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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Enough of that. I've been reading about a serbian tourist attraction based on a yeti that is supposed to stalk the land around a ski resort. Sounds like a desperate attempt to drum up tourism. What would you do to bring people to your area?
Alt: what would you do to keep undesirables away?
Altalt: talk amongst yourselves.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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I'd probably go back in time and commision the building of important buildings, monuments, museums and stuff alt: explosive collars
altalt: hello?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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alright nakers. How's it going?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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stressed, lots gone wrong, lots of work to do etc etc etcyou?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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But seriously, I cannot see anyone wanting to come to South London for the sights. Although we do have Eltham Palace and some caves somewhere. And the Artillery depot in Woolwich and Shooters Hill. But that's it.
Alt: Move away.
Alt alt: What's this shit about coming out of Yurp but still letting all the thieving gypsy bastards from E Yurp still come and take our jobs?
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Alt alt: Daily Mail overreaction as usual.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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I did read it directly from the Fail. Word for word except they spelt Europe correctly.
I for one welcome new nationalities of sex worker. Our fine British penises aren't going to suck themselves.
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Not without rib surgery(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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What about the Horniman Museum ? Reputed to be excellentHowever cos it is in the fucking sticks I have yet to go.
Plus IT SOUNDS A BIT RUDE!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:06,
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Nothing, we've already got enough.Alt: Carpet bomb the council estates.
AltAlt: Afternoon.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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This is why he's always trying to pump more money into the local economy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:28,
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Firstly try to stop them from fucking up what little decent bits we have left.Like this: www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2013/01/25/tv-historian-jonathan-foyle-hits-out-at-coventry-student-flats-plan-92746-32674339/
Then actually make more of the nice bits, instead of leaving them to rot as we build more shit bits in front of them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:28,
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I'd highlight the excellent public transport, the delightful vibrant pubs and the fantastic local shopping opportunities*Alt: Tell them I live here.
Altalt: Anyone know why Tanglewood Infinity strings have been discontinued?
* Semi-rural crap transport and shit local amenities irony lols.
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I'd staff my local pub with a bad tempered managerwith a glorious, glossy mane akin to that of a pedigree Afghan hound.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:31,
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Winders looks like a ginger Cavalier.He and Monty ought to join up and go on swashbuckling adventures in the service of the King of France.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:34,
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His aromas is fucking terrible(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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I always imagine him to havea shaved head and beard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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that was my best friend Two hats. I miss him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:06,
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You aren't the King of France and Monty will not service you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/11/08/cavalier.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:50,
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images3.pups4sale.com.au//joomla/assets/images/breeders/cavalier_kcs_01a.jpg
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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do you let windy up on the sofa?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:17,
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I'm not bad tempered, I'm lovely. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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You've been blobbing or something the last couple of weeks.You're getting as bad as B3th.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:50,
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it's been pretty stressful the last couple of weeks, I'll make sure my happy winning side comes through more.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:03,
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Afternoon allI have been servicing b3th to a happy finish
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:47,
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Her wankel engine is running a treat now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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hmmmAt work and want to be tomorrow so I'll give that link a miss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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It's not a website it's a joke with a "film" referenceit's very witty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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That domain name is for sale, if you want it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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it's a good namebut i don't think anyone got my joke :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:59,
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Anchor man quoteso if San Diego mean whale's vagina, then www.sandiegodextoys.com would be a website selling giant adult toys for Cetaceas which would also be perfect for B3ff.
ffs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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Anchorman is SHITHope this helps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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I knowbut Anchorman is still shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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Never seen it.Looks shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:03,
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Will Ferrell is the least funny cunt since that Owen Wilson cunt drew breath. (, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I don't know who any of these people are.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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I do own one, I just choose not to watch it.Also, can you change your sig so I get a better Stevie song in my head than this one?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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this^Proper smug cunt too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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I agree on the wholebut i quite like Anchor man
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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*something something plumb center*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:51,
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saloons with liquor and whoresFor that is how we got the name Helltown
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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Sounds like a fucking GREAT town!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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not any more, they don't even have any bars :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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He'z in ur laptopWatchin u not drink
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:57,
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Because you have to have your birthday party in the church hall(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:57,
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is god invited, or is he going to have to stay in his room all night?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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he'll be in the basement peering up girls skirts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:06,
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He can fuck off - I got here first.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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can you see through floorboards?if not you'll just have to get god to give you an audio description
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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"looks like a burst badger"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:12,
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AHAHAHAHAHAAA just like in that film that I haven't seen.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:13,
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It's because people kept dying after passing out drunk in them and no one knew how to place them in the recovery position.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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Isn't is strange after yesterdays new story.About the french managing to take Timbuktu without a shot fired, and being greeted as heros by the population. That Dav-Cam thinks it's a good idea to send 400 troop there.
