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So which B3tan that you haven't met IRL would you most like to have a beer with?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:56,
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Barring Frank, I've probably met all the good b3tans there are.And Piston Broke as well.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:29,
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Pretty much all the time I've known him and moved in vaguely similar social circles he's claimed to have had a girlfriend.Never ever seen him with a girl
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:35,
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Also: b3ta.com/questions/strangebeds/post68784
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:35,
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They should be encouraged to attend a b4sh. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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Their wedding was a bash.But with real b3tans from the olden days when shit was still funny yo.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:02,
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I wish we'd have invited Baldmonkey. Then he might not have had a massive online breakdown about it.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:51,
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I was tempted to do that with him AND Gonz.But decided it was needlessly nasty to Gonz.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:22,
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Nakers, Winders, TwoHers, EmVers, Dozers,Harters,Balders,Theo-ers....All of the 'ers' postERS really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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I think if you ever did meet EmveeHe'd just sit there staring at you balefully in his balloon hat.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:01,
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That's what I would love to see so, so much.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:01,
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You'd offer to get him a beer and he'd say snarkily"Beer's not even in my top ten favourite drinks"
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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They'd find it pretty awkward to sit down.Especially on a pub stool.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:06,
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turn it upside downseats 4.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:45,
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To make them feel more at home you could tell them that the stool was in disguise now.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:30,
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I think Nakers, Windy and Twoeyare /OT's most eligible posters at the moment.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:00,
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Cor!I'm imagining that to be like a really tragic episode of Blind Date.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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b3ta blind date has to be one of the more terrifying ideas i can think of.(
Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:14,
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What would be your ideal date? That's for contestant #2Well I'd take you back to my Mum's house for a couple of cans of barley wine, then you can listen to me cry about my life once I've struggled through an awkward wank!
*audience 'woooooos'*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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meeting them destroys the magicevery time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:00,
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Normal for B3ta. A bit like normal for Norfolk. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:14,
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He's a nice chap.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:09,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:20,
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There are loads to be honestThe list of b3tans I DON'T want to see IRL is much shorter.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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Also, I heard a jokeThere's a new smart phone app that tells you how smart your dog is.
If you buy the app, your dog is smarter than you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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What can I say, I like meeting peopleMainly so that I can bitch about how much I hate them after they've left
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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If you came over to London me, you and Gonz could all go out for ribs or sushi.(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Jeff showed me one of these in Bristol last year. I have never seen so many people shovelling piles of random food combinations down their gullet. The quantities of food made it seem to be like an industrial pig farm. Or Al's dining table.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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I've never eaten there.It sounds ghastly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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Za Za Bazaar I think it's called. They keep slashing prices. Had a 'eat for a tenner' flyer drop through the door the other day. That still won't tempt me in to going.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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Yes that's the place. Business must be shit for them to cut it down to a tenner. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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Post Christmas slump. They are offering 2-4-1 on drinks as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:28,
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Go for the beer & ignore the food. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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They seem to exclusively cater for groups of people containing picky eaters.(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)
The idea makes sense if there is a group of you and some people want Indian, others want Chinese etc. Problem seems to be the quality is normally crap.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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In Malaysia they're big fans of Food hall style places.Where 10 or so restraunts share a large seating area.
But then Malaysians are much nicer than us Brits.
