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So TH once ate 5 Big Macs - what's the most disgusting bit of internet eating YOU'VE ever done?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:34, 206 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YMs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I also ate 3 McRibs on the trot
Not on the same day as the Big Macs, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Do you remember Fatty Arbuckle's in Southsea?
I did the Arbuckle challenge twice. Still got the t-shirts and certificates.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I did that in Basildon once

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I think it was Fatty Arbuckles anyway

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I used to like that place
Shame it's closed down.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
And no, the Arbuckle Challenge is not "rape a waitress, then lie on top of her until she dies"
Unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Cancel that then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
My brother used to work there when he was at the art school.
I've eaten there once.

Tru stori
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Well there you go
Their steaks were pretty good, as were their jacket potatoes for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
My brother used to fill his pockets with all the food he could carry after every shift, the cheapskate boozhound.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, Twoey
I think you're great. You are, however, fucking disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Oh, this sort of thing is way behind me
Mainly, as I said before, because my insides are wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
What is the Arbuckle Challenge?
Eat a ton of food, and if you don't puke, you get your dosh back?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Eat a load of food, yes
But sadly you still had to pay for it. I got a t-shirt and a certificate both times I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Have a go at this then.
And you get your tenner back.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215745/Could-biggest-English-breakfast-world.html
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)
*boke*
Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)
i bet those sausages aren't even made with higher welfare pork

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
If you successfully eat all that, you've got some obesity problems.
Internet FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I'm hardly surprised.
Still, a lifetime of salads await, you lucky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Yeah
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I was once crushed and smoked some of
these. Made me really sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Hahahah
Lad I know did a bucketbong of seeds once. That was 'hilarious'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Nice
Me and my brother bucketbong'd some PG Tips once. It looked really cool when it burned, but it smelled like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I tried to sell pg tips as hash once.
Sufficed to say I got punched in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
When I was at college, I sold some mud to a guy in my class and told him it was resin
I fully intended to give him his money back the next day when he realised, and so on. He came in and said it was really good, and thanks for selling it to him. I was dumbfounded. So did he smoke it and get high (placebo type thing)? Or was he too embarrassed to say it had no effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
everyone has seen this happen
desperation to fit in/look cool I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Must be
He was a tragic case.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
similar happen at my school to multiple parties with moss/tea/whatever greenery was to hand

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Might try it again, but with methi
Looks just like it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
i know someone who's party piece was to smoke a bong full of cheese
it was revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Jesus
The stench must have been staggering.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
he would mainly vomit afterwards
it took a lot of fire to keep it smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
We had a guy like that.
He'd smoke all sorts to show off, in using lego men and poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
We smoked banana skins as kids, never worked.
Most legal "highs" are crap.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Yes, I tried that
No one I know has ever gotten high on banana skins.

Salvia is still legal...and that's...well....unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Nutmeg works if you make it into a "space paste"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Does it?
I've heard about nutmeg before, but again I've never known anyone that's made it work. Also, isn't nutmeg poisonous in sufficient quantities?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Isn't everything?
Yeah it works but it's strange as it takes about 6-8 hours after eating to hit you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
yep tried that, dind't work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
After a bbq the other week I ate, a pack of doritoes 4 cold chicken wings and a cold burger.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I had the chicken wings with Nandos peri peri garlic sauce.
It was nice.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
...and you didn't die?

(socynicalsohip, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Ate a couple of mouthfuls of stale cake this morning.
Then I threw the cake away because it was stale.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I think my 'full rack of ribs at 10am' from a few weeks back is my lowest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Good lad
Breakfast of champions
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Good job you weren't on a meat-free week, or anything.
Man, that would have been embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I used to just buy cases of out of date Newcastle brown in cans and see if I could do all 24 in one sitting.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Jeepers
Did you ever manage it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Once.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Only once

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Yeah, I was pretty sick. I'm not sure whether from volume or just out of date.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I'd say a little from column A and a little from column B

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I drank a whole slab of lager when I was about 17, I drank myself sober

