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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So with the horse meat scandal still going off what other unusual meats/foods would you consider eating?
Mutton is nommy cooked right.
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/much-ado-about-mutton-mark-hix-presents-a-tastier-alternative-to-lamb-8494040.html

Alt: Nature, as a responsible adult (yeah right) I have to take my son orienteering this weekend any hints or tips for me?

ALT: Alt: Good book? Good film? Recommend one for me
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:54, 272 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
People who say things like 'nommy' are usually paedophiles.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:58, Reply)
YOU SAID NOMMY
*Points to nose-points to you*
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:00, Reply)
People who take their kids orienteering are usually paedophiles.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Only if they sit on Mushrooms to fish
*points to nose-points to you*

Eve's Batts no prostitues to kill tonight?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:08, Reply)
I'm economising; staying in my hotel and having a wank instead.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:09, Reply)
economising you HA
You've already killed some today aintcha?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:11, Reply)

possibly
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I have never been fishing.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:12, Reply)
But you have sat on mushrooms
AMIRITE?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:13, Reply)
No. I do like eating them though. With meat obvs.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:14, Reply)
When you back?
Bad weather forecast this weekend and SNOW
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Saturday. Home for two weeks.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I hear Luton may already be on shutdown

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:16, Reply)
No problem, I can fly from here via Frankfurt to any UK airport. I'll get home one way or another.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:17, Reply)
I still think my "Purple man of York" zing
desevered more credit :(
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:19, Reply)
No it didn't.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:19, Reply)
You meany you

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:20, Reply)
I've tried lots of different meats, still haven't found one I dislike.
Alt: Good map, good compass and a set of overnight equipment in case you do get lost.
Altalt: The film 'John dies at the end' - best film I've seen in ages despite (or possibly because of) its budget of fourpence and a pickled egg. Well worth watching.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:08, Reply)
THIS IS NOT MUMSNET
Needs MOAR calling paedophile
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Two words: Doom Bar
Take a sat nav or iPhone.

Altalt: big nobs and womb sticks
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Alt:alt: But which one? the book or the film?
Have you already bitch slapped your way into Stunned and ate his Steak yet?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Stunned is such a fat cunt that Nakers probably couldn't even lift the size of steak Stunned will consume.
Trust me on this; Stunned has eaten at my place, so I know.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:22, Reply)
Will Stunned steak be this wide?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:23, Reply)
This wasn't that funny first time around. There are better ways to take the piss out of Dozer.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:24, Reply)
He's not spoken to me since he deleted his posts the other week
That was funny
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Went too far.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:28, Reply)
What did?
You're not one to back down
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Stuff about the domestic abuse one's mother suffered before she died of cancer was a bit much.
Even for B3ta.

Probably best to not go back over it all again.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Ah yeah, fair enough
The line is faded and fuzzy, but it is there
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I WAS JOKING
I think I was
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)
I don't see how this is a zing.
I only coined my username because it's funny sounding as a word. It has nothing to do with liking of the colour purple.

The only link is that both me and purpleman live in York. It's not a zing and it's not funny. It's not 'unfunny', it just has zero comedic potential.

I think you need to work on your understanding of the concepts of 'humour', 'comedy' and 'jokes'.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Chill the fuck out, swings and roundabouts in this place.
Any news on the job?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)
you will be the last person to get an update on my job.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:02, Reply)
OHHhhhhhhh matron

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:03, Reply)
So is he tall or fat?
Or tall and fat?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Both. He's about 9 foot tall and about 30 stone.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Fair enough
Insurance will do that to a man
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Oi, wankers!
And my steak is 400 grams.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)
What's that in old money?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)
16 oz?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:34, Reply)
14oz, according to my "app"
Still a good size
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:35, Reply)
They cook better if they are a bit thicker.
I got some Forestiere mushrooms to roast too!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:37, Reply)
So do Polish prostitutes.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:48, Reply)
He said cook NOT suck

