Morning all
For the dad's here how was fathers day?

For the others how was Sunday?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 7:38, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Father's day was excellent, thanks for asking.
How was yours?

Just so we don't miss out on the witty repartee and stunning insights of King Zog, perhaps I could attempt a post in his (almost) inimitable style. Here goes....
Hahaha yeah, Sundays, Father's day, yeah.

Hahaha
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Check em
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor-backed_musk_turtle

This was my father's day present
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 7:56, Reply)

Morning, my Sunday was alright, roast dinner in the pub
I have an ethical question, though. Saw a profile on a dating website, thought the profile picture looked more like a professional headshot. Drag and drop into google image search and BOOM, an IMDB profile. She was in a bunch of short independent films and a New Years Eve thing on telly. I wrote and asked if she was in something at New Years, implying I had a vague memory. She wrote back seeming very pleased to be remembered from a brief appearance.

So do I tell her how I found out now - stop the lie growing out of control - or save it until the honeymoon?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Just watch it, that'll be easier.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)

yeah but it was Alan Carr's New Years Specstacular

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I've been out of the dating game for quite a while.
I'm sure she has probably googled you, tried to look at your facebook and other social media sites, so no biggy really.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)

so that's a vote for confess?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I think he's trying to tell you it is already doomed because she will have found out a bit more about you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)

No need to confess, you haven't really done anything wrong is what I'm saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Keep lying
then fabricate more and more ever fantastical lies and do not blow your cover. You must take this secret to the grave.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:46, Reply)

This doesn't seem very important.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Sunday was alright, thanks
Woke up hungover to buggery, shifted to Wetherspoons to eat something to help shift it. Felt alright after that, went home and finished my book, then watched the cricket. After that, cooked some food for dinner, then started watching Game Of Thrones.

All in all, a successfully lazy Sunday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:28, Reply)

But what about my MORAL DILEMMA

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)

That's not a moral dilemma, just a small white lie, surely?
Like no-one ever tells lies on dating sites......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)

A small white lie to you maybe
But it was probably the first time anyone has ever recognised her and, if it turns out to be a lie, she won't be able to forgive Lighty.
He should stick to the lie if he is ever going to have any chance of meeting this girl.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

That's an interesting slant.
I can also pursue the "you clearly made an impression on me" angle.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Googling people is kind of creepy.
I would pretend to not be able to remember quite where you saw her and ask her about it.

Loose end tied.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)

already burnt that bridge

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)

You're probably going to have to kill her in the end.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)

"By coincidence I was watching it last week because my mate was in the audience, and we had a bet on that he was wearing his typical pink shirt (don't ask, he loves it but it makes him look like a Kensington florist)"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I built an Ikea chest of drawers.
Oddly, it was straight forward and a surprising quick process.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Bit shit
No card, present was a bottle with chilli's in it, it looks nice but says not for consumption, decorative purposes. I have nowhere to put it and the wife bought it thinking I would cook with it. The day went ok and ended absolutely shit. I am now tired ratty and really can't be fucked.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:51, Reply)

You should have got a Razor Backed Musk Turtle
I still need to name it.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

That is a weird present.
Did you ask for one?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)

No
It was my sons idea, god knows what him and the wife were thinking
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

call it Sherman or Panzer
after the tank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Name it after a ninja artist from italy

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)

That would be to cheesy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I wasn't serious
sorry for the misunderstanding
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Sorry PJ I'm all a bit Meh this morning

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I understand
and sympathise
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:27, Reply)

do you need an apey hug?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Yes
Yes I do.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Come ere big guy
My fathers day was also shit, 5:30 wake up from mini ape after getting to bed at 1, 3 hours in the car from Cambridge via central London, then an afternoon of exhausted admin and house bollocks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Did you fuck things up with the missus too?

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Nah, that's probably more of a slow burner
Sorry to hear that mate, don't give up though, it was never gonna be a smooth path.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Morning Nakers
Did you have problems getting on /OT?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

today? No
Although I told myself on my walk in I was gonna nail work this morning and not faff about on here...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Someone needs to keep the post count up, what with prolific poster Monty Boyce being out of the country.
Everyone is relying on you, man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

achtung!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

By the amount of posters around, you may have no choice but to work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

amazing thanks
First one I've ever actually seen my kid on. And now I'm off to Germany. Rock and roll.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Fuck off and take you chipper happy mood with you
Be careful they clamp down on nazi stuff quite hard in Germany.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

He'd better not get a blow job while he's out there then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I'm after some black market Hitlerabilia

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I'm there on Friday at some point.
I get paid the week after. We should probably sort out beers, or sutin.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)

jawohl

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I can't for the life of me remember what that beer and sausage place was called.
However, if you want to try and find it, get off the subway at Oranienburger Tor. Walk south towards the river on FriedreichstraBe. Cross over the river and it's on the left hand side of the road opposite a Superdry shop. It's a pretty big place with a central bar.