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Glory days eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
We once hopped over the back wall of a pub in Winch and nicked two crates of brown beer
that must have been 10 years out of date. Heist of the century, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I had a pub that all the barrels used to go out in the yard as the cellar was so small,
To combat theft, we'd lock up and chain all the new ones, and leave 2 empties full of water unchained (made to look like it was a mistake)
They'd regularly go missing, but I met a guy a few months back who told the story if how he stole a barrel, and found it to be water, and how angry he was. Victory.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I'd steal a barrel just to have a homebrew barrel.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
You're smart enough to know that real kegs aren't closed up with cork.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I really don't think he is windy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)
ACHSULLY I AM ACHSULLY,
YOU CAN'T CORK A PRESSURE BARREL THICKO
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You know, I'm going to be in Milton Keynes everyday for 3 weeks fairly soon, I'm considering a Keynes bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Gaz me up bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)
count me in too

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Better sign Battered up, he can get twin room for him and Doris

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
no need
I shall be able to get home quite easily from there!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I used to live with some students
and got home pissed one night and there was a bunch of them in the living room. They said if I had been half an hour earlier I could have had some left over Chinese.

So I fished the stacked containers out of the bin and feasted verily upon the chinky.

Nom.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Good job you never ate an entire multipack of NikNaks, you fat wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Don't you hate people who say "you-get-me?"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Tru dat bruv, knaamean?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Ahh ENT even lyin. Bruv.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Or northerns when they say
'give it me'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
KEN YEH BORRAH ME A TENNA, LA?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
You want to buy Aberdeen?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
how's the new flat?
FM had any more hilarious cock ups?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
The new flat's great and no, aside from unsuitable men, she's been fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
If I was single you could introduce her to me
she isn't, you know, common?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
She's from somewhere ghastly up North.
Men seem to like her, though I'll be damned if I know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
breasts I suspect
it's their secret weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Every Tuesday night at our local pub quiz - a big fuck-off bag of cheesy Doritos.
Strikethrough heaven
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Every Tuesday night at our local pub quiz - a big fuck-off bag of cheesy Doritos.
Strikethrough heaven
PENIS LOL
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Not quite what I had in mind, but thanks for playing Chompy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Basically, most of OT are functionally alcoholic, overweight pigs, whose average colon contains 20lbs of undigested meat.
Congratulations.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
+ employed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
+Girlfriend

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
It just gets worse.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Pigs Brains in hot pot.
It was as grim as you may suspect.
(socynicalsohip, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I've had pickled pig tails,
which came in a vacuum pack. Looked horrendous, tasted worse.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
i imagine it reminded you of your cling film fetish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Never had one of them funnily enough.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)
THAT'S NOT WHAT THE INTERNET SAYS
I heard you wrapped your chipolata in clig film and then exposed yourself to old woman at the deli counter of Morrisons before wanking furiously and running away oinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I had a mixed grill once which I recall contained:
2 pork chops
2 lamb chops
steak
Liver
kidneys
chicken breast
2 sausages
black pudding
gammon steak
Onion rings
homemade chips cooked in beef dripping

I had heartburn for about 6 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
i dunt get the point in a mixed grill
quantity over quality
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I never did, but sometimes they're exceptional, and generally decent value for money.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
The ones at Harvester look alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I used to work near a Harvester and had lunch there every friday.
I kept thinking Harvesters are decent pub grub, not too bad. Then I went into other ones, Harvesters are shit holes staffed by retards, I was just lucky with the one I worked near
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)
yeah...too true. I dread to think what's in the salad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)
The few I've been into were a bit dire.
Chain places generally are, although 'spoons do a nice brekkie. Their chips are rank though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Train the "chefs" for two shifts and pay them minimum wage, you won't get much in the way of consistant quality.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:12, Reply)
They get picture cards to work from.
How hard can it be?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)
It's not hard to make something people won't die from.
It is hard to make something nice.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Y'see these places tend to focus more on how it looks than how it tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
lesson for life
never eat anywhere where there are pictures of the food
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
So the whole of Hong Kong :((((

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
yeah there are clearly exceptions, Asian food often being one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
And Ikea

