name two things that are vaguely linked, the waqqier the better
alt: shit yourself

altalt: turns out some bird in the office got to the 1/4 finals of masterchef, have you ever been on telly?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:35, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hells bells

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

This is shit!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

So's your face.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Well, I'm glad Chompy's not in charge of this one.
I couldn't take much more of that wakkiness.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1859618
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Your thread, buddy. You're responsible.
If you'd not started down that road, renowned bandwagoneers like Nakers wouldn't have hopped on board. You should be ashamed of yourself, son.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Fucking off and dying.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

A mate of mine died BEFORE he fucked off
Made him look a bit stupid to be quite honest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Schoolboy error.
I bet he was red-faced when he realised.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

He must be pretty embarrassed
I haven't seen him since
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

DYA and KY

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Kitchen floors and 5am

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

TL & DR

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

no.
NO.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Fuck it. Gone to the pub for a hair of the dog.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

You + bent spasticity

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I like the word 'spasticity'
It's fun to say
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)

I like the word gunge.
Gunge.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)

My favourite words are Plinth and Crocodile
I'm also quite partial to Daffodil.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)

"Teat"

( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Haha....yes, Teat is a lovely word
What about 'Ruler'?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Pervert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I'm not ashamed of who I am

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I like stretchy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Words are outstanding

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)

You know what, Windy
I took a long old break from Facebook (few years in fact) and fuck all has changed. People STILL post those "post this within 7 minutes and your wish will come true" nonsense!!! Some of my friends are WAY less intelligent than I thought they were. They also seem blissfully unaware that the only people that give a single shit about their kids is themselves.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

g + CL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

This made me laugh.
www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/feb/09/26000-banking-error
Then I felt bad.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I really don't get how she didn't notice
but I guess if you're saving, then maybe you just assume it's there.

I still find it hard to believe that they can't do anything - the person that recieved it in error spent it, and I'm pretty sure that's still theft, from a criminal point of view. They might claim they can't pay it back, but surely "that or doing time for thefto f £25K" might convince them otherwise?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)

It's the sort of thing you'd hope to notice at least once a year.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I would feel bad, but to not notice for two years...

( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I can sympathise, but really you shouldn't make this sort of mistake more than once
why would you not check your savings account the day after to see if teh money has made it through, if it hadn't then call the bank and find out whats going on. You do have to take some responsibility with your own money.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Totally agree (oh god, not again)
I'm just not sure why they can't start criminal proceedings against the person that spent it. It's pretty clear in law, I think, that it's still theft.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Apparently, or at least according to the people who comment on these articles, it is actually fraud, not theft.
Because you're illegally downloading someone elses money.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I find that both horrific and helerious at the same time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

This thread = fucking shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

this thread batteredposter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

SHUT UP
Stupid fat northern ginger slag.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)

hehhehhehhehheh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I'm going to take a great big steaming dump on your pizza the next time I see you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)

oh, aren't you coming tonight?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)

The only place I am going tonight is to my bed. Very early.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)

i think every single other poster is coming

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I hope they all have a great time.
Apart from you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

:(

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)

lots of birthdays here today
i had a mini chocolate cupcake but with caramel frosting and lumps of fudge. you don't normally link chocolate and caramel on a cupcake.

altalt: only walking into court. and they certainly weren't trying to film my boring case/client.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Boats and hoes

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)

This is not related to the question
But the post was shit and I don't care.

I think I have just discovered literally the worst film in the world. mr b3th has just made me sit through five minutes of Nazis at the Center of the Earth.

I defy anyone to find a worse film in the history of motion pictures. God knows how he sat through the whole thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)

how about a film of your grandparents going at it like a pair of dogs on a plate of hot chips?
that would have to be worse, surely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Yeah, not really.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)

blimey

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

That looks alright.
Could do with maybe a pulled pork and chorizo scene in it tho
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:30, Reply)

how's cunty mccunt the cunting cunt?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Try this one.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0077713/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

It got 2.2 more stars than the nazi one...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Now I'm wondering why that's a purple link on my Work PC...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)