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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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At Darth's request
a thread about Bras.
they make me do this face: (◉‿◉)
how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:08, 124 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
they make me think of Kroney's arms

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I'm fairness I like the contents rather than the bras them selves
I'm bored today Nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
moi aussi
However I hav to prepare for a meeting where somone will be disappointed in me (◉_◉)
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
GCSE french comin atcha!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Cleopatra's less succesful.z.z.z.zzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)
I got an E in GCSE French. Therefore I don't get it.
(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)
bra = arm in French

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Oh.
That wasn't really worth the explanation. I feel a bit let down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Isn't it bras?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Pire que Singe Nu

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Monkey something?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Hahahaha.
WTN.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I'd just like to say, that, just to annoy Battered, I'm going to 'like' every post with a..
... (◉‿◉) in it today.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I like this
(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I might even double-browser it, and click with TWO different accounts.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Woah! Steady on.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
You should also denote the posts you like with the same
Then like those posts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Sad Face.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Happyface
(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

(◉o◉)

Edit: that didn't really work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)
OK, I put it back.
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY.... SEXY LAAAADIES

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)
*protests too much*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)
fucking civil servant cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)
How are you Darthles?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Fucking shite in all honesty mate
I might start a fight later, then go running to Mummy (yours, obv) when the bigger boys are mean to me.

You?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
zombie day
fine, but just want to get this day out of the way so the weekend can start.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Got exciting plans?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)
front fastening ones are an excellent way to fool blokes
not so excellent when they pop undone unexpectedly and you go from looking normal to carrying cushions around your kneecaps in 0.5 seconds.

grandma saggy cushions. minus the catpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)
They are. As if bras weren't fucking complicated enough.
I can't work the normal ones, let alone a bloody trick-bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Normal ones are a piece of piss, what are you on about

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
It's embarrassing. I can't work the catch thing.
Fingers like sausages, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)
If I ever come to a bash we'll do a masterclass
Swipe won't mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Why do you think I carry a Stanley knife?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)
In case a girl tries to beat you up?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
In case you pass a craft class you need to join in on?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)
You work in a warehouse and frequently need to open cardboard boxes?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Killin'

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Your samurai sword is at the cleaners?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Because they won’t let you have a credit or debit card to make your coke lines

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
To cut off drug dealers heads?
Not that anyone would report it to the Police because it was good riddance to bad rubbish?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
It would take a really, really long time to cut off someone's head with a stanley knife.
I mean, you'd probably have to change the blade at least 3 times, and that's a right faff.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
But the entire community would assist thus cementing the cloak of silence.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Ah, yes, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
You don't half go out with some retards, petal
if you can fool them with one of only two options for bra deconstruction.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Keeps them interested until they notice the lack of cock
and leave, disgusted.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
he was talking about himself

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
This is why it's so annoying that you won't shag me
I'm annoying, needy and everyone on b3ta says I'm gay, I'm basically your ex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Oh, bravo! Bebbeh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Ha! Internet validation!
You can keep your pendulous boulders and their front-catch holders, Swipe!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)
what part of the stories i tell about the guys i've been on dates with
made you think that they were NOT retards?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)




fair point
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Too many threads, I don't know where to post this:
(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)
everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
They make me think of Dog the Bounty Hunter.
As do most things, brah.

(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)
He's worse than Sherriff John Burnell.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I like John Burnell,
I've passed out drunk listening to his soothing voice many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
It's the self righteous tone I hate, Winders.
"This perp is going to the BIG HOUSE!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Oh what's the point

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)
None, really.
I'd just stay quiet for a bit and this shit will probably peter out like every other mindless thing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I suppose I should congratulate you as well
Three words though

KEVIN KEEGAN'S NEWCASTLE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I'D LOVE IT
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Meh, it's hardly an achievement when all the other competitors are total shite or hell-bent on total self destruction.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that's what was said when your lot edged out
KEVIN KEEGAN'S NEWCASTLE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
You really are easily entertained aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
DID SOMEONE SAY
(◉‿◉)?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Nah I don't think so.
I mean, if someone said (◉‿◉) I'm pretty sure I'd notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:40, Reply)
It'd be pretty outrageous to say that on here
Anyone saying (◉‿◉) must have some SERIOUS balls, Marty.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
You're like a bunch of stupid kids

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Your mum is like a bunch of stupid kids

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I don't even OWN a bunch of stupid kids :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
99 problems but a ZZzzzzzzzzzzz.......

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I can't say it. Why are you bullying me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Don't think I can either Winders
You and I are destined to be bestest Internet snugglebuddies 4EVVA
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
CAREFUL HE JUST WANTS YOUR BOT BOT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
He can have it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1862049
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Oh come on Battered
It's all in good fun
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I did you all a comic because I love you all xx

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Saw the 2012 Newcastle flooding on the idiot lantern last night.
Did it get you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)
That was a fucking crazy day
We weren't flooded but trying to get home from work took almost 4 hours. Roads were done, trains were done, metros were done, the lot.

That clip they kept showing of the water firing out and up about three storeys is about 100 yards away from where I'm sitting now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Yeah, I saw that drain firing water 50 feet in the air.
I had no idea it was that bad. A flooded school cost £1.5m to clean!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Mrs Cow did her teaching practice in that school
It really was epic - went from nice day to pitch black in about 5 mins. About 10 different thunderstorms going off, the works. I have never seen rain like that, not even close
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)
That's like the cleaning bill of GH when that inflammatory graff about Zammo/dragon/nose got put up BITD
I mean no wonder they had to get Kendall to do a mural in the swimming baths after that: no funds left at all. Poor McClusky.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)
SEND THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE IMMEDIATELY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'm getting a facial tattoo of this THIS VERY DAY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)
So there's the setup, followed by a beat, then..... PUKE.
That's the sort of comedy I like to see.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I'm a simple man gonz, I get a trick and stick to it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
So you're who's still watching South Park!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
You bastard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)
i don't get it
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)
It is very subtle, complicated and sophisticated humour.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
everyday you remind me of why you are a hero of the age.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)
ALL HAIL THE OBAN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)
They make sure my boobs don't hurt, and that people can't see my headlights on full beam when it's cold.
as far as I'm concerned, they are a good thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Liking the phrase headlights on full beam

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I knew you would.
alright sports?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Today, yeah
Hangover has almost gone and yesterdays M3CHA$TR3$$ has dialled down a notch

How's Poppet?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)
poppet is stressed.
I have my presentation tomorrow. finalising all the little things that are wrong and rewriting bits of my speech now.

on the plus side, lots of pretty pictures of the proposed 3D model of the gene product.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
can we see a pic of your moedel thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)
What's wrong with a bit of poke?
My favourite episodes of friends were the ones with Rachel flashing her full beams.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
^^this
I like breasts
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

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