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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:35,
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Me please!Morning boyce, how was your weekend?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:38,
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I made the best of it, but got very upset at a museum because it was full of people with their kids.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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I just had a really nice homemade sausage roll(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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puff pastry is not a suitable condom material(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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I have a new mattress with a tempura top, it's well luch(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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Hmm, I'll have a look.I was thinking ~£400 would be plenty for a mattress, looks like I underestimated :(
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try £1200, for the one I really wanted, stupid money(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:49,
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Seems to be, I had a look round Ikea and the only one that was even partially decent was £600.:(
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split the cost over the 10 15 years that you'll have it and it's not so badMy back feels better already nd I've slept beter, although we've only had it 3 nights
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:56,
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I am going to be buying a new one soon.I may even take Battered up on his fifty quid if he hasn't grown any nuts by then.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:49,
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i know they're meant to last for years but ffs you'd think springs and feathers and stuff would be cheaper.(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)
It's covered in deep fried shellfish???(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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Nice one 'Battered'DO YOU GET THIS AHAAHAHAHHAA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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sometimes at night i wake up and listen to the rain(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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Is it achingly beautiful?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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Does it tell you what a fool you have been?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:46,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC2Fu20X_KY
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:55,
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Not as good as the Jason Donovan version, obvs.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:55,
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I will gladly pay you double that for this new thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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Some species of snakes still have residual hips from when they had legs like a lizard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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Hipster snake pricks.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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lets chat about favourite treesspecies or individual.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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you know all the enviromentalists want carbon capture and storage.I don't see why they don't just plant a million giant redwoods, that'll sort it won't it?
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Well, sort off. But then the tree dies and the carbon is released again.Plus it assumes that the tree cover will never be removed ever again ever. Which given the rate at which the rainforests are being removed is clearly bollocks.
So, in a nutshell. No.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:58,
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Oldest known redwood is over 3500 years old. So the storage for a long period is not a problem. According to wikipedia the problem is that they're picky and relativley shit trees that need annual fires and lots of water to germinate.
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Plus they are very slow growing.But the problem is, as I said, that trees don't take carbon out of the cycle, they just slow it down for a bit. So as a fuel, it's great and totally carbon neutral, but as a carbon offset, it's bollocks. You need to get the carbon out of the atmosphere and trap it in the sea, or in the holes left by old oil wells.
The problem is getting it to stay there.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:10,
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To be entirely fairit's impossible to permanently remove carbon from the cycle, at least within the realms of sensible approaches. All you can do is move it around. Trees will lock in atmostpheric carbon for a short period, at least. But whatever you do with it, it won't stay there forever.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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we should store it all in the atmosphere, there is fucking loads of that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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It doesn't seem to like that.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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The sea is an excellent sink, but unfortunately it'll fuck up all the fishes and that.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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That's alright I don't really eat fish, aside from fish fingers and taramasalata(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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Yeah, but you'd end up with mutant acid-proof sharksIS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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Yeah that does sound pretty cool.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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Yeah I'm with tangles on this one, and if a few more saffera ann aussies get eaten, then so be it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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Right, I'll get on it, boys.But don't say you weren't warned.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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I want those sharks on my desk by lunchtime.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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Sorry tanglesmonday mornings are for getting over sunday's hangover.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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I was watching it a couple of my Irish friendsso double-good. Bit of a dire game, but unsurprising considering the conditions. And still better than Wales-France, although I loved the result of that as well.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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Forth type of game it was always going to be considering the weather and AWFUL pitch, I thought it was pretty goodThe Orish should have been off for his stamp though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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He'll get cited.Especially as he decided the stamp wasn't enough and punched Mahler on the ground about 5 minutes later
I thought the ref was woeful, actually. Not biased, just terrible. The yellow card was shocking, how that could be considered deliberate is beyond me. There were always going to be a lot of penalties and errors in those conditions, you can't just go "right, next thing I don't like is a yellow"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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Hangovers are for poofs.How long is it now until your heavy drinking is going to be curtailed?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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4 weeks (ish)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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Blimey, time to increase your drinking for the final days.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:33,
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I love a party with a happy atmosphere.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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I've got some empty kitchen cupboards to keep it in,I'm doing my part
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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good work soldier.With that kind of can-do attitude we'll win this war.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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It only goes back into the atmosphere if it biodegrades.THey should get loads of fast growing trees and dump them in the dessert, where they wont disintergrate.
