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My Giant Chicken Dumpling is fucking nomand only cost £2, when did you last find a real bargain?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:04,
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latest was 12 years ago)
When I sold a rusty old fireplace I found in my back garden for £50(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:06,
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Sporty the Dumpling is fucking hugeWith chicking on the inside and covered in Gravy, this may possibly both the best and worst food discovery for me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:11,
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I have taken one but how the fuck do I post it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:12,
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AND RESIZE IT BEFORE CRASHING THE INTERNET(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:24,
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OK Imagine one of these but the size of Muskmelon with pulled jerk chicken and gravy insidethen covered in a spicy gravy
www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=chicken+dumpling+jamaican&um=1&sa=N&rlz=1T4ACAW_enGB427GB512&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=757&tbm=isch&tbnid=ij73akedijSx_M:&imgrefurl=http://eatjamaican.com/recipes/fried-dumplings-recipe.html&docid=zeYxyGym0s9DRM&imgurl=http://eatjamaican.com/jamaican-foods/fired-dumplings-sml.JPG&w=503&h=360&ei=RxCBUZCUKsLC7AaCkYDgDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=213&vpy=278&dur=1231&hovh=190&hovw=265&tx=100&ty=212&page=1&tbnh=144&tbnw=201&start=0&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:103
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:02,
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Sorry could you provide a longer URL please? Thanks x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:09,
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Hi, would you mind sucking at the internet just a little harder?I can still see a minute amount of competency in there.
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:10,
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Sorry it was all I could find(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:26,
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You know what they say'rusty old fireplace I found in my back garden, smelly garage'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:18,
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It does smell somewhat, I must confessProbably those dead prossies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:19,
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YM is only charging 90000p for a bj at the moment.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:07,
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Haha Nicely Ninja'ed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:10,
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I fear this may become tedious(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:12,
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Yes. Just let me win and have done with it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:13,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:13,
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She is over charging you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:08,
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FREDDY STARRS!!!!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:08,
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tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:09,
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Kids electric jeep, car boot, £3, non-functioningI thought, fuck it, for that money one sprog csn push the other in it.
Turned out was just a rusty fuse stopping it, one brisk sanding later and they were happily runnng over the flowerbeds in it.
Felt a bit guilty tbh, but I guess they just wanted rid.
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Just like YM when the doc told her she was pregnant with you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:20,
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Unlike YM I've only sucked off 1000000000000 sailors(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:23,
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His mum is Darth?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:24,
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I've tried to stop her pretending to be a raving gay man online, but she won't listen.(, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Nearly 200x the population of the globe?That's one helluva wet dream you must have had
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I'm looking at new phonesI think I want a Samsung Galaxy S3 and you can get one for £19.50 a month with unlimited data and texts, and 500 minutes of calls. Only arse is that they won't deliver to work and that's a bitch.
Other than that, that does seem to be a good deal I think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:20,
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does it come with a "free" tv and 2 years of posting about it?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:21,
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Yes, and a bottle of pondwater with a sticker on it saying 'Chateauneuf-de-MK'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:22,
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I THINK THIS POST REFERS TO PSYCHOCHOMP BUT IM NOT SURE COULD YOU BE LESS OBTUSE IN THE FUTURE PLEASE(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:26,
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you're just being hypersensitiveit was a perfectly generic comment
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:30,
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I just got an S3it's bigger than I expected
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:55,
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I found a video camera in an electronics recycling binturned out it was a pretty good one and still worked. I sold it for £275
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Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:24,
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You see Monts? This is why you shouldn't stop bin diving, even when your IPA expires.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:28,
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always thinking about the drink eh(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:29,
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The drink by date isn't til 2015(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:32,
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Out of date food and beer together?Recipe for an extended stay in the bog I'd have thought.
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What I'd really like is some lovely ham on the bone and a nice crusty bloomer(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:34,
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No, I couldn't. Technically cannibalism.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:34,
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lunch was £1.75 from our staff restaurantnutty vegetable paella. it was.... interesting. not paella as the spanish would know it. but tasty enough.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:31,
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Is that as paella has meat in it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:35,
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no it doesn'talthough trying to order a veggie paella at some of the less touristy restaurants near our place in spain was always fun.
paella con verduras?
si
y con jamon?
no
y con pescado?
NO
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:37,
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you are both wrongsquidgy saffrony glorious vegetable paella is a thing of divinity
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:40,
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I'm not that keen on paella tbh, I got food poisoning from eating it in the well-known resort 'Stoke Newington' once.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:41,
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I had a lovely villa in Stoke Newington one summer. Glorious. You got a feeling of the proper Spain, not the touristy side of Spain.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:49,
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It's where the actual Spanish go.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:03,
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+improved by the addition of nommy chorizo, chicken, mussels and prawns(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:46,
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+pulled pork and nyommy baconz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:47,
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Dont be fucking stupidPaella isn't Portugese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:50,
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Bought a large chicken for £2.89, as it was going out of dateThat was nice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:34,
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the book i'm reading has lots of random recipes in as the author clearly fancies herself quite the chefshe was rabbiting on about ramming a lemon up its arse and shoving it in a pot on a slow heat in the oven for about 3 hours. apparently it makes for bone meltingly tender chicken. would that work?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:36,
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Yep - very wellNeeds a bit of thyme and butter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:37,
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The lemon-up-arse thing makes for a remarkably moist and fragrant chicken.STRIKETHROUGHS!!! INNUENDOS!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:38,
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Precisely like that.So, you double-booking dipshit, wha' gwan next week?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:43,
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I once bought something for a slightly lower price than I would have expected for such an item.True story.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:37,
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Honestly, I had been quite prepared to pay somewhat more than they were asking.But you know me, never one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:43,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:44,
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Hey Tango!!! HEY!!!1) gizza record
2) did you know that Arthur Brown (who my kid is scared shitless of) lives in a yurt in Kent?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:42,
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1. Yeah, yeah gaz me an address.2. It's a crazy world he lives in and no mistake!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:45,
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You're on 'Fire' today!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:47,
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Today. Brand new set of dark red jeans on sale, 8 dollars.SO. Happy.
