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Stomp cos I don't like people who ignore me without giving a reason. Will you be avoiding all news broadcasts tomorrow, or dressing in blue especially for the day?
alt: lunch
altalt: Best dunking biscuit?
altaltalt: Worst food combination you've ever seen?
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this thread and your mum haha !!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:24,
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I will be going to near london on the train, I hope it doesn't kick offthen the next day I will being going to russia, I'm going to russia.
my only major food nemesis is turkish delight, it's like pot pouri jelly
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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or solidified granny fanny batter in other words(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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I guess that's how they make ita hose connected to a granny, with the other end releasing a constant stream of bubbles into a vat of molten hoofs. The grannys are being force fed christmas dinner by a french man with a funnel
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:36,
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Can yo9u send this as a request to that guy that'll draw anything you like in MS Paint?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:37,
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Jim'll Paint ItI fucking love that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:41,
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He might consider it a little bit porn-y(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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I'm sure some strategic pot [plants can help with that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:43,
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Hahahahaha yeahYeah hahahahaha
hahahahaha
yeah
Yeah hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahaha yeah
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Hey FRank, have you thought about "checking in" again, you know, just till you feel better?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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1. Neither2. Big loaf of bread and some ham - no offence
3. Biscuits are shit
Altalt: Hawaiian pizza
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:30,
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Racist(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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do you have a big mug or just dunk individual slices?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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I fill my tea mug with pineapple chunks, stick a pizza base over my face and get Una Stubbs to shit tea into my mouth.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:37,
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Two wordsSounds like Roney's Threezer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:38,
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Presliced ham or a joint?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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Nothing better than a ham sandwich made with thick slabs of hamroughly cut off a joint.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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You know what? I'm with you thereI like pineapple, and I like pizza...but together? No thank you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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I don't even think pizzas even come fro Hawaii.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:45,
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alt: none, left it at homealtalt: chocolate hob nob
altaltalt: gonz + his imagination.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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MehAlt: yes please
Altalt: B3ths dog
altaltalt: Trifle
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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Fuck you and the Trifle you rode in on GRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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How can you not like trifle you fucking food spaz?First rich tea biscuits and now this. I have no respect for you left at all. None.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:43,
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Fuck you FrenchyTrifle is just wrong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:45,
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Couldn't give a shiteAlt:
Tuna baguette
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McVities Dark Chocolate Digestive
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Mum Vs Food
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:37,
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I will tut at it for a bit. Then I'm going to West Ham vs Man Utd.
Alt: Pasta and romano potatoes.
Alt alt: Dark chocolate digestive.
Alt alt: Anything with raisins/currants in.
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Do they play in the same league?I thought West Ham were "fucking shit"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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I think Christmas cake might be the worst food item on earth.I'd rather eat raw yak's penis than that shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:41,
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Christmas cake + mature cheddar = win(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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Jamaican thing is bun and cheese that works well(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:44,
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oh god what is wrong with you christ oh godI'm going to have to try this
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:44,
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Fucking lovely it is chief(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:45,
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I have relatives in the north east and have been served this.It works rather well.
Needs lots of port though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:46,
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:(He's more a part of the family than a pet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:45,
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And Xmas pud, wedding cakes, Soreen. I like Coronation chicken sarnies but a lot of places fuck it up by putting currants in.
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raisons make a coronation chicken sandwich you mouth wrong(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:46,
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Coronation chicken is wrong on any level - raisins or otherwise.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:47,
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Soreen malt loaf reminds me of going camping(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:46,
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I shall, as usual, get my news from Chompy's linksalt: I quite fancy a ham sandwich now.
altalt: ginger nut
altaltalt: monkfish curry. A noble effort, but they didn't really manage to pull it off.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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But tuna on its own is ok?Explain yourself, man.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:44,
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tee heewww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1934780
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:46,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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There are so many things wrong with this statement, that I don't even know where to begin(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:47,
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Tuna steak is good, though - I take it you mean tinned?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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The former where possible, although working in central london it's impossible to ignore it entirely.also I'll probably watch footage of any protest after the even. for the lulz and that.
Alt: not yet it isn't. but when it is I shall be having a healthy meal of salad and couscous. /hippy.
AltAlt: Rich Tea, unless you lack the skill, in which case digestive.
