enough about how racist we all secretly are deep down,
Organ Donors. Someone on the TV was saying that (i think it was in wales) they are going to start an opt-out of donation scheme, rather than opt in.
The only argument against it was from a priest or bishop or some such who said it would be unfair, and that what if someone had died and the family didnt like the idea of donation? The counter point being of course, well, if the person cared enough, they'd opt out.
Anyway, What do you reckon?

Alt: A friend of mine recently donated a kidney, the trade off being that in the future, if he or a family member need an organ, they would get a bump up the list, would you?

altalt: Offal? Tasty or horrid?

altaltalt: I love you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:47, 216 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

altaltalt:
♥
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)

you're my favourite.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I think it's a good idea I have a donor card in my wallet, but very seldomly
take my wallet out with me, if I was dead they could have any bits of my carcass they wanted.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)

but would you be in favour of an opt-out system?
I realise asking here is fairly futile, as we're all seemingly rational people, so the chances of someone here being against it and stirring debate is not going to happen.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Yes I think the opt-out system is better
I'm led to believe that time is of an essence when they need to harvest your organs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)

My organs are all ruined due to my lifestyle, but if anyone wants them when I've carked it then they're welcome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)

no one wants your tiny organs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)

not even the mice
and they were marvellous and magical
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I need my kidneys for boozing and not dying aged 65
Deffo harvest me foir all I'm worth when I'm dead, then bury in a cardboard box under a tree and spend the funeral money on booze of the mourner.

altalt: some bits are alright; does pate count?

altaltalt: love you more you big red bear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)

i'm on the donation lists and that but they never want anything

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)

as in, to give one away even though you're still alive list?
maybe you've got one of them rare blood types or something.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

i bet he gets sickle cell disease the black cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

bone marrow innit and yer i have some kind of super blood
they found out after the first bone marrow testy things they do,
now whenever they take my blood, they use it in lab experiments for research or they take it to baby wards, cos it's quite a useful blood for them, i dunno i guess that means at least i aint got a sickness
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

or i do have a sickness and they are using it to kill off babies
and researching how to use it to kill more people
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

either way you're making a difference eh?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

i hope my blood is responsible for the outbreak of the next SARS

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I'm happy to donate anything I don't need once I pop off
Assuming any of my bits still work that is.

Altalt: Love it. But then I like pretty much everything.

altaltalt: It's just words to you, isn't it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)

no, i got you flowers and sent them with a small bird to deliver them to you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

It was too fucking small, that was the problem

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)

do you like racism?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Do I like it?
No, I guess I don't.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

you love it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Definitely opt out unless you're a Jehovah's Witness or something in which case you deserve whatever's coming to you, and your own country where you can live how you want.
Here, take Sealand.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)

That sealand chap is a hoot,
is he still out there? being a loon?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

lacist

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Prince Roy?
Nah, he died and his body was cut into quarters then fired into orbit according to his wishes.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Doesnt his son live there now?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Bloody inbreds, all look the same to me
with their slitty eyes and seven fingers
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)

excellent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I can understand why he would be bumped up the list, he's only got one kidney, don't think his family would be though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

no, but the way he explained it seemed that it was a one time free pass up the list, either for him or a close relative,
sounds legit to me if i'm honest.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Alt: Which kidney did you want?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Have DTV cheapo horror movies taught us nothing?
The whims of serial killers live on in their eyes/arm/scrotum and cause naught but MAYHEM and BLOODSHED! Do you lot really want your crippling autism and lack of willpower in the face of 'nyommy cayke' to be passed on to some other poor schmoe?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I don't have any of those traits.
How are you Frank?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I call shenanigans
Who is Frank?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

This is somewhat true, A Rep that used to visit us had major surgery and had a blood transfusion
he started to have a craving for curry, when he normally didn't eat spicy food
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

He probably got some darkie's blood, right mate?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

He should cut himself and drain out the bad blood

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Is it true that you were planning to marry Rose West, Dave?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Infamy! Infamy!
They've all...etc
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Alt:alt: A few months ago I had a pub lunch of Liver and onions
It’s not the type of thing I would make at home as it stinks out the kitchen, it was rather nice.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

i'm going to be honest here HH,
This thread isn't all it could have been.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)

