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Monty's fact thread.
Tell us an amazing fact - or make up a waqqui lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:17, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
popcorn is offensive

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Chinese people laugh when they're nervous.
So if you're over there and your host is laughing, chances are you aren't the lolmeister you think you are, you might actually be committing some gross faux pas.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)
or just a gross pas?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Yeah if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Deleting threads is big AND clever*
*Except when Nakers does it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
67/9

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

When women are on their period, they have a higher instinct for detecting if a man is homosexual or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
This is an important instinct, as most homosexuals are just pretending so they can cop an eyeful of girls' breasts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Gok Wan is the prime exponent of this.
You're fooling no-one, 'girlfriend'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Gok Wan = Go Wank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)
This is what we're gonna do

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Well I never.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
.....apart from that "one" time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)
If your index finger is longer than your ring finger
You are probably a bummer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
or possibly the other way round
its true anyway
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Watching horror films can burn up to 200 calories
The same as a half hour walk, scary movie burn more calories than any other genre
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Apart from porn

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I have a resting heart rate of 48

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Kenny Loggins isn't a real log!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Loggins Run

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Heavier women tend to be more intelligent -- They also tend to produce more intelligent children. Although, over 30kg/m2 the intelligence of both woman and offspring also drops.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)
How do you measure the surface area of a woman?
Apart from the obvious skin her, stretch it over squared paper and count squares.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)
...or it gets the hose

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Not sure this works.
Are they thick before they put on the weight?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Even though his tagline was “Gotta catch ‘em all” - Ash Ketchum only caught 43 of 649 Pokémon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Ash Ketchum Darth
Pokémon STIs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Seagulls call to each other using their tonsils

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)
A secret cabal of Jews runs the world

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)
A 30m cabal?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I think they have more money than that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)
How To Look Good Baked

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
A grown man once hunted down and attacked a child
Who killed him several times on Call of Duty
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Lucky he hadn't been playing 'call of booty' eh?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Top ten All Saintszzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Booty call's
ATTACK
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
i don't really like threads where there is no real chance of conversation.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
More action, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
PERHAPS YOU WANT I SHOULD DELETE??????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
yeah.
I'd like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Well after the bomb explodes in Sheffield
a rag tag group of survivors manages to brace itself for a nuclear winter
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I just want to point out that this is a very clever reply

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I get this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Hello Windy Pig.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
hello ed.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
When Renault launched their 'Laguna' car in Paraguay, they had no idea that in the local tongue 'laguna' means 'homosexual prison rape'!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Renault Clit
Every cunts got one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Also, the Vauxhall Nova
in Spanish "no va" means "doesn't go".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Pinto means small penis etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
The MR2
was laughed at in France
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I like the one about the Pepsi slogan in Japan.
Or was it China?

They all look the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Pepsi challenge lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Pepsi charrenge

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Yeah them darn tricky slogans

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
It was something about Pepsi bringing your dead ancestors back to life.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Heyhey!
Racism, much like the sweaty gook I've got tied up in my cellar, is a slippery slope.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Bite the wax tadpole!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Pinto Porsche, or BMW X5/6
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Mr Eugene Krabbs from Spongebob Squarepants once licked a priest

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
My car is now fixed.
twenty quid for a second hand part on eBay, bloke brought it over personally and fitted it himself.

The new pessimist in me reckons he'll be back tonight with his mates to do the place over.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
...then blame you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)
He was one of your lot as well.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
A cow?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
No, a bud bud type

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Probably lazy then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
A lazy smelly Mackam

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
howay son diviny diviny shite

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Wifi.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Sorry but I'm calling you on this
THIS IS A MADE UP FACT
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

pess opt
do the place over. smash my backdoors in
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)
That caused the problem in the first place

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Due to extreme pressure and temperature
It literally rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Ok Rihanna

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)
anna anna anna

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
alright Fonzy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I am at the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
waqqqqqqqqqi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Said the paki

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
That's not really much of an amazing fact

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Foreign people are lazy and eat smelly food.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Especially the Scottish

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Matt Bellamy from chart rockers 'Muse' designed the London Eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Oh, that man would
get it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Poor bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I admit,
I might be a slight step down from Kate Hudson.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
By 'it' you mean 'crushed to death'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Unicorns are mentioned 9 times in the Bible.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I am thinking about taking up kickboxing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Son in law seems to like it.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)
A girl I used to share an office with was some sort of UK champion. I'm hoping she might give me some lessons.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)
It's only fair.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Fans still offer condolences to Blue Oyster Cult over the death of Gene Frenkle
The cowbell guy from the SNL "more cowbell" sketch. He's a fictional character.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
WAS a fictional character, he's dead now.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
AMAZING FACT: Over a period of 200 years, 3 ships perished at the same location
Of the coast of wales, on the same day (Dec. 5th) all three had only one survivor.
The three survivors all had the same name Hugh Williams
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Fucking Jonah wasn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
alright Edj

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
It didn't say anything about his sexuality
Also alright edj
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Yes I'm well and with a new shed assembled.
Thank you both for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Hitler lived until 1978

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Man has never landed on the moon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)
They did, they just found a nazi base there,
which is why they had to fake the moon landing video.

