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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's the celebrity you'd most like to see naked?
Alt: smoked or unsmoked bacon?

AltAlt: recommend something new you've experienced recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:14, 177 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Mayim Bialik
Alt: everything is better smoked.

AltALt: sleeping pills, it's amazing how much difference a good nights sleep can make.;
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)
wtf is going on with that chin?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)
what chin?
I have a perfectly normal chin, maybe a little on the weak side but the beard covers it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)
She could open fucking tins with that!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)
???
she's 37
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)
As I have little awareness of most television programmes of the last 10+ years or so
I can only assume that you are referring to the hit show Blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
She's a minger. Official.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)
<img src="http://nakersisabentspastic.org/thatsthejoke.jpg">

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I am going to have to disagree with you CQ,
her face is all long and weird. Like some sort of stretched out witch from an old cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)
100% munter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)
She's in Big Bang at the moment.
Even allowing for purposeful frumping, she's not attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
She's no Cavy that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
yeah, because I spend sooo much time being serious.
jesus you're a bunch of tards today.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Ooh you wicked troll, you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I can't keep up with his edgy sense of humour, sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)
never claim it was great, but at least I have one
the most interesting things about you are all made up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Are we really due for another Quixote/Kroney fight?
Doesn't seem that long since the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)
there was a fight?
I remember a bit of bitching but not any actual fight. once in a while he makes a dig for some reason, once in a while I dig back, can't see either of us caring enough for it to be more serious, although I'm only speaking for myself here.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
yeah, the longer I spend on here the worse it gets
I had to call ringoffire a cunt yesterday, it's on;t so long before me and AB become besties.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Altalt: One for Monty (although he probably already has this page bookmarked):
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Ronnie Ancona
Alt: SMoked

Altalt: It's not really a recent discovery, as I've had the dogs a year now, but i can no stop singing the praises of a nice long stroll in the morning. Get up, go for a wander, have a bit of breakfast, then off to work. Always sets me up for the day, and the days i don't take the dogs out if i have an early start or a meeting aren't half as good.

Morning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)
See what you mean about her. Prefer Daisy Donnovan though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)
you know,
this is all a bit misogynistic really.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Yep. Great isn't it.
Nothing to stop the females commenting on celebrity blokes though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Other than the complete absence of any females on here at this juncture.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)
And the fact they're all butch lezzers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
true

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)
It's just a bit annoying as I'll have to google image search most of them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
you could just use your imagination, and think of the sort of girl that each of the posters would find attractive,.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Eeuw.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Despite being a massive fan of smoked food in general, I'm not particularly bothered whether bacon is or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Many thanks for your fascinating contribution to this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)
If you insist on asking perhaps the most utterly dull question ever asked in b3ta history
it's a bit fucking ripe to get all sarky when someone answers it, wouldn't you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Whereas the question in your last thread was so fucking brilliant eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
It wasn't my best,
but at least I didn't start frothing at the bumhole when people replied to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)
My bumhole is perfectly dry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)
A bit of lube'll sort that out for you

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
*bookmarks*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Certainly
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Hey Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Yo yo yo what's up hombre?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)
not much,
chillin.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Like a villain, I hope?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
i've got some day nurse.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

d

I'm sure you have, dearie
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)
i am leaking snot like some sort of ace snail.
it's properly grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Stacey dash or Sarah Blackwood
Smoked.

Alt, the walking dead video game/interactive movie.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Sarah Richard
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)
For a grand hell show up at your birthday

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
*starts saving up*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
If we all chipped in it would be an awesome b3ta bash.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Live PA by Richard Blackwood = AWESOME

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Sort it out for Bristol, will you, Boyce?
You've got connections.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I doubt much s(h)aving will be required.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Really? Even I'd need two to turn up at some random prick's birthday
and pretend I liked them.

However, for a grand I will turn up, drink all your booze, vomit in a hedge and fuck your sister/mum depending on age and/or availability.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
For two grand, he'd probably fellate you

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
So there was never any chance of you turning up to Monty & Stunned's birthday bash?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
None.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Rihanna
Sian Williams. Kym Valentine. Fiona Bruce. Ronni Ancona. Nigella Lawson. Denise Fox off Eastenders.

I like brunettes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

la
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Hehe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Sooty
Alt: neither. Bacon is overrated.
Alt alt: getting a full night's sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Racist.
They're called 'coons' these days b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Does that mean I can't call them nignogs any more?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
No, that's still fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I prefer the expression 'jungle bunnies' myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
or sambo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I favour 'blackamoor'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
A much underused word.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Any Female celebrity between 15 1/2 and 50, I'm not fussy.
Alt: Smoked as part of a fry up or sammich. Unsmoked when used as an ingredient with other foods.

Altalt: Spamalot. I haven't laughed so hard since I saw a cat being run over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
NONCE.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Only borderline.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Wrong side of the line though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
As someone with a fifteen year old granddaughter
I am both appalled and disgusted by that.

No, the oher one. Aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Oh really?
*touches shelf*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Paedo

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)
In your own time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
It's a totally different word!
Anyway, it just took me longer because I was calling the paedo line to report him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Ah. That'll be why the line was engaged when I just tried to call.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
By the time they arrive, she'll be legal.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Half your age plus 7 is the lowest you should go.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)
35, you've got to be joking.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)
So... *does some sums*
If you're 56 and you want to look at pictures of barely legal and, in fact, illegal, girls...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)
it's a bit creepy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)
This is bound to end well

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I reckon he was in Praia da Luz, in May 2007

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)
I meant 34, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I'm learning from this thread
that b3tans have awful taste in women.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Daisy Donnovan though. Surely everyone likes her?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Twenty years ago
I thought she was a bit bland. Time may have been kind, but it's not a fucking wizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Stacey dash is perfect and Blackwood is a pixie like angel.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

xie like angel ccaninny
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Is that some sort of woodwind folk instrument?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Yes, if by 'woodwind folk instrument' you mean 'wog'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Minnie Driver. Always Minnie Driver.
Alt: Unsmoked. Smoked tastes saltier.

