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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are you evening/nightime lot accepting of sad wankers that pretend during the day that they are perfectly fine with their mariage falling apart
Or do you take the piss too?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A little from column a a little from column b ; )
Hows it going then?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Pretty shit but don't tell the daytime crew

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I do feel for you man, marriage is never smooth
Feel free to gaz me if you want to download, rant etc
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
For a bent spastic you're pretty alright nakers

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Yeah well life is shit, sometimes everyone needs a good virtual spooning

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I need a bristol friday night bash on April 19th
Possible?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Yeah why not...I should point out I live in LAAAANDAN though

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Yeh, shit excuse though
I lived in shitty Morden and I still made it to Bath every weekend to shag the fitty students there.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Oooh.
Make it a Saturday and I'll be there.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
My train back to pasty land is Sat morning :( though I am there all week and would love to meet you!

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Might be doable.
Have you spoken to Jeff too?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)
not yet but i will
im saving locals till last
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Well, let me know.

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Well 14th-20th April
Any time you fancy an evening it would be lovely :)
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)
he's prickteasing man
i have soooooo many pizzas in my fridge from his constant stand-ups
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I like Pizza
What are you doing between April 14th-20th
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Did your sex therapist advise you to meet more girls off the internet?

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)
yes, and shit in their beds

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)
mourning the fact that naked ape stood me up AGAIN
the floppy haired married clit tease
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)
I am married, however I have not got floppy hair and I NEVER clit tease,
just ask my sex therapist
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:35, Reply)
nor is any relationship
they all fucking suck

fistbumps
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I've taught baby Badmons to fist bump, she's so street

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:09, Reply)
that sounds a lot better than baby naked
perhaps the name change was a good thing
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Do you do legal advice about marriages?
Only I feel you owe me because you gave me legal advice about buying a house and now look at the shit I am in!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)
unfortunately not
the best advice i can give would be from a female perspective. she is clearly going through a mental patch and must be made to realise that she has a decent bloke and needs to BEHAVE THE FUCK UP if she wants to keep him.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)
what if he's a cock?
do we know for sure?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I secretly yern to go to cosplays so shhhhhhhhh

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:17, Reply)
this is true
are you a cock?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Not exactly
However I do have one I can't remember ever shitting the bed
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
well nobody REMEMBERS doing it

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)
IT WASN'T ME OK!

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)
So where do I find a decent bloke?

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
There aren't any
Right, sisters?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)
who's she sleeping with

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Not me! Lozzorss!!!!!!1111one

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
omg :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(sadzorz

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Every other :( face looks like a :) face in reverse, I hope you're happy

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
*proffers big gay hug*
been there mate.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Yeh well you deleted me from facebook
and as breakups go that hurt almost as bad!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:03, Reply)
well, I can't remember why, prolly lithiun related
happy to re-add you if you care to request or remind me of your real name
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I think we may need a few weeks counselling first!

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
hmmm, nah.
been there, done that.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Well I added you again, now you may remember why you deleted me in the first place!

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I may do.
depends when/why I unfriended you. you may just have been dull.

anyway, good luck with the bitch, it probably won't work out and that sucks, but good on you for trying and not just giving up.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Oh well that makes sense, though I did go along with your big B3ta cull
Maybe I'm just a twat
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)
if it was then then it was probably not personal.
sorry about that.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)
you wil never understand the pain I went through
without 12 weeks of counseling
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)

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