/tinfoil hats
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I love that you think this is true
you round-headed little tin-foil-hatter, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
The technical term for arsecrack is "intergluteal cleft"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
A girraffe's vocal chords are so long that when they vibrate
the 'sound' is inaudible to all earthling critters.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
ALL
even other Giraffes?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Yes, the neck length evolved and took the vocal chord length
with it so no talking at all now. Fortunately from that altitude they can all see as far as Cleethorpes so no need to warn each other of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Chompy and swipe still want to fuck each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Jealousy is such a negative emotion

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Eva Braun's family are living today of the procceds of the patient for the male disposable razor.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Tangles is gradually turning into a girl
www.livestrong.com/article/518337-why-is-soy-milk-bad-for-men/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Monty once dated Suggs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
MASSIVE SUGGS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I bet he left your ringpiece gaping like a wind sock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Put it this way, my shits now have the same diameter as a can of coke

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
It's the real thing

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Peter Sutcliffe is innocent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Gordon Ramsay is a scrotum-faced turd.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Women are all manipulative bitches.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Pint of BITTER?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)

of sized and
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Top reply if I may say so.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
JFK actually died of an overdose of heart medication

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Otto Von Bismarck invented state pensions
Also, if Prince Charles dies while his mother is still Queen, the heir to the throne will be Princess Anne, not Prince William.

True yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
The term 'blow job' is a contraction of 'Below job', as in 'Down below'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
'Jay Kay' from pop sensations 'Jamiroquai' is not actually a fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Chickens are a genetic experiment gone badly wrong
The fact that they taste delicious is pure chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Perry and all ciders that are flavoured with fruits other than apples are all shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Mice are excellent rowers
And in 1896 Summer Olympics, Holland were disqualified for using a team of mice in the coxless four
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:06, Reply)
hahaha this is precisely the kind of thing I was after

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Mice are actually within the rules.
Maybe it was a team of cox.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Eskimo's can talk, but they can't whisper

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Of the 942 types of cheese, only 4 are made outside of the UK

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Rimming was invented by Nelson.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Mumbai?
No, full on gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Trousers were invented after a double-skirt was made for popular siamese twins 'Ting and Tang' in 1867
They were the toast of Victorian London, and as such people wanted to copy their 'style'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
I can gargle the entire 1812 overture.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
I can accompany you on the canons if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
If you play Steve Miller's classic 'Fly Like and Eagle' backwards, it sounds shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
You know what I don't like?
I don't like it when an car seller puts and advert up, the car sells and then they update the ad with "Sold. Another required" as though it's somehow your job to provide them with income.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Banks employ a similar strategy.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)
The Beatles once recorded an album of pro-Nazi Merseybeat numbers
But it was accidentally taped over with Rolf Harris' Sun Arise.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)
John Virgo is actually a Gemini.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Katrina, of pop sensations 'Katrina and the Waves', is an honorary Tongan tribal chief.
Their king is so obsessed with her toe-tappin' positive vibes music that he actually changed their national anthem to 'Walking on Sunshine'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)
That's actually true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Greenday are the first to admit that they're terrible
and that they're just thrilled that no one seems to have noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)
The original working title for 'Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone'
was Micky Fuckstumps and The Bucket of Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)
The largest quantity of beer consumed in one session was set in Waxy O'Connors in 2003 by Stunned.
He managed 47 pints and a packet of pork scratchings.

Before going back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)
harry potter is named after j k rowling's grandfather

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Well then who is Micky Fuckstumps named after?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:16, Reply)
If you put all the lines of gear Monty has consumed in one continuous line it would reach from Scunthorpe to Halifax and back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)
According to an ancient law that was never repealed
Women are technically forbidden from falling pregnant, unless the conception is witnessed by a goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)
There's no such thing as the number '14'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Northern metallurgists 'Saxon' took their name from Biff Byford's old employer, footwear legends 'Saxone'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Cutprice 80s shoemongers 'Freeman Hardy Willis' were formed by the Alan 'Fluff' Freeman, Oliver Hardy's grandson and that wog off Diff'rent Strokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Eddie Kidd has lined himself up a date
With that Doris who had her eyes poked out.

They are planning on getting faced.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Most girls actually enjoy the process of female genital mutilation and as such organise sleep overs where they can all get "trimmed"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Oof you sick bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Like Judaism gayness is passed down through the mother not the father

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Started my first new thread on here.
If you think it's shite please offer constructive criticism and kind words of encouragement like you always do.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)

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