It's near the railway bridge. I think it's before you pass underneath it.

You could get off the subway at FreidreichstraBe, of course. I think if you do that you'll need to walk north towards the river.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

we're staying right near there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Oh cool,
In which case, north of the river is OranienburgstraBe. It's the long street that connects FreidreichstraBe with the East museum district. From the Oranienburg Tor S-bahn station, walk down OranienburgstraBe. Before you get to the fuck-off church, there's a small square with a cocktail place on the corner. That's opposite the hotel we stayed at and they do some pretty good drinks.

It's called Mirchi.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I forgot to send mine a card
or a birthday card, which is today
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Just change your facebook picture to one of your dad, seems to be the "in thing"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I found a really old album containing photos of my mum and biological father
from before I was born the other weekend. That was weird. They were both younger than me at the time.

/csb
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

weird because you got a bit of a chub on?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Are you calling me fat?

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

If he's not, I am.
Fatty.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I remembered that it was Father's Day at 10am yesterday.
I went out to the supermarket, bought a card, bought some pens to write the card, wrote the card, drove around to deliver the card. Selfish pricks are on holiday.

Dropped card through letterbox, drove back to North London.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Have you not got your missus taking care of this sort of shit yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:25, Reply)

No, I could always put reminders in my easily accessible phone calendar, I suppose.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Effort.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I went to the shops and bought a card an a fancy bottle of whiskey, cost about £270
Then I remembered the selfish cunts dead so I poured it down the sink.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:25, Reply)

haha
Dozer would be gnashing his teeth if you did that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:27, Reply)

the sink my throat
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I had a cracking day. Was out on Saturday night, but managed to wake up without a hangover yesterday morning
Kids were making Sunday dinner, supervised by the GF, so I was ordered to sit on my arse and watch the cricket. Perfect.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:27, Reply)

It was brilliant, actually

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)

That sounds great!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Oh man
YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Twoey *nods*
I could really do with going back to bed. :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Hey, turns out there's a road near me called Hartley Road
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I bet they have some awful traffic jams there
I really need some new material
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

There's a house near me with a plaque outside saying "Two Hoots"
And I've considered vandalising it. But I'm almost certainly won't. Because I'm not like that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

There is one near me with a Historical plaque.
Saying that Marilyn Monroe stayed there, only just found out it was a fake
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Never mind
So was she, to be fair
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Ha you could change the letters around so it spells out Who Toots!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

exACTly

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Excellent story, Twoey!

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I AM something of a raconteur, it's true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)

wetherspoons Liverpool Street.
Second pint, waiting to cross the ten o'clock railcard rubicon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I could do with a hair of the dog

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Me too
and about 10 hours more sleep
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

^ THIS ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

^ tired and emotional ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

tired and emotional hungover
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Dad was sulking at me for something, so the extent of father's day was a heartfelt text from me, with a 'Thanks' in response.
Cheapest Father's Day ever, should do this more often.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

He was probably blobbing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)

God, imagine if we started blobbing too?
We'd all fucking synchronise and one week out of four would be like Battle Royale or Lord of the Flies or something.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I still haven't seen the original Japanese
"Battle Royale" film
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

compared to the non original Bulgarian remake?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

there has been a few re-makes yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I haven't seen any of them. Happy to help.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Massive help
Thank you very much
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

When?

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

The hunger games is based on this, as is the latest predator movie
and there has been a few low budget remakes
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

The hunger games is not based Battle Royale and neither are remakes

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)

movies.msn.com/movies/movie-similar-movies/battle-royale/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)

So if a movie is similar to another one that makes it a remake?

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Holy Shit!
Men in Black II is a remake of Ghostbusters
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Based loosely yes
Just like the seven samurai and the magnificent 7, the reason they didn't make a "battle royale" remake was because it was too similar to the hunger games
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)

The Magnificent 7 was actually based on Seven Samurai, its a relling of the same story
Whereas Hunger Games just has some similarities and they're really not that similar when you watch them side by side. Yes They are not currently making a remake because the hunger games was similar but apparently the author of the hungers games had not seen Battle Royale and similarities are coincidence. Either way, loosely based does not make it a remake. as far as I am aware there are no actual remakes of Battle Royale nor do there need to be, its only 13 years old and was done pretty well first time round.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Again a film that I have been meaning to watch for ages but never got round to it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

it's quite cheesy
/pulp fiction lolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Gogo now and never return

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

^ Kill bill and battle royale reference

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Father's Day was good when it eventually came together
Micro was due to come back from Edinburgh before two, train was delayed so by the time I met her at Kings Cross there wasn't time to do what was originally planned.

