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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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someone should do a new threadwhat time do you get up? are yoiu a morning or evening person?
Alt: roses, quality street, heros, celebrations, milk tray or other?
altalt: pricks?
altaltralt: i just been looking bat twitter. I dunt get it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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I get up at SIX EY EM when I'm workinBut I fucking hate it, left to my own tendencies I gravitate towards being up LATE well after bedtime likes
alt: Milk tray resting on my huge stomach as I wallow in a bubble bath
altalt: PRICKs
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Theoban What of it, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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I am a early bird and will always be up for about 5.30-6amThis is conditioned in to me and as such have not had to use an alarm clock in about 20 years
Alt: Pork scratchings
Alt:alt: Sticks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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Your IQ has not much improved since then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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can ones iq change, isn't it pretty much set?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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KIds innitNormally between 6am-7am. I can't sleep late anyway so I'm both morning and evening
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Quality St
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No thanks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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I got up at 5am today because of the sound of screaming coming from the cot(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Haha 5am kitchen Barry lol(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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Only Stunned knows the answer to this :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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Screech you little fucker. Shout as loud as you like, nobody's going to help you!
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WOOOOAHHHHStunned's pissed again, like he was la-ast summer
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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i mighth get pished this evening, when I finish work...at 10pm : ((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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i know, fucking busy at the momentand I logged on at 6 this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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Poor show, old man. Dashed poor.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:12,
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iNORITEstill I had Onday off and I have Friday off to go to Amsterdam, so it's not all bad and it's partially my faulT!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:12,
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Take me with you.I won't be any trouble, honest.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:15,
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On the bright side - I finish in about 20 minutes!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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I ent lyin, I was expecting more plaudits for this one(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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I was expecting more for my Neil zing on Stunned, down thereBut there's no second guessing these pricks - I've had some right shit jokes get populolled.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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put it over baby's headvoila, no more screeching
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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Nobody puts Baby in the Condom(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:03,
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it's a naked threadboth, i am happy to bound out of bed on little sleep, or to stay up really late. but i always fancy a siesta round about... now.
alt: all of them. duh. adding twixes to celebrations was a stroke of genius. also i tried a peanut butter twix the other day. apart from costing £1.89 (srs) it was tasty.
altalt: no thanks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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Weekdays: 6:40am, weekends about half 8 unless I've been 'at it'.I'm most productive pre-lunch.
Alt: I'm a heterosexual male, I couldn't give a shit
Altalt: no thanks, see above
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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Just to clarifyNo-one in Cornwall wants independence, mainly because its a fucking stupid idea. The 4 people that won't shut up about it are a very vocal minority and most are only first generation Cornish and their parents moved down from Hackney.
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Peej, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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i dunt think you've understood the question(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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Just to clarifyNo-one cares, you carrot-pasty eating prick x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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I googled the internets to come up with a good comeback and I think I have found the perfect one.
"Fuck off Monty"
There stick that in your povvo pipe and smoke it.
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Peej, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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I cannot afford any matches :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:01,
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i was in cornwall last weekend, it was very prettyif a little backward
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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Which is why you have a national day and post pictures of a man waving the most morbid flag ever devised around, I suppose. And why you refer to everyone outside Cornwall as foreigners.
Yeah right mate, I say we cut you adrift with the Jocks and let your tourism and fishing-based economy drive you forward into a brave new era of Brythonic independence oh wait, sorry, I mean the other thing. Bankruptcy.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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Fuck off FrenchyGo eat some cheese and surrender to someone.
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Peej, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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The fun thing about the Frenchis that their flag is the symbol of an independent, proud nation whereas yours makes as much sense as Berkshire having one.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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*Must resist the strikethroughs*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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BERKSHIRE FOR THE BERKS!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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YEAH FUCK OFF BACK TO BRITTANY YOU RICK STEIN CUNTS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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Haha. Yeah! Fucking Farmer Barleymow, wanting us to go down there and get charged different prices to the locals.
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WHAT DO WE WANT?FREE CORNWALL
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
KERNOW
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Theoban What of it, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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My alarm goes off at 6am on weekdays and I get up anywhere between 5.30 and 7.00, depending on the kids or how asleep I am.I like the night best - nice quiet joint in the moonlight while the rest of the world sleeps.
Sadly kids have ruined this for me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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6.30 every day.
Alt: Don't like any of 'em.
Altalt. No thanks.
Altaltalt. I don't have a clue what you're on about.
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I struggle everyday to get out of bed. It's the crushing disappointment. Alt: Wine gums.
Altalt: Fannies please.
Altaltalt: Cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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i woke up last night and couldn't feel my left hand, arm or shoulder. I also couldn't move themhowever as I was half asleep I thought this was hilarious laughed and sat bolt upright before falling aslepp again.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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Morning B3th(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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Surrey is full of cunts, factIt's teh Cheshire of the South
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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Can't argue with this.I'll boot 'em all out though when we have our liberty.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:15,
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what will you do with all of there Range Rovers and X6s?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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Scrap them and use the metal for my throne.Can't stand those 4x4s
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:17,
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No need to apologise, old boy.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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are you a merkin?COS IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT ONE ON YOUR FACE!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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fucking hell Swipe, is Lokers using your account?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:56,
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i like to be up before 9 really, unless on a serious hangover/come down, then i'd happily stay in bed all day.
Alt: not really much of a choco man to be honest, but if i had to choose, clelbrations.
altalt: Wankers
altaltralt: looking at what?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:10,
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why did you call it bat twitter?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:13,
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Oh, I meant to write I was looking "at twitter"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:14,
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well, if you can't even type properly, i'm not surprised you can't grasp simple concepts such as global social media applications.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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I had to get up at 6:45 AM this morningI did not care for it. Normally the alarm goes off at 7 and I roll out of bed some time before 7:30.
Alt: Heroes. There's always something I don't care for in the others.
altalt: No thanks I'm trying to cut down.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:15,
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i've had loads of rosesi may have to eat a piece of toast and marmite to try and balnce my sweet/savory chakras
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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apparently mosquitoes hate marmiteso if you want to avoid being bitten, eat marmite.
hmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:25,
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It's an unproven theory about certain B Vitamins repelling them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:27,
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or just smear yourself with the repellent stuff.unless it's your innards you're trying to protect.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:28,
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FANTASTIC JOURNELISIM GOING ON HERE1) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2313961/Engagement-photos-make-happy-youre-single.html
2) www.buzzfeed.com/nataliem15/14-engagement-photos-that-will-make-you-happy-you-a0ne
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:17,
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Well I'm feeling pretty good about how I look now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:20,
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what's wrong with the couple sitting on the tree stump?am I missing summat?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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Between 5.30 & 6.30am depending on what's required that day. Thankfully micro doesn't wake up until gone 7 so I get some peace.Alt: blue cheese.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:19,
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Yes I am. 11,000 followers don't you know(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:26,
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i'm gonna be honest here, I'm not sure why this might be(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:27,
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I dind't know ginger luvvers was even a fetish(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:30,
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Americans seem to like redheads, weird though that is.Maybe they have a thing for pungent biffs.
Maybe Battered's fanbase is mostly Yanks?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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URGHthe day you appear in my dreams is the day i stab myself in the brain with a rusty fish hook. over and over and over again.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:39,
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Work related.Used to do a lot of social media for clients when I had my own company.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:29,
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i get up in the morning and i go to bed in the evening(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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sometimes i wake up in the night and go to the toilet and do a wee then go back to bed and sleep a bit more(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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In your case(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:44,
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That idea will never catch on you know.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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And every moment inbetween is a moment I hope to spend with you.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:56,
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