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	 So, it turns out that Sportscow is a bud-bud. Who knew?
	So, it turns out that Sportscow is a bud-bud. Who knew?
 	No wonder he liked Tayyab's so much.
When were you last surprised and how?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:58,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 When I found it surprisingly easy to make vegesexual canneloni.
	When I found it surprisingly easy to make vegesexual canneloni. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:00,
	
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	 Spinach and ricotta?
	Spinach and ricotta?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:00,
	
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	 I believe that is what the clown footed moron made.
	I believe that is what the clown footed moron made.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:01,
	
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	 +until the doors fell off his oven
	+until the doors fell off his oven
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:03,
	
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	 ker-lick
	ker-lick
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 oh durr I didn't clock that this was a Brittas-mock. Sozz-o
	oh durr I didn't clock that this was a Brittas-mock. Sozz-o
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:03,
	
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	 WTN.
	WTN.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:05,
	
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	 I do like spinach and ricotta canelloni
	I do like spinach and ricotta canelloni
 	can never be arsed to make my own though.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 Never made it
	Never made it
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:08,
	
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	 Doesn't have enough meat in it.
	Doesn't have enough meat in it.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:10,
	
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	 Unlike YM
	Unlike YM
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:10,
	
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	 It took fucking ages to "white" up
	It took fucking ages to "white" up
 	My beers were all alcohol free too
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:01,
	
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	 when I saw this
 	www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/05/09/2500-for-tickets-to-see-sir-alex-fergusons-last-game-at-west-brom/
	when I saw this
 	www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/05/09/2500-for-tickets-to-see-sir-alex-fergusons-last-game-at-west-brom/FFS. If I'd been a bit more on the ball I could have got a ticket before they went on general sale, I'm a member. Of course I didn't know he was going to resign at that point
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:03,
	
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	 You really a right fucking 'member'
	You really a right fucking 'member'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:03,
	
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	 'member Lighty?
	'member Lighty?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 an you can fack orff an all
	an you can fack orff an all
 	I'm proper lurgied up, I am.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:05,
	
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	 Head cold innit
	Head cold innit
 	Baldy nuts
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:14,
	
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	 My scrotum is still luxuriantly foliated, thanks
	My scrotum is still luxuriantly foliated, thanks
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:22,
	
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	 I tend to keep my expectations low, so am rarely surprised.
	I tend to keep my expectations low, so am rarely surprised.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:10,
	
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	 I was surprised at how caring and gentle YMs are in bed
	I was surprised at how caring and gentle YMs are in bed
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:13,
	
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	 I thought you liked it rough
	I thought you liked it rough
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:14,
	
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	 Only from you darling
	Only from you darling
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:14,
	
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	 6 weeks of work down the pan :(
	6 weeks of work down the pan :(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:14,
	
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	 Oh noes
	Oh noes
 	What has happened?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:14,
	
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	 This fucking NCC wankers
 	www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-22450769
	This fucking NCC wankers
 	www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-22450769
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:15,
	
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	 Boy, your face Will be Scarlett now
	Boy, your face Will be Scarlett now
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:16,
	
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	 Tuck off
	Tuck off
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:18,
	
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	 You're the guy in the pic right?
	You're the guy in the pic right?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:18,
	
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	 Yeah like I'm some kinda LARPing prick
	Yeah like I'm some kinda LARPing prick
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:20,
	
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	 You heard it here first! HH is a LARPer
	You heard it here first! HH is a LARPer
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:21,
	
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	 By Odens sheild I contest this statement
	By Odens sheild I contest this statement 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:22,
	
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	 So if that's the OFFICAL Robin Hood
	So if that's the OFFICAL Robin Hood
 	Do all the other Robin Hood's in Nottingham have to declare that they're 100% unofficial?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:21,
	
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	 Yeah there are some right lute playing pisshead buskers that think putting on a Robin Hood hat...
	Yeah there are some right lute playing pisshead buskers that think putting on a Robin Hood hat...
 	Will increase their takings from the tourists
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:40,
	
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	 Mind you, it seems like the sort of thing that americans would love
	Mind you, it seems like the sort of thing that americans would love
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:53,
	
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	 What a cunt.
	What a cunt.
 	'"Myself and Maid Marian have just got back from Hamelin in Germany, the home of the Pied Piper, and what they do with the Pied Piper legend over there is absolutely fabulous," he said.'
I reiterate: What a cunt.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:55,
	
