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So with the horse meat scandal still going off what other unusual meats/foods would you consider eating?Mutton is nommy cooked right.
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/much-ado-about-mutton-mark-hix-presents-a-tastier-alternative-to-lamb-8494040.html
Alt: Nature, as a responsible adult (yeah right) I have to take my son orienteering this weekend any hints or tips for me?
ALT: Alt: Good book? Good film? Recommend one for me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:54,
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latest was 12 years ago)
People who say things like 'nommy' are usually paedophiles.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:58,
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YOU SAID NOMMY*Points to nose-points to you*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:00,
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People who take their kids orienteering are usually paedophiles. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:06,
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Only if they sit on Mushrooms to fish*points to nose-points to you*
Eve's Batts no prostitues to kill tonight?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:08,
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I'm economising; staying in my hotel and having a wank instead. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:09,
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economising you HAYou've already killed some today aintcha?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:11,
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But you have sat on mushroomsAMIRITE?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:13,
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No. I do like eating them though. With meat obvs. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:14,
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When you back?Bad weather forecast this weekend and SNOW
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:15,
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I hear Luton may already be on shutdown(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:16,
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No problem, I can fly from here via Frankfurt to any UK airport. I'll get home one way or another. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:17,
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I still think my "Purple man of York" zingdesevered more credit :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:19,
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You meany you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:20,
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I've tried lots of different meats, still haven't found one I dislike.Alt: Good map, good compass and a set of overnight equipment in case you do get lost.
Altalt: The film 'John dies at the end' - best film I've seen in ages despite (or possibly because of) its budget of fourpence and a pickled egg. Well worth watching.
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THIS IS NOT MUMSNETNeeds MOAR calling paedophile
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:10,
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Two words: Doom BarTake a sat nav or iPhone.
Altalt: big nobs and womb sticks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:17,
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Alt:alt: But which one? the book or the film?Have you already bitch slapped your way into Stunned and ate his Steak yet?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:20,
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Stunned is such a fat cunt that Nakers probably couldn't even lift the size of steak Stunned will consume. Trust me on this; Stunned has eaten at my place, so I know.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:22,
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Will Stunned steak be this wide?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:23,
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This wasn't that funny first time around. There are better ways to take the piss out of Dozer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:24,
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He's not spoken to me since he deleted his posts the other week That was funny
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26,
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Stuff about the domestic abuse one's mother suffered before she died of cancer was a bit much. Even for B3ta.
Probably best to not go back over it all again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:31,
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Ah yeah, fair enoughThe line is faded and fuzzy, but it is there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:34,
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I WAS JOKING I think I was
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:42,
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I don't see how this is a zing.I only coined my username because it's funny sounding as a word. It has nothing to do with liking of the colour purple.
The only link is that both me and purpleman live in York. It's not a zing and it's not funny. It's not 'unfunny', it just has zero comedic potential.
I think you need to work on your understanding of the concepts of 'humour', 'comedy' and 'jokes'.
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Chill the fuck out, swings and roundabouts in this place.Any news on the job?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:00,
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OHHhhhhhhh matron(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:03,
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Both. He's about 9 foot tall and about 30 stone. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:24,
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Fair enoughInsurance will do that to a man
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:25,
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14oz, according to my "app"Still a good size
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:35,
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They cook better if they are a bit thicker. I got some Forestiere mushrooms to roast too!
