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	 so following on from lusty's description of stunned and monty's sweaty manlove, what makes you retch/squeamish?
	so following on from lusty's description of stunned and monty's sweaty manlove, what makes you retch/squeamish?
 	alt: what tasty thought makes you lick your lips?
altalt: are you a shouter or a sulker?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:28,
	
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	 Alt, I really fance a Cornetto atm.
	Alt, I really fance a Cornetto atm.
 	Ice cream for the win.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:31,
	
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	 a mint cornetto would be nice
	a mint cornetto would be nice
 	but not right now, i'm full of special k, and it's raining man.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:32,
	
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	 Don't start of the whole mint ice cream thing again
	Don't start of the whole mint ice cream thing again
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39,
	
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	 ice cream is the ONLY place for mint
	ice cream is the ONLY place for mint
 	that and possibly toothpaste. otherwise it can fuck off.
my parents had champagne flavoured toothpaste when i was a child.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:40,
	
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	 Lamb and mint \o/
	Lamb and mint \o/
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	 Or a spicy Vietnamese salad. Or a Moroccan tea.
	Or a spicy Vietnamese salad. Or a Moroccan tea.
 	Or on new potatoes. Or peas. Or fucking loads of places.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	 Hang on a minute, you're not suggesting that swipe is being wrong about food again, are you?
	Hang on a minute, you're not suggesting that swipe is being wrong about food again, are you?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 Reading it back it does look a little like that, I can see that now
	Reading it back it does look a little like that, I can see that now
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:10,
	
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	 oh monty :(
	oh monty :(
 	ok, in pimms. you can have that one.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 Hallelujah
	Hallelujah
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 Not much, but that was close
	Not much, but that was close
 	A half decomposed dead body would probably make me hurl, but fortunately I've never seen (or more importantly, smelt) one. 
alt: a perfectly cooked tender steak
alt: both.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:34,
	
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	 so your alt doesn't make you think of your first reply?
	so your alt doesn't make you think of your first reply?
 	interesting, since the alt is in fact the first...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:36,
	
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	 'ning Swipe
	'ning Swipe
 	I can't abide anything in my mouth, I would love to go scuba diving but the idea of having a regulator in my mouth makes me want to be sick.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:34,
	
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	 Not what my dad says
	Not what my dad says
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:35,
	
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	 You can shut up
	You can shut up
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:36,
	
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	 CONSERVATIVE POLICIES!
	CONSERVATIVE POLICIES!
 	Right, kids?
Alt: Anne Widdecombe's hairbrush.
Altalt: Mrs V and I are both shouters. Although I also ascribe to that cheesy adage "My wife and I discussed the matter, and we both came to the conclusion that she was right."
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:37,
	
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	 When describing my Mum and Dad, I would always say
	When describing my Mum and Dad, I would always say
 	He wears the trousers, but she tells him which ones to wear
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39,
	
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	 When describing my Mum and Dad, I would always say
	When describing my Mum and Dad, I would always say
 	he's a randy old goat, she's a lezbo.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 When describing my mum and dad I would always say
	When describing my mum and dad I would always say
 	dead.
Well not always, obviously.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:47,
	
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	 The curse of off topic strikes again :(
	The curse of off topic strikes again :(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 www.dramabutton.com/
	 
 	www.dramabutton.com/
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00,
	
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	 Snot and bogeys.
	Snot and bogeys.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:38,
	
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	 aren't they the same thing?
	aren't they the same thing?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39,
	
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	 Durr!!!!
	Durr!!!!
 	Bogeys are the solid lumps, snot is the liquid.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	 Durr!!!!
	Durr!!!!
 	Bogeys are the solid lumps, snot is the liquid.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	 Durr!!!!
	Durr!!!!
 	Bogeys are the solid lumps, snot is the liquid.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	 Durr!!!
	Durr!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 Duurrrr!!!!
	Duurrrr!!!!
 	Bogeys are the solid lumps, snot is the liquid.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46,
	
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	 What about grollies?
	What about grollies?
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:40,
	
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	 How about loogies?
	How about loogies?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	 Thats not even in my top 10 of...
	Thats not even in my top 10 of...
 	Winter Olympic sports
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	 Nothing, I have the strongest stomach of anyone I've ever met
	Nothing, I have the strongest stomach of anyone I've ever met
 	When I was younger I would eat gross things to entertain people. Waki, but true.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:38,
	
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	 urrrggggggg
	urrrggggggg
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:39,
	
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	 Out of respect for my peers of a weaker constitution, I will refrain from listing some of the items consumed
	Out of respect for my peers of a weaker constitution, I will refrain from listing some of the items consumed
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:40,
	
