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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Local News Link!www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10434718.Man_chops_off_own_penis_on_Penryn_street/
This is near where I work. "It is thought the man may suffer from a mental health issue." No fucking shit!
Do you have any mental health issues?
Alt Oh I dunno lunch or something
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Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:13,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I didn't know Enzyme was from Cornwall.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:14,
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WTF is wrong with you lot?www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/4763999.Sex_slurry_pervert_is_at_it_again/?ref=ar
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:16,
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Oh him, yeh he's nuts but thats a really old story it just gets shared online a lot so is always in most shared(
Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:20,
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I like that the tone of your reply implies both that you know him, and that what he does isn't that shockingn(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:32,
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There's only so many times that a man jerks off in cow shit half a mile up the road from you before you get desensitisedHe brings his own tissues, so its not so bad
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Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:39,
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that happened in a restaurant in London a while back as well didn't it? I get quite paranoid sometimes. It got so bad at one point when I was younger I would get properly physically sick at the thought I'd upset someone.
I'm ok now though.
Alt: JAM SANDWICHES!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:16,
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paranoid someone might cut their dick off in front of you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:17,
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why? There seems to have been 2 cases of this in the last 5 years or so. Do people you see regularly strike you as the sort to have that sort of extreme break down?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:22,
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just keep an eye out for anyone carrying a knife and steer well clear of them(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:25,
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what did I do? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:24,
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I wasn't going to apologise, My plan was to keep doing it until you left. Or killed yourself, whichever came first.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:31,
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I worked for a different restaurant chain under the same parent company when it happened. It was a lol time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:34,
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thanks, I rather thought so(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:36,
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I'm curious batter, How often does it pose an issue in your life?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:23,
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put it this wayhe wears a bicycle helmet at all times just in case
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:24,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:38,
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Serious answer; different aspects cause different issues.Practical things; I have to review my driving license every three years (which makes hiring cars a problem) & I'm not allowed a bike license anymore. I have to take two lots of medication twice a day, which I remember to do 98% of the time. I have to have reviews at the hospital every three months - MRI scans etc. Life assurance costs me three times what it would cost you.
Physical impact; if I have a full on seizure (grand mal tonic clonic) I lose my memory & bladder control, tear muscles from the convulsions and it takes me about a week to fully recover. Luckily I haven't had one of these for about 4 years (hence why I have a driving license).
Sometimes I feel a seizure coming on (sudden aversion to heat, pins & needles down the right hand side of my face) so take an additional type of medication and lie down until it passes. Sometimes it can take hours for this to pass and it feels shit. This last happened to me a couple of months ago when I was in Poland.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:33,
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so you can tell when it's about to happen? is that common, or are you lucky? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:35,
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Pretty common. It's known as an 'aura'. This can be many different things for different people - some people experience a certain smell, get headaches etc.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:37,
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Well look on the brightside, my mum is at least having a wash before you lick her out.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:46,
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Well it's caused by problems with brain chemistry, so physical health of the brain. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:38,
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yeahNot mental health, though I appreciate that many mental health conditions are caused by chemical imbalances etc.
There's a guy here that suffers from Grand Mal, he doesn't get any aura or forewarning.
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You are probably aware by now that an anecdote along the lines of"so and so doesn't have that therefore it never happens" isn't an argument.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:44,
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of course, I didn't mean that to sound like I was calling BS.I suppose I should have added 'which is probably worse'.
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yeah, definately more of an anal health issue(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:39,
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slightly ironic title of the paper theregiven the subject matter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:18,
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Got about 6 hours last nightAnd have the opportunity to drink myself into a coma tonight
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Yeah but you know what's worse than drunk sleep?NO FUCKING SLEEP AT ALL
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mayeb you should start eating meat again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:34,
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Something something blowjobs (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:40,
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PRINCE????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:49,
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Apart from vegetarianism and being a massive Susan.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:21,
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Very good thanks. Found a place to move to, got 3-4 hours of contact with micro everyday and much happier now I'm not arguing with my wife all the time. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:35,
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Oh that's ace mateEspecially glad you're getting to see the nipper so much.
How long do you give it before the name "microbattered" is no longer physically accurate though?
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Well she's only 20 months old so I think I've got a while yet; at least a few more weeks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:39,
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I assume your username will change to mark her outgrowing youStill in the Smoke? Just for my reference next time I have a meeting down there
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Yep. Still in London - only a five minute walk from where I was.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:45,
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Cool, I'll shout you next time I'm downI think Nakers is saying something below but he's gone way over the allotted limit which I'm prepared to give enough of a shit to read
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Jesus christ pay attentionhe's got a great sized two bed new build on a reasonable 6 month lease allowing him to pop round the corner for his allotted 4hrs with micro. Eventually he'll be looking for a period house £550-£660k the location of which will depend on work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:46,
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Correct. Though I'll try to get somewhere just under £500k as the stamp duty % is lower. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:47,
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I have persue..purserve..perseveir..err, kept watching Battlestar GalacticaIt has improved slightly. The last one was the one with John (worst father ever) Heard. What happened to Ensign Ro anyways? I really should pay more attention.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:28,
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I can't tell you that can ISpoilers
Unless of course you mean in Star Trek, in which case I still can't tell you, because I don't know
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I remember when she turned up in True Blood looking like a good guyI immediately pointed out to the missus that she must be evil. Didn't tell her why. Got to spend the second series looking like Nostrafuckingdamus.
