reasonableness
are you someone who stands your ground, or are you a pushover? tell us about a time when you were a stroppy cunt or a total wetpants.

alt: name one thing that really irritates you

altalt: what animal is dumber than a chicken?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:57, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alt. people who stop in front of me for no reason forcing me to also stop walking. It makes me feel very uncomfortable and I get this horrible urge to push them out of the way
TWO CHICKENS
( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

yes
this should be illegal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

See also:
20mph in 30 zones - CUNTS!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I wouldn't say I am claustrophobic because I am fine with enclosed space but I feel physically sick if I can't move or feel stuck
If I am in a queue and it moves forward and the person in front of me doesn't move I want to shove them out of the way. Or if I feel boxed in. I do all my shopping online because I hate being in supermarkets with all the fucking trolleys and people in my way. I think Cornwall is ideal for me, I'd probably kill someone in London
( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

blacks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

is this your final answer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

in answer to all three

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

You know what I can't fucking stand about Blacks?
It's that they're all like "BeeeerrrrrQK BeeeerrrrrQK BeeeerrrrrQK" going around laying eggs in a field with their stupid house on stilts being afraid of foxes and all that shit. Does my fucking sweed in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

No, that's chickens, I got them mixed up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

it must have been a black chicken

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Yeah', musta been. Those black chickens that don't lay eggs are cocks though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

this deserves a click

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

[ Reply to Alister/Alex/Alfred ]
I donno man, this Eggy Cup sounds complicated, do you use a fork or a spoon or something?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I'm currently being a stroppy cunt with our Customer Services department
who have just chucked 4 hours emergency work over the wall at us (i.e. me) without even bothering to ask if we were able to do it or actually had any time to do it

Alt:
Cuntstomer Services departments

AltAlt:
Apes - naked ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

It's an emergency.
There isn't time to discuss it, just sort it out please.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Now it turns out to be done out of hours too
Yay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I dig my heels in instinctively.
Best way to get a reasonable reaction from me is to let me cool down, at which point I'll realise I've been unreasonable and come to you with an apology.

Alt: Everything and everyone

Altalt: You.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

and why are you wearing heels?
trying to beat stunned?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Because they make me feel beautiful.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

why, where are you wearing them?
over your face?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)

So you'll be apologising to that silly cow from yesterday then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Haha, no.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I'm pretty amiable and easygoing, I'll do whatever you want baby, just ask, it's ok, we're ok, everything's...ok
alt: I've been struggling to sign up to a course through the OU and every single part of it has been horrendous. Why must everything be so difficult oh god one day I'm going to kill everyone in the world

altalt: Germans.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I'm a very reasonable person.
Alt: People.
Altalt: Pretty sure all animals are unable to speak.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

you're lucky momo isn't here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Parrots can't speak.
Or use the internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

have you not seen any of the momolinks?
he outed battered as the biggest cunt on b3ta
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

well durrr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I heard a pig recite wordsworth the other day

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

If it was Windy don't believe a word he says

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

get fucked.
Alt. today, everyone.

altal;t: a sheep.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

You've got wetpants written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

i knew that would bring you out of hiding, lurkio

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

He's probably been off making some creamy sauce for Monty.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

10cc at a time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I love it, aaah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I had to really rein in my desire to be a cunty bitch last week during trollgate.
Alt: people who sniff. If I'm round anyone who does it constantly, I offer them a tissue. They'll usually then look at me like I've told them they're a smelly cunt or something.
AltAlt: pigeons.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

should let it out.
I, for one, would have laughed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Can you mod this post please B3th

( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

If I were at a swimming pool, or on the beach
I for one would be feel much safer knowing that whilst the lifeguard wasn't present, a few people I don't know personally have his mobile number and can text him if anything happens.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

is that because
the une deux trois quatre cinq?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

i quietly make people do what i want them to
the trick is to make them think it was their idea
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

this one time a bus driver didn't have any change right, but instead of saying 'sorry no change' he just started driving
so I asked him where the rest of my change was, and he had to do a change ticket for 3p. RESULT.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I take no shit from anyone and tend to be brutally honest, part of my legacy from my days in management
Alt: There are way too many please don’t even get me started, Asian female drivers are close to the top of my list

Alt:alt: I’m gonna go with B3th here and agree with Pigeon, Fucking flying rats
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)

You fucking lacist!

( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Fucking damn straight, driving every where at 15 fucking miles an hour

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:41, Reply)

pigeons are cute!
with their beady little eyes and fat feathery bodies and pecky little beaks...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)

OK how about Dozers hamster

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

that's just an unfortunate pawn
in his crazy furry sex games
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)

awn orn
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Swipe I don't think this thread is very good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)

it's not my fault
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

ffs, stand up for yourself

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)

i was just being a wetpants
you stroppy cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)

That's what I was trying to find out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Andrew Marrs!!!!
Edit: Fuck
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Wachyoutalkinabout?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

for the most part I stand my ground
Last night I had a chat with my five year old nephew who told me he hates black people, I didnt know what to say other than thats not okay, he couldnt give me a reason as to why and tried to argue with me
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I think you should black him up for the day and see how he likes being hated

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)