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	 Fanks
	Fanks
 	My stomach couldn't take that
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:41,
	
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	 Ben Rake would fill a full pub ashtray with beer and then drink it.
	Ben Rake would fill a full pub ashtray with beer and then drink it.
 	BEAT THAT.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	 PAH! Amateur hour
	PAH! Amateur hour
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	 Apparently a squaddie game, is they all jizz onto a cream cracker.
	Apparently a squaddie game, is they all jizz onto a cream cracker.
 	Lost one to shoot, has to eat them all. This thread is gonna get RANK bro.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 Squaddie game?
	Squaddie game?
 	That's a public school classic, old boy. It's the reason Nakers has such strong bones.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46,
	
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	 On the way to work today I saw a lorry
	On the way to work today I saw a lorry
 	with 'Peter Green Chilled' on the side of it. I then daydreamed for the rest of the journey about travelling around in the back of a lorry, smoking weed and listening to Fleetwood Mac.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:48,
	
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	 Ever see that Man of the World doc?
	Ever see that Man of the World doc?
 	Excellent stuff, what an interesting dude, it really isn't cut and dried what actually happened to him, you know.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49,
	
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	 I have, it's really good
	I have, it's really good
 	Yeah, it appears as if the tipping point was when he met those germans...but I suspect he had something wrong with him in the first place. The dangerously mind-altering drugs just made it worse.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50,
	
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	 Also, I can play Man of the World
	Also, I can play Man of the World
 	*blows fingernails as if to imply that my hands are extrememly hot from being such a good guitar player*
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	 WOW!!!
	WOW!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:01,
	
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	 I have dedicated the last few years to Mr Greens teachings
	I have dedicated the last few years to Mr Greens teachings
 	Well...the guitar related ones, anyway.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 He's one of the best of all time eh
	He's one of the best of all time eh
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:07,
	
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	 He sure is
	He sure is
 	I dream of putting together a small blues outfit some day.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:08,
	
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	 Like the Smurfs?
	Like the Smurfs?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:39,
	
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	 Similar
	Similar
 	but way off
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:39,
	
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	 While you disappear off, getting stoned in the back of a lorry, I'm going to show up in your absence and claim to be you.
	While you disappear off, getting stoned in the back of a lorry, I'm going to show up in your absence and claim to be you.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50,
	
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	 YOU BLOODY WOULD AS WELL
	YOU BLOODY WOULD AS WELL
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 I've got to admit, the thought of it is giving me a lob on
	I've got to admit, the thought of it is giving me a lob on
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55,
	
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	 My life IS extremely erotic, it's true
	My life IS extremely erotic, it's true
 	I envy myself sometimes
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:58,
	
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	 That NEVER happened at my all boys grammar school. The rumours weren't true.
	That NEVER happened at my all boys grammar school. The rumours weren't true.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49,
	
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	 ^ strong bones
	^ strong bones
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:49,
	
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 	strong bones adamantium skeleton.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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 	bones bone
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	 The 3 b's. Not the 3 r's.
	The 3 b's. Not the 3 r's.
 	Beatings, bad food and buggery.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 A kid at my infant school was like that. he had a touch of the mong about him.
	A kid at my infant school was like that. he had a touch of the mong about him.
 	Worms, soil, snot he'd stick his finger up his arse and suck it...he wasn't you was he?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:43,
	
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	 Oh no, I was never like this as a child
	Oh no, I was never like this as a child
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	 I really can't see any downside in telling this bunch of cunts what freaks me out
	I really can't see any downside in telling this bunch of cunts what freaks me out
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:41,
	
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	 commitment?
	commitment?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	 No thanks, let's just stay friends
	No thanks, let's just stay friends
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:02,
	
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	 Marzipan/almond/liquorice, fucking revolting.
	Marzipan/almond/liquorice, fucking revolting.
 	Alt: the prospect of drugs of all sizes, an ice-cold lager on a hot day or a ripe blue cheese and an XO cognac at the close of a hearty meal. Also, when you have dry lips.
Alt: I'm a controlled but highly concentrated deep-seated grudge-bearer. I never forget. NEVER.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:41,
	
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	 Oh fuck, I forgot all about them sugared almonds
	Oh fuck, I forgot all about them sugared almonds
 	that was some vile shit
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46,
	
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	 The thing about almonds and marzipan and stuff,
	The thing about almonds and marzipan and stuff, 
 	Is that it's fucking rancid puss.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	 Do you dare me to eat some?
	Do you dare me to eat some?
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55,
	
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	 GO ON TWOEY!
	GO ON TWOEY!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55,
	