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I might need a slide-rule to figure this one outAlt: I have a few boring bits before i get to my tub of pickled beetroot. This is the part of my lunch (after the 1.5 bottles of Rioja obvs.)
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:24,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1970915
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:37,
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clearly, but the wife got two "innocent veg pots" for the price of oneit's jerk curry flavour
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:40,
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it was alright, quite fruity really, but needed something moresomething I can't put my finger on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:46,
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The DOCTORS told me I had depression but I reckon I'm just lazy and melodramaticAlt: Yeah go on then
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:40,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1970831
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:42,
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I replied to you back thereLike, forever ago, dude, yo.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:46,
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YOU SHOULD BE EATING BREAD AND WATER BEFORE YOU END UP IN DEBTORS PRISON(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:49,
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No mental health issues here.Way too willing to trust people sometimes and wonder why I get stabbed in the back, but that hasn't happened in at least a few weeks.
AA's money woes made me lol.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:42,
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You're from Cornwalland are therefore ill-placed to disparagingly comment on the average rates of mental health problems in a country. Trot off to your local High St and chop your balls off outside a "surf shack", son.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:51,
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My local high street doesn't have a surf shopI don't live near the tourist traps, that would be worse than the fact that my wife has already chopped my balls off
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Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:58,
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none whatoseverbut i've dated guys with depression and anxiety. there may be a connection here.
lunch - artisan food fair outside work today. moroccan stand, lebanese wraps stand, thai curry stand, pulled chorizo stand, paella stand...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:57,
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Did somebody point out some flaw in his opinion?I've noticed that one tends to follow the other.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:01,
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it was a fucking stupid comment thoughwhat is the earthly use of an "average" in a city where £500k will buy you a shoebox in one part and a 4 bed house in another...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:03,
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Ouch!No mental health issues, but when I finished working at a Sky call centre my doctor diagnosed me with depression and offered to put me on the sick and give me drugs after me doing a tick sheet for symptoms.
Scary how easy it was.
I took them for a week just to see what happened.
Turns out, fuck all.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:02,
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Pizza Express is definitely better than nice little family-run Italian restaurantsand if you disagree with me, I'm going to delete this thread :(((((
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:10,
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what if i post that in response to everything you say?i could make you delete yourself from the board permanently
"i have a dream..."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:12,
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Is it because she hasn't done this yet with a pug?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:27,
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because she's been unpleasant to me for a number of years.Yeaaaaaarrrs dozer, it's fucking crazy.
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It is the case, only you care. Everybody else only gives a shit because you keep deleting threads.(
Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:41,
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I love a bit of thread deletion.Everyone gets so upset.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:54,
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Nobody cares over your stupid little drama with swipe.People, including me, care when you delete threads, you little prick.
Jesus. I can see why she likes you so much.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:00,
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He says, upsetedly.What I do is a response to her actions, why don't you take her out to a nice Italian and tell her to stop it?
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I'm annoyed over the thread deletionsbecause you're unilaterally deleting other peoples' reponses as well as hers.
You're being the cunt. Not her. It's easy to understand.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:06,
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Cause -> EffectIf she left me alone, which she's failed to do for like four fucking years i wouldn't have to do anything. I'd love not to have to do anything, if you spent less time trying to justify this unhealthy obsession she has with me or trying to excuse her childish behaviour then maybe she'd be stop.
I don't want anything to do with her, I've ignored her, asked her to stop, told her to leave me alone, put her 2.0, don't reply to her posts, check to make sure I'm not posting above her if I do a new thread, and still she logs out and makes sarcy comments designed to annoy me. It's pathetic, and you white knighting her like this makes her think that her attitude and actions are acceptable, when they're not.
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I don't give a shit about any of that.I just want you to not take it upon yourself to delete other peoples' posts because you've got a spite erection on.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:27,
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Which you have to log out to see. Or you're using a different browser.And then deleting the sub-thread out of sheer spite.
It's not a good look.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:21,
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I've been doing it since before ignore 2.0 she hasn't stopped replying.(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
She's not replying directly to you, she's replying to other people who have replied to you.Nobody aside from you thinks that she's the one being the prick in this scenario. Do yourself a favour and pack it in.
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Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:33,
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She only replied to say that I was wrong.She could just keep logged in. If you've got a better way to get her to leave me alone I'm all ears.
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so if i log out to see if someone has typed something to deliberately upset myself, i get to delete it
fucking genius.
what is the point of putting someone on ignore and then logging out to read their posts? hahahahahaha.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:19,
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Terrible misuse of possessive pronoun here from 'yourself'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:24,
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i think he's quite obviously trollingi'm no expert tho
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:13,
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since when did that ever stop anyone from posting their V SERIOUS OPINIONZ ONLINE?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:16,
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i dunno i dunno what that means soz(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:43,
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fancy preferring the above and making yourself look patheticrather than just saying, "you know what, i was a rude cunt and i'm sorry," and buying yourself eternal peace. weird.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:01,
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They had to redefine "mental health" last year 'cus it turns out that everyone has something.I can't remember the details, american something or other.
I reckon I got few wonky things with me head, don't mind them though. The weirdest one I get is Exploding Head Syndrome.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:15,
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sometimes the end of my nob falls off put i can put it back on and its fine for a few monthsdunno if that counts
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:00,
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