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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So which B3tan that you haven't met IRL would you most like to have a beer with?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:56, 324 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Met most people on here.
Maybe dozer, JMG, Emvee
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Two hats.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Two hats King Zog of Albania
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Barring Frank, I've probably met all the good b3tans there are.
And Piston Broke as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:29, Reply)
he fell asleep with his lad in a lady's front bottom
true story
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Pretty much all the time I've known him and moved in vaguely similar social circles he's claimed to have had a girlfriend.
Never ever seen him with a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Also:
b3ta.com/questions/strangebeds/post68784
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)
you know what, I know what that's going to be before I click it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Have you met AB?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)
Yep,
Nice guy, fat wife.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)
They should be encouraged to attend a b4sh.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Their wedding was a bash.
But with real b3tans from the olden days when shit was still funny yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:02, Reply)
I wish we'd have invited Baldmonkey. Then he might not have had a massive online breakdown about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)
you should have invited him but sent him to the wrong town

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:05, Reply)
I was tempted to do that with him AND Gonz.
But decided it was needlessly nasty to Gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)
go eat a bag of dicks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Nakers, Winders, TwoHers, EmVers, Dozers,Harters,Balders,Theo-ers....
All of the 'ers' postERS really.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)
What about Lokesy?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
YOU MEAN LOKERS?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I think if you ever did meet Emvee
He'd just sit there staring at you balefully in his balloon hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)
That's what I would love to see so, so much.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)
You'd offer to get him a beer and he'd say snarkily
"Beer's not even in my top ten favourite drinks"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I hope he brings all his model friends with him!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:03, Reply)
They'd find it pretty awkward to sit down.
Especially on a pub stool.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)
turn it upside down
seats 4.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:45, Reply)
To make them feel more at home you could tell them that the stool was in disguise now.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)

disguise King Zog of Albania
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I'd like to meet Battered
I heard he's a real cool guy.

LOLJOKE!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I think Nakers, Windy and Twoey
are /OT's most eligible posters at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Cor!
I'm imagining that to be like a really tragic episode of Blind Date.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
b3ta blind date has to be one of the more terrifying ideas i can think of.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)
What would be your ideal date? That's for contestant #2
Well I'd take you back to my Mum's house for a couple of cans of barley wine, then you can listen to me cry about my life once I've struggled through an awkward wank!

*audience 'woooooos'*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)
*stool collapses*
*audience ahhhhs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)
meeting them destroys the magic
every time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
b1773R

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Oh woodside

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I'd like to meet Sporters.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Agreed. He seems almost normal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Normal for B3ta. A bit like normal for Norfolk.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)
He's a nice chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:09, Reply)
he truly is

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:16, Reply)

He King Zog of Albania
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)

King Zog of Albania King Zog of Albania
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)
There are loads to be honest
The list of b3tans I DON'T want to see IRL is much shorter.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Also, I heard a joke
There's a new smart phone app that tells you how smart your dog is.

If you buy the app, your dog is smarter than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)
suck up

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)
What can I say, I like meeting people
Mainly so that I can bitch about how much I hate them after they've left
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Al
Broadsword
90Nz0
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)
If you came over to London me, you and Gonz could all go out for ribs or sushi.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Go to one of those world buffets and you can have BOTH!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Jeff showed me one of these in Bristol last year. I have never seen so many people shovelling piles of random food combinations down their gullet.
The quantities of food made it seem to be like an industrial pig farm. Or Al's dining table.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I've never eaten there.
It sounds ghastly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)
I think it was outlet 4 of 12.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Za Za Bazaar I think it's called.
They keep slashing prices. Had a 'eat for a tenner' flyer drop through the door the other day. That still won't tempt me in to going.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Yes that's the place. Business must be shit for them to cut it down to a tenner.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Post Christmas slump.
They are offering 2-4-1 on drinks as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Go for the beer & ignore the food.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:29, Reply)
They seem to exclusively cater for groups of people containing picky eaters.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)
The idea makes sense if there is a group of you and some people want Indian, others want Chinese etc.
Problem seems to be the quality is normally crap.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)
In Malaysia they're big fans of Food hall style places.
Where 10 or so restraunts share a large seating area.
But then Malaysians are much nicer than us Brits.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)
In australia, the food courts they have in their shopping malls are usually surprisingly good quality.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)
They do them better than us in the US too.
Never found anything like that when I lived in Hong Kong, but there is so much good food there and so much variety it wasn't a problem.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)
restaurants

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:41, Reply)
A bit like your posts.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)
that sounds awful

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:27, Reply)
:(
We could go for whatever you like, you're the guest after all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Macdonalds it is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:32, Reply)
puke

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:50, Reply)
i like them well enough
Separately
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I didn't mean we would eat them at the same time.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:01, Reply)
oh altight then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I'm back for a bit
I'd go for a drink with everyone apart from Bobby cos he hates me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I'm still waiting for my gaz about the b3sh4

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:34, Reply)
I'm not organising Battered is, I just said I'd come maybe
I'm not sure batters wants you there tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:36, Reply)
I'm not organising anything. There was a possibility of me meeting up with Monty, Stunned and perhaps other London based sorts for a pint or tow this week. Hardly a major event.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:41, Reply)
What were you going to tow?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:42, Reply)
iPad keyboard. Combined with my own ineptitude. A bit like your typo above before you ninja'd.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:44, Reply)
You do opitomise short man syndrome quite wonderfully

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:49, Reply)
As you do with cuntishness

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:51, Reply)
that post epitomises dyslexic man syndrome quite wonderfully

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:38, Reply)
you took the words right outta my mouth bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:40, Reply)
go eat a bag of dicks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Click

