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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I was asked a few years ago if I would like to become a mason. Didn't really appeal so politely declined.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

didn't gonz get caught up in all of that?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I don't know.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

why not?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Was it as when you rolled your trouser legs up they mistook you for an 8 year old boy?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

They do have some strange rituals.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Masonic women are well dirty.
It's a well known fact.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Is there any subcategory of women that you haven't defined as 'well dirty'?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)

YM
No, hold on, she's filth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Masonic women are also men.

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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Strippers

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Waste of time and money.
Stratford sauna is where it's at.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I didn't think they allowed women

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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

so
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

BITCH.
You'll pay for that comment later.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Heh heh heh

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I don't get it.

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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

"become a man"
jesus you're thick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Oh, lol
I was thinking "didn't really appeal politely declined".

Went a bit Welsh, there.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Nor will you with that attitude.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I was not in my pj's last night
But I forgot o tsp you back. Sorry dude.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I was heartbroken.
And erect.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)

careful or you'll piss in your eye

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I'm way ahead of you.
I have already used my suit as a latrine this morning.

Get it nice and pissy for later.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Are you bringing your own rubber floor mat for later?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Are you worried about banging your head on it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

No, just wouldn't want the restaurant to get blood on the carpet when I stab you to death this evening.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Use a sling for that authentic David and Goliath feel

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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I have reserved a high chair.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I bet you have, as well.

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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I didn't know you did weed too !
Do you see what I did there? 'cus you like drugs, and when you take weed you get high, but you're known for taking other drugs. BUT, when you said high chair, everyone was thinking of the chair used by babies that is higher up and confined, because battered is vertically challanged, like a baby, but the SWITCHAROO I turned that around to mean a drug refference.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Textbook.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

+shit-

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Sigh
What do you get if you take "so" out of "Mason"?

Now reread battered's post

And lol at my brilliant wit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

~~And lol at my brilliant wit~~
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Have you got your going out pants on today?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

the crotchless pvc ones?
looks like a red setter trying to escape from a bin bag
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I hate you

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I loled to myself writing that

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I am currently officelolling

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Very good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

lol

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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

hahahaha!
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

hahahahahaha!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

~~red setter~~ cocker spaniel's ears
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

POTD

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

*click*

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Not yet
Working from home waiting for auto glass to turn up

So still in pyjamas
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I am so hot for you, Rach.
Can you rub peanut butter around your mouth and send me a picture?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

You coming along to meet Darth?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

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