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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's red trouser Monday! What colour are your trousers?
do you live up to any of your online personality traits IRL?

I'm off to Cornwall ina couple of weeks and Morocco in June, are you going anywhere nice this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:30, 167 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Black, like a grown up.
Some, I can be an irritating and unstable cunt, but probably only about 20% as much as online, generally I'm quite nice.

Maybe Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)
azre you say8ing red trousers are for children?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)
If he isn't, I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)
and cunts
and cuntish children.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)
or clowns

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I'm going to the south of france. The inlaws are paying for the flights and we're staying at their house
so it should be a pretty cheap holiday. Which is nice.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Where abouts in Cornwall?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Wait I think I already asked this

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)
nah you haven't it's onl.y jsut been planned
South near Saltash or Saltmarsh...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Rubbish
Saltash might as well be Plymouth. It doesn't count as Cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)
about your bins.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Jeans colour.
Same as always, unless I'm wearing a suit, a kilt, shorts, or playing golf.

IRL i'm still a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)
You fall down stairs more often in real life.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)
How very dare you.
I haven't fallen down stairs since then. A whole 20 years of stair mastery.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
worst super power ever

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
One up on daleks.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Black.
Was in Devon last weekend, lovely place. Got a festival booked, and looking at a trip to somewhere nice for my birthday. Maybe and island somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)
I was in Devon a couple of days ago
You should've waited
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
you fucking knob

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Do you really want to know what colour trousers I am wearing?
My online bear almost no resemblance to the real me.
Except I do live in a yurt.
And only eat organic yoghurt.
But apart from that...

I'm supposed to be going to France in August, but have failed to actually book any time off or make any travel arrangements.

In other news, my day of jollies down in London today has been cancelled :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)
I am heartbroken

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I'm a bit gutted.
I was planning on eating as much free stuff as possible and then getting really drunk at my boss' expense.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)
whta about you trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
If it means that much to you
I am wearing a pair of black trousers.
Gaz me for inside leg measurements.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)
34" 34", right hyeah.
I dread the day my waistband is a larger measurement than my inside leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Fat bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I also didn't realise that anyone other than dick head students or dick head rugby players wore red trousers.
I understand that once the upper class were fans of the red and salmon troo, but I imagine they've stopped out of embarrassment since the fuzzy ducks crowd decided to get in on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Do you now see why I call him Ben Fogle?
PS excellent withering putdown here, WP
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
he really is a Ben Fogle, I see that now.
The problem is that these fashion things that come around, people just sort of latch on to them thanks to photos of the pretty boys or girls in magazines at the forefront of these fashion ventures, I see those same stuck up dick heads pissed up and acting the cunt, the arrogance the attitude, the posturing and peacocking the rudeness and i just think, why would you want to be associated with the uniform of these spoiled, rude, stuck up wank sacks?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Maye you would if you you were one already?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Good job Monty doesn't have a pair of those ridiculous carrot cut jeans, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Two pairs, knit-boy - two pairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
does he?
Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
So he claims. I'm yet to see him wearing them, though.
This indicates to me that he's secretly ashamed of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I had no idea there was a word for that

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I might change my nmae

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)
might be for the best.
Maybe have a look at your wardrobe at home and have a think about how much of it to burn?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)
does thatn include my pink trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)
you do what you like,
But my instant reaction to a man in pink troos is "oh look, another prick, I wonder if this one is a punchy one, or one that likes to vomit in the planters in the garden"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)
I can promise you I ma neither of those people
but i do know of the type you speak about
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I have thought about a dress code for the pub that is just "no red, pink or salmon trousers"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
what about pants?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
This sounds like "hate crime" to me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
I had the misfortune to be in Liverpool on Saturday
I have never seen so many tossers in tweed jackets and knickerbockers in my life, it was like a Fast Show sketch.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
i like tweed...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Tweed is excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
No problems with tweed here either.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
berwick upon tweed is shit

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I disagree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Oh no hang on, it's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
sorry I can't understand your awful scotglish accent

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
but why are the scise wearing it?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Grand National innit
bunch of tossers in tweed and flat caps, plus a load of over-dressed Oompa-Loompas.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Welcome to the cause Comrade.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I'll do what I can.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
start by refusing to serve any gunt in red trousers.
then free drinks for anyone with a mohawk.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
but mohawk wearers are in the same needy camp as red trouserers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
nah, just as needy but different camp.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
What about a red trouser wearing person with a mohawk?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Black, like my soul - hopefully I won't be a victim of hate crime as a result.
I'm going to Germany at some point, because I love Nazis and I love lager.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
They do make good lager in Germany.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Its name is derived from a German word donchaknow.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)
You're a yurt prick donchaknow

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)
From Russian yurta, via French or German from Turkic jurt.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I prefer the Mongolian term 'ger' myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)
I like the English "hut", "tent" or "hovel"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Well I suppose it's nice that you're showing an interest in our language, you Gallic tosser.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Reinheitsgebot innit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I'm going to Barcelona
because I like hairy women and sleeping during the day.