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He said cook NOT suck(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:53,
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I might get a take away pizza to be honest. I have an open bottle of white to drink (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:23,
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Wrong food thoughtMy local Piza place does a meat feast piza with kabab meat and everything, it's so wrong yet so right.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:25,
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Feeling fucking lazy tbh...Also I'm out of the lash tomorrow so if I save a couple of slices I'll have something to munch when I get in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26,
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Nice sig btw, did you get your sticker album and autographed photo in the post?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:29,
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The postman was to scared to handle itI think it's gone on the run and may be hiding in a stormdrain, I need Gazza a bucket of chicken, a fishing rod and a 6 pack of beer to get it to return.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:48,
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But he said NO NO NO(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:51,
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I reckon Al is the spirit of MoatyHaunting B3ta
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:52,
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I believe Moaty was considerably more intelligent than Al. Not that that's difficult.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:55,
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Moaty bald fat angry man probably a cunt tobootAL..........Well?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:57,
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I've missed stuff againIs Al the current whipping boy then?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:58,
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Fuck now I have to click thisThe populol page has a one track theme
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:01,
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Took me a while to get used to himBut as cunts go he's not a bad one. Just very cunty.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:07,
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Rather a one trick pony. Thinks he's hilarious as well as continually pushing an inaccurate meme because he thinks it winds people up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:09,
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Spend too much time in any place and in any company it'll start to grate (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:11,
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Lots of takeaways in West Yorkshire sell donner pizza.It's brilliant stuff - if it's done well.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:33,
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I didn't really enjoy Atomised. Have you watched Woman In Black? Started it last night; not bad.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:29,
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I've read it, seen the play and the movie. The movie was much better than I anticipated(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:30,
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I really enjoyed it.Woman in Black, it's alright, nothing special.
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Admit it BITCH you love me long time(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:42,
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What did you get OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Badmons that will be obeyed at all times(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:12,
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Alright Hartley?I'm about 3/4 of the way through The Magician Kings, which is the sequal to The Magicians, which is by Lev Grossman. I think I'm on about my 4th run through on both those books, I seriously love them.
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What are the sleeves like?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:13,
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Errmmm..... prestine? Although I got hard copies, I read them on kindle.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:25,
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Wizards sleeves "ye gads"If only Chompy was here to explain the the pun
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:27,
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Pun of the Weak, dude.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:33,
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No doubt these books are washable & chewable. Like the ones we buy our daughter. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:14,
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Maybe one day you'll get to read them to her too.Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the digital life, and I'm all for telecommuting, it's just sometimes being a bit of plastic hanging on the wall in the hall doesn't quite cut it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:32,
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Micro battered loves books. Which pleases me and the missus as we both enjoy reading.
At least twice a day she* will grab one of her books, bring it to me and hold it towards me. Which means 'I want to sit on your knee so you can read it to me'. Then at the end of the story she'll clap and say 'again'.
* my daughter, not my wife
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:40,
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I'm reading this at the moment. Very funny. www.amazon.co.uk/Hundred-Year-Old-Man-Climbed-Window-Disappeared/dp/1843913720
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:26,
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Currently reading The Hangmans DaughterPretty good so far
watched The Painted Veil, was v good
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:12,
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Yo KHow
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:13,
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Ssh. Don't ask. You'll only upset her. Didn't you get the gaz telling you her mum died during the surgery? The doctors failed to put her in the recovery position.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:15,
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ERRRrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWait a Min. quick edit needed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:16,
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shes great, up walking around occasionallyCrazy for someone that had her legs chopped up on Monday
ta for asking
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:16,
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has she got fake knees or someonelses knees?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:18,
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I'll be having those in about ten years, according to my doctor.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:29,
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Shes really doing great So I hope you do as well
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:30,
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Y'right KReading some really specialist stuff at the moment about your area. So much happened around there - especially Winchester and Luray.
Edit - not around much, just read the above. Hope it's all as well as can be.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:19,
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You know I'm just a mucky old man with particular interests....(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:23,
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.............................................................oh my
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:29,
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Hurr hurr hurr"Hey Beavis, he said special interest!"
"Hurr hurr hurr."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:34,
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I've been reading too many romance novelsI see sex everywhere
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:37,
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American Civil War pervert(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:25,
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Hey KI saw this today and wondered if it night be of any use to you...
http://www.dogster.com/dog-health-care/winter-paw-care-tips
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:20,
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She can't afford that. She's got to pay for her mother's funeral. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:25,
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Thats bad even for you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:32,
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thats why its sooooo funny right because he *wouldnt* be moaning if his child died right(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:57,
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Ooh. Now look at who's taking the Internet too seriously. Loving the hypocrisy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:00,
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About 3 years ago you ripped in to me big style about mothers. Now you're all ' wah wah wah my mummy has had an operation and I luurve her and it upsets me if people take the piss'. At the time you were all 'yeah whatevs about mothers, shut up'.
