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Have you ever punched a horse in the face as hard as you can?
Alt: did Monty (blessings of the prophet be upon him) ever tell you about The Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989?
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:00, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Stomping cunt.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)
fuck off midget man.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:02, Reply)
well this is confusing

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
lusty's reputation is going to be in tatters
to even it up, she should get the monty account and start posting about cayk and kittumses
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
amusingly that one wasn't me (as in MB)

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I'M SO CONFUSED

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
It's not difficult. I'm Lusty.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2018278
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2018618
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Whereas I'm not.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
It is confusing isn't it

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
This is an alleged woman who's had sex with Monty.
Other than sucking off Battered, how much lower can you get?
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Er... Look at who you are asking.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I detest every single one of you.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
This is making either Al, Gonz or CQ harder than diamond-coated granite.
Or maybe all of them.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
al is on holiday
i call cq
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
what do I have to do with it?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Even me?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
especially you, you waki prick

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Yes, they ARE all awful, aren't they

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Rotters to a man, TH.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
*smugs*

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
You and that nullo Monty are the only good ones on here.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
I agree baby, I agree

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
touche

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Which one of you corrected the spelling?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
me.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
let's face it were I to be editing it I'd have changed the word entirely

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I thought maybe there could have been a grudging acceptance that lusty is better than you combined with an overwhelming need to see it spelled correctly.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
You give me a lot more credit than I deserve
STORY OF MY LIFE EH!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Good work lusty

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
hahaha
nice ninja lusty
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)
HOLD UP NOW HERE ONE GOSH DARN MOMENT.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Hodor?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Alright Hodor

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
they're mostly ok, apart from the obvious
and CQ, fucking hell is he ever a tedious bellend sometimes
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)
What's going on with you guys at the moment?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)
i bought him a pizza and he didn't say thank you

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)
nah, i just suspect he is involved in this, thought calling him a cunt would flush him out
and voila! le cunt.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
involved in what exactly?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)
fake account crappery

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I hate all that shit

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)
krayzee

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I find the fake accounts more interesting
than the 'regulars' bleating on about their lunch or what 'Reginald Donkeyfuck' did at some'bash' in 'the smoke' back in the day.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
lucky you then
you're in for a total treat today
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)
You're probably my favourite one
You or Dave Glover
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)
RT TO WIN A LEOPARD

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
i like that reginald donkeyfuck
he's such a prince
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
HODOR!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Okay, now I'm confused.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Really?
I thought you and Dave might've been the same person.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)

and Dave all
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I must admit, I'm a little confused as to who I am
Am I Bert or Baldmonkey?
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Everyone except tangledupinblue, so are you a part of me?
It's like that film Identity in here
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
It's not difficult. I'm Lusty.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)

L i
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
No, I'm Lusty.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
oh, right, nope not me.
same 2 accounts as ever.

Except for Dr. Frog, obviously. I'm him.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I dared to not be impressed by either her tits or her income.
so now I'm as bad as chompy.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
you're a rather unappealing middle aged prick who dresses like a teenage clown
but you're not as bad as him
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
you're thinking of Dozer
Although I am thinking of embracing the Juggalo lifestyle.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
well, which of us here can truly say we aren't thinking of dozer?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
My mate's Dad once punched a swan

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Did anyone's arm get broken?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Probably somewhere
But I doubt that anyone has ever had their arm broken by a swan.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Horses are cunts to a man

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
They're very untrustworthy.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Horse walks into a pub.
Barman says, "why the long face?"
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
'I've just been diagnosed with Horse AIDS'

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
or galloping knob-rot.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)
No, I distinctly remember it being Horse AIDS. It sounds really quite different.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
You're just a neigh-sayer

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Which man?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Ym

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Matthew Broderick

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Doesn't Chompy have a 'Matthew Broderick is a cunt' anecdote?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I wonder what he did to deserve that

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Married one?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
You can get all sorts of contraband up their cunts though.
Allegedly.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Reddit has a section entirely devoted to pictures of horse vaginas
I should really stop going there.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
That sounds great!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I don't really understand reddit

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
i only look at reddit funny
some of it is genius
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Link something funny

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)

imgur.com/ys0bvhD
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
HAHA THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!!!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)
FML!!! LMAO, ROLF!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)
rolf?
nonce
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
YOLO!!!!!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
no
no i have not. but i have had one stand on my foot. it hurts like bloody buggering fuck.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
RT @AlphonsoBongo69
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2018713
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)

  
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(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
YES!!!!!!!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)
actually that's pretty fucking cute

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Hands off! It's mine!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I've been bitten on the tit by a donkey if that's anyhelp

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Immeasurably so.
Thanks Gluey!!!
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Oh right, I didn't realise this question could relate to all members of the Equus genus.
That changes things.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
please let this be true

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I had honey on my t-shirt at nip height :(

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)
that'll teach you to pricktease a donkey

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I was once bitten on the nipple by a kola bear

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Was it after your Pepsi?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
no.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I once shooed a horse
Alt: I don’t believe he ever regaled us with this tale.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Fucking hell, I passed the third interview, now have to meet the team...getting bored if this now

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I hope you get the job.
Those Typhoo guys are decent enought but you need to move on now, I'd say.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Does Nakers look like Johny Vegas?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

www.bestdaily.co.uk/television/news/a487071/ben-fogle-and-his-family-in-new-typhoo-adverts.html
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Wow, how cool is Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I imagine he writes on /QOTW

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)
the answer is VERY COOL INDEED

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)
WTF Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin.
That's a whole new level of weirdly ugly
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
:(
make it go away
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)
wtf is going on with that chin?!
/ac
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I like the way Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin is cupping an imaginary scrotum in that shot

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
He's imagining it's yours

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

www.ifood.tv/recipe/how_to_make_a_roasted_vegetable_pasta
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)
There is something really fucking weird about his face.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
definate murderous tendencies

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
He looks nothing like Windy Pig

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
he looks like someone who used to post on here

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Who?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
YM

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Funny, I thought he'd suit PG Tips better.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I hope you get the job
and they have a very strict internet access policy.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)
ME TOO!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I like that we can have banter like this, you know josh around a bit!!

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
you know like mates do, where you say mean things but don't really mean it

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)
banter

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
yeah?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

yeah?
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
get them drunk and sleep with them
always good advice
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I'll pass on this fantastic advice thanks, now go and get me a cornetto

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
fuck cornettos
i don't do wafer
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)
let me guess, Magnums?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
+ PI

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
SHE'S TOLD YOU BEFORE IT'S JUST A LITTLE LIP FLUFF

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)
YOU LEAVE YOUR GRANDMA OUT OF THIS

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
they are all of the dead
never met either of them that i remember
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)
awww
i loved my grandmas. but mine are dead too. grandmas do that :(
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
too big and too sickly
i end up eating the chocolate and throwing the ice cream away. i liked the one bite magnums that they used to do. best of all is snog or yogberries, get a nice sugar-free/fat-free frozen yoghurt, then load it with sugary fatty toppings.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I'm going to find and try them new frozen cocktails

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Kroney give Swipe her login back

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
...unless you work with Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)
who doesn't like having their balls cupped though?

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)
eunuchs

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)
long distance ball cupping

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)
New thread

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

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