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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Monty has been stepped.
Reason unknown. According to the text he's just sent me.

Welcome to the club Boyce!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:41, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Well find out and Gaz me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)
That's what this place needs!
Well done b3ta mods!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
balls,
can't someone give him a spare account for a bit and not tell the mods
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
^ This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Well now you're here Vaggsy, you'll have to fill in for him as best you can.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Gods no.
I'm already on antibiotics as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)
It's only 3 days.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
any guesses as to why?
has he been over on QOTW a bit or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Upsetting ringo probably.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Wouldn't it be simpler for them just to ban ringo?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I wish they would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I blame Semen Patel

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)
^ Also this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
SP

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I wonder if this is the reason why?
b3ta.com/questions/bodyhorror/post2016807
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)
and probs this
b3ta.com/questions/bodyhorror/post2016735

Someone Gaz Rory to see if he has been stepped as well
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I was going to suggest meeting him for a pint.
NOW WHAT DO I DO?!?!

oh yeah irl friends.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Text him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Good point.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
he wont be able to reply though
NO CREDIT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I'm gonna snapchat him a sad face drawn on my penis.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)
any face on your penis is going to be sad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Indiana Jones less famous linezzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I blame whoever gave him the idea of joining Twitter
He wasn't ready for that level of responsibility man! It's carnage over there! Rob's in tears!
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Fo realsies?
I saw Rory was on the naughty step, and guessed it was due to Ringo-baiting.

Tch, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Why doesn't ringo get stepped for winding people up?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Because he whines louder than everyone else?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)
He did a while back.
Just ban them all.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I knew there was a good reason he wasn't involved in the Tracy Beaker thread.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)
You can see the naughty step?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
christ
some people are so SENSITIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)
\o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Hardly the worst thing I've read on here.
We live in a right fucking nanny state and no mistake!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
has Rory been banned too?
Is there a banned list or something? That we can gloat at?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)
the number of posts on here will plummet by 50%

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)
It already seems to have done.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
If it's anything to do with the two links I posted up there ^
It seems a bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Bit personal to attack his wife and kid.
Still, this is b3ta. There are very few sacred cows.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Yeah you should see what Baked ape has been saying about my mum
I'm not all WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
It's a good job you're not.
Christ, if you 'waaaaaaa'ed every time someone had your mum, we'd never hear anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)
INOESRITE..........................
heywaitaminute......................WAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Let's all get banned.
That'll show em!
Yeah... erm... fuck you, mods! And the bitch you rode in on.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
*bans*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Can you just step Ringo and Emvee for a week to even up the score?????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)
You know I don't have permission to use the banhammer.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Can you get a promotion now Robs.........................OHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck
I forgot about what Monce and Rory have been saying about Rob
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)
i need a snappy title for an article about injunctions
i soooo want to put: STOP! HAMMER TIME, but can't think of an injunction related pun. i considered banhammer, as an injunction would ban something, but thought it was too obscure, given that most people who will read it won't be internet savvy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
The law is like driving a car:
it can't stop injunctions.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)
groan

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Oh, come on!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Something along the lines of,
"I can't tell you what this is about."
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)
This is possibly the greatest sensation in the history of the internet.
Can someone make a badge?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Oh yeah. I only joined for the badges
I'll take two \/
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I was once stepped for saying I didn't like the QOTW choice
Whether or not you're stepped depends entirely on which mod is around at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
i got stepped by Modolith at one stage,
but only because i asked to see the kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)
He stepped me for saying that I'd never been stepped
The power has gone right to his head
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Has he ever stepped anyone for any reason other than his own amusement?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Oh absolutely
He's brandished the banhammer once or twice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)
That sort of power is quite the aphrodisiac

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
We're only human, babes.
Well, some of us are, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Manolith is part wookie
I know that for a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)
he is a big hairy ape of a man isn't he

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
He's too big, if I'm being honest

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
for some reason Quinten seemed unstepable
only his gaz rights were ever breached
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Poor old Quincy
He never could catch a break
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)
But they could never Step him
............god I miss Quints
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)
that was his finest moment
mind you, it didn't have much competition
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Hahahaha
Him Gazzing Lusty and The Duchess and posting the gaz was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)
who is the duchess?
is that what you call battered when you're balls deep in his puckered mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)
The Baroness

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Isn't that what Savile called his mother?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I can't rember all the details..........and in my defence I've always been shit at names

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

at names
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I've lost count of the number of times I've been stepped. At least. 6.
I'm apparently on my final warning so I behave now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I'm on 3 or 4 I think
I also had a sock puppet banned, but that's because I gave the password to B*ldm*nkey
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Yeah I've also had a second and third account stepped at the same time as this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Ha
It's getting difficult to keep up
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I don't have any additional accounts anymore. Lost the passwords.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
My spare account was banned for reasons unknown.
After several weeks spent crying about it, Manolith kindly returned it to me.
I think he only did it because he thought I was a girl though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
That can't be the reason
He's trisexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
men, ladies and wookies?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
animal, vegetable, mineral

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)
You lost count after six?
Ten I could understand, or twenty if you take your shoes and socks off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Just continue on your other hand in future

