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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:47,
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Yo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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I'm here now.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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Punching story please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:49,
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well, after dinner, a couple of the decent types invited me back to their flat for drinks as the free bar tab had run out.
After some drinking, me and one of the girls wanted to head back to the hotel, so we wandered out on to the street to find a taxi. It's all a bit hazy as I was shit faced, but I think she had gone ahead while I was saying goodbye, she flagged a cab down, the fella got out to open the door for her, still don't know why he did that, and he was being pervy, you know peering down her top, tried to grab her bum, she called him a wanker, he called her a smelly little slut, so I hit him. He didn't realise we were together I think, as I was stumbling up behind her. He hit me back, I hit him again, there was a bit of grabbing and pushing, and he went down, she flagged another cab and off we went. He was shouting about calling the police, but nothing cane of it. He knew where our hotel was, so he could have found us probably.
Sorry it's not more exciting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:59,
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I'm glad he went down on you to make up for hitting you.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:00,
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oh you, classic comedy misunderstanding. very good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:02,
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You should have given me a bell, I'd have shanked the cunt
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:01,
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we were in soho,
I don't think you'd have made it in time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:03,
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You're going to have to bar yourself from your pub
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:01,
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I don't get why drivers do that, as if at any point in history, a women has thought.
"Hmmm, I'm with this fella. He's got me drunk, he's a bit cheeky, and he's gonna get some tonight.... oh wait, there's a cab driver there, cor blimey, he's a complete stranger but i'd let him shove one up me instead.".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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Here is one about Batts teaching PD how to play baseball

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:00,
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Cracking hit
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:10,
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dunno
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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Three then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:49,
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Er yeah, sort of.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:50,
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Good enough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:50,
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I'm not.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:50,
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Me too
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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Kind of
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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o/
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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*shakes it all about*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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yo HONK!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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That is just weird
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:55,
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Was that painted by the same guy who did the badger cow in the link up there?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:56,
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Mr MagGoose
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:56,
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a badger fucked a ostrich
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:57,
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Looks like he is on his vinegar strokes right there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:59,
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*puffs*
Did I make it in time?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:59,
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I just got here
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:00,
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Gerroff me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:01,
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