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'nuf ov zat.- Pitch me your film/book/telly-show idea.
- Recomend some music that you like and don't think the rest of the class know about? Here's one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaLeeYoxoXI
- I've had a cough/cold now for over a week, OH WOE IS ME. Tell me about your woes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:35,
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latest was 13 years ago)
The pain in my shoulder and neck is so bad that if I turn my head too far to the left I get a jolt of pain so bad that my vision goes blurryI win
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Got an appointment TuesdayI suspect the advice will be "take more painkillers and rest it"
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Or..."How the fuck did you manage to fall off something that actually has gyroscopes in it to keep it upright, you fucking mong?"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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That was pretty impressiveMy lack of balance actually defies science. Think that just aggravated an existing problem though
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So don't go to the Doctor, go and see a Physio you idiot.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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That is the sinlge most sensible piece of advice you've been given here.I guarantee that the doctor won't do anything. Go and see a physio and they will probably give you a massage and maybe popyour neck back straight. It sounds like your vertabrae are all out of whack.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:11,
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Ignore all of these peopleGive me a call - I'll listen to you whine for five minutes, cheer you up with some woo science and advise you on the best snake oil to buy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:51,
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"Martin, 32, northampton, computer anylist? You may go and see Dr Shyman... up the stairs and across the hall".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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Could can't 'owl out in pain(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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Is this an excuse as to why you didn't get a second TopGun ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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Yeah that's sounds like a shit programme no offence(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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His grandma sucks a mean cock though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:55,
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Hey, Gonz.You're a worldly, gad-about-town Londoner, explain the girl I saw last night on the Tube. She had Forties hair and was knitting. Did I fall through a time warp, or something?
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40,
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No, she inhabited the same world as those cunts in red trousers, winkle pickers and with moustaches.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:42,
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Al, I quite like the whole vintage fad. But I don't understand the knitting angle. Has it become such a scene that people are actually trying to behave like they're from the Forties? Wouldn't that make it like LARPing and steampunk? I'm confused.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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Kroney, "vintage" is just another word for "old" and "shit" and "should have died out years ago you pretentious wankers" and "Monty"(
Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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I took a 'vintage' in your mum's cunt earlier.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:03,
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possibly some people who are into the whole vintage thing also like to knitI have seen non-vintagey people knit on the tube before now, so it may just be a coincidence.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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this is how the world views you:lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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look at this link from in there...www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZBYCTF7qHU
fucking..
...hell
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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Why do they ... just ..... why .... what .... I don't even .....(
Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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They met whilst jamming in someones bedroom at Hull university(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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They met while ... what ... they ..... what!? ..... in someone's bedroom they were ..... WHAT!?(
Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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That was FUCKING awful(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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I really must get this surprise-ometer looked at, you know.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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It's a crazy new retro fashion. There are knitting circles and all'a dat.It started with cupcakes and now this. That said I like the 40s style on 'da b1tch3z'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:42,
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So do I. The clothes and hair styles are really feminine.But fucking knitting? What's the world coming to?
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:44,
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Fuck off, my cardigan is awesome.Besides, I've worn slightly retro clothes my entire life. I like the way they're styled. I didn't go and make a fucking gay statement about it like these pricks.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:47,
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then why won't you post a picture of it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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I like the styleI'm just not terribly keen on the sort of girls that would think that it's cool...does that makes sense?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:47,
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I knew YOU'D understand, MontalbanThe simple fact is...I dislike most types of people. I'm a miserable old cunt at heart :)
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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You and I are like two expert, superior peas, in a pod of cretins.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:03,
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It makes more sense, than Sensey McSense, lord chief justice of sense for the kindom of SensezzzzzzzzzzzzzzI should get a job writing 'Blackadder' I really should.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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You should have gone up to her and said that.And maybe "oh you're into knitting, I bet you I could fit that knitting needle down my japseye with your help, wink"
You have to say the word wink.
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Do you really have a girlfriend?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:13,
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She's actually a copper collecting evidence.It's like Colin Stagg all over again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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I think it's very important the world knows that I LIKE THIS.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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Knitting was a really 'in' thing 'till today when the Daily Mail got behind it.themetapicture.com/media/funny-black-man-knitting-train.jpg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:43,
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No, you'll nick itI like Spacehog but don't tell Monty
You already know all about my woes
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:49,
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I used to like Spacehog.Haven't heard of anything from them in years, though.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:01,
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I like this. Imma post it on Facebook lolololol
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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International lesbian fisting championship.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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10/10 and click from the 'cow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:18,
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I'm not posting till you all stop being shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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YAY NO MORE NAKERSParty round at mine, everyone!
Not you, Monty.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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Clown footed Gorilla gramsRacing cars that fall apart whilst the race goes on
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:18,
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Rogue Traders ERShit workmen are beaten to a pulp by those who they have wronged.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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My woes are related to a plumber fucking up my new bathroomThis has meant me having to sack him off and get another plumber to right his wrongs. Todays installment is that the shower tray the original plumber has put down wasn't settled correctly and has cracked.