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	 We have an official Lady Godiva here
	We have an official Lady Godiva here
 	She's about 75 now and there is no chance of any Peeping Toms with her.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 When the unexpected hit me right between the eyes
	When the unexpected hit me right between the eyes
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:18,
	
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	 The unpredictable...?
	The unpredictable...?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:19,
	
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	 Never liked that show
	Never liked that show
 	But why have they never re-hashed Blind Date? It was a decent, affordable format. Doesn't make sense.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:20,
	
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	 S'ok I've got most of them on video
	S'ok I've got most of them on video
 	We can watch them when you come over
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:21,
	
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	 SWEET!
 	I'm a sexual predator with a large collection of Nazi medical equipment. If you were a type of biscuit, what would you be?
	SWEET!
 	I'm a sexual predator with a large collection of Nazi medical equipment. If you were a type of biscuit, what would you be?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:22,
	
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	 ha ha
	ha ha
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:24,
	
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	 I'd be a hob-nob *audience wooooOOOoooOOooo*
	I'd be a hob-nob *audience wooooOOOoooOOooo*
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:24,
	
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	 I like it when Cilla asks if she needs to buy a new hat
 	LOL!
	I like it when Cilla asks if she needs to buy a new hat
 	LOL!
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:24,
	
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	 If you have a scouser at your wedding
 	at least you know your car is safe!
	If you have a scouser at your wedding
 	at least you know your car is safe!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:25,
	
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	 If you haven't seen a family member for 30 years there's usually a good reason.
	If you haven't seen a family member for 30 years there's usually a good reason.
 	Probably fucked her husband or summat.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:32,
	
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	 I was surprised this morning, but I shall forewarn you
	I was surprised this morning, but I shall forewarn you
 	it's more LICENCE CHAT
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:24,
	
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	 *Reaches for copy of the highway code*
	*Reaches for copy of the highway code*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:25,
	
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 	the highway code'Prolasped 3 Year Old Thai Boys Monthly'
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:28,
	
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	 Oh my
	Oh my
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 hahaahhaa
	hahaahhaa
 	You complete and utter Al
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 I have to inform the DVLA about three fits I had 20 years ago for which I took a two year course of medication and have been trouble free ever since.
	I have to inform the DVLA about three fits I had 20 years ago for which I took a two year course of medication and have been trouble free ever since.
 	I was informed that this will result in a questionairre being sent out, once I return it they will interrogate my doctor. Obviously this will further delay my application. 
I will have to do this each and every time I renew my licence.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 I have to this every three years. The DVLA will only give me a three year license
	I have to this every three years. The DVLA will only give me a three year license
 	And they took away my motorbike license. Bastards.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 That's because you're a proper eppy, though.
	That's because you're a proper eppy, though.
 	I had three fits twenty years ago. I'm surprised it's still considered relevant and, what's more, will continue to be a hoop I'll have to jump through until the day I die.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 ????? what the fuck......
	????? what the fuck......
 	My licence expires in 2141.....but you have to renew yor photo ID every 10 years, Mine is due in 2015
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:38,
	
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	 MORE STEALTH TAXES FROM NEW LIE-BORE!
	MORE STEALTH TAXES FROM NEW LIE-BORE!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:39,
	
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	 I don't even know how much it costs to renew
	I don't even know how much it costs to renew
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 20 quid
	20 quid
 	It's the photocard that needs renewing, but you have to send both parts.
For God's sake check when you need to renew it. If you miss the date and it expires it's a complete nightmare to get it sorted out.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:46,
	
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	 May 2015
	May 2015
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:49,
	
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	 How old will you be in 128 years time then?
	How old will you be in 128 years time then?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:43,
	
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	 Whoops
	Whoops 
 	*NINJA EDITS it to read 2041*
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:48,
	
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	 Oh man I just read some of the game of thrones wiki and I got a MASSIVE spoiler
	Oh man I just read some of the game of thrones wiki and I got a MASSIVE spoiler
 	that suprised me and I done a :(
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PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:36,
	
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	 Is he doing a new book?
	Is he doing a new book?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 No idea, not read any of them.
	No idea, not read any of them.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:39,
	
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	 Oh, so a spoiler about the TV series?
	Oh, so a spoiler about the TV series?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:40,
	
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	 It turns out it was all a dream
	It turns out it was all a dream
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 Well what's already in the book but hasn't been reached in the TV series yet.
	Well what's already in the book but hasn't been reached in the TV series yet.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:43,
	