We could just resort to calling each other cunts
that normally works
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)

but i don't want to, that's always really mean and hurtful.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)

what about prick then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Yesterday, brb (new-ish /talker) told me to either "be proper nasty, or fuck right off"
I didn't quite understand what he was getting at. Apparently trying to be nice is not something he responds well too.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)

You should have Pandard the fuck out of them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Well I tried to be pleasant, but he just kept saying 'prick' at me
Saying that I'm wasting my time trying to 'out-passive-aggressive' him. It was all very strange. I think he's...unwell.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

see, now, i don't really go on /talk anoymore,
although i do miss Manolith.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I go on there until it dries up
Which never takes long
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Bit like me on your mum
and ZING
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)

That's more of an insult to you than my mum
But I do appreciate the effort. That counts for a lot where I come from.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)

thanks twoy
I do try, to be fair at my age I am happy to thumb in a semi nowadays so I don't blame her
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Oh, we've all been there mate!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

That's so funny

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)

They are normally so compassionate there, this being a prime example
b3ta.com/talk/7601426
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Yeah, it's great over there isn't it
The real golden age
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

There is always a lull between 12-2pm, as most of the posters have their noses in the trough

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I had a meeting
The sandwiches sucked mouldy tramp balls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

are you admitting sucking Monty's balls?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

well yeah
who hasn't?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)

\o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Ah, so he only has the one then eh?
Cheers for the insider info my nignog
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)

nah
the other one is lovingly held, and thus hidden by, hh's hand.

sorry. throat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Hang on, I'll try and revive it with a joke...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Altalt: NO I THINK ITS PRETTY OFFAL (sounds a bit like 'awful')

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)

well, thanks for trying man, i appreciate the effort.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Sorry, I thought that might've done it.
Tough crowd, man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I put it to you, tangledupinsocks
that your efforts were in vain, lacklustre as best and fucking shit at worst.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Hold on, who's this then?

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)

sock shop

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)

jumping frog

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)

bees are on the what, now?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Did you just spend the 80s reading Bunty or something?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

no, i hated girly shit like that
i liked my brother's panini sticker albums better
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Hey at least I'm trying man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

You're right
When you're right you're right. Right?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Write

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

offal's alright if you cook it right

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)

i just can't imagine tripe ever tasting nice :s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)

my grandma used to like tripe
i think it would make me heave before it got within 2 yards of my lips
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)

see, i believe you,
but i still don't think i'd ever want to eat it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

it looks disgusting therefore it must taste disgusting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

you are a fucking food idiot.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Yep, she's vegetarian

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

i've been called worse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Jesus fucking christ.
Half the senior management here are bitching anonymously at each other in the comments section of a health journal, bunch of children.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:10, Reply)

links chompy,
you know how much you love them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Might have to sign up.
www.hsj.co.uk/story.aspx?storycode=5059900&PageNo=2&SortOrder=dateadded&PageSize=20#comments
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Just let us use your log in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

cant you just give me your account name and password so i can read this one article?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

account name Bank card password Pin so i can read this one article?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

+ number

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

that's what the N stands for

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

numberumber?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

should be able to get it through google news.
long link
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Quotes.
"Can we have some honesty please. The whole NHSD Exec. and Non-Exec. team signed up to unrealistic Operating Model assumptions. Getting Deloitte to write inconclusive reports, sacking MDs and disciplining others is just face-saving by the Chair and NEDs."

@ anon 6.38am

no, the whole team did not sign up to the model, as the full extent of it was not shared with the whole team, much was kept from them. the sales team then took it further by promising commisioners something that wasnt sold, wasnt bought, and wasnt what the model was based on. all quite clearly laid out if you care to read the report

have read the Deloitte ramblings! Be specific what took things to the brink? - reading the report seems ultimately around stupidly low AHTs and unrealistic levels of clinician hand-off assumptions. Can't just be the sales team that signed up to those? Where's the Service Delivery Director now who was adamant it could be done! Oh yes, "disappeared" a day or so after the big NW/WM problems.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

t;dr;dc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Ok if board members on a company you were involved in were doing this shit what would you say?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I wouldn't bore /OT with it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)

it's probably trebled the readership

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

and
ill-informed nonsense. its that kind of un-educated thinking that got the organisation into the mess it is
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I'm very tempted to post under my real name telling them to grow up.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Can't really call them a bunch of children for posting anonymously without being a hypocrite
unless you're prepared to post using your real name
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)