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
fuck that shit, I ent eating bat ikea
why would you eat at Ikea?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Meatballs and their berry based sauce
nomnomnomnom
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Yeah, but surely any sane person wnats to leave ikea as soon as possible, not hang around eating meatballs of dubious origin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
they do not do a good 'brekkie' or anything else for that matter
get your tongue out of the gutter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:12, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:12, Reply)
I once had a second portion of lentils.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Christmas day?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Summer Solstice.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Yurt munching mofo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)
My milk is green, come drink me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Lucky Mrs Tangers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
This is not relevant to my interests

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)
sorry shall we talk about dwarf donkey porn instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Is that dwarves with donkeys or dwarf donkeys?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
dwarfs and shetland ponies, it's only fair to level the playing field

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
What are your interests?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Mr The Geordies inherent entitlments.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Or
Al-Rights

hahahahahahahahahhahaahwehavearightlaughheredontwehahahahahhahaha
check em
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
upset

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Fuck this shit, I'm off to get a haircut.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
i once worked with an enormous swedish chef who said he used to go to burger king
and buy 40 burgers, eat 20 and freeze the rest so he could have them for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
he also firmly believed that mashed potato should be half potato half butter

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
He's a hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
certainly is!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I've eaten an entire 16" pizza
more than once.

Not deep pan, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I've seen your mum gobble up 16 inches.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
up her nostril
whilst being gang skull fucked.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Woah. What? Why has this hit my too far button?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Really? Seems a pretty low threshold.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Yeah, I know.
I've seen far worse, but this one hit a button. Maybe I've a repressed memory of a loved one being skull fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Don't repress.
REJOICE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
+ gang

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Who nose?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Ha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
oh yeah me too
although I ordered one on Sunday night and restricted myself to half, I was very proud of myself
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
He was listening to Erasure and couldn't manage the rest of the pixzza.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
What, so Nakers can only take eight inches at a time, your post is heavily implying
that you can take twice that and *he's* the gay one? I don't think you've thought this through, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
I heard your Mrs etc...........

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
SHESAIDTHREEWASPLENTYSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
3 was plenty. But not enough for her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)
it was concious decision not to be a fat cunt
it's hard enough to shift weight at 31, god knows what it might be like in I don't know, say 9 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Yeah, imagine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
the main thing is that you are tall, so you can pull it off, so to speak
If you were below average height, those few pounds can really make a difference. Not great if say you were newly single and looking to rebuild your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:34, Reply)
You horrible man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I'm lovely really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Capt Placid pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:05, Reply)
No, I'm still here.
I just don't find high-end trouser chat particularly enthralling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Sorry to have left you out, here let me help
How do you find the quality of Peacocks elasticated waistband demin trousers compares to George @ Asda?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Soz, the high-end in my previous comment was redundant.
I don't find any trouser talk that interesting. Soz, bruv.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:11, Reply)
more of skirt wearer eh? That's cool, takes all sorts to make a world.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:13, Reply)
They're called KILTS.
God, it's exactly this sort of blatant ignorance that's making Scotland want independance.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:14, Reply)
I'm bored, I may go home now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Captain Placid prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:18, Reply)
whatevs, first day back innit
I don't want to burn out
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:21, Reply)
ok still here due to fuck wit clients

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:41, Reply)
someone is arguing a point with me that I made clearly several weeks ago
and he's getting upset and angry online. I may make that the subject header for my next email
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Good idea

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I'm still here because I still have work to do :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:45, Reply)
mayeb you should try not going on strike so often then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Innit, fucking workshy Frenchies burning our lamb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Oi Kroney!
I'll have you know I put in a solid 8 (maybe 10) minutes today! Started late, knocked off early - that's what made this country great.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:06, Reply)
now I'll put up with a lot but calling me Kroney is TOO FAR MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I'm truly sorry!
But the cheese-eating-surrender-monkey is impugning my honour as a hard-working, upright beacon of the British 'can do, will do'* ethic!


*'Probably won't and, frankly, can't be arsed'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Well you should have started a new thread before to went too far.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:28, Reply)

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