Perhaps if you stopped shoving Krispy Kreme's down your fat gullet you'd have some memory recall.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:10,
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hahahahahahahahahahaOhmygod
thank you, I really needed that laugh
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23,
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Judging the state of your gut based on FB pictures, if its a big belly laugh then the seaboard needs informing. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:33,
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i thinks you need to step your meds up a notch, bou(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:34,
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Evening.If you're talking book recommendations, I'd have to say anything by Chris Kuzneski. His characters are ex special forces, and the dialogue is pretty fast paced and funny.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:24,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870714
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:29,
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That sounds very Voltaire.Could be an interesting read...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:31,
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You know what's not an excellent read?This: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2281246/Given-snack-taken-shot-Pictures-Tamil-Tiger-leaders-son-taken-just-hours-apart-prove-executed-Sri-Lankan-government-forces.html?ICO=most_read_module
Really harrowing, even for someone without kids.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:38,
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That's awful. The fact you read the Daily Heil. Not the child.
joke. It genuinely is dreadful what happened.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:48,
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I'm finding it really disturbing.He just looks so *normal* in that first photo. Poor kid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:50,
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Horrendous. Is it hypocritical that I wouldn't have 'got this' to the same extent before I became a parent?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:54,
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Probably not. I would imagine I don't 'get it' to the same extent that a parent would.Having said that, those people that say 'Oh you don't understand, you'r not a parent' can fuck right off. I may not have a kid, but I can still show basic human empathy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:57,
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I remember the burnt up people in Cambodia from the helicopterAll burnt up faces and teeth showing in a death grin, not my favourite visit to the dentist
Damn you national geographic
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:54,
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Didn't realise you were so old as to remember that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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Yeah it's never been shown since then (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:02,
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I've got some Andy McNab dross I'm trying to read at the moment "Crossfire" it's calledIt's kinda hard work to read
No pictures
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:31,
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Kuzneski's characters are a cross between James Bond and Bruce Wayneand like I said, the dialogue is sharp and funny. And tehy do a lot of treasure finding.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:34,
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It really fucking is.He's my favourite author. And he said on facebook that I was the queen of puns.
/internet points
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:40,
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It looks like he ran into a wall.See also, Eric Stolz.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:45,
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If I may be so bold to interjectMy favourite author is William S Burroughs. He's not on Facebook.
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yes.That's my favourite novel as well.
He's not to everyone's taste though.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:50,
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You really don't get strikethroughs do you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:55,
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your strikethroughWould mean that Naked Lunch is my favourite wankmag. Hence me saying that if you were to become aroused by it to the extent that you had to masturbate, then you would be weird.
I'm not sure you understand how pronouns work.
So you consider Naked Lunch to be wankable then? Interesting.
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YawnsYou really are WTN
You should try adding CHEERS onto the end of it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:06,
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is it the bit where the teenage boy gets hanged by his girlfriend and she catches his come in her mouth as he dies?You sick fuck.
Last Exit to Brooklyn I could understand, we've all hard a hard on from reading that, but Naked Lunch?
Fucking weird.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:10,
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If you forget the steam punk thing its the same answerwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1867647
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:15,
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You mention books in the thread subject.Naked Lunch is a book. You referred to it 'jocularly' as a 'wankmag'. I pointed out the silliness of this.
So if the subject of books is 'one nobody cares about', why did you, the OP, in the subject of the thread, mention books? Several other posters here are discussing books. Maybe they are actually discussing something totally unconnected to the thread.
Who knows? I'm pretty sure you don't.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870670
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:25,
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Don't start the whole 'Steinbeck' thing again(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:53,
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Was there a Steinbeck thing?I've been to his home town, you know. Salinas, California. And there's a little Steinbeck museum there. Oh yes.
I liked it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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Look - a man needs a hobby. (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:00,
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When I started reading for pleasure, at about 18 or soo, I was into army books like McNab, Ryan and a load of one-off real-life types.Haven't read an army book in many many moons, but I used to like them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:34,
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When I was at school there was a guy joined the boarding house who was well into Sven Hassell (sp?)Ever read any of those?