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
A MARRvellous suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I've never been stepped
somehow I feel like I've let myself down
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Post porn all over every board.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
sounds like a plan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
but where would you get porn from?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
prolly photocopy some into Paint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
i went to a pub quiz in angel the other week
where they had some interesting rounds amongst the usual questions. eg you had to fly one of those polystyrene planes the furthest, blow the biggest bubble etc. one round was "draw the most pornographic sketch". i was there with 3 gay guys. we had different ideas of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
You could simultaneous win, and end up on the register for life
with a round like that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
mine was voted unbelievably tame
sad sad times
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
two racquets one ball?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
i do love you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
and I you, sweetness.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
imma send you a picture of the beautiful squash racquet
if the bastards would only arrive
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
aw, man. batgaz. epic.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:49, Reply)
i feel a bit bad that mine was more money than my friend's
but then i figure fuck it, i'm treating her. and if i need to cheat to whup her ass, then so be's it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)
mikewozere got a photo of his own faeces frontpaged
no stepping, no banning, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Surely that was art?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Oh yeah, I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
mike was never the same after monitor bug died.
RIP little guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Absolute power corrupts absolutely
or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
i'm not sure being a mod on b3ta is anywhere close to absolute power.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
To them it does.
A God among insects.

Maybe it's payback for all the power wedgies they received as kids?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
i've never heard of a "power wedgie" is it like the Nintendo power glove?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)
It's where the cloth of your undercrackers is pulled so high up you can taste it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I was wedgied so hard on a stag do once
that my (bloody Boss, as well) undercrackers tore right through at the crotch and ended up like a crop top.

In fairness I did enter into a bet about whether two of my mates could lift me to head height using my boxers alone.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
why were you wearing your boss' pants?
and why.... why would you bet such a thing?

sometimes i think i shall never understand boys.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I didn't, as such
They suggested it, everyone was very drunk and I missed the key detail that my undergarments were involved. I thought they were just showing off about lifting things up.

And Hugo Boss, darling, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)
i wish there were pics of this
the lifting, not the hugo boss pants, just to be clear
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)
The pants were left on the wingmirror of a convenient Porsche.
because, well, you might as well. Fuck only knows what the owner thought had happened.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Hiya guys it's me! You know, Lusty. Lusty off the internet?
Just popping in to say I’ve started a ‘Face Book’ protest page where you can log your disgust at the senseless and barbaric incarceration of the Shoreditch One. He shall be free, insh’allah!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)
this doesn't sound like lusty...........
/suspicions
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
IT TOTES IS

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
hmmmmmmmm
what magical hair product for curly hair did we discuss on saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
horse semen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
were you eavesdropping?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
NO!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Like almonds, apparently
www.answerbag.com/q_view/2589248
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Erm - what the fuck IS that site?
I got an "are you 18?" popup. I've never seen that on wikianswers.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:41, Reply)
It's the go to site for discussions on horse semen.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:47, Reply)
so it would appear.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Haha
MONTY IS INNOCENT!!! KEEP THE FAITH, BROTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Hi Lusty
It's so nice to have you around without that awful boyfriend of yours here.
I don't know how you put up with the insufferable cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)
If Chompy plays his cards right he will have three days to wear down Lusty..
until she folds and sends him a tit gaz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
he was going on about her tits the other day

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Two words, Yurtprick – SHIRE HORSE

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)
He wears white stockings?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)
he's got really hairy feet?
figures.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)
alright lusty,
how are you? How's the club? any sign of that scoundrel Farrage?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)
did you beg your girlfriend for her log in details?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I don't have a girlfriend you oaf. I'm Lusty - you know, LUSTY.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
You have my support Lusty
Monty is a saint.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I thought you were dead Colin

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
The mods thought I was sooo cool they let me come back.*
*other explanations may exist
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)
did you have a complete and total mental breakdown?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
he dyed his beard purple

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
no, I don't think I've ever had one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I went to shoreditch last week
it was full of cunts, true fact
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)
see also clerkenwell
all the guys in the pub on fri night had skinny faded pink jeans and rolled up jackets on. and it was BOILING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I don't have an ironic beard or shit tattoos, I felt well out of place

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
How can you tell if a beard is ironic?
I don't think mine is, but I do worry some days. :(
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)
post a picture and I'll judge it for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)
If he calls his penis Beard would that count?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
erm.... no
I don't think I'll do that, again.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
says the man who won't even friend me on face book.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
SP
 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Hey look it's Broady
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
unless you are waving your tits he won't care

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
who likes breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)
i had breasts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2017630
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
you know, i had heard this rumour
just once
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
SP yo

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Alright lusty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
S MOTHERFUCKIN P

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
STEADY THUGGIN, G

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Hey Lusty, you know how I snuck up to Shoreditch and we threw a load of Montys vinyl on the floor and fucked on it.
Now he's been stepped he can't read this! LOLASAURUSREX! Seriously though, tell him about the fucking by all means but don't EVER tell him about the vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Hahah that was well LOL, remember when I laughed at your 'Lego Light Saber'!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I bet the vinyl was moving like a Chad Jackson battle

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Yes I do, but I still stand by what I said
5 inches is average for a lego light saber and its what you do with it that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
it's average the way Dozer is of average height.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Average for his weight

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Is a lolosaurus sex
where you have really big balls but a tiny cock?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
close

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:41, Reply)
So that's how you get people booted off B3ta
Keep replying to them pointlessly under the guise of "trolling the trolls" then when they say something you don't like go whining to the mods.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
or you could do an uncannily good impression of dozer.....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I've done a new thread, shut up.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)

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