Film Chat
Looks like Hammil is in for the next Star Wars.
www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/feb/21/return-jedi-mark-hamill-luke-skywalker

I actually think these can be good, especially if Old George has an accident and dies in the next few months.

What Films are you looking forward to this year?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:11, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A documentary I'm planning to make: Death of a B3tan.
Not sure which one yet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)

You should do a poll.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Done
Which one of you should I kill?














( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I voted for Frank, he's a cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Alright which of you cunts voted for me
I'm a harmless figure of fun FFS, kill me and you'll need Piston back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

You appear to have left Rory off your list.
And the Jolly Stunned Giant.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I can't bothered with editing it now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I also forgot wonkygutsfoodwrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Dozer needs more votes

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

*wipes brow*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

*wipes arse*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

*thanks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

We must not be on his radar
voting's going well though
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Seriously
WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR ME

I'LL HAVE YA
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I did, because I knew you'd have a stroppy fit about it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Next time you step off at Norwich station sunshine
NEXT FACKING TIME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

what about me?
it's this sort of exclusion that makes off topic so inhospitable
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

*excluded high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Who voted for B3th?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I'm committing suicide on September the 21st.
I'm going to get a really long rope, tie one end to a tree, put the other end round my neck, get in the car and floor the accelerator. Divorcing one's head is this year's wrist slitting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Any chance you can bring it forward by seven months?
Or just say you did, then you can watch this thread become your obituary column
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

CLICK CLICK CLICK

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

soz, I've already sold the TV rights.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

You could singlehandedly revive the 80s craze for slo-mo recreations of accidents involving crash test dummies flying through windscreens

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)

it won't get the blood spatter right.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I'll volunteer if you like.
You could probably get it finished by the end of the summer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

That roll I handed in to Boots, I think it's of my boyband days.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Get a smart phone granddad, they have cameras on now and everything.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

do they?
I have a top of the range Startac that I use in restaurants, it doesn't even have a vibrate function, let alone a camera!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

They'd do well to adapt one of the novels from the expanded universe
Timothy Zahn's stuff is especially good.

Am looking forward to all the obvious stuff - Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, and most especially X-Men: Days of Future Past, because I don't see how that can possibly fail to be fucking superb.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

It could fail to be fucking superb by being fucking shit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Well yes, but only from a realistic point of view
The comic of the same name is fucking brilliant though. With that source material it would actually be more of an achievement to fuck it up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

fucking brilliant more childish piffle
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Say what you will about Mussolini
At least he had you figured for a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

tell you who properly gets it, Mussolini's granddaughter

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

BOINNNNGGGGGG

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

CAUTION: pictures of women on the internet may be older than they appear

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I'm really looking forward to Milf Apocalypse 8.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Hey Darth!
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/from-vegetarian-to-confirmed-carnivore-8505787.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

"tl:dr - you're wrong Darth"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

wait, those are all films for children, I assumed you were well older than 13

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I don't know why you would assume that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I have no time for such tosh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Not a single one.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I told you in the last thread you prick
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21546748
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Fuck yeah!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

i don't really like star wars
i'm more into die hard
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Have you seen the new one yet?
I think I'll enjoy it, even though Bruce Willis looks like even he is embarrassed by it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Let me give you a cinema-based recommendation then
Don't go and see A Good Day To Die Hard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Lucky old Dai.


THIS IS A HILARIOUS WELSH PUN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

WHICH ONLY WORKS WHEN SPOKEN ALOUD
UNLESS YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE FUCKTARD

*sympathy click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I'm sort of looking forward to Cloud Atlas, even though it's a "flop" in America.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

So was Fight Club
and Blade Runner
and The Shawshank Redemption

Whereas Mamma Mia; fooking MASSIVE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I watched Blade Runner recently, it's aged really well.
Almost as well as The Black Hole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I saw Dark Star not so long ago
Not only has it aged phenomenally poorly, but you'd still need to be absolutely nutted to make sense of it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I only know a Grateful Dead song of that name I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

John Carpenter film
made at the height of his "this is some good shit man" phase
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

please disarm and return to the bomb bay

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

oh boy oh boy oh boy I fucking love The Black Hole
We are definitely going to be super best friends forever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

tell you who's SHIT in Blade Runner, fucking Sean fucking Young
she ruins every film she's ever in though, she even made Dune worse
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I fucking love Dune.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

one of Alan Smithee's finest works

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

GOSH ME TOO TOM HANKS *AND* HUGH GRANT - UNMISSABLE!!!!

Sorry, the other one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I only watch films with Robin Williams in

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)

He's up there with Jim Carrey. I love it when he does a funny face and a silly voice!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Carrey's good with the faces and voices but he doesn't have Williams' range of mawkish sentimentality

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

It's up for bluray download, that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)

hmmm, I might take my new 58mb connection for a spin this weekend with that then.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Wizard of Oz, Spiderman 2, Superman, maybe wolverine 2 if that comes out this year, pacific rim.
I don't think X-men: Days of future's past is out this year, but thats the film in development that I most want to see.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I don't get excited by films much.
TV series, though... there's a few new seasons / series that I'm looking forward to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I've started watching Sons of Anarchy.
Pretty good.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I don't really watch films at the pictures, though I might make an exception with the new Star Trek
just because I'm pretty sure that stacking a spaceship is even more manly than a car chase.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

They should do a gritty reboot of The Last Starfighter.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I would fucking love to see that
as long as you remove the "gritty" part. It needs to be tongue-in-cheek or it'll just be aping BSG.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I'd have Alex as a druggled crack addict who only plays the game as he's completely divorced from real life.
Maggie is the sole breadwinner. She works in a local truck stop whilst simultaneously taking care of their litter of trailer trash kids. Centauri is a total paedo and Xur is actually an anti-hero, trying to save the degenerate Rylan Star League from its corrupt officials.

Oh yeah.

I just had to do a LOT of Googling.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I was going to say
There's an impressive off-the-top-of-your-head knowledge of crap-but-fun 80s Star Wars knockoffs, and then there's that^
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm a lot less tragic than people give me credit for.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

If you will keep hanging out here...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Course you did Gaston. Course you did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

The Last Starfighter BUGS
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:43, Reply)

JesseBirdsallols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I'm looking forward to building a clay oven and a BBQ in my massive new garden
I have also had Peroni
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

House move went ahead then?
Did you get the one with the slide?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I'll gaz you which one we got
We are actually moving tomorrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Very nice mate
Very nice indeed

One question; what the fuck are you going to do with a piano?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

The piano has left the building

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

FishCalledWandalols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Now because I'm a well brought up and affable kind of fellow, I usually keep my opinions to myself - 'why be a bother', I say.
But from time to time in my life things get on top of me and feel compelled to speak out. This is one of those times. What I have to say is not for the faint-hearted - some of you might be shocked by this, but here goes, anyway:

This thread is really shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

It's not all bad. It's looking like it's either Al or Dozer that I'll be killing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I blame the poll at the start

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Me too
If they hadn't rolled over like that we might never have needed to get the Yanks involved
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Expaditionarylols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Yanks Russians
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

This is easily the cleverest thing posted today
by me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I gave up on it half an hour ago.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I posted Mussolini's granddaughter doing a fascist salute and looking hawt, that's nearly enough to save it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

It was close, but not quite enough.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Woah it's ok I'm back from lunch to liven up everyone's afternoon posting
Don't worry I'll save the day, just by being here
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)

yeah

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)

You're just upset cos more people want you dead than Al
Who is well-recognised, let's not forget, as a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)