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I'm liking this pudding based solution to global warming.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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I'm assuming that Angel Delight would be the most suited to this task.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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Butterscotch flavour, natch.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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I have experienced very few things in lifethat are quite as satisfying as butterscotch angel delight.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:50,
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Except that the number of cows required would produce a lot of methane which adds to global warming(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Is angel delight made from cows?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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best of all the dessert animals(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:38,
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I think I wold have got on well with a Elm, but there are none left :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:47,
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Serious though I like Yew trees and Horse Chesnuts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:54,
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Terrible bullying of b3th.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:47,
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I wouldn't dare.The last time I started one I got bullied and did a cry.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:48,
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Quite - it upset quite a few; it was very unpleasant.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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I did - it's good.Well - I say "good"; it enables me to surf the net and read books, which is what I wanted it for. For £42 I thought it worth a punt, and find it very acceptable.
I even downloaded a free game, for when I'm bored of reading, which is fun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:09,
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Excellent.I'm thinking of asking for one for my birthday and I wasn't sure whether to push the boat out and get a samsung or nexus or just plump for a no name generic one.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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No thanksI have already fulfilled my February thread commitments. Perhaps in March.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:49,
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I did.you understomped it and it died. that's the last time I'm making an effort today.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:50,
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hey, I aspire to have as much work ethic as that guy.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:04,
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I wrote a tune this weekendI'm so happy with it that I might even put lyrics to it and everything. This is a first. Lusty thought it was an actual tune by a real person.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:59,
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Make sure you post it on /links when you've finished.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:01,
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I'm hoping Kunt will cover it then I'll be in the newsletter!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:04,
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th ultimate muscial accoladeIN YOUR FACE GRAMMYS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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Perhaps one of them newsletter cunts can make a funny video with cats for it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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Oh man that would be TOO FUNNY!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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vinyl is so horrid and dreckyWax cylinders records have a warm, rich sound that can be exceptionally clear and maintain impressive fidelity. Audiophiles (people who care deeply about sound quality in music) maintain that nothing, not even the newer CDs, can be as rich as a Wax cylinders.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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I'm going to apply to be the next Pope, MonceSounds like a cushy little job if you ask me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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Are you going to see the Ice Age Art exhibition at the British Museum?Its on until late May.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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about 6 months under ice age, I heard.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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I expect so.I can't wait for the Pompeii one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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If you go UP to that oneRemember that you cannot Titter at the exhibition.
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I'll go to that too.I can't really see me going to Pompeii itself.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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The terms of the register you are on requires you to check in at a police station each day?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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cant you just rent the films Save all that time trudging round the museum
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LOLcopters(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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resigning pope is in your kidsemptying his nutsack
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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Asspérges me, Dómine, hyssópo, et mundábor; lavábis me, et super nivem dealbábor,(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)
The pope has Aspergers' ?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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OK, I retract that bit about your cunt kids.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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Can they just fucking close down the vatican now? They're one massive insult....... I mean, if I called someone "A murderious nazi voting bunch of paedofiles trillionares, who are rape appologists, and is the #1 cause (ok, top 3?) for death and destruction in Africa", you'd be like "lolololol shut up you exasorating tart", but thats exactly what they are.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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Morning MontyI had an excellent day at Leeds Armouries this weekend, looking at the different weapons and armour they had, absolutely ace.
You, on the other hand, displayed a knowledge of One Direction and The Saturdays, before falling asleep watching Kindergarten Cop.
For shame.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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If he carries on like this then WTN will have to replaced with WTM. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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STRIKETHROUGH FACED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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what's all the kindergaten cop chat about(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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whilst I was having a drunken kipmy missus watched a shit film. When I woke up she told me I'd missed it, then told 'FB' about it. The end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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my new thread is goodyou can pay me later x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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