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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so following on from lusty's description of stunned and monty's sweaty manlove, what makes you retch/squeamish?
alt: what tasty thought makes you lick your lips?

altalt: are you a shouter or a sulker?
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:28, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt, I really fance a Cornetto atm.
Ice cream for the win.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
a mint cornetto would be nice
but not right now, i'm full of special k, and it's raining man.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Don't start of the whole mint ice cream thing again

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
ice cream is the ONLY place for mint
that and possibly toothpaste. otherwise it can fuck off.

my parents had champagne flavoured toothpaste when i was a child.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Lamb and mint \o/

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Or a spicy Vietnamese salad. Or a Moroccan tea.
Or on new potatoes. Or peas. Or fucking loads of places.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Hang on a minute, you're not suggesting that swipe is being wrong about food again, are you?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Reading it back it does look a little like that, I can see that now

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)
oh monty :(
ok, in pimms. you can have that one.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Hallelujah

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Not much, but that was close
A half decomposed dead body would probably make me hurl, but fortunately I've never seen (or more importantly, smelt) one.

alt: a perfectly cooked tender steak

alt: both.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)
so your alt doesn't make you think of your first reply?
interesting, since the alt is in fact the first...
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
'ning Swipe
I can't abide anything in my mouth, I would love to go scuba diving but the idea of having a regulator in my mouth makes me want to be sick.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Not what my dad says

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
You can shut up

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
CONSERVATIVE POLICIES!
Right, kids?

Alt: Anne Widdecombe's hairbrush.

Altalt: Mrs V and I are both shouters. Although I also ascribe to that cheesy adage "My wife and I discussed the matter, and we both came to the conclusion that she was right."
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)
When describing my Mum and Dad, I would always say
He wears the trousers, but she tells him which ones to wear
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
When describing my Mum and Dad, I would always say
he's a randy old goat, she's a lezbo.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
When describing my mum and dad I would always say
dead.
Well not always, obviously.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)
The curse of off topic strikes again :(

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

www.dramabutton.com/
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Snot and bogeys.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)
aren't they the same thing?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Durr!!!!
Bogeys are the solid lumps, snot is the liquid.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Durr!!!!
Bogeys are the solid lumps, snot is the liquid.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Durr!!!!
Bogeys are the solid lumps, snot is the liquid.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Durr!!!

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Duurrrr!!!!
Bogeys are the solid lumps, snot is the liquid.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)
What about grollies?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)
How about loogies?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Thats not even in my top 10 of...
Winter Olympic sports
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Nothing, I have the strongest stomach of anyone I've ever met
When I was younger I would eat gross things to entertain people. Waki, but true.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)
urrrggggggg

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Out of respect for my peers of a weaker constitution, I will refrain from listing some of the items consumed

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Fanks
My stomach couldn't take that
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Ben Rake would fill a full pub ashtray with beer and then drink it.
BEAT THAT.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
PAH! Amateur hour

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Apparently a squaddie game, is they all jizz onto a cream cracker.
Lost one to shoot, has to eat them all. This thread is gonna get RANK bro.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Squaddie game?
That's a public school classic, old boy. It's the reason Nakers has such strong bones.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)
On the way to work today I saw a lorry
with 'Peter Green Chilled' on the side of it. I then daydreamed for the rest of the journey about travelling around in the back of a lorry, smoking weed and listening to Fleetwood Mac.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Ever see that Man of the World doc?
Excellent stuff, what an interesting dude, it really isn't cut and dried what actually happened to him, you know.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I have, it's really good
Yeah, it appears as if the tipping point was when he met those germans...but I suspect he had something wrong with him in the first place. The dangerously mind-altering drugs just made it worse.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Also, I can play Man of the World
*blows fingernails as if to imply that my hands are extrememly hot from being such a good guitar player*
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
WOW!!!

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I have dedicated the last few years to Mr Greens teachings
Well...the guitar related ones, anyway.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
He's one of the best of all time eh

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)
He sure is
I dream of putting together a small blues outfit some day.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Like the Smurfs?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Similar
but way off
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)
While you disappear off, getting stoned in the back of a lorry, I'm going to show up in your absence and claim to be you.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
YOU BLOODY WOULD AS WELL

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I've got to admit, the thought of it is giving me a lob on

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
My life IS extremely erotic, it's true
I envy myself sometimes
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)
That NEVER happened at my all boys grammar school. The rumours weren't true.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
^ strong bones

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

strong bones adamantium skeleton.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

bones bone
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
The 3 b's. Not the 3 r's.
Beatings, bad food and buggery.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
A kid at my infant school was like that. he had a touch of the mong about him.
Worms, soil, snot he'd stick his finger up his arse and suck it...he wasn't you was he?
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Oh no, I was never like this as a child

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I really can't see any downside in telling this bunch of cunts what freaks me out

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)
commitment?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
No thanks, let's just stay friends

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)
actually this stuff makes me a little sick
www.google.co.uk/search?q=fear+of+holes&client=firefox-a&hs=oJm&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=_Hv3UZueDPDw0gXL-IHwBQ&ved=0CC8QsAQ&biw=1280&bih=871
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Marzipan/almond/liquorice, fucking revolting.
Alt: the prospect of drugs of all sizes, an ice-cold lager on a hot day or a ripe blue cheese and an XO cognac at the close of a hearty meal. Also, when you have dry lips.

Alt: I'm a controlled but highly concentrated deep-seated grudge-bearer. I never forget. NEVER.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Oh fuck, I forgot all about them sugared almonds
that was some vile shit
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)
The thing about almonds and marzipan and stuff,
Is that it's fucking rancid puss.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Do you dare me to eat some?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
GO ON TWOEY!

