Clit cancer anyone?
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1250251-Clitoral-area-is-white-have-i-got-Cancer
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:28, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you're obsessed with that website

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I really do think that it's a troll that keeps putting up most of them questions

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)

of course it is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

his name is battered

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Well he's a doctor so maybe we should listen.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Hey hey It's edjs again
Why don't you sack off QOTW and post here more often?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Obsessed? Hardly. Amused & bewildered? Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)

+Hugely aroused

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Bewrousled

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I reckon he poses as another single mum and lures the to their deaths.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Not yet. Still refining my technique.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)

To be fair just finding that post is impressive.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:37, Reply)

It's like Battered won't even notice the crackdown on porn sites; with sites like this online.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:46, Reply)

You're the expert Dr.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)

For some reason he can't put his finger on the problem

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Can't reach that high

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Ooof. A low blow.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Crusty spunk innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Not for me, thanks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Audi S2?

( Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)

ooh. Nice idea. Me like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)

My grandad had a non-turbocharged coupe years and years ago.
Always liked that car. The S2 version has quite a reputation.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I always liked the RS2 Avant with the Porsche wheels.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:44, Reply)

you do like your square cars
what about this one?

www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C407946

i LOVE the 1948 morris underneath.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I hate those
Driven by Pakistani wannabe lotharios
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:46, Reply)

i thought that was you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

NOSIR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Girl's car.
I like the replacement for those, but they drink fuel like it was water.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)

but it's so pretty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)

That is not a girls car
The SLK I will let you have but the 350 classic not a chance
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

4574678/7
Woo!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)

There's no point posting your bank account number.
We all know it's empty.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)

No, I'm good thanks.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:46, Reply)

You want us to check "down there"?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Australia?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

(Koala) bear with me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

i have just been offered a job in Australia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Steve Irwin's stingray handler?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Kylie Minogue's gusset

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)

gusset fake tit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Fucking hell you get attacked by pigeons and ducks here
over there would be certain death for you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I could watch that all day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Parody version

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

well this got creepy real quick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

good wrinkly

+ I can't find it under my massive gunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I do love the word "gunt"
It is exceedingly offensive
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

i taught it to my friend yesterday
she was duly disgusted
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

See also
"Road to Grimsby"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I went to school fairly near Grimsby
and have travelled that road many times.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Monty, YM is here.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I don't find it at all offensive.
Then again, I'm fairly weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)

fairly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Well, yeah.
There is that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)

*weird high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)

If I ever have a dog I will call it gunt, just so I can yell that out in the park everyday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

officelolling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I can yell that out in the park everyday it can eat my cats and make me cry like a little bitch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)

'my gunt ate my pussy'
Exclusive story in Closer magazine this week!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Tell her to PST PIX PLS!

( Peej, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Deviant
/ac
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)

GUNCER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Hey Batts Germanguy was on about a canningh machine on Sat.
So I googled them and stumbled on this forum, Americans+Survival+forum
There's some quite good posts on it

www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/forum.php
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I just realised I never did bother to look at a canning machine and just read loads of the posts on that site instead

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)

To answer your question,
Tricks are excellent, I'm just having a break from pond, it's now a hole in the ground, wankers had put a concrete bottom in, some had to get all sledge hammers on it.

I'm out of the pub on the 9th August. Not long now, managed to wangle myself a week of relief as well so I can just let the new manager sort herself out without me getting in the way and go off to a pub where I can dock about and enjoy the last couple of weeks of work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I had to take my SG back to the shop!!
There was a dirty great crack on the upper horn, slowly creeping it's way toward the neck heel. Thankfully they had one more in stock, so they swapped it over. I was so relieved. It's the best guitar I've ever played.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

gizzalink

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

www2.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/SG/Gibson-USA/SG-61-Reissue.aspx
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I'd like one of those

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

It's spectacular
Come round, you can play it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Well, alls well that ends well eh TH?
One day, we should jam.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I think that would be wonderful

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I need to get a new amp, I'm looking forward to spending some quality time in a guitar shop.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I have a Fender Mustang II that you can buy off me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Fucking hell I hate being a povvo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I need to flog all this stuff to pay for the SG
I've got the Mustang amp, an 80's US Strat, and an Epiphone SG. EVERYTHING MUST GO!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Need bass gear, I'm a 4 string man.
If I get my final bonus, I'm gonna get a stand up I reckon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

oh yes, of course
Well if you know anyone that wants any of the gear listed above....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Right, I'm off to to fill in the big hole the pond has left in my garden,
Bye.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Sounds good, apart from the pond. Fuck doing that, particularly in this heat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

It's good for me though,
Get a bit of sun, do some exercise
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

didn't know you were into docking

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Wanna join the next meet?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Sure, why not

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

fuck I hate booking holidays,most tedious job ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

ehhhhhh???? you've only just got back from one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

just a weekend break
i would like to go away again thogh, maybe in september
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I think being a 'bog wog' in a west end club would be worse.
Sitting there, with only a tray of mints and 55 types of cheap aftershave for company.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Monce you'll be please to know that i have finally booked some time off work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Well thank the Lord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I just knew that you would be really happy for me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Or working as a bin man in this heat. Imagine the stink.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

esp in biweekly collection places. Ewww

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

ooof.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

think how many drugs you could confiscate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I quite like it.
You must be bent, or something.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Where you going?
And when, and what's the flight number.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

+ where do you leave the spare key for your front door?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I'm not planning of robbing him, it's clear he has terrible taste so I want nothing of his,
But I would like to find a way to keep him off the flight, for the sake of everyone else on the plane.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

so much hate for nakers : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)

i still love you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

stop him right at the boarding gate by tying one end of a network cable to his leg and the other to his radiator

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

That would still allow him 30 metres of movement.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)

weekend Uk based, probably South West as need to drop of the mini ape with her granparents on the way through

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

take me with you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)

No thanks I've just eaten
Had far too much to drink at the weekend, and an excellent curry in Birmingham. Not enough sleep by far though, I am struggling a bit today.

I suspect the only cure is a few sneaky looseners at the juicer, if I'm saying that right.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

i think i had a micro nap about ten mins ago

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)

haha Good Birthday celebration then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)