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	Ha ha ha What a bunch of pricks
 	metro.co.uk/2013/04/18/terrorists-who-planned-to-blow-up-ta-centre-with-toy-car-jailed-3640009/"Iqbal and Ahmed spoke about making an improvised explosive device (IED) based upon instructions in an al-Qaeda manual entitled ‘make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom – by the al-Qaeda chef’Fuck even the cooks make bombs, what should we do to rehabilitate Terrorists?
Alt: I could really eat Cherry pie and ice cream, what would you really like?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:33,
	
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	Metro fucks my browser so I'm not going to click it.
 	Also metro is shit.
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	I thought you would like it, seeing as it's free
 	It pretty much says everything on the link title
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:36,
	
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	I'd really like an American Fridge/Freezer
 	IS THIS OK?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:36,
	
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	Much better
 	How long do they take to import
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:37,
	
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	6-9 months in quarantine
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:37,
	
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	They don't put them in quarantine
 	They go in to cold storage.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:41,
	
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	They have no legs
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:56,
	
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	Alt: A decent thread.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:36,
	
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 	thread meal
Zing
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:37,
	
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	Good ZUNGING
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:39,
	
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	I fear I have peaked to early
 	and will no longer be able to produce a quality zing for the rest of the day
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:55,
	
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	My pizza is in the oven,
 	its got great stuff all over it, and i'm really looking forward, i only ate an apple for breakfast so i'm starving.
I've also downloaded some music on recommendation from a friend, looking forward to listening to that too.
What i'd really like is some sort of idea of what i can do if i'm actually going to leave the pub trade.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:39,
	
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	Become a international hitman
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:43,
	
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	i don't want to hurt people.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:43,
	
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	Become an international hugman
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:48,
	
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	and her.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:47,
	
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	FUCK
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:49,
	
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	What are you good at?
 	
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	i dunno, people is all I've ever done, i am good a what i do, but I can't deal with these hours any more.
 	I'll be honest, it's starting to effect things with me and Ladypig.
I'm good with my hands, cars, and DIY and gardening etc.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:49,
	
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	How much money will you need?
 	
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	not a huge amount, 
 	as long as i'm getting around 20k i can pay mortgage and stuff, might have to cut back a couple of luxuries, but that would be sustainable for a new start somewhere. Maybe even a little less if Ladypig is willing to help support while i retrain
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	Retail managment?
 	Can be pretty great money and the big chains have good prospects. Not great hours, but better than a pub.
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	yeah, i thought about that, would at least get some of my evenings back, 
 	but weekends are the big thing.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:54,
	
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	Most the places I know that aren't 24 hours
 	will do one on one off. Which is much better than you're getting now I assume.
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	yeah. 
 	i will look in to that.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02,
	
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	You could work in a petrol station
 	 You have long hair right?
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:25,
	
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	Man with a van: Mussel for hire.
 	£30/hour, i'll clean your car, help you move shit about, do a bit of gardening/DIY, get up on a ladder...etc.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:51,
	
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	i can't really risk going self employed with a mortgage to pay
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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	Can you go part time on both? 
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09,
	
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	Whatcha good at that you enjoy?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:49,
	
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	cooking, but i'm not going back in the kitchen again,
 	otherwise, no real tangible stuff.cars, and DIY
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:53,
	
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	Get an old UPS type delivery van 
 	Using your impressive DIY and Car fixing skills make it into a Catering van, only trade during lunch times, doing nommy pulled pork and the like at some swanky high flyer type spot
\o/ HTH \o/
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:59,
	
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	that would be cool, 
 	but i don't really have the money to upfront a business.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:01,
	
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	Arrange for Monty to mug you on the way to the bank
 	£30K+ would get you started and Monty would think the Fiver you paid him was a kings ransom
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02,
	
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	Market stall + BBQ + Meat
 	
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	^^ This is also a good idea ^^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:20,
	
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	Is there any scope for staying in 'the trade' but moving up the ladder, so you don't have to deal with the daily shite?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:57,
	
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	Someone in Weston is looking for a pub manager.
 	I saw it yesterday when I was searching. Of course, the only downside to that is that you'd have to live in Weston...
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:59,
	
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	That's what he already does.
 	He's looking to move jobs, not move somewhere shit.
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	Sorry, I read 'if I'm going to leave the pub trade'
 	and assumed it wasn't a done deal yet.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02,
	
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	This is the problem I've been having
 	Things I'm good at and things I'd like to do - not always the same.
On the plus side, though, at least you've got some employment history behind you. I've been self-employed for so long I might as well have just written "Do not employ this person" all over my CVs.
And you're under thirty, which is another bonus.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:58,
	
