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i don't think her colleagues are on the telly gonz(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:46,
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She's in Norwich.And probably watching Archer for the 4 millionth time while eating haribo on the sofa.
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Ok here goes...This metro.co.uk/2013/01/21/scientist-seeks-female-surrogate-in-order-to-make-a-neanderthal-baby-3359936/
Alt/altalt/altaltalt My answer is Hitler to all 3
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:37,
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Alt: EAT Texas chilli for lunchit was alright, needed a bit more zing though. Appealing to the masses I reckon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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Afternoon Lighty what makes the chilli Texan?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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Bad weather and inappropriate clothing. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:44,
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*face palms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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Probably kidney beansI'm told proper mexican chilli doesn't have them.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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You need a bit more zing do you?Well then - YOU'RE A BIG SPASTIC FROM THE MIDLANDS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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HOW DID IT CATCH ON FIRE?this is sloppy reporting AA, take it back and finish it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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altalt: George Galloway, but it's a close run thing between him and all the rest(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)
alt: nasty chicken tikka sandwichaltalt: Ed Balls
altaltalt: Boris of course
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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Alt: Light lunch after last night's dodgy Seekh kebabsAltalt:IDS - bloke's a 24 carat cunt.
AltAltAlt: Any dead ones.
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AltAlt: I think we are a little spoilt for choice at the moment.I'll be honest, I'm not dead keen on the likes of Cameron, Osborne, Gove, Hunt, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:48,
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I do think it is a little silly to hate politicians though.Let's not get caught up in personalities.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:50,
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which one would you most like to see rummaging through a kangaroo pouch full of offal for a gold star?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57,
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I think they should all take a turn, perhaps each week after PMQs?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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To be honest, there's only one politician I like (John Pugh), and that's simply because I was taught by him, and he seemed alrightI don't hate William Hague, but I couldn't really be too polite about any of the others, although I don't tend to look at Boris as an MP, he just seems too dim.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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Boris is definately thick and has e=never shown any aptitude at anything in his entire life!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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I don't look at him as an MP because he isn't one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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here is a news story.www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9818180/Women-look-their-oldest-at-3.30pm-every-Wednesday.html
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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It's like reading a horoscope(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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Advert for anti-aging cream.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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From a study funded by a manufacturer of "anti aging" productsQuelle surprise
"Buy our stuff, bitches, or you'll look old and ugly by the middle of the week!"
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Women are most likely to have sex on ThursdaysI don't usually see my girlfriend on Thursdays. Sad times.
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I do.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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Clement Freud was the best politician ever at anything.All the rest can fuck off.
Chicken wrap Mrs Vagabond made me.
"Pet shop closes" was one of my faves.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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Aaltalt: Ken LivingstoneAltaltalt: Hitler OBV.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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Stalin?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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No, I think it's a chaffinch.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:22,
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Yes, I think the engine is flooded.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:23,
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*Hitlerfives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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Alt:Alt: That pompous prick George Galloway, followed by that smug racist cunt Alex SalmondAlt:Alt:Alt: Boris. At least I can listen to him without tuning out.
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Ha ha this-a-wayHa ha Galloway
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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He is such a monumental cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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is alex salmond rcist?This is new to me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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He hates the English. OK, Anglophobic if you're splitting hairs.But he's definitely a smug, fat cunt.
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He's no 'Mr Claypole' that's for sure.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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you know, i'm not really the most sophisticated of political commentators, but i really don't like his face. he has jowels (sp?), sort of like a basset hound, and i just can't take a man with that face seriously at all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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Preciselyhe's a pie-gobbling glutton, and above all else, he's a Hearts supporter.
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He appears to be entirely made out of lard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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and bullshit.If the ScotNats get independence the Royal Navy will pull out of the Clyde and every shipyard job in Scotland will go.
Wee Fat Eck proposes to redeploy this skilled workforce on ramping up production of wee tartan dollies in plastic tubes and "See You Jimmy" hats.
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the fuck is that?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:55,
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The Anglophobia is just a means to an endthe end being him as elected President of Scotland, or as close as is possible.
Nationalism always surfaces in times of austerity.
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Pretty sure he's always been a nationalist.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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Most nationalists are.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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Can't believe no-ones mentioned that feckless cunt Grorge Osborne yet.
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Ahemwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1839344
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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I'd say he was more of a 'wee-wee tapir'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:49,
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adding a small animal to any swear word makes it bettersuch as twat gerbil.
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How about 'bloody hell gibbon'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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Not sure I quite have the hang of this(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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Small animal, Monty, SMALL!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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DAMN IT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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big dirty willy shark(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:57,
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We've pretty much written this week's newsletter for Rob here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:02,
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vagina falcon(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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Paging NakersNakers, you're an IT expert, tell me please:
'Monty's Daughter' poster is now banned - would that then mean that both that account and whoever created it's regular account would be too?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:51,
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On whether or not those feckless mods have bothered their arses to ban the main account?Unlikely.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:54,
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doubt itthey banned pIumdozer. Colin KwikFit bun not me. they might have stepped the perp though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:03,
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ah man, I bet that was a well lol comedy accountDid it at least pretend to be a druggled prozzie?
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I've got a new tumble drier, but I did a wash two days ago and don't have enough to do another to test it:'(
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Piss yourself, then tumble dry your clothes at full heat.Your house - and clothes - will smell lovely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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I can't shit the bed till swipe agrees to sleep with meI ain't messing up my egyptian cotton for no good reason, do you even know the threadcount on those bad boys?
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And remember that even after you've shat the bed she probably still won't even dump you.(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I've heard you can make beff burginoon in a tumble drier(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:58,
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I just thought I'd change my sheets tonight, bit early midweek but it's ok to treat yourselfThen I remembered I ran out of Ariel, I'm going to have to swing by the shop on my way home
This is literally turning out to be the worst day ever
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you can make b3th burginoon......Euphimism of the day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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where am I going to get a cat?The mrs has a cat but if I tried to take it across london it's going to have my eyes out
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Pretend to be a sardine It will come willingly
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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after all the help I gave you yesterday, this is how you repay me?For shame, psychochomp
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