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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Would anyone like to earn £0 starting a thread that's not total shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:35, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Me please!
Morning boyce, how was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I made the best of it, but got very upset at a museum because it was full of people with their kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
selfish dick heads

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I believe the correct response to this is
NONCE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I just had a really nice homemade sausage roll

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
puff pastry is not a suitable condom material

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I'm fucking ravenous.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Unusual name

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I have a new mattress with a tempura top, it's well luch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Where did you get your matress? We need to buy one.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Warren Evans aren't too bad

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Hmm, I'll have a look.
I was thinking ~£400 would be plenty for a mattress, looks like I underestimated :(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Try 800

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
try £1200, for the one I really wanted, stupid money

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Seems to be, I had a look round Ikea and the only one that was even partially decent was £600.
:(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)
split the cost over the 10 15 years that you'll have it and it's not so bad
My back feels better already nd I've slept beter, although we've only had it 3 nights
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I am going to be buying a new one soon.
I may even take Battered up on his fifty quid if he hasn't grown any nuts by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
i know they're meant to last for years but ffs you'd think springs and feathers and stuff would be cheaper.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)
It's covered in deep fried shellfish???

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Nice one 'Battered'
DO YOU GET THIS AHAAHAHAHHAA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
sometimes at night i wake up and listen to the rain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Is it achingly beautiful?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
of course

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
gay cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I am full of shit, it's true

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Does it tell you what a fool you have been?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
is this a song reference?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I can't stand them

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC2Fu20X_KY
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Not as good as the Jason Donovan version, obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I will gladly pay you double that for this new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Some species of snakes still have residual hips from when they had legs like a lizard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Hipster snake pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
lets chat about favourite trees
species or individual.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Giant redwoods are alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)
you know all the enviromentalists want carbon capture and storage.
I don't see why they don't just plant a million giant redwoods, that'll sort it won't it?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Well, sort off. But then the tree dies and the carbon is released again.
Plus it assumes that the tree cover will never be removed ever again ever. Which given the rate at which the rainforests are being removed is clearly bollocks.

So, in a nutshell. No.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Oldest known redwood is over 3500 years old.
So the storage for a long period is not a problem. According to wikipedia the problem is that they're picky and relativley shit trees that need annual fires and lots of water to germinate.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Plus they are very slow growing.
But the problem is, as I said, that trees don't take carbon out of the cycle, they just slow it down for a bit. So as a fuel, it's great and totally carbon neutral, but as a carbon offset, it's bollocks. You need to get the carbon out of the atmosphere and trap it in the sea, or in the holes left by old oil wells.

The problem is getting it to stay there.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)
To be entirely fair
it's impossible to permanently remove carbon from the cycle, at least within the realms of sensible approaches. All you can do is move it around. Trees will lock in atmostpheric carbon for a short period, at least. But whatever you do with it, it won't stay there forever.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
we should store it all in the atmosphere, there is fucking loads of that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)
It doesn't seem to like that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
stoopid fussy atmousphere

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)
The sea is an excellent sink, but unfortunately it'll fuck up all the fishes and that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
That's alright I don't really eat fish, aside from fish fingers and taramasalata

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Yeah, but you'd end up with mutant acid-proof sharks
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Yeah that does sound pretty cool.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Yeah I'm with tangles on this one, and if a few more saffera ann aussies get eaten, then so be it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Right, I'll get on it, boys.
But don't say you weren't warned.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I want those sharks on my desk by lunchtime.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Sorry tangles
monday mornings are for getting over sunday's hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Rugby was "good"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I was watching it a couple of my Irish friends
so double-good. Bit of a dire game, but unsurprising considering the conditions. And still better than Wales-France, although I loved the result of that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Forth type of game it was always going to be considering the weather and AWFUL pitch, I thought it was pretty good
The Orish should have been off for his stamp though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
He'll get cited.
Especially as he decided the stamp wasn't enough and punched Mahler on the ground about 5 minutes later

I thought the ref was woeful, actually. Not biased, just terrible. The yellow card was shocking, how that could be considered deliberate is beyond me. There were always going to be a lot of penalties and errors in those conditions, you can't just go "right, next thing I don't like is a yellow"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Hangovers are for poofs.
How long is it now until your heavy drinking is going to be curtailed?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
4 weeks (ish)

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Blimey, time to increase your drinking for the final days.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I love a party with a happy atmosphere.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I've got some empty kitchen cupboards to keep it in,
I'm doing my part
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
good work soldier.
With that kind of can-do attitude we'll win this war.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
It only goes back into the atmosphere if it biodegrades.
THey should get loads of fast growing trees and dump them in the dessert, where they wont disintergrate.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I'm liking this pudding based solution to global warming.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I'm assuming that Angel Delight would be the most suited to this task.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Butterscotch flavour, natch.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I have experienced very few things in life
that are quite as satisfying as butterscotch angel delight.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Except that the number of cows required would produce a lot of methane which adds to global warming