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	 Wait, the marzipan or the rancid puss?
	Wait, the marzipan or the rancid puss?
 	Or both at once?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:56,
	
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	 Ew don't be disgusting!
	Ew don't be disgusting!
 	Just the rancid pus.
I'm not totally cruel.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:01,
	
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	 This is precisely what I maintain.
	This is precisely what I maintain.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:57,
	
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	 chilli roasted almonds are nice
	chilli roasted almonds are nice
 	but they are always the last nuts to be eaten in the "luxury nut assortment" packet
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:03,
	
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	 i like battenburg and sambuca
	i like battenburg and sambuca
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:21,
	
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	 I don't like the idea of anyone touching my Two hats.
	I don't like the idea of anyone touching my Two hats. 
 	Alt: two hats. 
Altalt.  Murder people.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	 x
	x
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 Morning.
	Morning. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 Yes yes good morning yes
	Yes yes good morning yes
 	It's raining its tits off over here, Windus Crispy Pancake.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	 We've a spot of rain here too my boy.
	We've a spot of rain here too my boy. 
 	Refreshing.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19,
	
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	 Yes, it's delightful
	Yes, it's delightful
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 Morning.
	Morning.
 	I'M NOT SHOUTING
and I'm not sulking.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 Oh right.
	Oh right.
 	Mr fucking 'ignore Monty' is here. Great.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:48,
	
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	 Why would anyone ignore you?
	Why would anyone ignore you?
 	Everyone knows you're the best one here.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:50,
	
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	 Way to out yourself as Monty's sock account
	Way to out yourself as Monty's sock account
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:51,
	
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	 I'm also shitshitshit.
	I'm also shitshitshit.
 	Shit.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 Not really, I actually think he's a dirty dan. And he keeps trying these 'grooming' techniques on me which makes me feel funny.
	Not really, I actually think he's a dirty dan. And he keeps trying these 'grooming' techniques on me which makes me feel funny.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:56,
	
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	 ^ Bend over Billy
	^ Bend over Billy
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:59,
	
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	 That's Rory tangers
	That's Rory tangers
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:57,
	
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	 But swipe told me that you are rory
	But swipe told me that you are rory
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 swipe doesn't know her arse from her elbow
	swipe doesn't know her arse from her elbow
 	(unless she's shagging a bender)
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:06,
	
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	 also
	also
 	MAN UTD
exhibit z
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:10,
	
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	 You're like a proud 2 year old sitting in front of a freshly laid log on Mummy & Daddy's shagpile rug
	You're like a proud 2 year old sitting in front of a freshly laid log on Mummy & Daddy's shagpile rug
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:13,
	
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	 there is a story involving a toddler, a turd, a neighbour's patio, and a big black dog that took the blame, but let's not go there
	there is a story involving a toddler, a turd, a neighbour's patio, and a big black dog that took the blame, but let's not go there
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:16,
	
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	 Well *I* know that - *you* know that - but this joker blanked me last night.
	Well *I* know that - *you* know that - but this joker blanked me last night.
 	Se'sly.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 He's fuckin doing it again.
	He's fuckin doing it again.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	 Fuckin liberty.
	Fuckin liberty.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	 If you let this pass, people will lose all respect for you
	If you let this pass, people will lose all respect for you
 	You gotta shank 'im
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	 Innit doe
	Innit doe
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:59,
	
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	 Only people have started saying you've gone soft
	Only people have started saying you've gone soft
 	There's talk of a new Daddy on your manor.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:03,
	
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	 FACKIN MAPPITTTSSSSSS
	FACKIN MAPPITTTSSSSSS
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05,
	
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	 I did reply, but only after I came back online.
	I did reply, but only after I came back online.
 	Sowwy.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:57,
	
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	 Yeah whatever
	Yeah whatever
 	You might want have a read of the alt to this:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2031563Just sayin
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:58,
	
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	 Noted2
	Noted2
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00,
	
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 	*does the pointing index and middle fingers at my eyes, then turning my fingers to point at you, indicating 'I'm watching you, pal' gesture*
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 The possibility of chipping away some plaster to find one of Savile's bucket lists
	The possibility of chipping away some plaster to find one of Savile's bucket lists
 	alt: i saw them hairy bikers make some samosas with haggis and tortilla wraps, they looked luvverly. They also did home made crumpets with LASHINGS of budder.
altalt FUCK OFF *sulks*
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:55,
	
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	 haggis? you're irish, not scottish
	haggis? you're irish, not scottish
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:57,
	
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	 Haggis is delicious
	Haggis is delicious
 	and anyone who says otherwise either hasn't tried it or is a massive cunt.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:59,
	
