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Have you ever punched a horse in the face as hard as you can?
Alt: did Monty (blessings of the prophet be upon him) ever tell you about The Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989?
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:00,
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Stomping cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:01,
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fuck off midget man.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:02,
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well this is confusing
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:03,
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lusty's reputation is going to be in tatters
to even it up, she should get the monty account and start posting about cayk and kittumses
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:03,
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amusingly that one wasn't me (as in MB)
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:04,
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I'M SO CONFUSED
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:05,
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It's not difficult. I'm Lusty.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:06,
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Whereas I'm not.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:07,
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It is confusing isn't it
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Gerald was innocent, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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This is an alleged woman who's had sex with Monty.
Other than sucking off Battered, how much lower can you get?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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Er... Look at who you are asking.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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I detest every single one of you.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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This is making either Al, Gonz or CQ harder than diamond-coated granite.
Or maybe all of them.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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al is on holiday
i call cq
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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what do I have to do with it?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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Even me?
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Gerald was innocent, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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especially you, you waki prick
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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Yes, they ARE all awful, aren't they
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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Rotters to a man, TH.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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*smugs*
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:26,
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You and that nullo Monty are the only good ones on here.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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I agree baby, I agree
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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touche
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:37,
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Which one of you corrected the spelling?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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me.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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let's face it were I to be editing it I'd have changed the word entirely
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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I thought maybe there could have been a grudging acceptance that lusty is better than you combined with an overwhelming need to see it spelled correctly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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You give me a lot more credit than I deserve
STORY OF MY LIFE EH!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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Hahahahahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:37,
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Good work lusty
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Gerald was innocent, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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hahaha
nice ninja lusty
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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HOLD UP NOW HERE ONE GOSH DARN MOMENT.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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Alright Hodor
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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they're mostly ok, apart from the obvious
and CQ, fucking hell is he ever a tedious bellend sometimes
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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What's going on with you guys at the moment?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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i bought him a pizza and he didn't say thank you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:48,
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nah, i just suspect he is involved in this, thought calling him a cunt would flush him out
and voila! le cunt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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involved in what exactly?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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fake account crappery
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:53,
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I hate all that shit
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Gerald was innocent, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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krayzee
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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I find the fake accounts more interesting
than the 'regulars' bleating on about their lunch or what 'Reginald Donkeyfuck' did at some'bash' in 'the smoke' back in the day.
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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lucky you then
you're in for a total treat today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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You're probably my favourite one
You or Dave Glover
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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RT TO WIN A LEOPARD
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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i like that reginald donkeyfuck
he's such a prince
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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HODOR!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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Okay, now I'm confused.
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:00,
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Really?
I thought you and Dave might've been the same person.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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and Dave all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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I must admit, I'm a little confused as to who I am
Am I Bert or Baldmonkey?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:08,
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Everyone except tangledupinblue, so are you a part of me?
It's like that film Identity in here
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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It's not difficult. I'm Lusty.
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Gerald was innocent, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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L i
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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No, I'm Lusty.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:12,
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oh, right, nope not me.
same 2 accounts as ever.
Except for Dr. Frog, obviously. I'm him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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I dared to not be impressed by either her tits or her income.
so now I'm as bad as chompy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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you're a rather unappealing middle aged prick who dresses like a teenage clown
but you're not as bad as him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:52,
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you're thinking of Dozer
Although I am thinking of embracing the Juggalo lifestyle.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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well, which of us here can truly say we aren't thinking of dozer?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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My mate's Dad once punched a swan
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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Did anyone's arm get broken?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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Probably somewhere
But I doubt that anyone has ever had their arm broken by a swan.
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:26,
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Horses are cunts to a man
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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They're very untrustworthy.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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Horse walks into a pub.
Barman says, "why the long face?"
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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'I've just been diagnosed with Horse AIDS'
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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or galloping knob-rot.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:37,
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No, I distinctly remember it being Horse AIDS. It sounds really quite different.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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You're just a neigh-sayer
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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Which man?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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Ym
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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Matthew Broderick
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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Doesn't Chompy have a 'Matthew Broderick is a cunt' anecdote?
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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I wonder what he did to deserve that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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Married one?
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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You can get all sorts of contraband up their cunts though.
Allegedly.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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Reddit has a section entirely devoted to pictures of horse vaginas
I should really stop going there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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That sounds great!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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I don't really understand reddit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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i only look at reddit funny
some of it is genius
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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Link something funny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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imgur.com/ys0bvhD
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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HAHA THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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FML!!! LMAO, ROLF!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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rolf?
nonce
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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YOLO!!!!!
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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no
no i have not. but i have had one stand on my foot. it hurts like bloody buggering fuck.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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RT @AlphonsoBongo69
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2018713
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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YES!!!!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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actually that's pretty fucking cute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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Hands off! It's mine!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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I've been bitten on the tit by a donkey if that's anyhelp
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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Immeasurably so.
Thanks Gluey!!!
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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Oh right, I didn't realise this question could relate to all members of the Equus genus.
That changes things.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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please let this be true
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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I had honey on my t-shirt at nip height :(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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that'll teach you to pricktease a donkey
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:07,
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clickin dis
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:12,
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I was once bitten on the nipple by a kola bear
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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Was it after your Pepsi?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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no.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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I once shooed a horse
Alt: I donβt believe he ever regaled us with this tale.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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Fucking hell, I passed the third interview, now have to meet the team...getting bored if this now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:10,
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I hope you get the job.
Those Typhoo guys are decent enought but you need to move on now, I'd say.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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Does Nakers look like Johny Vegas?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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Wow, how cool is Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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I imagine he writes on /QOTW
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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the answer is VERY COOL INDEED
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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WTF Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin.
That's a whole new level of weirdly ugly
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:21,
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:(
make it go away
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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wtf is going on with that chin?!
/ac
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:25,
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I like the way Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin is cupping an imaginary scrotum in that shot
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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He's imagining it's yours
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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There is something really fucking weird about his face.
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:25,
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definate murderous tendencies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:25,
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He looks nothing like Windy Pig
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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he looks like someone who used to post on here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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Who?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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YM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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Funny, I thought he'd suit PG Tips better.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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I hope you get the job
and they have a very strict internet access policy.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:20,
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ME TOO!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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I like that we can have banter like this, you know josh around a bit!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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you know like mates do, where you say mean things but don't really mean it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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banter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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yeah?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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yeah?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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hahahahaha yeah
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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:(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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get them drunk and sleep with them
always good advice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:35,
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I'll pass on this fantastic advice thanks, now go and get me a cornetto
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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fuck cornettos
i don't do wafer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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let me guess, Magnums?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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+ PI
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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SHE'S TOLD YOU BEFORE IT'S JUST A LITTLE LIP FLUFF
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:40,
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YOU LEAVE YOUR GRANDMA OUT OF THIS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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they are all of the dead
never met either of them that i remember
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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awww
i loved my grandmas. but mine are dead too. grandmas do that :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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too big and too sickly
i end up eating the chocolate and throwing the ice cream away. i liked the one bite magnums that they used to do. best of all is snog or yogberries, get a nice sugar-free/fat-free frozen yoghurt, then load it with sugary fatty toppings.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:40,
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I'm going to find and try them new frozen cocktails
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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Kroney give Swipe her login back
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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...unless you work with Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin
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wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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who doesn't like having their balls cupped though?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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eunuchs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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long distance ball cupping
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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New thread
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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