JOY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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CSI Gestapo.Every week the Jews did it.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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Stagg NightA reality show following the antics of Colin Stagg as he tries to rebuild his life after being fitted up for murdering Rachel Nickell with a hammer, on Wimbledon Common.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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I'm having a stag do at my place tonight.They'll drink all my homebrew :(
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They really will, I'm afraid.Hide some in your loft.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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Nah, I need the empty bottles, I'll have 50ish pints to bottle next week.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Are you going to play Dungeons an Dragons and eat loads of pizza and have a movie marathon!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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You know what we might just do that, because none of have kids we have the option to do whatever the fuck we want on a friday night.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I'm going out tonight into vibrant London to have drinks in a barthen tomorrow I will get to play will my little girl, it's all win at Fogles house!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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to drink all your booze and make a mess in your house(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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The Only Way is Essexin which David Essex forces people to act and dress exactly the same as him, on pain of death.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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Allo AlloThe adventures of a deaf call centre worker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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I'd like a tv show where a dog is a detective, and the bad guy is a cat, and maybe there should be a frog in it, and a pretty girl. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zrmfTjcSLY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
These are friends of mine, they went on to be Mondo Generator with Nick Olivieri, formerly of QOTSA.
I'm probably in the best health now than I have been in years
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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Oliveri had long flowing hair when he was in Kyuss.I blame the drugs for the hair loss, Monty had better be careful.
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it's more likely the cancer will get Monty. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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you're such a queer sometimes(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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i don't see what that has to do with the fact that you are cat loving bender.Cats are for fat girls who can't get a man and post cat photos on their facebook in a way that is borderline obsessive, and old women who is the last one left alive out of her old WI knitting circle.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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go on then(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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John Craven's Jewsroundin which overweight Hebrews report on current affairs from around the world.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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Go With BlokesIn which ex-Blue Peter presenter John Noakes tries to fill the aching void in his life left by the death of his beloved dog Shep, with a series of ever more degrading meaningless sexual encounters with nameless men, in public lavatories.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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Bar Gin Huntlonely women from the internet go on about how much they love gin and drinking gin until they eventually break down and cry.
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Bargain GuntFly on the wall documentary of the first three rows of tables in Yates
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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Made in ChelseaA fly on teh wall documentary following the daughter of Bill and Hilary Clinton as she struggles to make ends meet by whoring out her uterus.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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Cash in the Atticin which tennis superstar Pat Cash recreates the Ann Frank story, live.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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Crash In The AtticSitcom where Kia Sharp's grandparents worry about the noises "from upstairs"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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Oh, very good.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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I'm with you on that, maybe with some more of Q or even those omnipitant poeple that Westly Crusher became.And the time traveling lot too, I liked them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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In DS9 there was the "bad guys" who were like the CIA for the federation, I think there's a series about them possible.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Bloop EaterGame show where men have to chomp their way through the wife's cotton pony
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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YOU GET A FUCKING BADGE, OK?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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Taxi.Filmed in front of a live studio audience, Leslie Grantham tries to shoot as many German cabbies as he can.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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Peter's purves with Peter PurvesEach week Peter introduces a bunch of different purverts
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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LewisA real time live wide angled shot of a scottish island .
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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THat song is horrible to listen to on headphones Gonzthey keep panning the vocal from ear to ear.
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Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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One man and his log - Where 90's R&B superstar Mark Morrison spend a day i the life of a human turd in london's Victorian sewer system(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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Take Hartin which 1980s hospital staff secretly remove and retain organs from dead people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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It's a snort and a lol from me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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LIDDLEBIDDAPOLITICSLADIESNGENNLEMEN(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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Oops tears downs tearsDocumentary on Jimmy Savile as he fucks his way through a disabled kids hospital
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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wow Sporto, and all this *before* The Peroni Hour?I am looking forward to this afternoon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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*Click*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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Live with Lush.In which the ghost of a dead unemployed hod carrier haunts a former Radio One DJ.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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Fun HouseHugh Laurie stars as a Doctor who's aim in life is to make his patients laugh.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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Hollyoakes - Gok wan retrains as a molecular biologist and attempts to create a Holly oak hybrid tree(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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Top GearClarkson snorts his way through a series of unlabelled powders attempting to identify which is the purest sample of nosebag.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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Duncan SwearsPeter Duncan takes young viewers on a journey to explore this history of cunting swearing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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Antigua's RoadshowThe entire population of the small island drive from lands end to John O'Groats.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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John Craven's BoozehoundNews programme for the drinks industry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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Borne SurvivorMatt Damon has to fight Bear Grylls in a rat-infested pit. The only winnner - humanity.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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Aufweidesen pet - live celebrity pet cremations in the ovens of Belson(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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Top GearHeroin reviews, presented by Gareth Jones.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:46,
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Too slow, Monts.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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I did it deliberately you pricksMine is considerably better. GOD I HATE YOU.