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AltAltAlt: I'm with Monty on comedy pizza.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:46,
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I cannot think of anything more pointless and less likely to effect change than protesting against a dead personwho even when she was alive famously ignored protests
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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I cannot imagine it doing anything worth while, but it would be fun to watch.and even more fun to do if I didn't value my job.
I don't imagine anyone thinks it's make a difference as much as make a point.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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what point?"We didn't like someone's politics from 30 years ago and now she's dead we want to reiterate this point by wasting police time and money and trashing some parts of London?"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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that'll send a message back in time to keep some defunct old industries alive at tax payers expense!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:54,
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YESSSSSS*smashes bank window*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:02,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:04,
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I do not claim to speak for any putative protesters,however I suspect it would be the point that one's sins should not be forgotten or glossed over just because one is dead, and also that many people object strenuously to £10m of state money being spent on the funeral of a millionaire, especially under the current economic climate, when the money could well be spend on better things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:09,
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Both perfectly valid points.Which are better expressed in ways that don't involve gloating and throwing bins through shopfronts.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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+costing the taxpayer even more money in policing costs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:12,
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This is a remarkably good point(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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Nothing says 'valid political statement'like smashing up a load of businesses and generally being a prick at vast expense to the hard-pressed national coffers, without even offering a coherent alternative. That's what I say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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I wonder where all the trustafarian "occupy" protesters are now?Oh yeah that's right in their "attic flats" in their parents Notting Hill houses, waiting to dig out their tents again for "Glasto" and "Bestival" where they are totes dressing up as horses for the lols!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:01,
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Hopefully they're all being raped by randy Indians whilst 'discovering themselves' in Kathmandu(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:02,
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This is really quite offensive, I'm almost sorry(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:03,
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Yeah but you're not, are you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:03,
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I don't think I said it's be a valid political statement.merely that it would be fun to watch. much like foot ball I imagine.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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There are some fussy little bitches on this website.I'll eat almost anything and fucking love it.
Except eyeballs and liver, anyway.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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they have a multitude to made up allergies to go with their weak constitutions.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:50,
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I am as strong as an ox(apart from my back)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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I can imagine them all, weak and pasty, sitting in their rooms at their mum's house in front of WoWblaming their eczema and lack of attractiveness to women on tuna, or broccoli or fucking trifle, of all things.
Anything to try and forget that actually they're weedy, ugly little cunts.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:53,
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I do love it when you get your rage on(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:54,
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Now you get it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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Yeah best we becareful we don't pull our backs out HIGH END GAMING(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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Gave myself gout in both toes by dropping a server on one and then trying to bea ballet dancer. Nothing weedy and unmasculine about that shit, harters.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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Since when have we ever let the truth come between a good piss take?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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Yeah, no Marks. Because they only eat frozen burgers from Sainsbury'sbecause waaaaaaah, I don't like it, Muuuuuuum ABLOOBLOOBLOO
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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TAKE IT AWAY MUM TAKE IT AWAY WAAAAHHHHH FISSSSSHES IT HURTSSSSS USSSSSSS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:00,
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GOD I FUCKING HATE THEM THE FUCKING CUNTS COMING ON HERE ANDE MOANING ABOUT THEIR NON EXISTENT TRIFLE LADEN LOVE LIVES THE FUCKING CUNTS. (, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Anybody that doesn't like trifle doesn't like girlsand THAT'S A FUCKING FACT
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:02,
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YESSSSSSS*TRIFLE FIVES!!!!!*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:04,
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Right thats it I'm arranging for Battered To get you lot on a staircase
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:06,
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LATER THAT DAY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:07,
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THATS RIGHTGet an angry midget to fight your battles for you because you're too limp wristed from lack of trifle to throw a decent punch, you cock-noshing HELMET
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:08,
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Come on admit it the gif is funny(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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Yeah, that's pretty good.I'm wondering where they found a late period Elvis suit that small.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:11,
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That won't work. You see, I actually, for some strange reason, like Stunned and Monty.You, on the other hand, I merely tolerate.
EDIT: Also Kroney is a good chap, despite his terrible taste in clothing. And being French.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:11,
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Alright Susan, calm down.Edited. Alright?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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Monty and KroneyNot Stunned and I needed an excuse to use the Gif
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:12,
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probably about 7 pints by now. It's nearly half 12.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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Nothing at all Stunned you're OK(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:27,
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Typical French(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:50,
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ha ha (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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TYPICAL MARRS!!!!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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