Alt alt: Salmon fajitas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)
She is fuck ugly

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)
You sicken me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)
'Lorry driver' more like.
Her masculine jawline freaks my nut out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
The slag

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)
IRL or on screen, this is important.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Why is this important?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
He'd look at Susan Boyle naked onscreen for the lols, for example
but would likely never want the live show.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)
What's funny about seeing a fat old Scottish bird naked?
I see that every day and it just makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
You'd have to consider it from the perspective of somebody
cruel, small-minded and of average attractiveness. I, for example, would find it hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Because there are people I've already seen naked on screen that I'd like to see naked in real life.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I'd like to see Tina Fey naked.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Do you think that is likely in that Muppet film?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Maybe in the extended edition.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)
I would cut my own cock off for one night with Natalie Portman.
Which would lend an air of ironic tragedy to the event. Something I am well familiar with, sex-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
OK I've arranged it all for you.
Just cut your cock off and then tomorrow night she's all yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I bet you're tweeting her right now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)
One of the managers from our local cineworld looks like Natalie portman.
I actually did a double take when I saw her.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)
You lucky, lucky bastard.
If I had a Natalie Portman look-a-like working near me, I would be stalking the fuck out of that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)
She works on a tuesday, that's all I know.
I didn't even manage to read her name badge.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)
this answers many questions

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I think you and I should suggest ways Kroney can get it on with the cineworld manager.
I think he should come to watch a film, and try to get a refund on one of his two tickets and say it's because his supermodel fiance has just died in a car crash.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Can I not just offer to buy her a slush puppy and one of those suggestive hot dogs they have?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)
she gets staff discount kroney, she don't need your dollar
think t through, mate
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Haha sorry Quints, thank God you're around to talk me out of these stupid ideas.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Go dressed as a ballerina,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Wear a V for vendetta mask and offer to shave her head.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)
What's the one where Portman plays a lap dancer?
I could go in a skintight silver onesie and a pink wig
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)
tie her to a pillar and charge her while riding a rhinoceros

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Get your big-nosed friend to write her poems and love letters on your behalf.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)
dress as a viking with a hammer, and off to hang her pictures up

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Or since he's french,
he should turn up in a vest with a plant and ask her if she wants to avenge the death of her little brother.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Have you seen the director's cut of that film
Holy shit, it gets about ten times more creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Leon?
I haven't seen that film in years, does jean thingy shag porters in the shitpipes?
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)
There's a strong indication that he sleeps with her, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Does it cut to him wiping off on the curtains?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)
neither. I don't like bacon.
the Phyre^2 software that generates 3d images of proteins is pretty cool.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
do b3tans count as celebrities?
Unsmoked, any smoked bacon I've tried has an artificialness to it

Looking down kayleigh's top
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)
aha, b3tans? oh dear. Who are you thinking of Quints?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)
everyone, all piled together in a sexy, writhing mass of pale sweaty flesh
All moaning and dangling over each other, tongues, bums, willes and foofs everywhere

I expect gonz would wear cavy like a party hat
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)
This is almost as sick as Bartleby admitting to liking underage girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)
you mean there aren't any underage female b3tans?
fuck that, i've been wasting my time here for far too long
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I became legal a couple of years ago.
Sorry Quints.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)
people who use uppercase Qs when addressing me make me sick anyway

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)
that's okay.
I can live with that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)
you say that now, but it'll come back to haunt you

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)
not sure it will...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)
you never know
you'll wake up one night in a cold sweat from a nightmare you can't remember, but deep down, you'll know why
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)
You never meant to break her heart though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)
?

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Do you remember...?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I wonder if Quintsy has ever danced in stilettos in the snow

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)
well i want to now

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)
But she broke mine

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Good news everybody, I might actually kill myself
i need an automatic weapon though as it needs to be murder suicide.

thx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Anything I could do to expedite matters?
Seriously, you're about to find out just how helpful I can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)
The offers are going to come flooding in here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I OFFERED FIRST!
I get dibs
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I think we could raise a fuck of a lot of money through a raffle for the pleasure of helping him die painfully.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)
shut it tom thumb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:02, Reply)
what's the matter Nakkers?
did someone shit in your coffee?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I had a shit in his mum's cunt earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)
not surprised.
I had a go myself last night.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)
as if, darth would be shagging her by now if you had

(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)
people poppet, people

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Oh. THEM.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)
shut up nakers, everyone knows that shit's not cool anymore
It's death by cop or nothing these days
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)
ah ok then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Yaaaaaay
*waves arms about*
www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jan/31/muppets-again-ricky-gervais
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)
God I hate the muppets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)
won't be watching that.
It has two-dimensional, comedy-by-numbers, unrealistic childish characters.
And the Muppets
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)
You want to see Ricky Gervais naked?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)
ricky fucking gervaise
can sombody not just kill the man?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)
the thing with him is, he clearly has ADHD or something
so as soon as he has a little bit of attention he gets a bit up himself and has acted like a dick ever since.

what i don't think he realises is that people stopped watching years ago, which is kind of sad really
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)
He is just SMUG on legs
I fucking hate him

I refused to watch An Idiot Abroad for about 3 months until I was assured he was only in it for 2 mins
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Gervais has only ever said one amusing thing.
When presenting some award ceremony:

'Now I like a drink as much as the next person, unless that person is Mel Gibson'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)
"Now i hate the jews as much as the next person, unless that person is Mel Gibson"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)

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