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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So what have you got coming up that you're looking forward to?
Alt: what are you dreading?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:04, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Moving house
Alt:
Moving house
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)
this, moving tonight.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Blimey, that was quick

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)
That's rental for you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I thought he'd have to give 4 weeks on his current property

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
not with his financial record, they want him out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
trufax

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)
they'll need time steam the smears off all the walls before they can re-let anyway

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I'm looking forward to seeing your mum tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Textbook response.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
whythankyouverymuch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I'm going out drinking with K Swizz.
I'm very excited about it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Is she coming to the UK?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
No.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Just remind her to put you in the recovery position if you pass out.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE BATTERED

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
OH NO!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
That joke is fucking dying



quick put it into the recovery position
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Nothing
Alt: waking up each day

Only the music of Marilyn Manson can penetrate the black gloom of my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Don't forget, it's down the road not across the tracks.
I hope this advice is of use during this difficult time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Sweet dreams

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)
i bet you can't wait for september to end

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)
C'mon Monts, dish it up, how'd it go?
I want a gregg's pasty worth of gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
It was fucking horrible mate
Details in last thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)
That sounds like it could have gone a lot worst.
Counciling, at the right time, can do magic, sorted me out a treat in a lot of respects. But what she's doing, sound like, is implying that you're unreaonsably "Not right in the head" and "she only cares, which is why I'm saying it, it's nothing to do with the fact that it's a back-handed insult, honestly".

Does the fact that she didn't turn up give you any kind of good-light? What's the next step?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
wait for her to decide to turn up or propose a mediator of her own.
if nothing happens in, say, a month I'll have to go to court to get the existing order enforced, cos at the moment she is breaking it every fucking week :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)
How would they enforce it? What kind of shit can she get in for not keeping up to it?
It's rediculous that you can't claim "Court costs" or whatever out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)
In reality they'll just tell her off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)
See previous thread

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)
In the immediacy I'm looking forward to Sunday cos I'm taking it off and I'll drink beer and watch the Rug-ger-by
Longer term I'm looking forward to the trip to LAHNDAHN in May/June, and the Finland Hovel Week sometime over Summer.

That's as far as I can think

DREADING? I've got a four hour meeting next week, I'm going to snore, I know I'm going to snore, then I'll be fired :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I'll be seeing my mum next weekend, That should be good.
Alt: the dark, unremitting misery of life.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Which one out of you or your brother more resembles your mother?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Say "Hi" from all of us

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I'm looking forward to tonight's rehearsal immensely.
We've managed to bag three wonderful musicians to play louder than us and make us sound better than we really are.

Alt: I'm driving to Whitby tomorrow evening.
I fucking hate driving on motorways.
And other roads.
And with two kids in the car.
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Why do you hate driving? You great Mary

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
It's more all the other cunts on the road who seem to have no concerns about whether their actions might have a detrimental effect on my journey.
I suppose it is other people driving that I really hate.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
You great Mary

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I also hate other people who drive
none of the stupid cunts understand how to use multi lane roads, and all HGV drivers should be shot in the throat.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Maybe they'd do better if they still had their wing mirrors.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)
autolols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)
HAHA!
I can't kick a wing mirror off at 70mph.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Oh well played.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
*signs up for Team Al*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
This pretty much sums up my experiences.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
this is what i thought
i bet he sits hunched over the steering wheel doing 60mph in the inside lane, crying
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Outside lane

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Goth/vampire cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Just do wheelies all the way up
Fun for all the family
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Does driving go against your lentil stuffing WOMAD beliefs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Yes.
Unfortunately lentils are not effective at getting me and my family about.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)
right bunch of cheery cunts aren't you?

(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I am
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Got a date tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
^studmuffin^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I'm a bit nervous about this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Why is that?
Does she have teeth, you know, "down there"?

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Plymouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Ho!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
has she got a massive cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
fingers crossed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Just remember:
If he tries to pressure you into doing anything you're uncomfortable with, it's OK to say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Did you create a woman like in Weird Science?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Why, does she have functioning eyesight?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Will she make you fuck her while her massive husband watches
languidly wanking himself off in the corner, staring at you, not at his wif,e but at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I got invited to one of those last year.
In a pub. By the wife.

I said no.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Kroney later tonight
p.twimg.com/A26DVH7CUAA3Nqu.jpg:large
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)
HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I don't get it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
It's garath from the office after he has pulled a bird
who then tells him her husband will be coming home as well, and it's in Slough.

