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When was the last time you punched someone / someone punched you?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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Something about the first of the month.No returns.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:24,
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something about girls every monthNo returns
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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like in the face, or just cheeky dead arm?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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No one's ever punched you? i do not believe this for a minute(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:27,
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me neitheramazing, innit?
Edit: as in I've not been punched, not I don't believe that no one's punched the hippy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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I'm going to view this property tomorrow.www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-25478961.html
I think I might punch the lettings agent if they try to justify their £105 agency fee, or their £100 per person credit check fee, or their £75 contract fee.
FUCKING CUNTS
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what's with the windows?do they not like daylight in MK?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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I noticed this with at least one other property you've linked.it's very odd, like windows cost massive amounts of money of something. even the 1st floor windows are pretty small.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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no, not the flat, the tiny window designs of new houses(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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in medieval times there was a window taxIt's still medieval times in Milton Keynes
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New builds always have tiny windows as this is more energy efficientshit to live in though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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this is why I'm not living in anything built since the war.they all just look shit and wrong.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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that's silly, flats from the mid 20th C can have massive windows(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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I'm open to exceptions.but I don't remember seeing anything nice looking built since the 1930s and given a choice I'd go Victorian all the way.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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what can I say?I was brought up in houses with high ceilings and nice big windows. anything else feels claustrophobic
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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I'm with you, my childhood home was around 200 years old(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:41,
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Most new builds are awful However there are decent building companies out there, I liked the Charles Church one that Sporto was thinking about buying on the coast last year.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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So much identikit crap, without any architectural merit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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That's what thirties flatblocks and housing estates were in the thirties.(
Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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Did I say they were'nt. Although my block is '30s and is pretty uniqueWe should have learned planning lessons by now though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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No, but most of the stuff from the past was fairly uniform, too.You can't really get away from it when you're building on a large scale.
Man, you're so defensive today, Nakers. Are you blobbing?
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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nah, but I have dealt witha lot of shit today(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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Looks like a whitewashed batcave(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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The outside is a bit bland.I would imagine you'd be clinically depressed by the time you had walked the path to the front door.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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spray the outside with yogurt and feces to promote the growth of mosses and stuff(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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it looks like a spider's facesomethingscrawlinginmyhair.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Red-tailed.jumping.spider.face2_.jpg
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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I'm a big fan of the white/pink accent decor.Definitely decorated for the smoking male professional.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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how the shit is that only 750pm ?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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Because it's in Wolverton, which is a bit of a shit hole.but there's a homebrew store on the high street.
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latest was just now, I like this!) (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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My daughter punched me, accidentally, last week(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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She was bending down at the time.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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She was in our bed with us, rolled over towards me and her arm flung out. Her fist got me right above my left eyebrow.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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Kids are fucking pointyMy daughter is made entirely out of elbows and knees, it would seem
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:33,
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My daughter has very sharp elbows and if she's on my knee and I'm reading her a story she'll dig her elbow in my side if I'm turning the pages too slowly for her.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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Pick on someone your own sizeoh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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Never / neverBeen headbutted a few times by the dog though. He's got a fucking hard head.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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I accidentally punch karl sweeney in the nose in year five while swinging my arms about waiting in line to go back init bled a bit, he didn't tell though
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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I heard he got banged up for noncing kids(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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I never got done, I must have been an ugly child(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:41,
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'Get yer trousers off, I'm The Sweeney'Was probably his noncing line of choice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:42,
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I have been in a couple of fights, they were always fucking hit and pretty stupidand never my fault
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:47,
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I bet they were a result of people collapsing into a blind ragewhen you kept being completely incapable of opening your pencil case and asking everyone around you to help.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:48,
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He knew he needed a pencil, so he just got the first one he could find. No point measuring he said.www.halcyon.com/donace/pencil09c.jpg
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I thought it would be more economical and last longer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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Last time I got punched I was about 9Some fat twat and his mates ganged up on me in the local park.
Last person I punched I was about ten years ago in a nighclub. Dude tried to steal my drink.
You NEVER take a Geordies drink.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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I punched a guy for weeing on my shoes two years ago at Sonsiphere.(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I hope you found his car and kicked off his wing mirrors as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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I don't know if he had a car.He had a piercing in his cock so he was able to wee on both mine and my mates shoes at the same time. Must have been really shit when not pissing on a fence, his bathroom would have been covered in stale piss.
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No a Prince Albert(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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I read about a nullo the other day after that sub-thread. i wish i hadn't(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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Lost me there Nakers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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I've tried very hard to remain ignorant about that particular word.(
Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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the story i read involved a guy who was into hard masochism and was "owned" by his boyfriendeventually he agreed to be castrated by the use of rubber bands, then eventually his owner decided to cut his cock off when he was tied down with out his permission...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:02,
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Dude. Spoilers.There's no point me reading that story now, you bell.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:04,
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it actually made me feel a little illtrust when i say I left out the colourful detail
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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Okay, I won't bother watching it then.Have you seen the film "Super"?
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No, don't think i haveSome people really like hard candy, it felt morally pretty wrong to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:13,
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I tried, but couldn't find it to torrent...just ending up with loads of shit about navy Seals and Osama Bin Laden
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:16,
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If you were looking for something like that.www.torrentz.eu could be a good place.
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that's where I wasalthough i didn't realise it was call the raid: Redemption. I was just searching for the raid :s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:19,
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Watched it on FridayStory was shit but the fighting was great. I also watch Dredd which I thought was pretty good.
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I think this is the nicest thing you've ever said to me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:23,
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Who cares about story when you've got a welshy directing people kicking each others faces.(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Yeah I know, it had great fights.The bit when he stabs the guys throat by slamming his head through the broken door was excellent.
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Grabbers is pretty goodIrish horror movie where you have to be pissed not to be eaten by the monster.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:23,
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in this they put 4 bands around his balls and waited for them to die and them drop off....apparently it was agony
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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I would like to put 4 bands around my cock.Spice Girls, Girls Allowed, B*witched & Pussycat Dolls.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:23,
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don't get me thinking about the practicaliys of such a thing.It'd be like a game of parce the parcel where the central prize is found before everyone got a turn on the parcel.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:45,
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No, he saw us pissing on a slipknot poster, mumbled something about that not being rightthen stood between us and pissed on our shoes. I moved out the way so he moved again and kept pissing on my shoes so I elbowed him in the face.
We ended up kissing an making up because I had no desire to fight him since he was quite a big chap.
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Enough about your homo erotic piss play thanks.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:59,
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He was. Hence why I didn't feel bad about hitting him in the face.(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Before driving off in your Honda Accord(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:53,
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Spraying mud over everyone that had sniggered at his pissy shoes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:54,
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