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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So anyway...
...the people behind top Cavy-moistener pic 'The Dark Crystal' are looking for fan submissions which they'll then make 'official'.
darkcrystal.com/authorquest/
Give me a precis of some /OT/b3ta fanfic that should make the official canon.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:56, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
...the people behind top Cavy-moistener pic 'The Dark Crystal' are looking for fan submissions which they'll then make 'official'.
darkcrystal.com/authorquest/
Give me a precis of some /OT/b3ta fanfic that should make the official canon.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:56, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
The Luggage/Piston wrote some terrible stuff about Monty and FreeFair, which isn't really worth linking
And Al wrote this about Wet Ham Man and BGB: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1317149
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)
And Al wrote this about Wet Ham Man and BGB: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1317149
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Don't tell me this doesn't make you wet
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1824159
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1824159
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Is linking things you've said that you think are funny your new "thing"?
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( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
It's because you've ruined /qotw, there's only limited spastisity now.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
This sounds awful, really.
A football thread would actually be better, albeit marginally.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
A football thread would actually be better, albeit marginally.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
can't complain, so i won't
how about you, the playboy of the western world (well, barnes)?
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)
how about you, the playboy of the western world (well, barnes)?
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)
busy yet bored!
wedding this weekend, stag the weekend after, which will be fun
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
wedding this weekend, stag the weekend after, which will be fun
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I've often imagined a scenario in which me and Windy Pig are private detectives
Fighting crime, getting into scrapes, loving the ladies, that sort of thing.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Fighting crime, getting into scrapes, loving the ladies, that sort of thing.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
i always assumed they were like a stoned version of the famous five
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
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Operation Yewtree would have a field day with all the meddled kids
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
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We're both VERY attractive men
And there'd always be a "will they-won't they" vibe to every show.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)
And there'd always be a "will they-won't they" vibe to every show.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)
you should drive off a cliff like in Thelma and Lousie
but instead of doing it at the end do it at the beginnikng of the first episode. That'll keep them guessing!
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
but instead of doing it at the end do it at the beginnikng of the first episode. That'll keep them guessing!
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
We'll kill ourselves, or die trying!
Mind you, that is an interesting start to a story. The main protagonists killing themselves. The rest of the story is what lead them to that point. Ooh, that's good...Imma write that.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Mind you, that is an interesting start to a story. The main protagonists killing themselves. The rest of the story is what lead them to that point. Ooh, that's good...Imma write that.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I can picture this
You could drive around in a Ford Capri with a furry leopardprint steering wheel cover, WinPi the hot-headed young rookie, you the wise, slightly world-weary, more mature partner.
You could maybe smoke a pipe as well, whereas he would smoke some trendy pink fags with gold filters or summat?
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
You could drive around in a Ford Capri with a furry leopardprint steering wheel cover, WinPi the hot-headed young rookie, you the wise, slightly world-weary, more mature partner.
You could maybe smoke a pipe as well, whereas he would smoke some trendy pink fags with gold filters or summat?
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I got a bit of a semi typing that out
I don't mind admitting that.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I don't mind admitting that.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I've wanted a pipe for a long time
I'd look awesome with a pipe. A big fucking Sherlock Holmes type thing.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I'd look awesome with a pipe. A big fucking Sherlock Holmes type thing.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
You could be all
"A dame walked in, with eyes like murder and I was all like 'What up, bitch?' and she was all 'My husband totes got killed and I can't pay but I'm well loose' and then me and Windy high-fived over her back"
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
"A dame walked in, with eyes like murder and I was all like 'What up, bitch?' and she was all 'My husband totes got killed and I can't pay but I'm well loose' and then me and Windy high-fived over her back"
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
A wisp of yoghurt filled the air as he drew the yurt flap back
"I've been expecting you" whispered tangles, laying back suggestively on the hand-woven reeds. He pulled back the covers, displaying his pubic dreadlocks.
The man bent down to enter, nibbling at tangle's proudly displayed acorn.
"GET ON YOUR KNEES BITCH" shouted tangles.
"I hate it when you make be be the HO HO HO" cried the Green Giant.....
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
"I've been expecting you" whispered tangles, laying back suggestively on the hand-woven reeds. He pulled back the covers, displaying his pubic dreadlocks.
The man bent down to enter, nibbling at tangle's proudly displayed acorn.
"GET ON YOUR KNEES BITCH" shouted tangles.
"I hate it when you make be be the HO HO HO" cried the Green Giant.....
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
The Frenchman had sex.
It was awkward, disappointing and embarrassing for all involved.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
It was awkward, disappointing and embarrassing for all involved.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Is this what Cap. Placid was banging on about this morning?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22968566
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22968566
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Naaah!
there's two high-ranking married tories in a gay affair which is under an injunction right now. Can't find out any more than the fact that an injunction has been granted.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
there's two high-ranking married tories in a gay affair which is under an injunction right now. Can't find out any more than the fact that an injunction has been granted.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Cameron put a pic up on Twitter of a menu he was about to have at some G8 summit
Twitter were obviously outraged by this as it was about the same time trampy families were eating value beans on toast.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Twitter were obviously outraged by this as it was about the same time trampy families were eating value beans on toast.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I wish they would do the sequel to this
(the film not the atrocities above)
Loved the film. Still quite a frightening tale today.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)
(the film not the atrocities above)
Loved the film. Still quite a frightening tale today.
( , Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)
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