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Fuck 'em al, me and you we'll have own own b4sh, and we'll only invite the cool people, who _really_ know how to play plastic playstation music.
God, I bet they can't even do that Wonderwall one, let alone any Offspring.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)
all of you 'cause i think yur all fab xxx <3

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I'd like to meet Battered.
To see if he'll remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Did he forget you once before?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I have never met tangles.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:45, Reply)
This doesn't make me look good.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:46, Reply)
So you DID meet battered?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:48, Reply)
No and not twice either.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:48, Reply)
His vegetarianism has made him so insubstantial as to hardly even exist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Once, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:58, Reply)
the dozen or so /talk people from when /talk was worth staying up late for the gayshift
Esme, moohalaa, Rasputin, Whythebigpaws, Kersal. all now sadly departed
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I met Kersal
She was a little odd.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:42, Reply)
oh ok, in that case I just want to meet boring normal people then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:45, Reply)
was she massive?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Isn't everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:48, Reply)
No, very skinny

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Appalling woman.
Dated Wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:52, Reply)
Also:
b3ta.com/talk/6734390
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:57, Reply)
I like how TFD mentions Wormulus' sloppy seconds
glass houses eh
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:01, Reply)
I do like her, but fuck me, she's been out with some awful pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:21, Reply)
in her defence, he had a right fucking go at her in one of his flounce speeches
and me

and everyone else
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Those were superb internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Those King Zog of Albania
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)
twohats

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:39, Reply)

twohats King Zog of Albania
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:39, Reply)
can't wait to meet you at your birthday party xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:44, Reply)
less than 5 months now, properly excited here
I'm organising most of the bashes on the calendar, I'm the life and soul of this web community
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:52, Reply)
and yet, those in charge keep trying to silence you
what is this forum coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:07, Reply)
go shit down your dad's leg

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:18, Reply)
I want to drink brandy with you,
You're way too classy for a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I don't drink alcohol, imagine that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Fucking hell. I'm struggling now with the idea of you drinking and how that would impact the ideas you already have.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:54, Reply)
I'm guessing that's because you're an unhinged loony man.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:57, Reply)
no, I stopped drinking long before I got locked up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:11, Reply)
have you consider it as a solution?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)
I've met all the proper ones apart from JMG.
The rest of you can stay the fuck out of my way with your flabby faces and flabbier minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Legless, Miggyman, CQ, Al, Captain Placid and spankyhanky.
Those guys epitomise my b3ta experience xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:07, Reply)
wuv woo 2 bbz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Screw these guys.
We should totally just meet up and drunkfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Cheers

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:11, Reply)
You can watch.
But no touching unless we both say so. OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:12, Reply)
little bit of sick came up there
who am I kidding, it was quite a lot of sick
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Badmons Dukus Innit
Cos I know if shit goes down, he’ll sort out everyone.
I do plan on meeting Battered one time this year, I made a promise and I’m not one to go back on a promise, hopefully I could use that as an excuse to meet Monts and Lighty.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:44, Reply)
I think I'd just quite like a nice sit down

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I don't think I've ever had a nasty sit down
except for that one time
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:03, Reply)
that poor shetland pony, completely folded like a broken deckchair :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)
if you beat them enough they can still run a bit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I always think of most of the posters being exactly the opposite of how they post.
Can you imagine Battered poster is really a really tall Chav that lives in Catford.
Monty’s quite rich and has a stable family.
TupiB is really a fat rosy cheeked butcher from Dorset
Nakers is not a bent spastic and fits cables for a living
OHHhhhhhhh an Al well Al would be lovely and not a cunt at all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Al is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Just as I thought
Whats your best price on Rib-eye at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)
No.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)
no one. Not one of you.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Cheer up grumpy
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)
but I'm lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:53, Reply)
There there of course you are

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:54, Reply)
how are you double h?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Totes in a good mood
I always am, Whats dragging you down young Mr woofington?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Probably some wankers propping up the bar in his pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Banhammer them
that will solve all his probl........wait let me think this through
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)
I'm ok, just reading the quiz, 14 teams tonight, so can't complain.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:09, Reply)
You all want to meet me now
I have an archery medal
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)

archery medal Madge Vage
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:53, Reply)
there are many
reasons to want to meet me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:56, Reply)
I think you should give Rory a chance

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:00, Reply)
it's too late
man, too late
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)
listen caves that guy is my number one nig nog, you're missing out

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:03, Reply)
john lennon's blah blah de blah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:19, Reply)
John Lennon's breathtaking hypocrisy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:19, Reply)
imagine no possessions
it's easy if you try...to ignore the temperature-controlled fur coat storage on the floor below your 'bed-in for peace' apartment in a top-rate NY hotel. I think those are the words.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)
He also owned the world's most expensive car at one point.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:26, Reply)
maybe the original draft was
imagine no possessions....... you naive twats
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:27, Reply)
I'm sure he will get by with a little help from his ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:22, Reply)
MONTY!
This is the Cut Chemist Cavern remix: youtu.be/V0XUiu90rDc

And the flipside is the Psychonauts remix of Scraper:

youtu.be/yRDCp2M0PUc

I ALWAYS play these out. One of the essential Mo Wax releases.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:25, Reply)
a) that's great
b) in an attempt to locate a QBert old skool breaks mix I found 'DJ A-L' who, in a touch of genius, is MORBIDLY OBESE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhqm29eh-dM&list=UU2UdLvqO61L1A8dLQBlobkA&index=1
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)
That guy's pretty good.
Slimmer than Al though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)
MOAR hair though

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)
God if you think he's good you'll love me.
Bedtime fo' me tho I'm well pissed night all x x xx x xx x x x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
night night bbz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)

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