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We really don't have a right laugh here do we?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:13,
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whoa(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:15,
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Its MondayWe could do with some lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:16,
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Innit, I'm really feeling rather glum today(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:16,
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It is a somewhat grim dayRight, I'm gonna make me a coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:17,
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How is this helping the rest of us?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:17,
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ErrI'll be more awake to make shit puns?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:18,
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The pace of this place aint helping none(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:17,
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You should, it's basically my life every day Yo.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1967899
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500 for £10 down vista printAlso he had to move from the warzone of W6, hammersmith?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:34,
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I'm looking for a glamping weekend away, what wopuld be your preference out of the following?Yurt
Teepee
Tree House
Shepherds hut
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:18,
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My preference would be not to campBut if I had to, I'd make sure I was well stocked with beer and weed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:20,
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yeah but you get proper beds and shit with these I think...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:21,
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That doesn't sound too bad thenI'd go for a treehouse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:22,
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I like climbing trees(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:24,
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HOW CAN HE PICK BETWEEN CHILDREN?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:26,
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*Adds Youtube link to parrot*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:18,
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I was going to book Friday offBut some cunts arranged a meeting for Friday afternoon :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:25,
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I have a four day weekend by accident!\o/
Booked Friday off as it is a teacher training day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:26,
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Apart from the normal days, I have not taken a days leave since Nov.:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:29,
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There are plenty of tragic cunts on hereThey should be good for a laugh. Failing that, kick their fucking ribs out their arseholes. Guaranteed hilarity.
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Currently enjoying the flaccid sunIts as good as it gets up in this frigid griefhole
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You are sorely missed on here.Glad you're still alive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:23,
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I reckon if I was a cat, I'd rather be released near a busy road than to be smashed repeatably at a window.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:24,
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Aren't you dead yet?Christ, how can such a wrongcock persist in this world without succumbing to the lonely death you so evidently deserve.
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cancer joy is expressing surprise that Gonz's wonky guts haven't killed him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:36,
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Cancer Joy, have a Topoisomerase inhibitor, 'cus you're turning into a right diva. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:43,
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yeah, but for how longMy arsehole is fizzing with The Cancer.
So what excitement have i missed out on here. Other than the usual beakering and sycophancy?
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That doesn't sound pleasant(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:27,
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You missed someone posting a cure for cancer of the arseholeIt's been deleted now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:28,
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Nothing at all.Just beakering and sycophancy.
Apart from occasional utter gayness.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:38,
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Wilf's been at it again www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22597878
he will never do it in 80 days at this rate
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:21,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42,
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This is a shit question and there's no AltDo it again please.
Open invitation to all b3tans
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I get this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35,
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So do I but I'm fucked if I can remember who it's byLenny Kravitz keeps getting in the way which I know is wrong. On every level.
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*tips Kangol hat*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:41,
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Best comeback record by anyone, ever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44,
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*groans*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:45,
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Why is it a shit question?Why is there no Alt?
Why can't I sleep?
Why am I offering you all the chance to punch me?
SPECIFICITY, EAMES
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and you still can't get it up?edit: I missed the sleeping part of your post. Do some excercise, have sex, read before lights out, take anti histamenes etc etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42,
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because you hurt me that time when you couldn't performAM I SO HIDEOUS?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44,
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I would have thought he could hear me thinking it from there(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:47,
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I heard he excercises one arm frequently.Mostly while at work.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44,
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Honestly I've tried everythingAll of the above, warm milky drink (behave), bath before bed. No matter how knackered I am, as soon as there's nothing to distract me my brain starts buzzing like an aggravated beehive
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have you tried switching off the lights?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49,
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He may need some "Larry Youngs Fuel"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:53,
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Have you tried digging the buzzing out with a knitting needle in the ear?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49,
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Maybe you should reconsider your industrial sad core drug binges eh?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49,
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I have to saythe only drugtaking that's had a long term effect that's noticeable to me is ecstasy, it's like I used up decades' worth of feeling good in a three year period.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:58,
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To you, maybeThe rest of us notice a lot more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:59,
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Me me me me me!Bit far to travel, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42,
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Well, let me know.Have to dash again now... leaving wifi area.
x's to you all
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50,
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Amyltriptaline knocks me out, can't remember anything from about 10ish onwards though and I wake up groggy as fuck.It's quite fun to wake up to emails with Recipt in the title not knowing what you bought.
Last week it made me win a bid for a painting of a pug in a ghoastbusters uniform.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46,
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I think it needs to build up in your system, never heard it make no difference to someone before, but everyone's different.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50,
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They don't come much more 'different' than this one(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:54,
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Yeah I took it for about three weeks then went back and demanded something strongerThe antidepressants worked but the side effects were fucking rubbish so I knocked them on the head
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It's a minefield. I ain't had proper depression in like 4-5 years, but I get anxiety problems.When I was first OhWoeIsMe it took a really nasty year or soo to get the right one for me. In retrospect if I spent the insurance money on an epic whore'n'holiday year, I think it would have done me a lot better.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:08,
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It certainly used to be mine.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:50,
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I'm having as much fun today as I did when I went to the clap clinic and had a pair of cotton buds roughly jammed in my jap's eye.
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:51,
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Another office prank gone wrong for the K-Dogg(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:52,
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post a link to your new flat so we can mock it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:54,
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don't worry we'll find somethingsize, location, layout, fit, finish, flooring material they're all there to be roundly mocked
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:58,
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1930s flat, period lift, period fireplacesoriginal parquet flooring, two double bedrooms, recent kitchen including new solid wooden worktops and one of those fancy separate sink things.
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:04,
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I've literally just caught up with work It's seriously cutting in on my b3ta time.
I may have to raise an issue.
Im a bit off today too. Typical Monday blues.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:02,
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there are sinister goings on in York.The pigeons are planning on overthrowing the government. They keep talking about a coup.
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