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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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Notoo much fucking work to do, and I've got to deal with a letting agent later BLEEEHhhhh
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Not bad thanksWork is shit, but lunch was excellent, so I'm not too bad.
Plus, payday tomorrow.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:21,
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yep, first day on my increased salary as well \o/(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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£25K delivered into my bank account last nightWoop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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I give you good price, yes?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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NopeOperation Sportsmove is GO GO GO
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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I'm just going to leave it various places and watch it slowly grow.Maybe take out a load of five pound notes and roll around in it a bit.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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Sounds like a good deal.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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I do think there should be a better way to lend money to other people.Like say a company that takes a cut of the loan and split the liablity.
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I just wiped my bum with 2kyou can have that, if you like? I don't think the bank wants it back.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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What difference would this make?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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he likes to grow themit was a subtle reminder
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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Far too subtle.Anyway, it's the middle of winter, so vegetables don't grow.
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i'm sure there's a mouldy old carrot or two left out there if you look hard enough(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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Brussels sprouts, kale, leeks, parsnips, cabbage?I'm sure there are more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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to be fairwhat you just listed there are all the truly shit vegetables.
especially sprouts. rancid little fuckers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:49,
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I ate some last nightI had peppers and onions in my fajitas.
The night before I had peas and sweetcorn in my tuna pasta bake.
And the night before that I had brocolli and potatoes with my breaded haddock.
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A bit. Probably.www.cmaj.ca/content/early/2012/05/07/cmaj.111990
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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so you are saying he needs to nosh off some sailors down the docks
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try not being a immune deficient ghey-lord(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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Try not to breathe.For about 30 minutes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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Try not being such a bent spastic, see how that works out for you.(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)
don't get shitty with me, just because your body is incapable to looking after itself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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I find dettol enemas speed it all up(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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I'm going to put a rental offer on that house you all hated.Thought you should know.
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The fire station training tower one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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I can't keep track of all this(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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there are cheaper ways to lure confused sailors to their deaths(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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alright battered?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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I was until Nakers started moaning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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Started?Has he EVAH stopped
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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AfternoonAre you in Po-Land or Eng-Land?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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England.Back to Poland next week. Been in Oxford for a couple of days.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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I have a Crunchie, motherfuckers.So yeah, alright.
LOL at Chompy thinking about putting an offer in on that pile of portacabins.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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I have a chocolate orange. So I win.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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My Crunchie has split in two right down the middle. Lengthways.Most peculiar.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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Admit it your Crunchie is really a Twix in drag innit?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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haha!His Crunchie has no morals
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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i never ever bakebut i did see a recipe for twix cookies the other day, which looked good. might have to break the habit of a lifetime.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:45,
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I can get through the day without stuffing my fat face with chocolate.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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Do they still call you The Beast at work?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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This is the first time I have eaten chocolate for a couple of weeks.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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now nowthat's as good as life is ever going to get for some people. it's always friday when you have one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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OK - finally getting over my hangover.How are you?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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Aching arms from helping my mate fit a central heating boiler yesterday, other than that; good.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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He got you pissed to say thank you, right?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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the civil procedure rules are pecking my swedewhy did they make them so complicated?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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I don't know.Why don't you kill 4 baaz with your +4 hoopak in krynn, you LARPing mofo.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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ah stunnedwonder if he's slept with ALL the hookers in amsterdam yet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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is that stuff like 'always pour the tea for the person on your left before your own'?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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think ten times more dullthen multiply it by a million
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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For fucks sake. Why does he keep doing it?www.b3ta.com/questions/selfimportant/post1840288#answers-post-1840439
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That's been deleted whatever it was(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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Wow.Battered has upset Legless off of the internet to the extent that he has ignore 2.0ed him.
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I agree.Only a truly bent spastic would employ ignore 2.0, even for a limited time.
Isn't that right Naked Ape?
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In gaz box(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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Stopping two wars as we speak(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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I don't mean to go on and on about this, but I am going to...So whoever this "mystery account" is, is known to the mods - they have been stepped for their activities.
Pooflake has admitted in another post on there that he has two accounts.
Several people on here have been open about having a second account.
I park my username in a spare account over Christmas which then gets immediately banned.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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Stop going on about it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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we could ask to have your main account banned too?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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stop being such a troller(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:03,
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There are no people on the internetCome on, let's not be silly
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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Just accept that the mods, like everyone else, think you're a cock.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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Stop crying like a little girland eat a fucking burger.
FFS Tangles. Get it down you.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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hahaha!Hot beef injection
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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Thanks everyone.I needed that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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I just found out I had a spare account down the back of the sofawhich was nice.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Let's face it, rape's just semantics, it's fine reallyCheers
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Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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What's unemployment like in America Kdawg? I imagine it's shittttt.
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severelyit's really a fucking stupid way to have it set up
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:21,
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it's too long to explainbut you're required to apply at two places a week, they give you a pin number and you register online or through the phone but you never actually talk to a person
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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That sucks.At least in the UK they make a bored person in a job centre give you a cursory indication that they might possibly give a shit.
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is your runny nose still making you all sad?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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The runny nose isn't the main problemit's the hacking cough that's getting me down.
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This isn't a witty post.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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If it's the same cold I had Al, it lasts for about 6 daysI recommend brandy and plenty of sleep
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:26,
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Since when did you need an excuse?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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It was more for the sleep TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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Yeah, good luck with that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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I had a weekend off, went skiing for a stag do. I should have taken advantage and got at least one nights sleep. But no, I got really drunk both nights and was the last one to bed.
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I would have done exactly the same.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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OUCHwww.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/security-guard-accidentally-shoots-penis-off-with-illegal-gun-8465579.html
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i could have sold you some, I had some head candy aviators going cheap after the currys sale(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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I got my son some Dre Beats Cans......After listening to them I can understand the stupid price tag
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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Really? Can you really?Is that because you're a fucking idiot? Oh yeah, it is.
You can buy studio quality isolating monitor headphones for the same price as that shit and I know which one I would prefer to listen to.
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quiteand if you are listening to compressed mp3s on the tube, is it worth it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:58,
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You can't tell the difference between a vbr comrpessed mp3 and the original wav file. You just can't.(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Come and be funny and that in my NEW THREAD!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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