"These comments are depressing for those of us who will lose our jobs soon and will get no where near the payout you band 8 plus people will. Thanks RealnameChomp"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

our

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

FIXED

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Good lad. You'd get a pat on the head if I were in MK.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Kroney will be pleased to know that a lorry driver plowed through a group of cyclists a few miles from where I am and killed two of them
just 4,999,998 to go eh?
( Peej, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

YES. Excellent news.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

wait,
how many in the group?
We need to do a study on the most efficient ways to deal with cyclists.

Actually, I cycle almost everywhere in oxford (unless its raining, fuck that) and the other morning a dude pulled right out in front of me, I managed to slam the anchors on, and although i hit him, i didn't come flying off or anything serious. However, the guy got out and was so apologetic, and said he was a keen cyclist and felt terrible, and offered to pay if my wheel was buckled.
sometimes, accidents are just accidents
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)

i do resent being held to a slow crawl by a cyclist
they can have huge strings of traffic behind them, and not a single fuck is given. grrrrr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

They should probably overtake the cyclist.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)

not always possible
and then it leads to people taking risks out of sheer frustration
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I think there needs to be spatial awareness tests included in the driving test.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

there should certainly be spastic tests
some of the people on the road are mindblowingly stupid/unaware
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

They only really annoy me if they're cycling
two or more abreast and/or weaving about.

The simple fact of the matter is that it's dangerous for the cyclist to be on the road amongst heavier traffic.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

so what you're saying is that by killing them
we are doing them a favor as we are removing them from a dangerous situation?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I'm saying that if they're look like they're shaping up to have a fight
with a lorry or a car, then the fight should be given.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

i know what you mean,
but generally here there are adequate cycle lanes and stuff.
Although, the worst offenders are the roving packs of lycra clad "pros" who cycle 2 or 3 abreast everywhere they go, and have no consideration for anyone.
I hate them both when driving and cycling,.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Just a quick clip with a wing mirror, that'd be all that was needed
Oh God, it's so tempting.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

i don't mind them in cheshire
where you can overtake them sensibly soon enough. but god, in central london they can be a fucking menace. half of them wobbling around on boris bikes and have no idea of the highway code; the other half arrogant fucktards threatening drivers and pedestrians alike. as kroney says, they are just too vulnerable in that amount of traffic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I'd frow 'em all inva fuckin' rivver

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

the bollin isn't that big

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I did the same thing to a cyclist last year.
I just did not see him due to bad timing.
Luckily we didn't collide, but he still fell off and was pretty shaken.
Similarly he was forgiving and calmed down once he realised that it was a genuine mistake for which I was truly sorry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

i had one ride into me when i was stationary (seemed stoned off his gourd)
apart from the fact that the shock of the collision and having a man fly over my bonnet and splat on the road really distressed me, he made a total fucking mess of the side of the car. which, of course, he wasn't insured to pay for, oh no...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

How many abreast?
Not that it isn't tragic because of course it is.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)

at least 8-10
there were two of them and single file by the looks of it.
( Peej, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Good old lorry drivers
never ones to shirk from the cause
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

When I become PM
lorries will be required by law to install cow catchers on their bumpers.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

maybe they could have those Boudicca blades on their inside wheels

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

That's Terrible

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I know.
Only 2. Such a wasted opportunity.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Five million cyclists in a row, five million cyclists.
You mow one down, under your tires he drowns, four million nine hundred and ninty nine thousand nine hundred and ninty nine cyclists in a row !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

can you ride a bike gonz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Nope =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

They don't even pay road tax, apparently.
SQUASHINGS TO GUD 4 M
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

disappointing twix

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Why did the vending machine not give you two like normal?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

blimey good memory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

I have a habit of storing useless information

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

how so?
aren't they all the same?

apart from the peanut butter ones, which are nice, but £2.50 for a twix or whatever it was, fuck that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

anything containing peanut butter is vile & disgusting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

wrong wrong wrong
crunchy peanut butter spread on piping hot granary bread or slices of apple or in cheesecake or ice cream is the SHIT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

