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We really don't have a right laugh here do we?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:13,
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latest was 12 years ago)
whoa
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:15,
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*checks*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:15,
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Its Monday
We could do with some lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:16,
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Innit, I'm really feeling rather glum today
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:16,
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It is a somewhat grim day
Right, I'm gonna make me a coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:17,
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How is this helping the rest of us?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:17,
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Err
I'll be more awake to make shit puns?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:18,
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The pace of this place aint helping none
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:17,
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glum fives
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:18,
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Did you not watch/listen to my "jam" I posted on sunday?
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PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:22,
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No
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:23,
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You should, it's basically my life every day Yo.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1967899
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PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:24,
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that's brilkliant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:29,
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Bitches love buisness cards
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PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:33,
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500 for £10 down vista print
Also he had to move from the warzone of W6, hammersmith?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:34,
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boohoo no
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:17,
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I'm looking for a glamping weekend away, what wopuld be your preference out of the following?
Yurt
Teepee
Tree House
Shepherds hut
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:18,
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My preference would be not to camp
But if I had to, I'd make sure I was well stocked with beer and weed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:20,
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yeah but you get proper beds and shit with these I think...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:21,
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That doesn't sound too bad then
I'd go for a treehouse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:22,
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yurt race traitor
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:23,
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I like climbing trees
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:24,
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HOW CAN HE PICK BETWEEN CHILDREN?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:26,
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My preference would be for you to DYAAKY
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 May 2013, 14:26,
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*Adds Youtube link to parrot*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:18,
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I'm busy today.
I've got a four day weekend coming up
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PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:19,
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I was going to book Friday off
But some cunts arranged a meeting for Friday afternoon :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:25,
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I have a four day weekend by accident!
\o/
Booked Friday off as it is a teacher training day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:26,
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Apart from the normal days, I have not taken a days leave since Nov.
:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:29,
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There are plenty of tragic cunts on here
They should be good for a laugh. Failing that, kick their fucking ribs out their arseholes. Guaranteed hilarity.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:20,
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Alright CJ?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:20,
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Currently enjoying the flaccid sun
Its as good as it gets up in this frigid griefhole
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:24,
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You are sorely missed on here.
Glad you're still alive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:23,
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unlike his cat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:23,
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I reckon if I was a cat, I'd rather be released near a busy road than to be smashed repeatably at a window.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:24,
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Aren't you dead yet?
Christ, how can such a wrongcock persist in this world without succumbing to the lonely death you so evidently deserve.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:29,
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WTF is going on here?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:36,
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cancer joy is expressing surprise that Gonz's wonky guts haven't killed him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:36,
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Cancer Joy, have a Topoisomerase inhibitor, 'cus you're turning into a right diva.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:43,
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yeah, but for how long
My arsehole is fizzing with The Cancer.
So what excitement have i missed out on here. Other than the usual beakering and sycophancy?
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:26,
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That doesn't sound pleasant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:27,
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You missed someone posting a cure for cancer of the arsehole
It's been deleted now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:28,
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Its okay
I like the discharge
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:31,
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Nothing at all.
Just beakering and sycophancy.
Apart from occasional utter gayness.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:38,
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Wilf's been at it again
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22597878he will never do it in 80 days at this rate
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:21,
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80 corpses more liek
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:22,
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Its cos I'm not at work
Sorry
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Peej, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:23,
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That'll be it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:26,
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I lol all day.
What's up with you man?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:29,
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I'm depressed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:38,
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+un
ep
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42,
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This is a shit question and there's no Alt
Do it again please.
Open invitation to all b3tans
who've ever wanted to punch me, can't sleep again, who wants to pop over this evening and knock me the fuck out?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:30,
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*raises arm*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:33,
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Bitch please
You couldn't knock someone out in a brothel
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:34,
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some
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35,
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*asks mama*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:33,
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I get this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35,
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So do I but I'm fucked if I can remember who it's by
Lenny Kravitz keeps getting in the way which I know is wrong. On every level.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:38,
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ladies love cool james innit?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:39,
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*tips Kangol hat*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:41,
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Best comeback record by anyone, ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44,
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*groans*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:45,
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Why?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35,
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Why is it a shit question?