IT's YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I'M NOT IN SLOUGH

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
SLOUGH IS IN YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Worse than AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I want to reply too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I agree with Nick.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
we know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Is this the subthread that everyone is replying to?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Put it in their bum

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1855685
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)
If he can ramp into their arse that'll be good for at least 10 points

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I thought so

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Your meeting B3th in "the Sims" aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I've had to postpone my World of Warcraft wedding for this.
She'd better put out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)
You'll be "levelled up" in no time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
No one cares about your middle eastern snacks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
*gives good price*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
First weekend of March, seeing family and friends for the entire weekend, should be nice
Alt: Next weekend, going to see the girlfriend's parents. I don't dislike them, it's just a little boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Well they hate you
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, I am a terrible bastard, after all.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)
having unwed not dead parents makes you a bastard
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Only one dead so far, am afraid
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
My throbbing, uncircumcised member
Same answer for Alt
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Is that where you got your second hat from?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)
No, Top Shop

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Moving flats
Alt: moving flats
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)
you only just got here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)
it's just up the road
you can still stand outside holding up a boombox.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Is everyone moving in with PsychoChomp?
HE DOESN'T HAVE THE SPACE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
It's a lot cheaper in MK
With us all chipping in he can afford a Mansion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)
So big it comes with its own roundabout

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Don't be rude about B3th

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I hear she's got the ban hammer on a hair trigger
So I would never be RUDE about the LOVELY b3th
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
When i raise my trigger finger all you fuckers hit the deck

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)
'How High' by Redman and Method Man
£5 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Just spoke to the estate agent
Everyone was all "ooh, we can't give you two months to serve out your notice period" and today it's "yeah, I spoke to the seller and they're looking at a completion date of the end of March". Which is almost two months away, the useless feckers. So that's nice.

Also gives me time to get a professional cleaning crew in at the current place, get rid of all the jizz and blood stains.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
And the 6' high pile of Rustlers wrappers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Got a couple of nice weekends coming up - Rothesay next weekend, London next month, Manchester the month after
Also booked up for our summer hols and raring to go for the start of the cricket season.

Alt: Dreading the heavy rain that will herald the arrival of the cricket season.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Its my Daughters birthday on Saturday
I am really looking forward to her birthday party where my wife has invited every single kid in her class and some from the other 1st year class.

help
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)
£100 says Bartleby gazzes you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
now why on earth would I take that bet

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
See, this is the standard of nonce jokes Battered needs to aspire to.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Coincidentally, I had exactly the same thought
Radio 2 is playing Sending In The Clowns. I thought Barters might offer his services to entertain the sprogs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
John Wayne Gacy lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)
*squirts carnation*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
That isn't condensed milk...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Let's get this straight.
If I gaz him, you send him £100.
If I don't, he sends you £100.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Yep - £50 each, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Well, £50 to me either way.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)
If you go with Monty you can insist on a 70-30 split.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Other way round.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
You are cordially invited to She-Ra's 4th birthday at Castle Greyskull just off the A67

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
My wife did this for one of little tangle's birthdays.
Plus every fucker we know with kids.
It cost a fucking fortune.
My advice: drink.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I've no idea what my kid does on her birthdays.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Yeah now I feel bad for complaining.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I get around all of this by not having children.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

children relationships that could ever lead to anything longterm
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
This too.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
MONTY!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)
He said "MONTY!"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I ate my lunch :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Well that's the lunch thread ruined then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I had a ham and salami sandwich and a cold sausage
now i have nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)
It's no good talking about it now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Needs more pork products

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
i'll get some pork scratchings for "afters"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Pervert

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I've just had toast with lime marmalade on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
mouth wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
What's wrong with lime marmalade, you fucken prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)
It's got limes in it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)
You're a hippie, you fucking love fruit.
By which I mean you laugh gleefully whilst being violently buggered by hairy dock workers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Limes are for gin.
Gin helps with laughing gleefully whilst being violently buggered by hairy dock workers.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Marmalade is rank, i can therefore only assume that lime marmalade is even worse
fucken Slough prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)
What's wrong with orange marmalade, you fucken prick?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
rank innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
You fucking Deacon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Nakers earlier:

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)
No it isn't you spazmotron

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
You can't lime marmalade your cock up a bird's arse?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)
i can damn well try

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Lusty and I made whisky marmalade for people at Xmas.
It was fucken n0mz0rz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Yeah. Thanks for mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
And mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
We've got the bits to make another batch actually.
Watch this space
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Ignored again.
Fucking THANKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
It's because Monty doesn't like you.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Clicking this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Yours got eaten at that bash you couldn't be fucked to turn up for.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)
It was halfway across the country and I was tired.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
my eyes hurt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Hello Battered, carry on.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I am looking forward to the clocks going forward so it's not dark at 4pm anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Why do people have a problem with this?
It happens every single year. Has done since forever. Even before the 1700s when they decided that time wasn't quite complicated enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)
i like it when it's lighter in the evenings...what's wrong with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Wah wah wah

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I only answered the question jeez

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Cry about it.
Boo hoo, it's dark, I'm scared, boo hoo hoo, even though it happens every year, boo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I am totally going to russia in april
I am totally going to get stabbed in the neck with a smashed matroshka by a man in a trapper's hat in april
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)
you should get some Russian prison tatts whilst you're there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

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