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Wait, the marzipan or the rancid puss?
Or both at once?
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Ew don't be disgusting!
Just the rancid pus.
I'm not totally cruel.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)
This is precisely what I maintain.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)
chilli roasted almonds are nice
but they are always the last nuts to be eaten in the "luxury nut assortment" packet
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)
i like battenburg and sambuca

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I don't like the idea of anyone touching my Two hats.
Alt: two hats.

Altalt. Murder people.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
x

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Morning.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Yes yes good morning yes
It's raining its tits off over here, Windus Crispy Pancake.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
We've a spot of rain here too my boy.
Refreshing.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Yes, it's delightful

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Morning.
I'M NOT SHOUTING
and I'm not sulking.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Oh right.
Mr fucking 'ignore Monty' is here. Great.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Why would anyone ignore you?
Everyone knows you're the best one here.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Way to out yourself as Monty's sock account

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)
I'm also shitshitshit.


Shit.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Not really, I actually think he's a dirty dan. And he keeps trying these 'grooming' techniques on me which makes me feel funny.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
^ Bend over Billy

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)
That's Rory tangers

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)
But swipe told me that you are rory

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
swipe doesn't know her arse from her elbow
(unless she's shagging a bender)
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)
also
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2023566
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)
also
MAN UTD

exhibit z
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)
You're like a proud 2 year old sitting in front of a freshly laid log on Mummy & Daddy's shagpile rug

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)
there is a story involving a toddler, a turd, a neighbour's patio, and a big black dog that took the blame, but let's not go there

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Well *I* know that - *you* know that - but this joker blanked me last night.
Se'sly.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
He's fuckin doing it again.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Fuckin liberty.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
If you let this pass, people will lose all respect for you
You gotta shank 'im
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Innit doe

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Only people have started saying you've gone soft
There's talk of a new Daddy on your manor.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)
FACKIN MAPPITTTSSSSSS

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)
I did reply, but only after I came back online.
Sowwy.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Yeah whatever
You might want have a read of the alt to this:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2031563

Just sayin
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Noted2

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

*does the pointing index and middle fingers at my eyes, then turning my fingers to point at you, indicating 'I'm watching you, pal' gesture*
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
The possibility of chipping away some plaster to find one of Savile's bucket lists
alt: i saw them hairy bikers make some samosas with haggis and tortilla wraps, they looked luvverly. They also did home made crumpets with LASHINGS of budder.

altalt FUCK OFF *sulks*
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
haggis? you're irish, not scottish

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Haggis is delicious
and anyone who says otherwise either hasn't tried it or is a massive cunt.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)
^ fact

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
crivvens, whit a scunner!

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

c +T

THANKS RORY
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)
trivvens?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)
HA HA.
'Savile's bucket list' has got to be the comment of the day.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)
While I'm here, thoughts on e-cigarettes?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Gay and for cunts

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Nah they're great really

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)
smoking is for twats
e-smoking does not make this any better

where is battered? my give-up tough love is no use if he isn't here to see it
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Well I am a bit of a twat anyway.
I bought one this morning. Not realising they were flavoured I appear to have been enjoying STRAWBERRY MINT. SO gay and for cunts may have been correct.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)
is it pimms flavoured?
i can't think of anywhere else where strawberry and mint could happily co-exist
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Only available with Pimms or HEALTHY SMOKE

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Having said that,
It keeps giving me flashbacks of the smoke machines at 90's lazer quest shootathons.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)
^ What she said.
It's stupid and for kids.

Really stupid. It's a great way to advertise one's stupidity.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Well what if I said YOU'RE stupid. What then?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)
You'd be wrong.
Or right. Depends who's in the box.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Probably best to leave it there. It's just too damn chancy.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Is it anything like e-mail?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Similar, but a bit more nicotiney.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Ooh, lovely

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Email tends to involve more spelling, while e-smoking seems to be ingesting dubious chemicals in the form of a completely harmless vapour.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Ah, pretty similar then

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
so essentially the same thing. Got it.

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
pretty similMARR

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
You'd think swipe would like it, then.
Maybe if they bring out one called a 'protein smoke'.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)
After half a morning on HEALTHY smoke I feel GREAT

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)
i've had about 10 people tell me to take protein shakes
and badger adamantly, furiously against it.

do i believe SCIENCE or OTHER PEOPLE?
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)
You believe what you like, babez.
We're here 4 u hun.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
i think badger is right
but they do toffee fudge flavour and cookies'n'cream flavour.

this is a persuasive argument.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I commented on a link yesterday, marked with 'I Made This' and I questioned them on it
and this morning...IT'S BEEN DELETED! THE SCUM BAG!
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)
FACKIN SLAGS

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I'm going to post the BBC recording of Fleetwood Mac's "Oh Well"
and say that I'm Danny Kirwan.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)
YOU DO THAT TH

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I probably won't
In fact, I actually won't. BUT STILL!
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)
What's al doin on links anyway?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)
That qotw storey where a guys ends up eating his mates spunk after it dribbles out of a fat birds arse
Alt: guiltily man v food

Altalt: both
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Saliva
Alt: I have some tiger bread in the kitchen that I'm going to enjoy at lunch time.
Alt alt: used to be a sulker as a child, now I'm more confrontational.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)
why don't they call it giraffe bread?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)
They do in Sainsburys, don't they? Ever since that kid wrote that letter.
Or was that the joke?
(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)
yep!

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)
*Sympathy reply* alright Dozer

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)
alright Hartoid McHare

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Sound as a pound, you?

(, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

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