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	 There are two wikis, one for the TV series and one for the books
	There are two wikis, one for the TV series and one for the books
 	I'm reading the books after each series so stick to the TV series wiki. Almost finished the second one and that has certain elements that are only showing up now in the third series.
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:49,
	
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	 I've read all the books so far and the git needs to hurry up and finish them before he fucking dies!
	I've read all the books so far and the git needs to hurry up and finish them before he fucking dies!
 	The Winds of Winter won't be finished before they get that far in the TV series. I think they need to slow down, the book they are doing now was massive and they are cutting too much out. Best thing they can do right now is make two seasons per book and hope he catches up (which he won't)
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:53,
	
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	 Took him 6 years longer than he thought to write the last one.
	Took him 6 years longer than he thought to write the last one.
 	Have you seen the state of him? He's not going to last another ten.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:57,
	
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	 Which is pretty much what I said when I wrote
 	before he fucking dies!
	Which is pretty much what I said when I wrote
 	before he fucking dies! and 
hope he catches up (which he won't)
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 I was agreeing with you.
	I was agreeing with you.
 	There's nothing wrong with my reading comprehension, you fucking pasty wog.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 RACIST
	RACIST
 	MODS!
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:38,
	
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	 books are for low end losers Al
	books are for low end losers Al
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:21,
	
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	 and Philliejoes wife
	and Philliejoes wife
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 STRIKETHROUGH SUGGESTING YOU WERE AROUSED SEXUALLY BY WHAT YOU HAD READ!!!
	STRIKETHROUGH SUGGESTING YOU WERE AROUSED SEXUALLY BY WHAT YOU HAD READ!!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:38,
	
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	 They aren't telling the exact same story as in the books
	They aren't telling the exact same story as in the books
 	So I wouldn't worry.
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:44,
	
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	 So Sean Bean is still alive then?
	So Sean Bean is still alive then?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:45,
	
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	 No, he died on Amon Hen whilst defending the Hobbits
	No, he died on Amon Hen whilst defending the Hobbits
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:47,
	
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	 Everybody dies.
	Everybody dies.
 	Everybody.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:47,
	
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	 I hope Melisandre doesn't I quite fancy a go on her
	I hope Melisandre doesn't I quite fancy a go on her
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:50,
	
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	 Repetition of a word usually implies added emphasis to that word.
	Repetition of a word usually implies added emphasis to that word.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:51,
	
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	 Bastard
	Bastard
 	Bastard
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:54,
	
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	 I was surprised you want to go to a club
	I was surprised you want to go to a club
 	As recommend by Dozer.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 :'(
	:'(
 	Hey, I got you free entry. It's no skin off anybody's nose if you don't wig out to the crazy crazy acid house sounds, you dig?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:42,
	
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	 Right thats my good deed for the day done
	Right thats my good deed for the day done
 	I can safely be a cunt now
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:45,
	
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	 I have never been done for any driving offence
	I have never been done for any driving offence
 	not even a parking ticket.
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:55,
	
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	 Because you have no license & don't own a car?
	Because you have no license & don't own a car?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:57,
	
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	 Because he's a top-nob in the Cornish Independence Army
	Because he's a top-nob in the Cornish Independence Army
 	and the traffic coppers around there know better than to fuck with him.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:58,
	
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	 You know Kroney, you mention Cornish Independence a lot
	You know Kroney, you mention Cornish Independence a lot
 	and I don't believe I have ever claimed that I want it. Is there something you're not telling us?
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:01,
	
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	 I have a licence
	I have a licence
 	My brother in law had to claim of my insurance once
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:58,
	
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	 It was in the last thread but I feel the need to point out the The Dwarf from in Bruges is not in Game of Thrones
	It was in the last thread but I feel the need to point out the The Dwarf from in Bruges is not in Game of Thrones
 	and that Chompy is a massive DWARF RACIST for thinking all dwarf actors look the same
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:59,
	
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 	CP
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:00,
	
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	 Phompy?
	Phompy?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 Isn't a massive dwarf a contradiction?
	Isn't a massive dwarf a contradiction?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 I think the important part is that Chompy was WRONG ON THE INTERNET
	I think the important part is that Chompy was WRONG ON THE INTERNET
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 Thanks for suprising me.
	Thanks for suprising me.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:07,
	