We had a good time after that though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

She was on the train on her own?

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)

No, my ex was on it as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I went Brussels !
Had a fantastic time, tried all sorts of amazing foods.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Moule Frite?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I should imagine he's got a terrible case of the 'moules frites'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah', but they wern't very good, its out of season and just generally left me 'meh'.
The chocolates and sweets were stunning though, and I had some really good lobster. And the beers were WOW, we do beer so wrong over here, they're I can drink all the different beers all day long. Somehow they don't get you pissed though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)

If Belgian beers don't get you pissed
you're doing it very wrong.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I donno, must have had about 3 for lunch and 3 for dinner on saturday, and one or two more for middles, didn't get even tippsy.
And i'm not a drinker.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)

If you think we do beers wrong, you're drinking the wrong beers.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)

This as well.
But I expect what PP means by "we do beers wrong" is "we don't put fruit and 1.71 metric fucktons of sugar in our beers"

Which, is only doing beers wrong on the Pops scale.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Belgian beer isn't all flavoured/sweet.
They do a lot of very strong beers, and wheat beers. They tend to age their beers for longer than most european beers as well.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

The chap at my local beer emporium keeps trying to persuade me to share in his passion for Gueuze.
As far as I can tell it is old beer mixed in with new beer and isn't very nice.
It certainly isn't sweet or fruity, anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I just looked it up.
Sounds shit, but I'd like to try it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)

It is and you should.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Yes, I know.
I've probably spent more time out drinking in Belgium than any other country bar the UK or the US. I'm taking the piss out of Gonz's curious tastebuds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Belgian beers seem to fall into two camps
"Fruity drinks for people that don't like beer" and "hop wine like Duvel"

That is if you discount mass produced lagers, which I should think you probably do.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

It's a bit broader than that that in terms of varieties
but, yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)

It's not really to my taste, to be honest.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Yup, spot on.
You get the choice of both there though, the nice sweat / fruity beers, or the 'real beers'. Over here there's hardly any choice in comparison, you get El Desparado and thats about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)

And the women too, I could stand in the center, close my eyes, turn around 3 times with my arms pointed out.... and i'll end up pointing at someone i'd marry in an instant.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)

This is a depressing read.
m.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/oct/09/joyce-vincent-death-mystery-documentary
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)

What an odd story.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Meh
It's what happens when you have no friends or family. Sad, but there we are. If you don't want it to happen to you, surround yourself with both and stay in regular contact.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Who sent her the presents then?

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

soz that was me it was a bot dog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Santa
obvs
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)

It was OK
I got a mug. Then we took minibadger into town. Then we had some honey. The end.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Needs more bommyknocker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

YES.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Coincidentally
I put a honeybadger in a mug, and took it into town.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)

You're lucky to be alive
honeybadgers are to badgers what mongeese are to weasels.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I'm like a bald Dr Dolittle
I speak a little honeybadger, but apparently you can tell from my accent that I'm from Hampshire.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)

you're a brave man, twoey.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I think I was lucky
It was very passive
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)

In other news my Turtle didn't bite me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I didn't know you had a turtle?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Neither did I till yesterday morning
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1992852
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)

This sounds like the beginning of an interesting story

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)

You should totally race it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:10, Reply)

It is actually very rapid

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Holy shit!
That's the coolest father's day present ever! What's his name?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Not named it yet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)

link fail you fucking prick

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Just copy and paste it, you lazy cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)

photos-6.dropbox.com/t/0/AADIRwPIr-JAa2-w4xVxYw3mS43c2cWuInFhfOyNVDxMug/12/95200355/jpeg/256x256/3/_/1/2/2013-06-16%2011.21.48.jpg/Cg4upPv5uBnkCQhvnlmXCbobkEDNzrWeeWe60TX_SJY?size=1280x960
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

still doesn't work because it's protected.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

What a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

OK it look just like this
www.turtlesale.com/images/newpages/Razor_Back_Musk_Turtle_For_Sale_Picture_3.jpg
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I hope it gives you AIDS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

What again?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Ohhh, it let me look at it
I don't really understand dropbox that well
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I'm not that interested you dull twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Woah thats a bit harsh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Be a dear
and start a new thread, please
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Already done.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

FANKS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I think you should call him Isoceles
Isoceles the Turtle
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I'm open to suggestions
don't even know if it's male or female
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Call it Mock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Isoceles
or Myrtle
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)