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Nah', doesn't ring a bell, we're talking just under decade since I read anything like that though, I was only into them for a couple of years.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:46,
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I'm still not sure that Hartley Hare and Plumdozer aren't the same person.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:12,
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Oh man.Terrible bullying of Harters here. Don't mock the afflicted etc etc.
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I'm not really that pretentiousNor do I feel the need to correct gramatical errors
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:14,
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This just sounds like 'I don't really understand things when the grown ups are talking and I'm only partially literate.'(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870670
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:24,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870798
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:26,
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That could have been slightly funny the first time, less so the second.By the time it gets to this point it's just 'is he still doing that?'
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TELL THEM ALL THEY ARE DOING IT WRONGDO IT DOZERS WAY OR NO WAY AT ALL
FANKS
Night night,frothing at the mouth man
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:29,
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Not sure what you're getting at here old boy.I just don't find your attempts at 'jokes' funny. I find you laughable.
Not the same thing at all.
I'm not frothing at the mouth either. You do have some funny ideas.
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Morning off tomorrow so it's fine.You?
Edit - this poster below. Who is anyone any more?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:29,
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not bad, trying a bit of the old positivity.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:33,
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Got a repeat prescription then?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:40,
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better still, taking someone else's meds. :)))(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:44,
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Stealing from wonkygutsfoodwrong? Terrible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:56,
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Nope.stole your meds while you weren't looking.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:20,
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Good effort on getting yourself to Poland just for a prescription. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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silly battred.I broke into your house and stole some pills.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:30,
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evening allmeat is meat, no point discriminating.
altalt: I liked both of Scott Lynch's book but then got annoyed he'd only written 2.
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I'm watching the cabin in the woodsIs it any good?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:35,
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nope it sucks.especially the ending.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:37,
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I quite like the way that in the right light, and under the right conditions, with the correct level of arousal and tight enough trousers...You can take CQ's pulse just by looking at him.
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meaty horsemeaty 
fill your son with drugs and alcohol and dump him on the moors somewhere, he'll find his way home somehow AND he'll learn a valuable lesson about never going outside ever again
books are for wankers, fuck books, real men can't read
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Anyone seen this "Fried Chicken Shop: Day in the life of " shop?It's strangly really good. And I want to get me some fried chicken now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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It's worth flickin' on of you ain't got nothin' else on.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:48,
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They got the PS4 announcement coming on at 11, lookin' forward to that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:57,
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Simon Cowel should be blofeld in the next bond movie(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:01,
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I recognize Harry Styles from the papers. Ahh, the riddle kicks! WTF!
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Together we're like a copy of 'smash hits' magazine!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:03,
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The only guest they've had that I haven't called a dick or boring is Bryan Ferry.Emeli Sande is from Alford, which is up the road a bit from where I grew up in Aberdeenshire. It's a bit weird hearing an Aberdeenshire accent on telly.
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I thought she was irishNick grimshaw may have the most annoyingly wet face in history
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:03,
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I just wikid her,she was born in Sunderland then her folks moved up there when she was four. She has a relatively posh accent, she's no teuchter.
Annie Lennox has a proper posh Aberdeen accent, for reference.
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The 80s.I only mentioned her as an example of a posh Aberdeen accent. You don't get them on the telly much.
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I wouldn't know one if I heard one tbhI find the Geordie and scotch phone monkeys harder to understand than Indian ones
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:21,
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Everyone hates grimy and his stupid eyes, stupid accent and STUPID pronunciation (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:11,
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I just finished my workyay.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:06,
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Nah, got white I'll be fine Thanks for your concern though x
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:12,
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wine has, like, calories in it or something(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:11,
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dunno who you are soz but I'd appreciate it if you never posted again pl0x kthxbai(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:12, Reply)
This has lost its impact now now kthxbai(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:14,
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you don't knowwho I am?! I'm like /ot royalty, I'll have you know (in the sense that I'm an irrelevancy at least)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:15,
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:(I can't believe you'd say that Stunned. I thought you were one of the good guys
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:22,
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