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	The under 30 thing doesn't matter.
 	Oh wait, I forgot you were a woman
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	Thing is, if I'd been off raising children, that would be fine.
 	But working for myself? Not even getting a foot in the door :-(
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:01,
	
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	Your refusal to work anywhere else apart from Weston super Mare probably doesn't help you.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02,
	
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	Who wouldn't want to work in WsM?
 	It's a thriving economic hub.
Oh, wait. No. the other one. A shit hole.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:06,
	
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	Unofficially most employers want their female employees to be past child-bearing age.
 	But they really prefer male employees, to be on the safe side.
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	I keep pointing out that I have no home ties
 	no kids likely to be ill, can work antisocial hours as needed, all that nonsense.
I know the situation is dire these days, and there's anything up to 200 applicants for some jobs, but I'm not even getting the courtesy of a 'fuck off' email any more. in fact, a lot of them ask you not to contact them either, so asking for feedback is out, too.
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	Lighty mentioned something about a job for a Bongo player not long ago
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:07,
	
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	hahaha
 	yeah, I could probably do that job, too.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:07,
	
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	+ using my wrinkled saggy titties.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	How very dare you?
 	My breasts may be pendulous and saggy, but they are far from wrinkled.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09,
	
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	Lies on the internet.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10,
	
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	Are you working towards asking for pictures for proof?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10,
	
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	He's met me already.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:11,
	
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	Yuk. Certainly not. Blurgh.
 	* Says hello to lunch again *
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:11,
	
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	When I go full-on KFC
 	your name and your horrendous bullying will be mentioned in my note.
You beast.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:12,
	
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	I should hope so.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13,
	
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	Full-on as opposed to the current situation where you scoff a bargain bucket but don't actually top yourself?
 	
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	Ha ha
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:14,
	
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	+ r r 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:14,
	
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	That sir is indeed TJ
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09,
	
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	I'm sure he remembers the gif in question.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10,
	
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	Nope.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:12,
	
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	It was a fat bird playing bongos with her boobs.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13,
	
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	Ah.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13,
	
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	 In case you missed it first time 
 	The link in the link is NSFW
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1911632EDIT: Whoops it helps if I copy in the link
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:24,
	
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	What sort of jobs are you going for?
 	People seem to be desperate for webbies, if you're willing to spend some time learning.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:24,
	
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	This is the guy they're still looking for
 	cs10755.vk.me/u160300242/-6/x_b495bca9.jpg
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	Diana RossZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:54,
	
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	They're making TWO new xboxes. 
 	A big one and a little one, the little one is supposed to be like AppleTV and let you play 360 games.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:55,
	
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	Where's that from?
 	
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	VGLeaks has lots of collaborated info.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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	Just a wild guess
 	but I'm thinking Microsoft
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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	Microsoft
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02,
	
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	ANDREWMARRSOFT
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:03,
	
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	HA ha 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:04,
	
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	They're probably going to need to make more than two.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:00,
	
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 	to make more than two a bigger boat
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:05,
	
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	Woohoo.
 	Friday o'clock!
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:06,
	
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	Are you in the pub already?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	Not yet, no.
 	Just delighted that it's Friday.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	\o/
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:23,
	
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	Another hour to go here
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:08,
	
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	An hour?  
 	Part timer!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:16,
	
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	I might hobble down the pub in a bit.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:17,
	
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	Hire a Mobility thing with a really loud horn
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:19,
	
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	I like this idea.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:20,
	
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	Catch a bus
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:22,
	
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	The pub is closer than the nearest bus stop.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:26,
	
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	Lazy cunt
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:27,
	
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	Like you haven't already spent a couple of hours in the pub today.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:17,
	
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	No, mate.  
 	Been at desk all day today.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:29,
	
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	You keep a bottle in your bottom drawer though, right?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:31,
	
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	Sadly not.  
 	I have got a decent bottle of Barolo in my drawer but that's a Chrimbo remnant.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:34,
	
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	We're past Easter now.
 	Jesus wouldn't have wanted you to leave it indefinitely.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:35,
	
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	It's a 2008.  
 	It's only getting better now.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:38,
	
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	Thanks Prof Brian Cox
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40,
	
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	A quick google around suggests you need to leave it ten years.
 	I'm not sure I have the patience or willpower to do that.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40,
	
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	I have never drunk a wine costing more than £10 to buy at home
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:44,
	
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	You beat me to my Lolarious hit man and her gag :(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09,
	
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	I now want to start a market stall just selling Tayaabs style lambchops £2 each.
 	