* vomits *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Marks have a peanutbutter ice cream this year. it's pretty lush.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

i saw that
i love the chokablok one, and this looks v similar. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I don't know what the matter is with her.
She's wrong about all food, every single time. I'm not convinced she's not trolling.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

You should hear her views on bacon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

no no
every single word i type on here is serious and i mean them all

you hubba hubba hunka burning love
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Now listen. My burning love is due to a medical condition and I'll thank you not to laugh about it.
OG certainly isn't.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

psoriasis: it ain't clever and it ain't pretty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Joanne Whalley on the other hand...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Ginger freak likes freaky food.
Must be something genetic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

this ginger thing needs to stop
I AM NOT GINGER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Yes you are.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

no
no i'm not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

^ Ginger rage on the internet ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

You are. Most definitely.
RANGA.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You're gonna give knock-knee gingers a complex with all this outraged denial

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

"Yes, I will stop winding you up by saying you're ginger now I know that it winds you up that you say you're ginger" said nobody ever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

it's just factually inaccurate
(or it will be tomorrow, i'm having it dyed)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Your pics on FB from that festival thing looked decidedly "orange"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

THAT WAS JUST THE LIGHT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I see a ginger hair and I have to dye it out.
No more ginger hair, with the greys I pluck them out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Peanut butter and mashed banana sandwiches are lush.
I wouldn't go as far as frying them though like elvis did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Apparently not
why would a twix costs £2.50?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

it was imported from america
there's a newsagent at westie that has all sorts of stuff like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

American

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

They cost 80p in our vending machine :((((((((((((((((((

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

i can't remember the exact figure, but it was in the £2 bracket
i'm going to have my eyelashes done tonight, might have to stop in there and get some of the pretzel m&m's, they are divine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I'd comment, but the concept of having your eyelashes "done" has just blown my mind.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

here you go
i'm having the 2 hour "full set"

www.malika.co.uk/westfieldlondon_eyelashes.php
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I don't think anyone here is likely to find it unusual or unreasonable to spend two hours and £120 on your eyelashes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

She'll still look like a complete growler no matter how much money she throws around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Silk purse and all that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)

they last for ages
and they save me a good 30 mins every morning because i don't need to put make-up on for work

an extra 30 mins in bed is totally worth it

but mostly, i can't believe you clicked on that. "i love horses" opportunity missed :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Mine have lasted 36 years so far.
I'm not going to comment on the 30 minutes spent each morning painting your eyelashes.
I'm sure everyone will think that is totally normal too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

you can do it in less
but yeah, give or take. plus it's bad for you to have to take it off every night, it pulls the delicate skin around your eyes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

+Japs
s
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I have quite long eyelashes naturally, so have no need for extensions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

WHY NOT JUST HAVE YOUR REAL EYELASHES?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

MOSTLY I DO; MINE ARE OK AS THEY ARE
BUT TWICE A YEAR OR SO, AS A TREAT, I HAVE THESE LOVELY LONG THICK ONES PUT ON
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I look forward to seeing you with a pair of dead spiders glued to your face.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

She's trying to have the ginger toned down a bit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

She should have the vain gullibility toned down a bit.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I have a cure for that, quite reasonably priced at just £999

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

59p here \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Because YM didn't have change of a fiver

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Hmm

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

What's on your mind, Twoser?
You're among friends here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

friends Grotesque excuses for human beings, wallowing in their own filth, smothered in last night's chicken fat and beset by the constant itching of bedsores and rotting flesh folds.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Where's B3th?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I prefer that
My friends are all cunts
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

It looks like a fleshy bean bag factory in here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

where'd that new guy go?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Was it Frisbee?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

i dunno,
i like frisbee, but the new guy seemed ok too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Kroneys comment reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcu5Bfsx5Pk
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I was going for Barry the Baptist
rather than some fag in a pink jumper, but thanks for that roaring validation of my masculinity, dude.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

You don't need validation, it's common knowlege that you are a mans man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)

your mum is a "common knowled"
EDIT: fackin ninja KANT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

shit that was quite a long way down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)