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Oh man I LOVE 'Full Metal Jacket'!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:45,
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These are my jeans. There are many like them, but these are mine. My jeans are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:49,
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I'll happily wank over the press interviews she gives.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:47,
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In all fairness, you'd wank over Dr Fox press interviews too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:49,
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In fairness, he'd wank over the Fox's Glacier Mints bear too(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:58,
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Stop it guys, I'm at my desk here!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:58,
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I got some Jelly Tots for 54pJely Tots
Is this an Atora type dumpling with chicken bits or a big round ball of chicken?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:49,
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*doffs non-existant hat*Are you new round these here parts?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:51,
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Little Tit Licker?Your type make me sick
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:57,
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Hi TheDevilsAvocado!!!!Hi to you!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:58,
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No need to respond to my friendly greeting ehFFS kids today
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:08,
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The much-praised 'ignore' function.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:05,
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I'm wiping my cock on her curtains as I type this(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:57,
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Good luck finding a clean patch.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:58,
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Screaming diarrhoea within two hoursSPLAAAAATTTTT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:59,
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Nonsense28% pork. Luxury! Even had a notice on the packet to reassure the discerning customer that their pig meat fully compied with meat standards, which definitely didn't immediately make me think that some horse had got into the pork supply, too. No, sir!
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:01,
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'The pig meat's fine - not sure about the dog tho tbh. Lots of love, Tesco x'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:02,
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Besides, straining on the throne is so undignified.I prefer a loose stool.
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:02,
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Quite soAll that gurning and sweating - no thank you!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:04,
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Hm, stomach cramps already.Fifteen minutes, a new record. Good one, Tesco!
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:06,
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If you can look dignified on a loose stool then my hat's off to you(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:05,
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There's nothing better than leaving a flock of starlings around the pan.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:05,
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"like taking the lid off a box of racing pigeons"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:11,
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best phrase I've learnt in the past couple of years I reckon(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:12,
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This is my favourite phrase at the moment(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:13,
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Word of the Day 2:bollywog
a person of South Asian descent who apes* the accent and mannerisms of an Afro-Carribean
*YEAH I WENT THERE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:12,
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You frightful racist, imma ignore 2.0 you(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:13,
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I can't see posts from that Monty Bonce fellow at all(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:09,
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He's hiding in your wardrobe RIGHT NOW(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:14,
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He totally just called you a pig felching cunt(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:14,
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I think he's deleted it now.What a cunt, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:19,
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Wha...!! So...so, it's true Boncey?Say it aint so!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:29,
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I'm not talking to you.You've gone too far, pal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:31,
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Don't know - you've disappeared from my screen.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:10,
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But you can still reply to me? How do you do that?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:11,
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tangledupinboycelols(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:12,
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I don't know, I'm frightened Devsy.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:14,
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Oh there you are!Right little Rentaghost you are. Disappearing and reappearing willy nilly like a more-camp Timothy Claypole.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:17,
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Wotcha Boncey!That ignore thing is a bit weird so I took it off.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:17,
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It's the last resort of the desperate, Claypole old chap.To be employed only in life-threatening circumstances. Or all the time if you're a thin-skinned, blubbing type.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:19,
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+ with an aversion to images on a screen when at work.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:24,
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this whole routine has comedy written all over it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:18,
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This is the online equivalent of a guy with a two-by-four over his shoulder turning around a lot.(
Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:18,
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Swipe should include it in her #1 hit sitcom(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:18,
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she must have gobe on ad nauseum about it at top secret bashes, its ok to reveal the details here. we can all help her make it better(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:22,
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Tbh, she hasn't mentioned it, otherwise I would have well and truly ripped the piss by now.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:24,
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She's having some legal difficulties.It features a SATC-style Mr Big character, but it's so obviously close to piston_broke's real personality that he's blocking attempts to televise it all.
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:26,
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She has already. She was shagging him between Gregg's hat and Mr Wonga.(, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Went out for a team lunch to Spitalfieldsso walked there and back via Liverpool Street Station, where they were giving out trial packs (or possibly full size packs given the state of sweets these days I dunno when I were a lad etc) of Sour Patch Kids sweets. I got 2 packs on the way there and 2 on the way back. Score!
To be honest I don't much care for them.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:10,
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I think they're targeted at kids, lighty.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:15,
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Yeah, he needs the Sour Pack Adults(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:19,
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To be fair, lighty targets kids(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:21,
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The force of Bartleby is strong in this one.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:23,
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Find a white van to stand byand offer them to passing children.
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Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:19,
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Ouch(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:27,
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