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	 Hi my name's Bill Clay (IITIMRN) and I am also a massive DWARF RACIST
	Hi my name's Bill Clay (IITIMRN) and I am also a massive DWARF RACIST
 	I thought it was Dinklage in that Bloodhound Gang video, turns out that was the In Bruges dwarf.
*puts gun in mouth*
You've got to stick to your principles
....
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 I am surprised by the lack of responses to this GREAT THREAD
	I am surprised by the lack of responses to this GREAT THREAD
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:07,
	
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	 What this thread needs is a reminder from yesterday of what a racist nazi Swipe is
	What this thread needs is a reminder from yesterday of what a racist nazi Swipe is
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:15,
	
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	 Hahaha
	Hahaha
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 SS uniforms were so fucking cool
	SS uniforms were so fucking cool
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 Designed by Hugo Boss I believe.
	Designed by Hugo Boss I believe.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 I was surprised by being alive today
	I was surprised by being alive today
 	But I'm surprised about that every day
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:11,
	
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	 ITS THEO!!!!
	ITS THEO!!!!
 	AND HES ALIVE!!!!!!
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:12,
	
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	 Too fuckin right
	Too fuckin right
 	Close one though, bastards almost had me at the end but I got away
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 I find this surprising!!
	I find this surprising!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 Alright guys calm down yeh
	Alright guys calm down yeh
 	You'll make a girl blush
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 Good luck finding one of those on here.
	Good luck finding one of those on here.
 	Even our own mod doesn't bother logging in more than once a week.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 I see they've all been bullied off
	I see they've all been bullied off
 	AS IS RIGHT
They've got mumsnet, don't need to have them talking about egg white cervical mucus everywhere else now do we?
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:26,
	
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	 No, we have Battered for that
	No, we have Battered for that
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 Is he leaking again?
	Is he leaking again?
 	Boy needs a bung
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Today I brought my personal-best record for consecutive days lived.
	Today I brought my personal-best record for consecutive days lived.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:15,
	
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	 I lost my record cos I spent 2002-2005 dead
	I lost my record cos I spent 2002-2005 dead
 	Had to start over at 0, pretty shit
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:16,
	
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 	 lived without explosive diarrhea similar in violence and volume to an industrial slurry spreader
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 So one then.
	So one then.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 Yeah, can you imagine the mess if he also had a side arse
	Yeah, can you imagine the mess if he also had a side arse 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 Oh it's Gonz
	Oh it's Gonz
 	I can't keep up with you lot and your changing names
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 ???? how did you work out it was Gonz?
	???? how did you work out it was Gonz?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 Internet sleuth
	Internet sleuth
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 Cripes Holmes
	Cripes Holmes
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 I heard he's sacred and people have to drive around him if he sits in the road
	I heard he's sacred and people have to drive around him if he sits in the road
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:15,
	
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	 I heard he was the best customer at the local Maplins store
	I heard he was the best customer at the local Maplins store
 	And has a wide array of backpacks
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:21,
	
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	 He gets Xmas cards from his local garden centre because of all the weedkiller he gets through.
	He gets Xmas cards from his local garden centre because of all the weedkiller he gets through.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 And his sideline as a mobile hairdresser
	And his sideline as a mobile hairdresser
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 i dunt get it
	i dunt get it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 BANG
	BANG
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 KABOOM
	KABOOM
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 WHAT'S GOING ON?!
	WHAT'S GOING ON?!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 ^ Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Marvin Gaye
	^ Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Marvin Gaye
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 terrible bullying : (
	terrible bullying : (
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:33,
	
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 	e
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 WEeeeoOOOO, WeeeEOOOOO
	WEeeeoOOOO, WeeeEOOOOO
 	Cows are not sacred to Hindus, there are no cow deities - which is in itself almost odd as they've got them for many other animals.
/Fry
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 WEeeeoOOOO, WeeeEOOOOO
	WEeeeoOOOO, WeeeEOOOOO
 	fuck off
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 It may just be that they are FUCKING MASSIVE and would really fuck up your car
	It may just be that they are FUCKING MASSIVE and would really fuck up your car
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 *nose/point*
	*nose/point*
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Krishna herded cows.
	Krishna herded cows.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 WE've ALL herda cows
	WE've ALL herda cows
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 Apart from Nakers, I expect
	Apart from Nakers, I expect
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Someone surprise me with a new (good) thread please
	Someone surprise me with a new (good) thread please
 	This one's bent
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 done
	done
 	
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