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)
I might get a take away pizza to be honest. I have an open bottle of white to drink

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Wrong food thought
My local Piza place does a meat feast piza with kabab meat and everything, it's so wrong yet so right.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Hi Gonz.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Feeling fucking lazy tbh...
Also I'm out of the lash tomorrow so if I save a couple of slices I'll have something to munch when I get in
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Nice sig btw, did you get your sticker album and autographed photo in the post?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)
The postman was to scared to handle it
I think it's gone on the run and may be hiding in a stormdrain, I need Gazza a bucket of chicken, a fishing rod and a 6 pack of beer to get it to return.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Gazza's in rehab.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:49, Reply)
But he said NO NO NO

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)
4 EVA in R Hartz Moaty

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I reckon Al is the spirit of Moaty
Haunting B3ta
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:52, Reply)
I believe Moaty was considerably more intelligent than Al.
Not that that's difficult.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Moaty bald fat angry man probably a cunt toboot
AL..........Well?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:57, Reply)
I've missed stuff again
Is Al the current whipping boy then?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:58, Reply)
No, just a cunt. As usual.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Fuck now I have to click this
The populol page has a one track theme
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:01, Reply)

one track accurate
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Took me a while to get used to him
But as cunts go he's not a bad one. Just very cunty.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Rather a one trick pony.
Thinks he's hilarious as well as continually pushing an inaccurate meme because he thinks it winds people up.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Spend too much time in any place and in any company it'll start to grate

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:11, Reply)
True.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Lots of takeaways in West Yorkshire sell donner pizza.
It's brilliant stuff - if it's done well.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Book: Atomised
Film: Snowtown.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:28, Reply)
I didn't really enjoy Atomised.
Have you watched Woman In Black? Started it last night; not bad.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)
I've read it, seen the play and the movie. The movie was much better than I anticipated

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)
I really enjoyed it.
Woman in Black, it's alright, nothing special.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)
What's up with you and harters?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:31, Reply)
he's a wiener

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Succinct

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:36, Reply)
accurate.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Admit it BITCH you love me long time

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)
i have ordered pizza, shut up

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:10, Reply)
What did you get OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Badmons that will be obeyed at all times

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Fat cunt.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)
it's family sized

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Even fatter cunt.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Alright Hartley?
I'm about 3/4 of the way through The Magician Kings, which is the sequal to The Magicians, which is by Lev Grossman. I think I'm on about my 4th run through on both those books, I seriously love them.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
What are the sleeves like?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Errmmm..... prestine? Although I got hard copies, I read them on kindle.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Wizards sleeves "ye gads"
If only Chompy was here to explain the the pun
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Pun of the Weak, dude.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)
No doubt these books are washable & chewable. Like the ones we buy our daughter.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:14, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Maybe one day you'll get to read them to her too.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the digital life, and I'm all for telecommuting, it's just sometimes being a bit of plastic hanging on the wall in the hall doesn't quite cut it.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Micro battered loves books.
Which pleases me and the missus as we both enjoy reading.

At least twice a day she* will grab one of her books, bring it to me and hold it towards me. Which means 'I want to sit on your knee so you can read it to me'. Then at the end of the story she'll clap and say 'again'.

* my daughter, not my wife
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)
I'm reading this at the moment. Very funny.
www.amazon.co.uk/Hundred-Year-Old-Man-Climbed-Window-Disappeared/dp/1843913720
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Currently reading The Hangmans Daughter
Pretty good so far
watched The Painted Veil, was v good
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Yo K

How is your mum?Did the Op. go ok? is the weather
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Ssh. Don't ask. You'll only upset her.
Didn't you get the gaz telling you her mum died during the surgery? The doctors failed to put her in the recovery position.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:15, Reply)
ERRRrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Wait a Min. quick edit needed
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
you're a moron

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)
2nd lol

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:17, Reply)
shes great, up walking around occasionally
Crazy for someone that had her legs chopped up on Monday
ta for asking
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)
has she got fake knees or someonelses knees?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:18, Reply)
fake

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:18, Reply)
interesting...

