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I just did a bunny hop on a Segway over Steve Jobs' rotten corpse
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:12,
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iLie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:13,
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Why would google have Steve Jobs' corpse
THINK Boyce, THINK
See me after class, you can think about what you've done then
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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Steve Jobs = obsessive lunatic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
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android are slaying apple and have been gloating
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
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FINE your detention is cancelled
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:18,
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the fake grass seats have signs on them.
signs which say 'keep ON the grass'! They're just turning traditional thinking upside down! The utter, utter benders.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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Are you working in some sort of hipster commune today?
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
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yes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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THANKS FOR THE EXPOSITION
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME GRASS
TAKE
THAT, SOCIETY!
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Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
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Waqqi bastards.
Are you imagineering solutions to problems?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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He's attending the "How To Use Amazon For Dummies" starter class
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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roffle
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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Let's hope they don't ask him the difference between what he has in stock and the price!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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No, thats on the difficult exam at the end of the day
Before they get their party bags and jelly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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I was insentivised towards an outrageous new paradigm
I flew it up a flag pole, a few users saluted it, so we blue skied the whole deal! Long story short, we were back in Zurich in time for croissants and mochaccino!
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Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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Mr Boyce please head upstairs to meeting room 1B
BUT WAIT the meeting room is on the ROOF and it's outside!
A man in a suit and shorts says 'Welcome, to the dreamatorium'
The table is made of jelly
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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I'd like to work there
or at least, have a birthday party there. Although, I said the same thing about McDonalds.
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Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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wow are you here too?
come and say hello. I'm in the segway room
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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Sorry man can't stop to chat
Wacky Greg has some ideas he wants to run past me, about putting a search engine in a roaming robotic cow, that stops at street corners to moo the top searches in that postcode at passing cars
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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I@M IN!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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Shut it Patpepetaptaptpepaptptitis
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36,
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Really?
Because if you say you did, I'll believe you.
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Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
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I totes did
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:18,
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Monty = My new hero
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Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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Steve Jobs didn't work for Google.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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Oh for god's sake
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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He worked for apple, and pixar
NOT google
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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apple, and pixar One Stop
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Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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Have you read his biography?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:24,
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NO
any cursory read of a newspaper or light reading magazine article will have revealed his working background
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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He truly was a nutter
Refused treatment for his cancer in favour of eating vegetables until it had spread through his entire body.
Used to only eat apples for a week
Shit like that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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Fair point on the aversion to medical input on a treatable cancer until it was too late.
The rest of his life was more 'driven'. Beats being sat on his arse as a drone in an accounts office or whatevs
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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To the point of excluding his family most of the time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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Is it inspiring?
Will it make me hate liver too?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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No, just weird
He was basically a 3 year old kid running a company. Used to scream and shout at people then burst into tears. Wouldn't eat properly.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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He looked like a bit of a cunt.
I am not normally wrong about these things.
People like that, with that much power and influence, often need a punch in the head. Just to remind them they are physical beings and that you can fuck their shit up at will.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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I think this may have helped
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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It was the polo neck sweaters that did it for me.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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Not enough cardigan, eh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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Didn't he disown his daughter, tell everyone he was sterile for years, then finally say 'lol no actually she's mine'
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36,
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Pretty much, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:37,
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I like his style
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:38,
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Why are you pretending to be in the Google offices today Boyce?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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I'm at a Google conference
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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A "goonference"?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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OYAH MY LUG 'OLE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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Exactly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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Watch you don't fall in the water
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:30,
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I bet you're fucking loving it.
They better have good wifi connections in their offices.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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Amanda Thatcher is not too bad looking.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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Are you fucking kidding me?!
She looks like ANDREW MARR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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I dunno.
She's just made "the list".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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Evangelical Christian as well.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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They are fucking FILTH.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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Therefore is filthy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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Of course she has, she's female.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:43,
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Are you on a lot of Acid right now?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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Alright, bender?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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Morning you lanky bastard
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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NO :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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Not a lot, no
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Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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just a normal working amount
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36,
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Are you at a job interview at Tangles' place or some shit?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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Ask them if the office runs slower
After they've had the glaziers in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36,
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Depends if they have chrome frames.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:46,
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^tech jokes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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I see no jokes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:00,
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You need to be able to see hidden jokes
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:06,
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I've been to "Innocent Towers" which is similarly wacky
got lots of free smoothies though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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I like Innocents packaging
It is actually interesting to read
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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Northerners literature here ; )
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:43,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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Innocent Towers....
