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So, as no-one paid attention when I said this just now, I'll say it again.I just got a new straight razor and I might try it tomorrow, but as I'm off to a wedding in the afternoon then I may wait in case I cut my face to ribbons.
How do you shave?
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Al saves up his shavings, and Pritt-sticks them to his gleaming pate like a hairy skullcap.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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I look better with a bit stubble do I have an electronic trimmerBut when I do it's a clean shave with a Mach 3.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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I can't use those electric shavers eitherNo matter what I try they just don't cut the hair.
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Peej, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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I bought one onceI couldnt shave with it. It either didn't cut the hair or cut my face up. No middle ground
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Peej, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:14,
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I'm thinking I may have just wasted £20.Oh well, it's the first thing I've "splashed out" on for a while.
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It's the old 'post baby zero sex life' story all over again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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It's the slippery slope Al.First it's straight razors, before long you'll be kipping in your shed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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Speaking of which, we ain't seen Mighty Badger in ages.I bet he only had to wait 2 days, I don't know any women who could resist it for any longer from him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Is his wife due to drop a sprog?Or do you mean that he has already mounted Battereds ex-wife and convinced his daughter to call him daddy?
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His wife's had the sprog apparently.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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So, he's got a new baby, and he's already dipping his wick in the ex wife of another b3tan?(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I splashed out on YD todayCheaper than your razor.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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Wet shave usually, planning on buying an electric razor this weekend.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:14,
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I live in the north; I can't afford a decent razor.I just get a match and an aerosol can.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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Doesn't half chafe when the wind's blowing in from Siberia, mind.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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We have a Reece laugh here, don't we?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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I like the gellet fussion vibrating one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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i'm sorry you suck so much(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1946348
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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Apparently, Battered's wife doesn't.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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Hang on, are you implying that the marriage only broke down because Battereds wife refused to perform oral sex on him?Your honour, I refer you to exhibit A below:
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PND and prescription addiction is pretty much identical to alchole and prostertutes addiction; in the respect that they're all self-inflicted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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the best a man can get. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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That venus razor is for the birds.They use that song on the advert.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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I didn't shave between the end of December and two weeks agoNow I shave every day and it's such a time waste, god why did I shave off me beard, so stupid.
Except now I don't find things like dried egg in there hours after eating an egg
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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I shave every dayThe main reason is that there is more salt than pepper in my facial hair.
I have tried many things but still stick to a Mach 3 razor wet shave
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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Beard trimmer, electric shaver, then tidy up with one of the trimmer attachmentsHang on, we are talking about pubes here, right?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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Ooooo, I hadn't even considered trying to shave my balls with a striaght razor.Do you reckon birds would be as keen to shave it all off if their only option was the straight razor in the barbers shop, one leg on the floor and the other hoisted onto the edge of the sink?
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I wouldn't even want to attempt a wet shave to the nethers.One slip and it's all over.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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If your balls are really big you can just scrape the hair off with a plane(
Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:41,
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Can't beat a close rub with a 747Gets even the ingrowing ones out
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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Can't use a 747-121 if you're Scottish eitherTends to leave pockmarks in your scrotum
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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Was it difficult?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:11,
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Electric clippers with the guard off,every Monday morning. I prefer the Phil Mitchell look.
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Done.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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