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I'll be having those in about ten years, according to my doctor.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Shes really doing great
So I hope you do as well
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Y'right K
Reading some really specialist stuff at the moment about your area. So much happened around there - especially Winchester and Luray.

Edit - not around much, just read the above. Hope it's all as well as can be.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:19, Reply)
oh are you now

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)
You know I'm just a mucky old man with particular interests....

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:23, Reply)
........................
...........................................
.............................................................oh my
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Hurr hurr hurr
"Hey Beavis, he said special interest!"

"Hurr hurr hurr."
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)
I've been reading too many romance novels
I see sex everywhere
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Pervert.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:23, Reply)
American Civil War pervert

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Hey K
I saw this today and wondered if it night be of any use to you...

http://www.dogster.com/dog-health-care/winter-paw-care-tips
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)
She can't afford that. She's got to pay for her mother's funeral.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Thats bad even for you

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Eh?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)
thats why its sooooo funny right because he *wouldnt* be moaning if his child died right

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Ooh. Now look at who's taking the Internet too seriously.
Loving the hypocrisy.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Oh, you'd know it if I were, trust me

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:03, Reply)
About 3 years ago you ripped in to me big style about mothers.
Now you're all ' wah wah wah my mummy has had an operation and I luurve her and it upsets me if people take the piss'. At the time you were all 'yeah whatevs about mothers, shut up'.

Perhaps if you stopped shoving Krispy Kreme's down your fat gullet you'd have some memory recall.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:10, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahaha
Ohmygod
thank you, I really needed that laugh
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Judging the state of your gut based on FB pictures, if its a big belly laugh then the seaboard needs informing.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
i thinks you need to step your meds up a notch, bou

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Bou?
Low blow K.

xx
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Evening.
If you're talking book recommendations, I'd have to say anything by Chris Kuzneski. His characters are ex special forces, and the dialogue is pretty fast paced and funny.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870714
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:29, Reply)
That sounds very Voltaire.
Could be an interesting read...
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:31, Reply)
It is excellent.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)
You know what's not an excellent read?
This: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2281246/Given-snack-taken-shot-Pictures-Tamil-Tiger-leaders-son-taken-just-hours-apart-prove-executed-Sri-Lankan-government-forces.html?ICO=most_read_module
Really harrowing, even for someone without kids.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:38, Reply)
That's awful.
The fact you read the Daily Heil. Not the child.



joke. It genuinely is dreadful what happened.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I'm finding it really disturbing.
He just looks so *normal* in that first photo. Poor kid.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Horrendous. Is it hypocritical that I wouldn't have 'got this' to the same extent before I became a parent?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Probably not. I would imagine I don't 'get it' to the same extent that a parent would.
Having said that, those people that say 'Oh you don't understand, you'r not a parent' can fuck right off. I may not have a kid, but I can still show basic human empathy.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:57, Reply)
I remember the burnt up people in Cambodia from the helicopter
All burnt up faces and teeth showing in a death grin, not my favourite visit to the dentist
Damn you national geographic
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Didn't realise you were so old as to remember that.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Yeah it's never been shown since then

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I've got some Andy McNab dross I'm trying to read at the moment "Crossfire" it's called
It's kinda hard work to read

No pictures
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Kuzneski's characters are a cross between James Bond and Bruce Wayne
and like I said, the dialogue is sharp and funny. And tehy do a lot of treasure finding.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)
SOUNDS FUCKIN AWESOME

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)
It really fucking is.
He's my favourite author. And he said on facebook that I was the queen of puns.
/internet points
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)
what's wrong with Conan O'Brian's face?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)
It looks like he ran into a wall.
See also, Eric Stolz.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)
If I may be so bold to interject
My favourite author is William S Burroughs. He's not on Facebook.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Is he the Naked Lunch guy?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)
yes.
That's my favourite novel as well.