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In australia, the food courts they have in their shopping malls are usually surprisingly good quality.(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)
They do them better than us in the US too. Never found anything like that when I lived in Hong Kong, but there is so much good food there and so much variety it wasn't a problem.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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I'm back for a bitI'd go for a drink with everyone apart from Bobby cos he hates me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:32,
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I'm not organising Battered is, I just said I'd come maybeI'm not sure batters wants you there tbh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:36,
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I'm not organising anything. There was a possibility of me meeting up with Monty, Stunned and perhaps other London based sorts for a pint or tow this week. Hardly a major event. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:41,
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iPad keyboard. Combined with my own ineptitude. A bit like your typo above before you ninja'd. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:44,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:45,
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Fuck 'em al, me and you we'll have own own b4sh, and we'll only invite the cool people, who _really_ know how to play plastic playstation music.God, I bet they can't even do that Wonderwall one, let alone any Offspring.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:56,
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all of you 'cause i think yur all fab xxx <3(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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I'd like to meet Battered.To see if he'll remember it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:38,
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This doesn't make me look good.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:46,
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His vegetarianism has made him so insubstantial as to hardly even exist(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:49,
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the dozen or so /talk people from when /talk was worth staying up late for the gayshiftEsme, moohalaa, Rasputin, Whythebigpaws, Kersal. all now sadly departed
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Appalling woman.Dated Wormulus.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:52,
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Also: b3ta.com/talk/6734390
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:57,
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I do like her, but fuck me, she's been out with some awful pricks.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:21,
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in her defence, he had a right fucking go at her in one of his flounce speechesand me
and everyone else
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Those were superb internet.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:23,
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can't wait to meet you at your birthday party xxx(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:44,
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less than 5 months now, properly excited hereI'm organising most of the bashes on the calendar, I'm the life and soul of this web community
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and yet, those in charge keep trying to silence youwhat is this forum coming to?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:07,
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I want to drink brandy with you, You're way too classy for a beer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:49,
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Fucking hell. I'm struggling now with the idea of you drinking and how that would impact the ideas you already have. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:54,
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I'm guessing that's because you're an unhinged loony man. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 17:57,
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have you consider it as a solution?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:04,
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I've met all the proper ones apart from JMG.The rest of you can stay the fuck out of my way with your flabby faces and flabbier minds.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:05,
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Legless, Miggyman, CQ, Al, Captain Placid and spankyhanky.Those guys epitomise my b3ta experience xx
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Screw these guys.We should totally just meet up and drunkfuck.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:09,
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You can watch.But no touching unless we both say so. OK?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:12,
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little bit of sick came up therewho am I kidding, it was quite a lot of sick
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Badmons Dukus InnitCos I know if shit goes down, he’ll sort out everyone.
I do plan on meeting Battered one time this year, I made a promise and I’m not one to go back on a promise, hopefully I could use that as an excuse to meet Monts and Lighty.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:44,
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I think I'd just quite like a nice sit down(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:50,
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I don't think I've ever had a nasty sit downexcept for that one time
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that poor shetland pony, completely folded like a broken deckchair :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:30,
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I always think of most of the posters being exactly the opposite of how they post.Can you imagine Battered poster is really a really tall Chav that lives in Catford.
Monty’s quite rich and has a stable family.
TupiB is really a fat rosy cheeked butcher from Dorset
Nakers is not a bent spastic and fits cables for a living
OHHhhhhhhh an Al well Al would be lovely and not a cunt at all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:30,
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Just as I thoughtWhats your best price on Rib-eye at the moment?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:40,
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no one. Not one of you. :(
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:49,
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Cheer up grumpy*ruffles hair*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:51,
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but I'm lovely. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:53,
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There there of course you are(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:54,
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how are you double h? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:55,
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Totes in a good moodI always am, Whats dragging you down young Mr woofington?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:59,
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Probably some wankers propping up the bar in his pub.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:00,
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Banhammer them that will solve all his probl........wait let me think this through
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:01,
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I'm ok, just reading the quiz, 14 teams tonight, so can't complain. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:09,
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You all want to meet me nowI have an archery medal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:51,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:53,
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there are many reasons to want to meet me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:56,
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I think you should give Rory a chance(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:00,
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it's too lateman, too late
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:02,
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listen caves that guy is my number one nig nog, you're missing out(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:03,
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imagine no possessionsit's easy if you try...to ignore the temperature-controlled fur coat storage on the floor below your 'bed-in for peace' apartment in a top-rate NY hotel. I think those are the words.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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maybe the original draft wasimagine no possessions....... you naive twats
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:27,
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I'm sure he will get by with a little help from his ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:22,
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MONTY!This is the Cut Chemist Cavern remix: youtu.be/V0XUiu90rDc
And the flipside is the Psychonauts remix of Scraper:
youtu.be/yRDCp2M0PUc
I ALWAYS play these out. One of the essential Mo Wax releases.
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a) that's great b) in an attempt to locate a QBert old skool breaks mix I found 'DJ A-L' who, in a touch of genius, is MORBIDLY OBESE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhqm29eh-dM&list=UU2UdLvqO61L1A8dLQBlobkA&index=1
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:36,
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MOAR hair though(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:42,
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God if you think he's good you'll love me.Bedtime fo' me tho I'm well pissed night all x x xx x xx x x x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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