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I'd threaten them with a gun until they came (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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Dangerwanking at a new level(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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that's what happens when you wnak 20 times a day(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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Oh man there's no comeback to that :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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wnaking is my fvaourite tihng(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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I really don't need to do anything. The cunts flood in night and day.Alt: Tell them it's no longer 'cool' round here and everyone who knows ANYTHING hangs out in Romford these days. And that London Fields is radioactive or something. In truth I don't mind the cunts that much - their money has improved the area tenfold. Plus I can remember what it used to be like and it was much worse in many, many ways.
Much as I don't like trilbies and fixed wheel bikes I prefer them to armed and angry darkies.
#edgy
Altalt: Hi Monty! Hi there Monts. How are you Monty? Shit, Monters old stick etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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Kroney thinks I'm bad tempered. tell him I'm lovely. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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I didn't realise. I don't mean to be cross, I think you're all aces.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:14,
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You're mixing him up with old Battered here, I think(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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Not so much of the 'old' thank you Worzel.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:18,
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He hasn't got a brand new anything?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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Not even a combine harvester :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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The key is not spending all your moneys on MDs and LPs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:20,
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Build a massive titted woman on a hillAlt:
Hadrian's Wall
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Coffee anyone?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:17,
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Fuck yeahThat is a good coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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Oh man,We've all gone and upset Kristine. This is not cool people.
I for one would like to apologise to our favourite American B3tan and hope that you will all follow suite and do the same.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:18,
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She's upset with us.And I don't like the thought of her being upset.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:22,
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really? I don't believe you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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Would you believe me if you lay on your frontwith one arm by your side and the other at 90 degrees to your body with the elbow bent at a right angle and the corresponding leg drawn up so the knee is level with your waist?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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Y'see I think this post makes your apology seem insincere, because you are clearly trying to teach her how to put someone in the recovery position.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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There is even the hint of a suggestion that you think it might be her fault that two members of her family have died, most likely through ignorance of the recovery position.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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It really is impossible to sound sincere on the internet.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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Has that miserable Yank gone and deleted a subthread?I hate it when people do that. It's worse than rape.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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Oh wait, no.I was looking in the wrong thread.
Soz, K, you're alright by me. Not like that constantly angry Winders.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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tbf 2 of her family died due to their lack of first aid knowledge and Al has been takoing the piss which is pretty hurtful
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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It's the waste that I find terribly sad. All for want of 5 minutes spent learning how to put someone in the recovery position.
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Why am I getting blamed for taking the piss?It was tangles who actually replied to her saying that her relatives would be alive if they knew what the recovery position was.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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Your reputation precedes you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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Tell me Al, what would be the best course of action to take if he was choking on his wine gums?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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Don't worry, my co-workers have been taught about the recovery position.70p out of the vending machine, Al. I feel violated.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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Same here70 fucking p for a Boost?!
*shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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It's like a tax on fat people or summat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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I am forced into eating ASDA Smart Price Strawberry Flavoured Cranberry Muesli Bars*sobs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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I paid a pound for a kit kat chunky at the station last week.I felt like I'd been raped. Actually physically RAPED. By a vending machine.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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Aero would have provided the ribbing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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snickers on backwards(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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I wish people would shut the fuck up about them, and the new cadburys. WHO FUCKING CARES!
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Seems to be girls that aren't getting enough cock for the most part(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Stunned gets plenty of cock though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:48,
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They should dress more provocatively to entice the rapists(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:49,
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Whoa! Who has been going on about them? Some one said Kit Kat I said - Coconut
- Mint
- Choc Fudge
- Hazelnut
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I'm fucking mad about Kit Kats.
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I've never seen them in the shops around hereand let me tell you I've looked in literally no places at all
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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It's not rape if it's contextual.Or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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I've only got about 30 pence worth left now, too.I've totally just been raped.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:46,
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it's not rape if you accidentally enjoy it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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Someone start a new thread please.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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this one didn't go quite as I hoped. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:51,
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Your thread got totally raped.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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I really didn't mean to upset K, Maybe I should be more calm.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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The funniest of all the rapes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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maybe we should start with child lmaolestation(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:54,
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mine is better than stunnedjust saying, like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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