He's not to everyone's taste though.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)

novel wankmag
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:50, Reply)
if you wank to Naked Lunch then you're weirder than I thought.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)
You really don't get strikethroughs do you?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)
your strikethrough
Would mean that Naked Lunch is my favourite wankmag. Hence me saying that if you were to become aroused by it to the extent that you had to masturbate, then you would be weird.

I'm not sure you understand how pronouns work.

So you consider Naked Lunch to be wankable then? Interesting.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Yawns
You really are WTN

You should try adding CHEERS onto the end of it
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:06, Reply)
is it the bit where the teenage boy gets hanged by his girlfriend and she catches his come in her mouth as he dies?
You sick fuck.

Last Exit to Brooklyn I could understand, we've all hard a hard on from reading that, but Naked Lunch?

Fucking weird.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)
+ CHEERS

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:10, Reply)
It is that bit, isn't it?
I knew it.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:12, Reply)
If you forget the steam punk thing its the same answer
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1867647
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:15, Reply)
You mention books in the thread subject.
Naked Lunch is a book. You referred to it 'jocularly' as a 'wankmag'. I pointed out the silliness of this.

So if the subject of books is 'one nobody cares about', why did you, the OP, in the subject of the thread, mention books? Several other posters here are discussing books. Maybe they are actually discussing something totally unconnected to the thread.

Who knows? I'm pretty sure you don't.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Calm down dear.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I'm perfectly calm.
Just faintly amused.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)
+ CHEERS

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870670
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870771
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)
+ CHEERS

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Overrated.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)
I disagree

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Each to their own.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Don't start the whole 'Steinbeck' thing again

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Was there a Steinbeck thing?
I've been to his home town, you know. Salinas, California. And there's a little Steinbeck museum there. Oh yes.

I liked it.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Pervert.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Look - a man needs a hobby.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)
When I started reading for pleasure, at about 18 or soo, I was into army books like McNab, Ryan and a load of one-off real-life types.
Haven't read an army book in many many moons, but I used to like them.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:34, Reply)
When I was at school there was a guy joined the boarding house who was well into Sven Hassell (sp?)
Ever read any of those?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Nah', doesn't ring a bell, we're talking just under decade since I read anything like that though, I was only into them for a couple of years.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)
I'm still not sure that Hartley Hare and Plumdozer aren't the same person.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Oh man.
Terrible bullying of Harters here. Don't mock the afflicted etc etc.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:13, Reply)
I'm not really that pretentious
Nor do I feel the need to correct gramatical errors
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:14, Reply)
This just sounds like 'I don't really understand things when the grown ups are talking and I'm only partially literate.'

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870670
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I love a bit of variety.
Don't ever change!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870798
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)
That could have been slightly funny the first time, less so the second.
By the time it gets to this point it's just 'is he still doing that?'
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)
TELL THEM ALL THEY ARE DOING IT WRONG
DO IT DOZERS WAY OR NO WAY AT ALL

FANKS

Night night,frothing at the mouth man
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Not sure what you're getting at here old boy.
I just don't find your attempts at 'jokes' funny. I find you laughable.

Not the same thing at all.

I'm not frothing at the mouth either. You do have some funny ideas.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)
DING!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)
wotcha TD
how's tricks?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Morning off tomorrow so it's fine.
You?