I don't have an online persona, I'm very honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)
red cords?
and some kind of flannel shirt?
you are the worst

I'm going to russia in a couple of weeks, I think someone here went to russia recently. Where should I go in russia?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)
go to the kremlin and give putin a hug. he loves hugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Why is it red trouser Monday?
I bet some daft bint wore white trousers and forgot to tampon up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Because he's a Ben Fogle prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Ah, so it's not actually some waqqi charity day nationwide
just Nakers having shit dress sense?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)
*nose/point*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)
bit early for coke old boy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Balderdash and piffle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Seconded
I'd forgotten just how much I enjoyed ramming powders up my nose and am determined to do more of it in a manner most unbecoming of a gentleman of my age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)
It's the future, Jerreh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Alright "Peter Kay"
*ducks and covers*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
No ducking for me, Phoenix Nights is on my top three comedy shows ever, I consider it a work of untrammelled genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I'm wearing shorts.
They're grey, like my personality.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)
oh lordy I _knew_ they'd be a new thread, i'm gonna repost this lololololololol
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305358/Vodafone-Kevin-Waldrum-runs-91-184-phone-calling-daytime-chat-line-alleviate-loneliness.html?ITO=socialnet-facebook-dailymail
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)
What a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)
THAT BLOKE'S A BIT OF AN IDIOT TOO!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)
WAY HAY

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
In that situation shouldn't he just go bankrupt?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
At the very least he should find a cheaper source of wank material.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
If he's lonely and wants to moan about his ex, he should come here!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Grey. It's the new black.
I'm going to Paris in June. It was going to be Italy but have found a nice deal.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I'm pretty certain it's the same language anyway

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
*shrugs*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Fawn slacks
I don't have any personality, on or off-line.

Probably going to Cornwall for a week in June with mates, that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)
made out of baby deers?
you callous bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Sexy sexy deer

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
That's a urinal minefield.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Jeans today, so blue.
I am somewhat ham-fisted at times.

On hols right now, breakfast stop on way to Dorset. Going Scotland later in the year.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I'm probably slightly more offensive online than I am IRL
but that's your fault, you cunts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I'm wearing jeans. Red trousers are for lolwaqqi flids
I am as handsome IRL as I am online.

Turkey.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Jeans
No, from the one and only bit of feedback I have had apparently I am actually quite likeable IRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
light grey.
I am nothing like my online self irl.

Holidays- Brittany this summer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Black, but I broke the button while running for the bus
I think I need to eat sensibly for a while.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
i'm even wittier in real life. You can see the jazz hands in real life.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
even witter eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
please check my sig.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
But are you more or less charming?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
^ terrible racism ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Blue suit. Pink shirt today.
I am quite similar to my online personality. And I do like a beer.

I have had 9 nights in Cyprus, I am going to Berlin ina few weeks and I am going to California for 3 weeks in September. Can't wait.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I knew I didn't like you for a reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
There's surely more than one reason to dislike the cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
yeah, pink shirts are for pricks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Real men wear pink. FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Keep telling yourself that, poshboy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
chicks dig it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Jolly hockeysticks ones, maybe.
Were you a house prefect?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
funily enough I was never promoted either at prep or public school, too norty innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Salmon Pink ftw.
Have you got a nice Hackett shirt with the red trousers?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
nah, not today
I did wear my haccket shirt with my pink trousers though...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Oh God, Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
did you just cum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
More or less the exact opposite. I sort of reverse-came.
I was so suddenly and violently turned off that my cock jumped inside out and chucked my muck all over my liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
yourn liver is gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
breakfasttablelolz
mit coffeesplatter

*click*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I used to wear Hackett deoderant, until I realised it was for pricks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
You'd been rubbing it under your arms instead, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Berlin is excellent.
I really enjoyed my few days there, albeit I loathed the cold. Going for something specific, or just for a nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Nothing specific.
I have family in Berlin albeit I haven't been for 10 years. First time for Mrs though and I think she will love it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
albeit macht frei, that's what I say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Only they were never frei
no matter how much they arbeited.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Well the gates weren't big enough for
'the US army from the west and the rapidly-approaching Russian forces from the east make you frei'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I have been told repeatedly that I am much more jovial 'eye arr elle'.
The weirdest one I had was 'you're much better looking than your screen name suggests' - I mean eh? Should I have gone for 'Monty Handsome Boyce' perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
It's almost like internet girls are desperate for cock.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I've never been told that.
I assume "Kroney" accurately reflects my level of handsomeness, or lack thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
That's because you're hideous.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
AND terrible with women.
A perfect face for the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Reminds them of Chrones

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
(Crohn's)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
please check my sig.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Nah, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I do sort of assume you have a touch of the edmonds about you

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I don't own two hats, if that's what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
:-O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
And while I often think about 9/11
Saying that is still freaks my nut out is not entirely accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Why, it's only Two Hats, everyone!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Hello dear boy
Are we well?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Absolutely tip-top, old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
CAPITAL

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I had only just managed to forget this, and now you crush me all over again

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Sorry Glued
but I'm tired of living a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Mind blown.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
You working at butlins?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
that's jackets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I'm not wearing any trousers
you like that don't you
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Did anyone watch Dr Who on Saturday.
That episode was fucking shit except for the one bit when he shouted at the sun. Like fucking songs of praise in space it was. Wank.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I ma totally surprised by this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Yeah I didn't think much of last week's Tweenies either.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Yeah, I didn't think The Clangers was up to its normal standard either
fuck off, I don't know any recent kids programmes
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post1925796
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Little tangle said to me at the end of it "I didn't really get that episode"
I replied "No, it wasn't very good, was it?"
"No"

Give the kids what they want, BBC - daleks killing everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Filler episode innit.
And the fact they repeated the line "oh my stars" three times means that will be important in 10 hours time.

Oh what clever writing that is.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Yeah, all that clues building up throughout the series bit is wasted on little kids.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

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