anyone seen gonz?
i don't need him as such i just miss him
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:17, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Imma big fan of the Gonz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)

i can understand that he is brilliant
where is he
i miss him
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)

If there's any justice in this world, he'll be off consoling Battered's wife about her forthcoming divorce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:45, Reply)

it would be so cool if gonz married battereds wife

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:55, Reply)

I reckon Gonz would be a great stepdad to mini-Battered.
I mean, he wouldn't be fucking off to Poland to shag prossies at the drop of a hat for starters.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Do you know if there are two shit houses in her gaff
I'd imagine jf there is just the one it might be a deal breaker.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:27, Reply)

There'll only be two shit houses in there if Battered decides to visit whilst he's there LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I donno man, her ex rented a flat 2 minuites down the road so he can keep an eye on her.
I don't think it would end well whilst she's under his control like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)

You could take him Gonz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

It's not really the point though.
I mean, as I'm sitting there, on the sofa, curled up on the couch with her, her head resting on my chest, hollyoaks on the telly (she doesn't like it, but I let her watch that QI program that I pretend to dislike, so it's all fair really. We both agree 'No More PMQT'.)...as she sighs and says "You know what, i've not felt this way in years, I'm so safe around you" I don't want to be thinking "It's about midnight, closing time soon, I hope he doesn't make a scene again. The neighbours almost called the police last time.". Don't get me wrong, i'd never encouridge her to get an injunction out on him, she's the baby-daddy as they say these days, it's just that, I could do without it, you know what I mean?

Sure, it'll be nice being financially secure, living in that nice big home paid for mostly by her parents (who I get on well with, incidently). But after a year or soo, i'd like to put my stamp on the place, make some decoration choices; something tasteful where it's not all about keeping up with the jonese, and that would stir up feelings.

I don't know, I just don't know, I suppose it could work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:25, Reply)

just live in the moment gonz,
if you are happy and she is happy, be happy with that for now. worry about the future when it reaches you x
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Thanks, Lemar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:05, Reply)

dont no who he is
Soz xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Oh man, you're missing out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)

But SSG, there is no Gonz
There was a Gonz here, but he died 100 years ago today.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:25, Reply)

:((((((((((((((((((((((((9999999999

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

great show on channel five at 8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Thank you Paul Ross

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)

You love Slayer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Reign In Blood is fucking awesome. The rest of their output can fuck off though.
Still, they're less shit than Anthrax or Megadeth.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:41, Reply)

damned by faint praise here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Right. Bored of this. I'm going to the supermarket to get some dinner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Livin' the dream there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Don't get me wrong 'Reign In Blood' is fucking awesome. It simultaneously perfected and made obsolete the whole genre of thrash metal.
It's just that, on average, when you take their entire career into account they're only a bit better than Anthrax and considerably better than Megadeth.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Reign in Blood is a seminal record, it really is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Best description I ever read of it was 'aural bleach'.
I'm not allowed to play it in the house if the wife is at home.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Slayer are tremendous.
No fakery, just power, focus and those Kerry King riffs. Just fucking superb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:51, Reply)

They're the only metal band around that actually get scarier the after, older and balder they get.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:53, Reply)

nothing gary glitter ain't done

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:55, Reply)

UNLIKE YOUR MUM
Or sutin.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:59, Reply)

you see, the whole camp 'scary' thing
Is simultaneously the best and the shittest thing about the genre. When bands take it seriously it's hilarious, when they realise the ridiculousness of it and deliberately camp it up like Sunn O))) do, it's wonderful. Lack of self-awareness runs deep in the genre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:58, Reply)

One of the funniest nights I have ever had is going to see Napalm Death at the old Army and Navy in Chelmsford.
It's now a Travel Lodge. Essex county council are cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Napalm Death are superb as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)

They're fucking dreadful, but hilariously so.
As opposed to the Suffolk version Extreme Noise Terror, who were just shit.
They took Dat Shit seriously.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I dunno like
ENT were pretty good, as were Optimum Wound Profile and Godflesh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

godflesh were ace

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Yeah I know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

I've got some goldfish in me pond.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:27, Reply)

I don't have a pond, God I'm such a failure :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:29, Reply)

To be fair, this isn't so much a pond as an oversized bucket with some water, plants and fish in it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:30, Reply)

It's more than I have
Then again, I have a view of a restored windmill from the end of my road.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I have a view of some wind turbines.
They don't seem to be working at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I WIN!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Yes. Yes, you do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

IN YOUR FACE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I don't really fancy a windmill in my face, thanks.
It'd get all chopped to bits and stuff and I wouldn't enjoy it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Megadeth are fucking dreadful, as are Metallica.
Music for BO-ravaged, acne-scarred teenage virgins.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Megadeth are basically Metallica...
...with all the really shit bits amplified and then fronted by a poodle-permed Elmer Fudd impersonator.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Christ, imagine if Mustaine had stayed in the Metallica lineup

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:53, Reply)

enuff z nuff are playing in cardiff on saturday

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Skid Row played in York the other week.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:07, Reply)

holy shit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Alright gobs?
I done a picture that got posted by those SLATUKIP people and it got loads of lolz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)

linkies pls

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Here you go !
i.imgur.com/9OlBivy.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:12, Reply)

whoah what

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:15, Reply)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ukip-leader-nigel-farage-says-1864752
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

to be fair that sounds plausible

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Indeed.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:49, Reply)

good use of "traduced"
I'll give him points for that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)

this gay slayer dude is well cool

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)

what, Colin Ireland?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)

yeah boyee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

One of your heroes no doubt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:12, Reply)

all I'm prepared to to say is I've had somr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:15, Reply)

some MDs?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:15, Reply)

haha new fone innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I do fancy some

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

good idea

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Not done for years.
Getting too old for that shit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:24, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:27, Reply)

oh yeah that GL thing is still in the works innit
will let you know if you're on it xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:25, Reply)

yer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:41, Reply)

What brings you online at this late hour?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Pissed the bed,
again.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:28, Reply)