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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Films are shit. You're shit. SHIT, I TELL YOU. SHIT.I saw a great programme on martial arts last night. In it, this fellow claimed that Bruce Lee was the coolest man in the world. Of all time, ever. 'Bruce Lee was even cooler than Jimi Hendrix'.
Can this really be true? I can't stop thinking about it. Who's cooler?
Alt: Nope
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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I asked for whoever stole my name to be banned so lets see who is mysteriously missing from this thread eh?(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I DON'T SEE VIPROS POSTING, WHAT A THIEVING CUNT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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well, they might have just banned the spare account, not the whole persona.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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I'm free(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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How did that happen?I quite fancy mine back but cannot be arsed to go down the mod route.
I think you'll find that 'RB' is 'da man'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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I've just tried the same, in a new thread, IN CAPS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1875705
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:51,
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I'm totally way cooler than most of the people here, I have long hair and a stupid moustache, I am on trend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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HmmmmmInteresting call but not cooler than Jimi or Bruce* I think. He's a teensy bit of a knob, albeit a very teensy bit.
That (excellent) Lemmy film has some rather cringeworthy bits in it, asp the ones with his son.
*cooler than Bruce Dickinson though, I'll give you that
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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His son is just plain weird.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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There are many cool people who are cool for varying reasons.What you need are cool subcategories.
Jimi is totally the coolest guitarist.
Bruce Lee can be your coolest kung fu guy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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Oh right. He's 'pretty cool' I'd say - no more.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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I don't know, jackie chan does seem pretty cool(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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*pulls out trump card*For martial art cool one need look no further than Ranger and Musician Steven Segal...
*Rests on comfortable laurels*
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*shits on impecunious Hardys*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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clint kicks all of their arsesking of cool
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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mr eastwood?the racist gun toting fuck?
He is in some of the best movie roles ever, and i love his work, but the guy is definitely a dick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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No, clint MANSELL from pop will eat itself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Pah, 'some cunts that emvee likes'
HAPPY NOW?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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Cough coughYou're thinking of Clint Boon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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I'm thinking of Clint HowardRon Howard's weird looking brother
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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I was thinking of Ken Boon from ITV's Boon.Hi Ho Silver!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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i know nothing about him so will take the words of you, a stranger on the internet, to hearthis films are cool as fuck.
and i went to carmel-by-the-sea when he was the mayor.
that is all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Yes, the spelling of our names is so similarI can see why that might happen
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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Batman just did bat-sex with his bat-penis(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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Bruce innitDo I have to justify why?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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This www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncapPrTusA
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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JimiDrugs make you cool. Right? RIGHT?!?!?!
But Darth Vader is cooler than either of them anyway.
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he looks like he made his costume at homeit's pathetic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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He'd be much cooler if he had a Brizzle accent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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I would think that all of Star Wars could be improved if it was more like the Grumbleweeds.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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also, Mr Freeze is pretty cool.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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meldrew can fuck off, in fact, almost all comedy sitcoms from that era can stick it up their noses.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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Surely not Never the Twain, though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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ESPECIALLY, never the twain.And porridge, and all that shite.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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Up the Elephant and Round the Castle?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:33,
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Maybe, but all the sitcoms I've listed here are stone cold classics.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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Oh yeah, Doom is alright.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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he's better at hip hop that being a b ad guy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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what the hell are you wittering about badmons?I think the steroid abuse is taking its toll.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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I saw him at Alexandra Palace a couple of years ago.I thought he was a bit meh, so I went and sat on the hill outside and smoked a joint.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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^ THIS IS HOW TO WRITE A COOL STORY ON THE INTERNET(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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He *is* a bit meh but the sad thing is that everyone else is so fucking dreadful that they think MFD is great just by contrast.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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when you say everyone else, you don't mean me as well do you?i'm really trying.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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No way WP!Unless you have a sideline as a mediocre MC that I am unaware of.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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you know, I don't.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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you think a fat guy in larp gear is cool?Cavy knows loads of blokes like that, I'm sure she can hook you up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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isn't that nearly all the posters on here?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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i was going to say not me, then i remembered what i look like, and that i own a crossbow, and considered suicide. But i'm not fat, so it's ok.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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Coolest man of all time is Samuel L Jackson.Alt: Yes.
