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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it time for a new thread yet?
Are we there yet? Did anyone go the Manc bash on Saturday, I couldn't make it. Any gossip? Any gossip generally/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:21, 250 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I heard that guy off /links who died was being investigated under Operation Yewtree at the time.
I don't know if it's true or not, it's just what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I imagine Rory saying "Yewtree"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Us three what????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
OI, YEWTREE!
STAY ABOUT FROM THOSE KIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

THOSE KIDS MY BINS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)
THARTS THAR JORK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
OI YEWTREE
LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I heard he committed suicide by shoving his head up a dogs arse and asphyxi-wanking himself to death.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
What a cocker

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I heard it was him that administered that fateful final dose to disasterprone.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Careful. I got in to trouble for what I said about Jess & Kenny Martin.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Yeah, but you did it on qotw.
No one bothers to read off topic.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Dunno, I've been stepped more often as a result of posting here than posting on QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
That's because b3th hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Nah, Scaryduck innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
i think you lot have all driven b3th away

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
She's been active on FB, so is still alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Not me, those nasty picture-posting bullies from /talk

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Shame they haven't driven a couple of other people away...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Don't flatter yourself twatface.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

tw +FL
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
My face is not flat. I have a great nose and extremely high cheekbones.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)
you look like a mongol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Hardly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)
+oid

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)
So what you're saying here is that you want me to stay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)
.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)
it wasn't just them
rory was very mean
chompy got his nasty little knife out
kroney had a go at her from a lofty professional mod height
battered posted really epically shit pics
apey posted geese (for some obscure reason)

they were all at it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I'm innocent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Strummin'

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)


(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)
You never know when to leave things do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)
If I want advice on when to leave things, I'll ask your wife.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)
IT WERENT ME ALRIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Yeah, I told her she was being useless.
Because she was being useless and then whining about it. Fuck's sake it's not like she didn't have options, but she was too useless to do anything about it. Useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
no gossip
being busy-bored today, productive but resenting it strangely, after the bank hol and the sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I have some pretty hot gossip about one of the more visible posters.
I'm just about to call my old friend Dominic Mohan about it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
imma pretend like i understand this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I'm off home now
fuck you all.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Typical public sector 'worker'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
my name is windy pig, and I did not go to Manchester.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
alright WP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
why is Rory being mean to Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)
he's being mean to Bear Pookie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)
How many accounts has Rory got/

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)
One fewer now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Lols.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)
1 now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)
sorry bear pookie, saw long name beginning with b, thought it was al.
Why is Rory all up in your grill?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Rory is mean to everybody.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Rory's role here is like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes
I'm sure it's not personal.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Quite.
He keeps extensive records of everybody's weak points.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
no
of what he perceives to be everybody's weak points. big difference.

he's not always right.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I don't class going back to college as an adult is a weak point.
Or pint as he spells it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)
what are you going back to study?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I'm studying Art and Design.
I've worked in the arts, particularly photography, for about 15 years, and thought an extra qualification and some networking wouldn't hurt.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)
i thought you went back cos you got fired and couldn't get another job?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I was working in It at the time,
alongside the arts stuff. Yeah I got fired, wasn't all that arsed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)
sounds alright,
It's a tough industry to make decent money in though isn't it? But yeah, can't hurt to get more qualified.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
it depends what for and why blah blah blah
eg my masters was in creative writing. if i seriously thought i was going to make a living out of it, the weak point would be my head... but it was a lot of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)
why is no one answering my question?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)
hello you ginger sexbeast, you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)
hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1954817
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
this is lol
someone lol at it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

lol*


* NOT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
gertcha

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
He's picking on BP because he feels like it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I think he's a bit of a sad git really.
Prolly wanking over his laptop as we speak.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)
he has no home the poor lamb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Bless.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
hello gorgeous

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Monty!
You old hippy you.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)
alright you sexy beast.
What's the happity-haps? Did you see daughter on the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I sure did, my mums were up too, it was tip-top.
Then I smashed it like a man on a suicide mission. Best of both worlds.

Any more career thoughts? Still getting out tha game?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)
yeah, fo sho.
Saw my dad over the bank holiday, he's gonna lend me some cash to retrain, just gotta figure out where I go.
From his point of view, he owes me the cash, as he cleared my brothers student loan, but as I dropped out, mine was tiny, and he likes to be fair with his hand outs of mad cash. Will be enough to cover my mortgage and bills for a couple of months while I get out, get qualified and get back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
plumber or spark
that's my recommendation
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
looking at gas at the moment.
Boiler installation, and commercial kitchen stuff. My knowledge of working kitchens would only be a bonus as an installer at that level.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)
hollywood actor or billionaire philanthropist playboy
that's my recommendation
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Plumbers make loads of money

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)
that's fucking marvellous
I'm very pleased for you
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)
not a murderer

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Did anyone else read this as a threat?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)
VICTIM ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)
look he's got form for this
As I understand it, once you've done one murder it's a lot easier to do more.