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	and homebrew
 	
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	I still think there is a gap in the market for a decent place pairing good Indian food with good British beer.
 	I'd go there anyway.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:32,
	
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	Me too.  
 	Or top drawer burgers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:35,
	
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	The posh burger market is pretty full now, missed the boat on that.
 	
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	True enough.  
 	None near me oddly.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:39,
	
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	Too rough round your way, ain't it?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
	
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	Prolly
 	but the houses are expensive.  People must just go out elsewhere.
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	+nips
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37,
	
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	There's one 15 miles or so from me
 	downstairs local real ale pub, upstairs full-on curry house.
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	Too far north.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36,
	
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	Last time I was in BIrmingham there was one on Broad St
 	
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	It's probably a lap-dancing bar now.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
	
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	As long as the beer is still downstairs and the baltis are upstairs, I'm still in
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:45,
	
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	Balti is a shit midlands invention.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
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 	Balti Coventry
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
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	WARWICKSHIRE!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
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 	shit midlands invention type of steel container it's served in
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:51,
	
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	It translates as 'bucket'
 	There is no such dish in India.
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	baltis deep.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
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	Free Naan(a)
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
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	Korma nyourface
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49,
	
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	Liqure in the front, poker in the reer.rair.rare.raer.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40,
	
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	Sounds like there's an echo
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40,
	
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	rear
 	
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	I'm in
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28,
	
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 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938976
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28,
	
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	WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:38,
	
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	CHOP CHOP
 	
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	When I was last in London this Chinese guy got trapped in the tube doors
 	I used the words "chop chop"* Me and my son was in stiches
On our way back to the hotel I noticed a chinese resturant called Chop Chop facing Kings Cross which started us laughing all over again
*Chop chop means hurry up
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
	
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	+ KILDERKIN
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
	
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	LAMBTASTIC
 	
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	TAYYABAWAYS
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40,
	
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	That's THEFT
 	
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	INTELLECTUALCHOP
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43,
	
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	I could call it PsychoChop
 	
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	Sounds charming
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
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	This is by far the best suggestion.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
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	start up like that are pretty much doomed to failure
 	for every innocent there's like a thousand lead zepplins leading to alcoholism, premature baldness, suicide that sort of stuff.
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43,
	
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	WHY DONT I JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE EH?!?!?
 	
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	i'm not writing it off completely, it's just it's in the victuals 'industry' which is notoriously fickle. You also have zero starting capital, nor trading history to take to a viable lender.
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49,
	
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	And it'll pretty much only be seasonal, who wants lamb chops outside in the rain.
 	
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	*raises hand*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:52,
	
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	Monty, after a disagreement about windows?
 	
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	burger/ ice cream vans, maybe with a posh twist for somewhere with money would be a better bet
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53,
	
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 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938926
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:56,
	
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	yeah that or whatever
 	it's an area that has all this territorial stuff so there's the chance of being kneecapped.
As a start up it's handy as you're off teh IR radar
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58,
	
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	If you sell them already cooked, wrapped in a piece of kitchen roll
 	Then yeah still no-one will want them, soz
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53,
	
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	Give WP a job in your property empire.  
 	He's good at DIY.  He can keep the firm's motors going.  21k a year.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:46,
	
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	No give me a job,
 	I hate everyone involved in property, I'll be an enforcer £30k a year.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
	
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	No, give me a job.
 	I don't know much and I'll dick around on b3ta all day. £35k a year.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
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	£65K - final offer
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
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	If you want to move to Cork  (and can speak Russian) we'll hire you
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
	
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	Åáàòü åãî. ß äàì åìó èäòè.
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54,
	
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	....and on that farm he had a cow
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54,
	
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	With a Peroni here and a Peroni there...
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:56,
	
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 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1939035
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57,
	
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	why aye why aye ho
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57,
	
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	Yeah.  B3ta doesn't like Russian symbols.  
 	Fucken' typical.  That's why I don't give the cunts any money.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57,
	
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	More evidence of rob's blatant racism.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58,
	
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	I'm afraid the post of being sarcastic to customers, and making staff cry has already been filled
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:50,
	
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	Happy the man who is paid for his hobbies.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:51,
	
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	You could go into semi-retirement and just go skiing all the time.  
 	You can't afford NOT to employ him!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53,
	
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	sozzers stunned, TUIB is right, it's not even a hobby, ITS A VOCATION
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54,
	
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	I tried.  
 	NO ONE CAN SAY I DIDN'T!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:55,
	
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	Rory is a workaholic control freak - there is no way he is handing over the reins.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:55,
	
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	i've tried to start a new thread
 	we'll see what happens eh?
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