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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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There's a post about your favourite TV show on QOTW
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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where?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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no, How?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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I could watch Monkey all day long
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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alright
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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alright
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MONO!, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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alright MONO!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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alright tangledupinblue
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MONO!, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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alright tangledupinblue
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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alright Major Turd
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:11,
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alright
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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alright Gobbo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:11,
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Wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:07,
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Thanks "Brian Harvey"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:08,
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*runs over own head*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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*blames potatoes*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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huh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WTF?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:13,
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Off his tits at the time, obv.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:15,
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On them by the sounds of things
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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Monty ran himself over?
EDIT: Piss.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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lets have a thread about mortgages now!
what's everyone's favourite mortgage?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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alright
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MONO!, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:09,
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alright
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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Yeah' man, I've discovered strong brie to combine with watirose "Apple & Walnut Chutney" with these
www.fudges.co.uk/jalape%C3%83%C2%B1o-wafers-p-34.html?sid=5kbt2ghkssqolhfaipumakfbs1they're so fucking nice its amazing, I don't know why I'd ever want to eat anything else ever again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:12,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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A fudge packed cheesy chutney wafer?
or YM, as we normally know her.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:18,
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If we are doing cheese recommendations
St Agur, melted on to a good quality beef burger is pretty hard to beat.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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I prefer Stilton; more salty.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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tilton perm
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:24,
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Obvious strikethrough is obvious.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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a reluctant nod of recognition
I was going to go with a "drink driving former goalkeeper" joke but realised it wouldn't be funny.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:26,
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Yeah but the extra high fat content of Agur
makes it internet fatty food
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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Did I all tell you I had a TV delivered yesterday?
It was the wrong one, I ordered 40inch full HD TV, I got delivered a 32 inch 720p Tv. Fucking jokers.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:16,
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Hahaha, I reckon with all the hassle you've been put through, you'd have been better off just buying a telly properly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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Two phone calls and 3 emails is pretty much worth a 40inch TV if you ask me.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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what brand are you supposed to get?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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Samsung
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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nice, which version?
I'm intreged as these deals always seem to good to be true
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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They're the basic versions non smart TV only 2 HDMI sort of things.
Still they're pretty good.
Have a look here.
www.moneysupermarket.com/mobile-phones/gifts/ They're shit companies but they are still legitmate companies so they're not lying about the deals they'll just fuck them up.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:24,
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It doesn't say what ones are the 3D tellies
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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Yeah you have to go through to the actual websites to see that.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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Looks good
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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Oh and I'm saying they should give me a 43 inch 3D plasma tv now to make up for my heartache.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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Good luck with that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:24,
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Their terms and conditions say that if they can't provide what was ordered they'll send a equivilent or better.
They've stopped doing the 40 inch, and the next one up they do is a 43inch.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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Bigger isnt always better
they could claim that the smaller screen size has greater feature/ connectivity etc,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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They couldn't claim a smaller 720p is an upgrade of a full HD TV
anyway their T&C's also said they'd contact me to discuss a replacement before sending it out, which they didn't.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:28,
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Still though, good luck with that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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Oh they could
they would be wrong of course but they could still claim.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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Plus a 24 month contract with a shit phone
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:30,
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I really like my phone :(
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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What is it?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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Samsung galaxy Xcover.
It's like a middle of the range samsung but it's water proof and built like a brick shit house.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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I think the word they use is "ruggedized"
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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like me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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I don't, no.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:59,
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Do you actually need a water and dust proof mobile phone?
You work in an office and you're not exactly "outdoorsy"
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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I'm very clumsy.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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Is it seriously only running Android 2.3?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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Haha, oh shit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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oh man that is soooo old, i doubt you can even get apps for it anymore
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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He'd only be able to do texts and calls really...
... it's the phone equivolent of using IE6. They'll be very few websites that would run properly on it.
And I don't buy into that "I only use it for calls and texts" thing, he won't be able to get good bumhole pictures of his misses on it either.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:49,
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I'll just change browsers
and gmail will still be supported for all the bumhole needs.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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The browsers won't run properly and the screen resolution is so shit that you won't be able to make out the little beads of sweat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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Of course they will.
2.3 is on millions of phones around the world and it'll keep being on them in China, India, Africa as more budget smartphones and feature phones come out. As much as the top end of the phone market makes the money that is getting saturated. The real growth is in affordable phones in the developing world.
Hey the richest man in the world is a mexican telecoms person. They'll keep this stuff running so they can run android on the cheapest chips available so they can sell them all over the world.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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You're fooling yourself, even the emerging-market's phones are more powerful.
Take a look at the lowest range nokias, for example.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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Thanks for that 'David Dickinson'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:10,
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Yep.
doesn't bother me.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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it will two years from now when you FINALLY finish the contract and it hardly works, gets no updates and shits in your sock draw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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The phone will still work, the contacts will still work
if they're selling it on two year contracts now they have to support it.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:51,
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LOOK AT THE BLOODY TYPO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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Yeah what a cunt eh
Everyone knows it's 'drawer'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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I like this Typo.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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it wasn't a typo
I was sugges6ing that it would go rogue
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:59,
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Shits in his sock draw = Rogue?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:04,
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They're gonna bring out a fucking WATCH this year thats more powerful and can do more than that piece of shit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:52,
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I'll watch the Ads for the watch on my free TV.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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She'll leave you for this, you mark my words.
In fact, no, keep the phone.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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I'm keeping the TV as well.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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the shit one/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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You, earlier:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:08,
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this is in no way surprising
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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Not really no.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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This is really a terrible thread.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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hahahaha
I was slightly drunk.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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Cheers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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alright
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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just replying here because I'm not bothered
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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I feel it is worth pointing out that you appear to be more upset than me here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:01,
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alright Dock Ess
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:59,
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Something about a bag of dicks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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I preferred 'High Fidelity'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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I read that book.
I didn't like it.
Is the film any good?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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It's like a shit version of the book.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:01,
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that's fucking dreadful then.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:04,
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Yes
If you like Jack Black, otherwise definitely not.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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no one likes Jack Black
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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I like him
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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you're only saying this to invoke debate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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Jimmy Hill
(although I secrectly enjoyed 'School of Rock' which I saw on a plane)
(I enjoyed it because I am a paedophile though, Jack Black's a cunt)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:12,
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I think Jack Black likes Jack Black
and Kyle Gass likes Jack Black, that's two people
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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Kyle Gass HATES jack black, true fact
he thinks he's a twat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:06,
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Like, REALLY hates him?
Or hates him in the way that Al hates Swipe? With his dick in his hand?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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The book is utter, utter shit.
Like everything else that fucking gaylord has ever written*
*I expect
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:08,
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I really enjoyed Fever Pitch
for exactly the same reasons as I expect you would hate it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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Unbelievably* it is not the shittest book he has written.
*Ok, believably
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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it really is a pile of dog toffee.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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POTD
Pointless Oaf Typically Depressing
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 13:01,
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