Having Gareth Jones presenting its way wittier FFS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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Keep explaining your jokesIt makes them so much funnier.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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Exclamation mark in brackets(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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My family and other Animals - Bert "from the internet" shags his way through his immediate family and the residents of Whipsnade zoo(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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Rolf's Anal HospitalComedy series where everyone's favourite Aussie tries to guess what has been shoved up the patient's arse
"Do you know what it is yet?"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:49,
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Hair HuntersAl's barber tries to style him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:50,
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Presented by Claire BALDING and DUNCAN GOODHEW(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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Wilde at Heart80s popstar and celebrity gardener Kim Wilde tries her hand at open heart surgery with no training other than the advice given through an earpiece by a trained surgeon stationed in another room and observing the operations through a monitor.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:51,
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The Word - fat perverts are sexually humiliated live on air whilst they try and guess the safety word(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:51,
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This isn't that dissimilar to how the original show ended up, after they added that 'Anything to get on TV' bit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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I can still picture a guy licking some fat sweaty mans armpit...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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I watched Shabba Ranks on The Word whilst fried on acid.I thought he sounded like a robot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:00,
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Was that the one where he angered Mark Lamarr?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:01,
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Doesn't seem like it takes a lot to anger Mark Lamarr, to be fair.(
Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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He's presented alongside Jamie Oliverin my list of Fat-Lipped Potential Spitters Whilst Talking.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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Yes.Good old Shabba said gays should be crucified. A fair point, I thought.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:07,
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Knight CopsHeavily armoured men with swords patrol Cardiff City Centre on a Saturday night with a license to dismember anybody breaking the law.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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MythbustersOfftopic bust myths on QOTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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Bear Grills.A cookery show especially for people who shit in the woods.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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Last of the scummer whinePurple Doris attempts to make one last complaint about the Dept of Work and Pensions whilst being physically and emotional taunted by Battered.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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+ while Nakers dances around in the background adding occasional spiteful comments like an even shitter version of Richard Hammond.(
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Hobley ShittyCameras follow Tina as she shits her way through Bristol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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Junior Kick StartYoung people have to quit smack and then start again. A catchy theme tune is a must.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:54,
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Gran Standold ladies with osteoporosis and forced to stand until they collapse, the winner gets a glass of milk and a petite filous.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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The Fool MontyDepicting one ageing roadie-type's descent into poverty and access woes following a series of extremely poor lifestyle choices.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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YES!This is what I was trying to think of. I knew there was a Monty joke in here somewhere.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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A question of porta quiz show where contestants must guess the vintage port that stunned poster has been drinking just from the colour of his nose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:56,
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CrackerjackThe adventures of a white man called John in Harlem.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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Dog the Mounty HunterIn which Duane moves to Canada and tracks the local police.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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Ski Sundaea 1970s Delia Smith show where she chops a banana into a pot of yoghurt and tries to pass it off as a 'recipe'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:01,
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Of course that's a recipe.if it's instructions on how to make something it's a recipe.
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I've got a recipe for you:Take two tablespoons of SHUT UP and stir them into a bowl of FUCK OFF
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:04,
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I have instructions on how to erect a flat pack wardrobe. Is that a recipe?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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YES YOU IDIOT CAN'T YOU READ?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:06,
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Around the World with 80 Gaystravelogue featuring a 30-something lawyer type as she travels the globe searching for 'the one', completely oblivious to the fact that every bloke she starts seeing is a raving chutney woofter with less strength in his wrists than a disabled kitten. And dubious millinery tastes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:04,
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Panarama with BananaramaIn-depth news reports by popular 80's girls band.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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Gregory's GirlFemale lawyer tries to come to terms with being dumped for a man.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:06,
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:(b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1906368
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:08,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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Only Fools and HorsesBarryfromeastenders is let loose in an equine veterninary centre, with hilarious results.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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Doc Martinin which a telecommunications analyst from Norwich has emergency reconstructive surgery on his bumhole
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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Dock Martinin which a telecommunications analyst from Norwich realises that he wants to live the rest of his life as a woman.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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OK that's a lot better than mine(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:20,
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I'm going to a Dads and babies group tomorrow round the corner from my house.Part of me thinks it might be alright, but I'm also concerned that I'm being forced to socialise with a group of men where the only thing we know we have in common is that we successfully ejaculated into a woman's vagina.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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Which TV programme / film is this based on, cos I don't get it?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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SOrry I got boredand started talking about something else.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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Did you go to any antenatal classes?Were you impressed enough by any of the other blokes there to think "Y'know I'd like to socialise with these guys once the baby is born"?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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We did, and they were alright.But I wasn't thinking "Oh God I hope they ask for my phone number so we can meet up just the two of us and have a chance to really connect!"
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:18,
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Only Towels and ArsesIn which Monty tries to play a hilarious joke by exiting the shower with a towel hanging from his penis, but is immediately ejected from the guided tour of Auchscwitz for showing a total lack of respect.
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This Guy at NightThe nocurnal antics of a man creeping around Milton Keynes with equipped with night vision goggles and a hammer
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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Top of the PoopsThe life and times of Pooflake documenting the many locations where he has shat himself in public.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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