Why is there no Alt?
Why can't I sleep?
Why am I offering you all the chance to punch me?
SPECIFICITY, EAMES
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:38,
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why do you want a kicking?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:39,
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Cos I've fucking tried everything else
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42,
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and you still can't get it up?
edit: I missed the sleeping part of your post. Do some excercise, have sex, read before lights out, take anti histamenes etc etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42,
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Why is it always about erections with you?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:43,
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because you hurt me that time when you couldn't perform
AM I SO HIDEOUS?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44,
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Should we answer this?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46,
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I would have thought he could hear me thinking it from there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:47,
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I heard he excercises one arm frequently.
Mostly while at work.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44,
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Honestly I've tried everything
All of the above, warm milky drink (behave), bath before bed. No matter how knackered I am, as soon as there's nothing to distract me my brain starts buzzing like an aggravated beehive
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46,
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have you tried switching off the lights?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49,
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He may need some "Larry Youngs Fuel"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:53,
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Have you tried digging the buzzing out with a knitting needle in the ear?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49,
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Maybe you should reconsider your industrial sad core drug binges eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49,
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It's been 7 weeks
I reckon my system's purged by now
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:52,
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long term permanent damage though innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:53,
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I have to say
the only drugtaking that's had a long term effect that's noticeable to me is ecstasy, it's like I used up decades' worth of feeling good in a three year period.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:58,
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To you, maybe
The rest of us notice a lot more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:59,
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Quite possibly
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:00,
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Have you tried reading this?
b3ta.com/search/posts/33768/best
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PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:52,
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You horrid man
and on his birthday too
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:55,
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Nitrazipam 500mg and a glass of scotch
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:30,
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I find the idea of a rweal life b3tan dirty.
Not in the good way.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35,
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Me me me me me!
Bit far to travel, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42,
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Worth it though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46,
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Plus if it works you'll need to come back every night
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:47,
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Well, let me know.
Have to dash again now... leaving wifi area.
x's to you all
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50,
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Amyltriptaline knocks me out, can't remember anything from about 10ish onwards though and I wake up groggy as fuck.
It's quite fun to wake up to emails with Recipt in the title not knowing what you bought.
Last week it made me win a bid for a painting of a pug in a ghoastbusters uniform.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46,
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Been prescribed that
Made fuck all difference
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:48,
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I think it needs to build up in your system, never heard it make no difference to someone before, but everyone's different.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50,
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They don't come much more 'different' than this one
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:54,
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Yeah I took it for about three weeks then went back and demanded something stronger
The antidepressants worked but the side effects were fucking rubbish so I knocked them on the head
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:54,
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It's a minefield. I ain't had proper depression in like 4-5 years, but I get anxiety problems.
When I was first OhWoeIsMe it took a really nasty year or soo to get the right one for me. In retrospect if I spent the insurance money on an epic whore'n'holiday year, I think it would have done me a lot better.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:08,
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Mongy hash is your friend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:48,
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starwarslolz
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49,
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It certainly used to be mine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50,
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I'm having as much fun today as I did
when I went to the clap clinic and had a pair of cotton buds roughly jammed in my jap's eye.
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:51,
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Another office prank gone wrong for the K-Dogg
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:52,
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post a link to your new flat so we can mock it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:54,
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Don't be silly, Nakers. It's a very nice flat.
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:56,
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don't worry we'll find something
size, location, layout, fit, finish, flooring material they're all there to be roundly mocked
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:58,
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or just gaz me if you like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:59,
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1930s flat, period lift, period fireplaces
original parquet flooring, two double bedrooms, recent kitchen including new solid wooden worktops and one of those fancy separate sink things.
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:04,
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sounds nice, are you 100% set on it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:05,
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Yeah, I really like it
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:14,
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The 30s were shit.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:10,
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You are incorrect.
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:15,
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I've literally just caught up with work
It's seriously cutting in on my b3ta time.
I may have to raise an issue.
Im a bit off today too. Typical Monday blues.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:02,
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there are sinister goings on in York.
The pigeons are planning on overthrowing the government. They keep talking about a coup.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:09,
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LTI
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:09,
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Jesus Christ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:13,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:14,
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