Edit - this poster below. Who is anyone any more?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)
not bad, trying a bit of the old positivity.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Got a repeat prescription then?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:40, Reply)
better still, taking someone else's meds. :)))

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Stealing from wonkygutsfoodwrong?
Terrible.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Nope.
stole your meds while you weren't looking.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Good effort on getting yourself to Poland just for a prescription.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)
silly battred.
I broke into your house and stole some pills.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:30, Reply)
BARRY?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)
evening all
meat is meat, no point discriminating.

altalt: I liked both of Scott Lynch's book but then got annoyed he'd only written 2.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:14, Reply)
I'm watching the cabin in the woods
Is it any good?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:35, Reply)
nope it sucks.
especially the ending.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:37, Reply)
But it has shooter mcgavin in it

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I quite liked it

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)
I quite like the way that in the right light, and under the right conditions, with the correct level of arousal and tight enough trousers...
You can take CQ's pulse just by looking at him.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:53, Reply)
I have jeans like ghat

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:58, Reply)
meaty horsemeaty


fill your son with drugs and alcohol and dump him on the moors somewhere, he'll find his way home somehow AND he'll learn a valuable lesson about never going outside ever again

books are for wankers, fuck books, real men can't read
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Alright, Zoggo?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:31, Reply)
dunno who the fuck you are, soz

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
I get that a lot.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Anyone seen this "Fried Chicken Shop: Day in the life of " shop?
It's strangly really good. And I want to get me some fried chicken now.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
No.
Sozzles.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)
It's worth flickin' on of you ain't got nothin' else on.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)
The Brits is on in the background here.
Not my choice though.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:50, Reply)
They got the PS4 announcement coming on at 11, lookin' forward to that.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I feel old.
I only recognize James Corden.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:58, Reply)
I just recognised Brian ferry

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Fat Robbie!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:00, Reply)
He waddles!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Simon Cowel should be blofeld in the next bond movie

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I recognize Harry Styles from the papers.
Ahh, the riddle kicks! WTF!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:02, Reply)
Together we're like a copy of 'smash hits' magazine!!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:03, Reply)
The only guest they've had that I haven't called a dick or boring is Bryan Ferry.
Emeli Sande is from Alford, which is up the road a bit from where I grew up in Aberdeenshire. It's a bit weird hearing an Aberdeenshire accent on telly.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I thought she was irish
Nick grimshaw may have the most annoyingly wet face in history
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:03, Reply)
I just wikid her,
she was born in Sunderland then her folks moved up there when she was four. She has a relatively posh accent, she's no teuchter.

Annie Lennox has a proper posh Aberdeen accent, for reference.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)
She has an 80s accent

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:06, Reply)
That was terrible.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Well when was she last relevant?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)
The 80s.
I only mentioned her as an example of a posh Aberdeen accent. You don't get them on the telly much.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:12, Reply)
I wouldn't know one if I heard one tbh
I find the Geordie and scotch phone monkeys harder to understand than Indian ones
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:21, Reply)
I struggle with the harsher Scots accents.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Grimmy?
What a chozz!

I hate young people.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:07, Reply)
I hate fat people.
True story.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)
My new meme.
Do you want a lard sandwich?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)
I'll have some bread and dripping

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:11, Reply)
No thanks.
And NO FAT CHICKS.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Fat chicks rule!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Eew.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Everyone hates grimy and his stupid eyes, stupid accent and STUPID pronunciation

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:11, Reply)
How quick will 4G get going?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:13, Reply)
6months

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)
I just finished my work
yay.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I am watching the news.
It's all go, Chez Stunned.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)
I might drink more wine
Yay or nay?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Don't blame your hangover on me.

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Nah, got white I'll be fine
Thanks for your concern though x
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:12, Reply)
wine has, like, calories in it or something

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:11, Reply)
More importantly it has alcohol innit

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)
dunno who you are soz but I'd appreciate it if you never posted again pl0x kthxbai

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:12, Reply)
This has lost its impact now now kthxbai

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:14, Reply)
who the fuck are you then?

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:16, Reply)
you don't know
who I am?! I'm like /ot royalty, I'll have you know (in the sense that I'm an irrelevancy at least)
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)
^tru dis!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:16, Reply)
:(
I can't believe you'd say that Stunned. I thought you were one of the good guys
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Sayin' you are royalty bbz!!

(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:52, Reply)

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