Current occupants, Bartleby, Stuart Hall and Kevin Webster.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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Has anyone heard from Frank today?
After the relentless bulling yesterday Iām worried about him
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:47,
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Momo is currently picking away at his distended anus that pink socked out when he hanged himself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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Excellent imagery
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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That is not a nice image to promote this close to lunch
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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Why? Were you planning on eating distended anus today?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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nom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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Someone pulled *his* pork, and no mistake!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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B3th please ewwwwwwwwwww
*reaches for the mindbleach*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:53,
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No McDonalds for HH
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:54,
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:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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A "chicken McSphincter"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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With anal rings
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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and a muck flurry
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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80
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58,
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80 chicken McSphincters for Harters.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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With goatse cheese
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:01,
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ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:04,
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2 girls served him but he only got 1 cup
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11,
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MAKEITSTOP MAKEITSTOP MAKEITSTOP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:15,
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IMAGE MARRS!!!!!!!!!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50,
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Ha ha. Yeah. Check he's still alive. Ha ha yeah.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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check em
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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we have a laugh round here don't we
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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I hope you had an iWank in their wacky bogs
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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I had a wank into you mum's eyes if that helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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I just repaired my vacuum cleaner.
I am a GOD in this house right now.
Except that I can't destroy worlds; just edit ones that already exist.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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was it clogged with chicken bones?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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Why would it be clogged with chicken bones?
You really are a bent spastic.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50,
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because in some kinky geriatric Weston sex game you shoved the nozzle up a chicken's poop chute and sucked out it's skeleton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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That would SHIRLEY have to be a horse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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I also repaired my vacuum cleaner last weekend
*highfives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50,
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We should totally get together and talk about manly DIY type stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50,
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I'm reading this as "soapy titwank"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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That sucks
tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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groan
Why did I laugh at this?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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Because you're still thinking about soapy titwanks.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:53,
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Always
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:54,
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Because.....I put it to you.....
That you sir, are easily impressed.
*rests case*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:54,
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I hoover up shit like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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You're Dyson with death
with gags like that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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cyclols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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You can't argue with the vax.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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Henry MOAR gags like this
and I'll report you the B3th when she wakes up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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haha all you had to do was to put 50p into the lecy meter !!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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Oh, Rory.
I've missed YOU most of all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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chicks dig my sartorial elegance babygirl
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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Oh cool, are we bullying Dozer next?
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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i don't see why not
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58,
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Count me in
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58,
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it probably needs a thread all of its own
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:00,
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I think it will backfire on us
And he would only revel in the fact that his name is being mentioned
Best we all just put him on 2.0
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:03,
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I dunno if our vacuum cleaner works, the Irish woman who cleans for us is the only one who uses it
She's not complained though so it's probably fine
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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Mine was clogged up with bits of plaster and piping
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58,
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Did you murder the Venus de Milo?
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:03,
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he gave her polonium 210
administered, wait for it, wait for it ...
intravenusly
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:09,
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GRONE
we do have a laugh here
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11,
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Hahaha yeah.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11,
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hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:12,
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Yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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That poor, 'armless statue...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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haha, we have a right laugh here don't we
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:12,
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Women am puttee in his hands.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:14,
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haha, we have a right laugh here don't we
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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\o/
WE DO NOW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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check em
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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how is your anus?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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Franky.....do you remember me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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WTF

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11,
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i.imgur.com/20RrPlZ.png
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:12,
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he looks like someone i met from here once
except slightly hotter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:14,
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ARGH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:15,
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STEVE JOBS IS NOT GOOGLES
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:02,
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I for one am glad you have cleared that one up Gluey
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:03,
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erm what
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Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:04,
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GOD Y U KNO NOTHIN?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18,
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YES HE CUNTING WELL IS
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:07,
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i just did a new thread
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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