Just sayin, watch your back OK hun?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
your bro must have enough heads to fill his wall space by now then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
he made a 12' totem pole out of them

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)
^ typical murderer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)
this all feels very sudden, one day your a happy pub manager, next day you have a dead body and an urge to retrain on your hands

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Glad to see I'm not only one with suspicions.
I'm not saying Winders here is a fucking murderer or anything - just that I think he is one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Put it this way, I ent crossing the oxfordshire border anytime soon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Stroke of bad luck, being sensible enough to do your murdering in a pub across town
only to find management pressing you into service in that exact pub. On the other hand, means you can be doubly sure about getting rid of the finger prints.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
So now that we've been to KEw gardens togetehr we should totally hook up for that BBQ

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Strange that, innit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)
it's been a long time coming, but I've been pretty quiet about it ad it is also linked to tough times with the ladypig at home.
And the deluge of company shit from on high over this was sort if the excuse I needed to give myself for actually doing something about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Trouble with lady-pig? I bet she never even saw that coming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Sounds like you're making a good choice, Winders
best of luck to you in your new, gassy, endeavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)
there this as well as my flippant remark above

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
And of course there's the small matter of that murder you did

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
it was self defence.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)
A CONFESSION!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
You are going to invite us all for a big piss-up in your pub before you leave though, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
fucking hell didn't think of that.
I am ON BOARD for that shit even if he *is* a murderer
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Just don't go to the bogs without a pal, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Ohhhh
It's THAT kind of pub
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Have you used this line successfully before?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
12/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Good poetry effort on QOTW btw.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
why thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
On other news, I am disappointed that the American version of Fritzel has turned out to be so lame.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)
i knoww right! one child, what the fuck is wrong with him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Pathetic. It's like when the US take a British TV programme & remake it. They never get it quite right.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
They lack the necessary commitment, these Yankees

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)

What do you expect with, y'know, one of them in the Whitehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
good idea.
Friday or Saturday night best for you folks?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
saturday innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
saturday I think, gives folks time to get to O-town.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Either/or as long as I've time to book into a hotel.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)

book into a hotel.

change in to a cardigan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Couldn't find a cardigan for tonight, so I bailed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I've gone to Poland to avoid going tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
other way round
we chose a night when you were in poland.

getting groped by you in that taxi was the worst night of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
When you made a pass at me I chundered like I never had before.
It was also the only time I've jumped out of a cab when it's being doing 30mph.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
see, this is just not what happened
you tried to stick a £20 in my jeans, for a start
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Anything stuffed in your jeans would get lost for eternity.
It's easier to rescue Chilean miners.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)
this subthread is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
i'll tell you about it tonight
the taxi driver had to threaten him with a trip to the police station to get him to leave me alone
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Hotel room LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
it's ok
what happened on the embankment stays on the embankment
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)
until it rains

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
What makes me laugh is that you've actually fucked the one person on B3ta regularly accused of being a rapist.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
does fumble, tip, spunk count?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Dunno, better ask Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
if you are waaaaaaaay too inept to get it in
that doesn't count as fucking
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
he couldn't reach your bust ya see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Good idea.
After the text abuse I received after informing the ring leader, I wish I had too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
i was NFI :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
We'll have our own bashes, Nakers.
We're the coolest ones, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
KEW BASH!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

book into a hotel bail like a sailor in a leaky boat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Sulking isn't attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
nor is being rude

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
sat is better
as it'd be 8ish before those who have to travel could get there after work...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Chompy will probably go; MK isn't that far from Oxford.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)
yeah but he's is incapable of piloting or affording a motor vehicle, so he'd have to takea train into London and out again probably

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I might offer to give him a lift, just for Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
i hope he wears his leatherette jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
offer him a keyboard to hide behind

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Zing

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
i dun gerrit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
nah
pubs and travel cost money, not homebrew and rollies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I've just realised, I haven't had a piss all day.
It's gonna look like fucking real ale when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Bovril lols

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Drink some water?
You're going to have a kidney stone the size of a cannonball.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
chill out, MUM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Hey, I'm not the one who'll be crying with pain
whilst he's trying to piss out a lump of rock the size and weight of Battered's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
well that depends, is battered one of those dwarfs who are tiny but with massive heads
or a midget where the head is in proportion to the body?!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Definitely the former

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)
they creep me out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Like those dolls you get with the wobbly heads?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:05, Reply)
I watched Pirates of the Caribbean last night

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:06, Reply)
oh man BAttered's mum is gonna choke on that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I hope he sets fire to her as well for good measure.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
taking the piss out of your mum is a zero consequence bit of fun

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Hahaha stout fella

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
battered's pub darts team nickname

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I don't play darts, it is a pastime for the lower orders.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Plus you wouldn't be able to hit the board from the oche if you had a catapult.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Hahahahah
Lower
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)

t is a pastime for the lower orders can't reach the board
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Pubs are for drinking in, not throwing little bits of metal at the wall.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
PISS UPDATE
Colour: golden ale colour, along the lines of your Fursty Ferret or what have you

Smell: roast chicken crips
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Sounds like you're going to be sharing needles with Stunned
just like the old days!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:02, Reply)
The Stranglers latest attempt to ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Right, I'm off for the evening. Drinks then dinner with a big serious businessman who could potentially help me a lot career wise, but will probably think I'm a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)
wear a low cut top and grope his leg under the table

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:02, Reply)
+ ask him to help aim the cue when you play pool

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
yeah cos that worked so well when he did it with me
and you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
3 way O-o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
He's only human.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
or is he dancer?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
give him a gob job with pudding

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Introduce him to B3TA.
I'm sure he'll be impressed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
I wouldn't go to Manchester for all the nazi gold in switzerland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Scared of Momo getting you innit?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)
will he have finished with Franks corpse yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Nahhh it will be skull fucking him for a few months yet

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)
COME BACK YOU PLACID BASTARDS AND FIGHT LIKE A REAL MAN

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:23, Reply)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:27, Reply)
*Looks at watch, looks at the door*
Fuck it I'm going home then
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:27, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)
Where was this bash?
Not that I would have went.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)

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