Fuck me, what a lunch. Chorizo, salami milano, prosciutto, smoked cheddar and salad sandwich with soup. So full.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:06,
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that's a lot of meat variety per sandwich going on there, I'm very much a one meat per sandwich man.(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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these guys with 2 different meats are crazy, i blame the Americans and their "club sandwich"mixing chicken and pig just ain't right.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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oh man, they'll be wanting them to marry next or sutin?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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Why mix different types of ham and sausage together?I like both, but you can only really appreciate the individuality of them if they're individual. Otherwise it just tastes of ham/sausage.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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Nope.At best there's way too many limbs. At worst, too many ballbags.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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you can get one of the to hold a cymbal and pretend you are phil collins(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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i thought it was you that had a string of bad choices of sexual partner.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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it isbut i am not alone in that hall of shame
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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How can there possibly be too many tits?Make some damned sense for once in your life, woman.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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Again depends on the number of people2 women 4 tits = good
1 women 4 tits = bovine
1 women 1 tit = Kylie
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1 women 3 tits = total recalljust to finish what Elton John would call
"The Circle of Tits"
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Not enough tits in my first threesomeThree, if I count myself as a tit for making that decision
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there's a great story about this on QOTW somewhere(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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as I remeber some grim house whale is underneath a bird being banged up the shit pipewhen he thinks she's frothing at the clopper, it turns out he is eating his mates jizz.
QOTW outdid itself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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This one:b3ta.com/questions/sexualmisconceptions/post258292
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:37,
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Jason Donovan'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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With the under-appreciated teabag related sequel"Sealed With A Ballbag".
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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this is the joke i was groping forin that any threesome involving kroney would automatically include one tit too many. even if the rest had had mastectomies.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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It worked well, but I cut the cheese a little too thick. Ruined the sandwich in bits.My colleague had a better idea, went for horseradish beef and some ham, then had it in a salad bap, with extra horseradish.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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have you tried the chunky cheese co yet?sainsburys have them. chilli and lime or cracked black pepper extra mature cheddar. fucking gert lush.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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That sounds a bit good, the pepper oneA lime cheese? Hmm, not sure.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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chilli and limetrust me it's fucking awesome. basically a v spicy cheese.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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www.thechunkycheeseco.co.uk/
the good thing is, they are only small snack packs, so you don't end up with a fridge full of tasty tasty lard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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i am cooler than both of themi don't mind nope or yep. they don't make you sound like a wanker.
but "loo". i hate anyone who says "loo". urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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I say loo.I also say lavatory and khazi. Aren't words fun!
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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i don't mind the second 2it's something about the word "loo". it sounds like a brisk middle aged home counties woman "just nipping to the loo" before going off to kill a fox or something. rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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Oh right. I picked it up off my mum.She's a middle-aged woman from the home counties.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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Algeon Winston Spencer Castleray Razzmatazz. He was cool.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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Who?Are you sure you don't mean Algernon Winston Spencer Churchill Disraeli Livingstone Razzamatazz?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:21,
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well, now you've gone and done it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:56,
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I'm not happy twohats.not happy at all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:04,
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They've thrown me out of my gym, all becuase i happened to mention my knee plates and leg pins and ankle pins from some surgery, they won't let me in until i get a letter from my doctor saying i'm safe to use equipment. It's like having to get a note from your mum for P.E.
It was embarrassing, swiped my card, the little machine went red, aand i was asked "to wait to speak to the manager" and was given basically a telling off for not telling them when i signed up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:16,
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What the fuck?That's ridiculous! Surely there must be some small print somewhere that covers that sort of thing? Fucking bellends. Mrs Hats has nothing but problems with her gym. They don't give two shits about their customers...they just want the doh-re-mi.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:18,
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