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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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this ship's sinking, there's only room for a small number of people on the lifeboatwhy shouldn't you die?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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Well, when you put it like that, I guess there is no reason.I mean, it'd be sad for my wife and kids, I s'pose.
But in the longer term, I dunno...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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Marr reason more like.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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right, we're chucking you in the atlantic(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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As long as I have Windy with me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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we can stay warm by hugging.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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there is no reason for me to be saved.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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overboard you go(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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'cos I'm the nice one, innit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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good enough reason for me, welcome to the lifeboat(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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Because between me and Sandettie Light Vessel AutomaticI think we could rebuild civilisation from its ashes.
However, I'll probably be refused entry because I don't have the right sort of boobs.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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he just wants to think about you and sv in a sweaty hairy bumclenching embrace(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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Good luck rebuilding civilisation without knocking out a few kids.(
Peej, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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this decision will be made strictly on boob bouyancy alone(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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Oh :(This does mean you'll have swipe in the lifeboat rather than somebody who's capable of resetting a clock for BST, but whatever.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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:))oh man
you totally ninja'd and now i look like i'm enabling your horrific bullying
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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You need accurate timekeeping in order to navigate without GPS, you know.Enjoy going around and around in circles.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:49,
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Do you mean the lightvessel and star of the shipping forecast, or the chap on qotw?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:41,
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The chap on qotwThe actual shipping zone will probably be of limited use in reinventing the television.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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yeah, well it ain't helping, hope those swimming lessons paid off buddy(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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so does the internet, into the ocean with you(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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See this is why I should stay on the boatFrenchy thinks you need a vinyard to make booze.
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Peej, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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Pretty sure you need more than seawater.Pretty sure any sort of fermentable crop would have trouble growing on seawater.
Pretty sure I wouldn't want to be drinking anything fermented from human waste.
So yeah. Vineyard.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:44,
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This one is quite nice, but needs more than seaweedwww.williamsbrosbrew.com/beerboard/bottles/kelpie
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:48,
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A lot of ales have a bit of Irish Moss in them, that's a type of seaweed.it's either that or Isenglass which is made from fish bladders used for clearing beers.
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The vegan ones use carrageenan, also derived from seaweed.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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Because I have a fully loaded SA80 in my hands(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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not quite sure how an old computer is going to help, bon voyage bucko(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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I wouldn't attempt breaststroke with those knock-knees of yours(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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Phil Collins latest ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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is this your argument for not getting on the lifeboat?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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it was my answer as to why i wouldn't diebut i'd still prefer to be on the lifeboat. i can woman.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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I'd rather get my death over with now, thank youthan die of sunstroke and starvation in the days and weeks to come
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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the lifeboat has a minibar and an sos systemhelp is on its way, you have to die for insolence
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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Because I have a set of gills that enable me to breathe underwaterthereby allowing me to deep-dive down to Old Earth to bring up mud to sell to Dennis Hopper?
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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^ Fucking Frogs ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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because I have a box with a single after eight mint and while everybody is distracted by desperately wanting but not taking the last mintI will have taken the boat
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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not very far(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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lash them together and use their clothes as sails(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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wait for the sharks to have coronaries then simply pick them out of the water(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:48,
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Are you not one of the fattest ones?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:51,
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we could use his face to reflect the sun and attract ships(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:52,
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Why is this making me laugh?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:52,
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Was it attached to a roast suckling pig and you forgot to stop once all the flesh was gone(, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I'm hoping to slip by unnoticed in a vertically striped mumu.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:52,
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Burns 1 million poundsRegrets years later when popularity has faded
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Not true!At least two people haev said I'm "alright looking".
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:10,
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your mum and your right hand with a lipstick mouth drawn on it don't count(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:11,
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NOR DOES YOUR LEFT HAND OR YOUR GOB FOLLOWING A RIB REMOVAL(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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i've just had a lean, hardcore couple of weeks and lost another half a stoneso i think we should all have to post our BMI's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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Because I have boobs.And if help doesn't show, you could always eat me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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Alright Nakers.I saw a carpenters in Weston today called Badman & Badman. Made me think of you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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Then I wondered why it wasn't called 'Badman & Dukaz'Then I wondered who would employ a carpenter called 'Badman'
Then I stopped thinking about it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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i'm not hungry(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:26,
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I totally should dieI'm not terribly fit, I know very few practical survival techniques, I have a massive appetite, and I don't do well in the heat. I'd be a burden. You're better off killing me and eating my remains.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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b ut your from Pomey, the sea is in your blood!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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Nah, island mentality innitNot only do we never leave Portsea, we don't like it when people turn up. It was fine when it was just sailors...all they wanted was booze and women.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:05,
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Portsmouth, Southsea, Portsea, GosportYou people really lack imagination.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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Well, a lot of things areBut then it is the birthplace of the Royal Navy. You sort of expect it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:10,
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i had a big dispute over a shop in portsmouth onceit sold dirty videos. nice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:12,
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Were you angry that they didn't haveFisting Analbusters 6 in?
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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Is that unusual?I imagine most cities have shops that sell pornography.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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i think it was unusual that portsmouth still had onemost of them went bust when the internet came out
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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Have you been struggling to find glory holes to frequent?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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Most naming of places is unimaginative and based on the local topography.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:09,
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It's a beautiful and deeply spiritual place.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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Bet Monty'll love thisUK map with real place names
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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You can have them both mateI won't need them where I'm going.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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YESI shall sit upon the lifeboat like a Colossus on a throne made of hats!
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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this is the sort of selfless attitude we need, get on the boat(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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I can go the longest without wanking so you'll have to put up with less masturbations in the life raft.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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I'm perpetually wanking therefore nullifying the metrics.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:37,
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I suppose they could use you as an outboard motor(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:38,
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I don't know what wealth has to do with anything(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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he could pay our passage with fishermen from Singapore(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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i think that generally masturbation would be encouraged(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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the passengers will need segregating at some point(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:11,
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Three Drachma for the boat, Costas, alright?Now beetle off and find me some retsina.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:11,
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I thought I was supposed to be the racist one?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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Man I love soap
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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you've already drowned(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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wait....but......i've............mmmfuck
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:21,
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HahahaLefty hand wringers strike again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:32,
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