I like butter and marmite on my crumpet
although if I'm honest i prefer an English Muffin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I love crumpets
Butter, cheese, marmite, anything really. They're nice with chocolate spread on them, but better if they're uncooked.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

uncooked? are you mad man?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

given they're cooked when you buy them
he's not only mad, he's some kind of motherfucking wizard or shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

I assume he meant toasted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

THE POWER OF THE PEDANTI-CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

*envolves*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Honestly, you try it
Don't cook 'em, just whack a massive thick slab of Nutella on it. Fucking LAVVLY.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)

aren't they a little doughy?'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

The big thick ones might be, sure
Play it safe and get yourself a nice slim crumpet. A supermarket brand will be fine.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Only bothering with slim crumpet
is sage advice generally, Hatsy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)

True, true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Problems arise when you marry the fuckers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)

We do try...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)

this^
A little doughy is never good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Aren't we all?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Nutella is fucking wonderful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)

yeah and it's made with nuts and milk, so you KNOW it's good for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Oh, it really is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

do they still do it in those little glass jars that make the sweetest little tumblers for guests to have orange juice in the morning after sleeping on your sofa?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I buy it "for the kids" in massive fuck off jars

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I've still got a little Asterix glass that once contained Nutella
Mrs Hats bought it for me when she lived over there
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)

You know what, this is going to sound quite pretentious but I don't care.
I only really enjoy it if I'm in France eating it with French bread.
Before you could get Nutella in this country I used to eat it by the lorryload whenever we went on holiday.
I often would want to bring a jar home, but it was never the same once I got it back - it doesn't have the same gooey runnyness that it has in a warmer climate and ends up tearing English bread to bits.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

i like them with salsa and cheese and jalapenos
like mini spicy pizzas but much lower calorie/fat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Crumpets with mature cheddar and Worcestereererererereershire sauce
FT fucking W
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Go on
I'd be delighted for you to tell me how a crumpet has fewer calories and less fat than an equivalent sized pizza base.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)

holes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)

you muppet
the whole point is that it is NOT equivalent sized! so it's a small treat rather than a massive pizza!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)

i have silenced the badger with my ineffable logic
this is a Good Day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)

So what you're saying here is you're eating less.
you could just have a smaller pizza, you daft apath.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

also, given crumpets are mostly made of butter
even then it's probably not lower fat...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

yes that is the point
nobody cooks or orders a pizza and then stops at a crumpet sized portion. this way you get to think you've eaten a pizza but actually you haven't.

come on darling, you know i'm right this time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I make tiny pizzas all the time
for parties and shit as snacks or canapes.

So, some people do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

shit as a snack?
darling i love you, but please don't invite me to one of your parties....!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

You've been out for dinner with Kroney.
There's nothing I could do that would shock you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

a 12" crumpet would be well nom

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
like pimp my snack?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

yup
and about as healthy once you've slathered half a pound of butter over it, but nom.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)