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Is angel delight made from cows?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
horses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)
best of all the dessert animals

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I think I wold have got on well with a Elm, but there are none left :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Serious though I like Yew trees and Horse Chesnuts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)
NONCE

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Needs more tyre chat

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Terrible bullying of b3th.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
How terribly continental

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I wouldn't dare.
The last time I started one I got bullied and did a cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
And put us all on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Quite - it upset quite a few; it was very unpleasant.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Your new tablet?
Did it work?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Did you get your tablet?
Did it work?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I did - it's good.
Well - I say "good"; it enables me to surf the net and read books, which is what I wanted it for. For £42 I thought it worth a punt, and find it very acceptable.

I even downloaded a free game, for when I'm bored of reading, which is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Excellent.
I'm thinking of asking for one for my birthday and I wasn't sure whether to push the boat out and get a samsung or nexus or just plump for a no name generic one.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
No thanks
I have already fulfilled my February thread commitments. Perhaps in March.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I did.
you understomped it and it died. that's the last time I'm making an effort today.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Thanks for that "Capt Placid"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
hey, I aspire to have as much work ethic as that guy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Monty
*chews pipe and nods conspiratorily*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I wrote a tune this weekend
I'm so happy with it that I might even put lyrics to it and everything. This is a first. Lusty thought it was an actual tune by a real person.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Make sure you post it on /links when you've finished.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
and /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)
I'm hoping Kunt will cover it then I'll be in the newsletter!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
th ultimate muscial accolade
IN YOUR FACE GRAMMYS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Perhaps one of them newsletter cunts can make a funny video with cats for it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
cats with laser eyes!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Oh man that would be TOO FUNNY!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)
It really wouldn't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)
good idea!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
You'll be the next Kunt!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
one can only dream

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
When will it be out on vinyl?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)
vinyl is so horrid and drecky
Wax cylinders records have a warm, rich sound that can be exceptionally clear and maintain impressive fidelity. Audiophiles (people who care deeply about sound quality in music) maintain that nothing, not even the newer CDs, can be as rich as a Wax cylinders.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Was it the Jif Microliquid jingle?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I'm going to apply to be the next Pope, Monce
Sounds like a cushy little job if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
emo

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Are you going to see the Ice Age Art exhibition at the British Museum?
Its on until late May.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Does it have ice age children in it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
about 6 months under ice age, I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Not you too CQ.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)
He wants them to chase his nuts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I hope not.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I expect so.
I can't wait for the Pompeii one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)
If you go UP to that one
Remember that you cannot Titter at the exhibition.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Titter ye not

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

ii y
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)
6:58 - minute too late

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Ha....references
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I'll go to that too.
I can't really see me going to Pompeii itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)
The terms of the register you are on requires you to check in at a police station each day?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)
cant you just rent the films
Save all that time trudging round the museum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Pope is resigning

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)
To spend more time with his kidz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)
LOLcopters

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
resigning pope is in your kids
emptying his nutsack
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I heard he nonced kids with Stuart Hall

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:21, Reply)
He was going for a quick up and under.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Good
I hope he gets shot in the face too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)
office lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)
NO CATHOLIC CHAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)
You sound incensed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Asspérges me, Dómine, hyssópo, et mundábor; lavábis me, et super nivem dealbábor,

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
The pope has Aspergers' ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Nope just a brown shirt and a hatred of Jews

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Spirito di Punto, Coitus Interuptus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Put that gon deyne, we'll sey hey hard yee really are!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)
OK, I retract that bit about your cunt kids.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)
thus us un ite-reage

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Can they just fucking close down the vatican now? They're one massive insult....
... I mean, if I called someone "A murderious nazi voting bunch of paedofiles trillionares, who are rape appologists, and is the #1 cause (ok, top 3?) for death and destruction in Africa", you'd be like "lolololol shut up you exasorating tart", but thats exactly what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Morning Monty
I had an excellent day at Leeds Armouries this weekend, looking at the different weapons and armour they had, absolutely ace.

You, on the other hand, displayed a knowledge of One Direction and The Saturdays, before falling asleep watching Kindergarten Cop.

For shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)
If he carries on like this then WTN will have to replaced with WTM.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I was fucking shit-faced.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH FACED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
what's all the kindergaten cop chat about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)
whilst I was having a drunken kip
my missus watched a shit film. When I woke up she told me I'd missed it, then told 'FB' about it. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)
cunt shit bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Someone should start a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)
my new thread is good
you can pay me later x
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)

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