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	 ^ fact
	^ fact
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 crivvens, whit a scunner!
	crivvens, whit a scunner!
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00,
	
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 	 c   +T
THANKS RORY
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:02,
	
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	 trivvens?
	trivvens?
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:02,
	
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	 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID
	YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:03,
	
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	 HA HA.
	HA HA.
 	'Savile's bucket list' has got to be the comment of the day.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:58,
	
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	 While I'm here, thoughts on e-cigarettes?
	While I'm here, thoughts on e-cigarettes?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 Gay and for cunts
	Gay and for cunts
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:04,
	
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	 Nah they're great really
	Nah they're great really
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05,
	
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	 smoking is for twats
	smoking is for twats
 	e-smoking does not make this any better
where is battered? my give-up tough love is no use if he isn't here to see it
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05,
	
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	 Well I am a bit of a twat anyway.
	Well I am a bit of a twat anyway.
 	I bought one this morning. Not realising they were flavoured I appear to have been enjoying STRAWBERRY MINT. SO gay and for cunts may have been correct.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:08,
	
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	 is it pimms flavoured?
	is it pimms flavoured?
 	i can't think of anywhere else where strawberry and mint could happily co-exist
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:09,
	
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	 Only available with Pimms or HEALTHY SMOKE
	Only available with Pimms or HEALTHY SMOKE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:10,
	
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	 Having said that,
	Having said that,
 	It keeps giving me flashbacks of the smoke machines at 90's lazer quest shootathons.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:12,
	
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	 ^ What she said.
	^ What she said.
 	It's stupid and for kids.
Really stupid. It's a great way to advertise one's stupidity.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:13,
	
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	 Well what if I said YOU'RE stupid. What then?
	Well what if I said YOU'RE stupid. What then?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:14,
	
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	 You'd be wrong.
	You'd be wrong.
 	Or right. Depends who's in the box.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:16,
	
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	 Probably best to leave it there. It's just too damn chancy.
	Probably best to leave it there. It's just too damn chancy.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:18,
	
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	 Is it anything like e-mail?
	Is it anything like e-mail?
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:07,
	
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	 Similar, but a bit more nicotiney.
	Similar, but a bit more nicotiney.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:09,
	
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	 Ooh, lovely
	Ooh, lovely
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:10,
	
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	 Email tends to involve more spelling, while e-smoking seems to be ingesting dubious chemicals in the form of a completely harmless vapour.
	Email tends to involve more spelling, while e-smoking seems to be ingesting dubious chemicals in the form of a completely harmless vapour.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:13,
	
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	 Ah, pretty similar then
	Ah, pretty similar then
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19,
	
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	 so essentially the same thing. Got it.
	so essentially the same thing. Got it.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19,
	
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	 pretty similMARR
	pretty similMARR
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19,
	
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	 You'd think swipe would like it, then.
	You'd think swipe would like it, then.
 	Maybe if they bring out one called a 'protein smoke'.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:20,
	
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	 After half a morning on HEALTHY smoke I feel GREAT
	After half a morning on HEALTHY smoke I feel GREAT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:21,
	
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	 i've had about 10 people tell me to take protein shakes
	i've had about 10 people tell me to take protein shakes
 	and badger adamantly, furiously against it.
do i believe SCIENCE or OTHER PEOPLE?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:22,
	
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	 You believe what you like, babez.
	You believe what you like, babez.
 	We're here 4 u hun.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:23,
	
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	 i think badger is right
	i think badger is right
 	but they do toffee fudge flavour and cookies'n'cream flavour.
this is a persuasive argument.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:29,
	
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	 I commented on a link yesterday, marked with 'I Made This' and I questioned them on it
	I commented on a link yesterday, marked with 'I Made This' and I questioned them on it
 	and this morning...IT'S BEEN DELETED! THE SCUM BAG!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05,
	
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	 FACKIN SLAGS
	FACKIN SLAGS
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:11,
	
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	 I'm going to post the BBC recording of Fleetwood Mac's "Oh Well"
	I'm going to post the BBC recording of Fleetwood Mac's "Oh Well"
 	and say that I'm Danny Kirwan.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:12,
	
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	 YOU DO THAT TH
	YOU DO THAT TH
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:18,
	
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	 I probably won't
	I probably won't
 	In fact, I actually won't. BUT STILL!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:20,
	
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	 What's al doin on links anyway?
	What's al doin on links anyway?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:12,
	
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	 That qotw storey where a guys ends up eating his mates spunk after it dribbles out of a fat birds arse
	That qotw storey where a guys ends up eating his mates spunk after it dribbles out of a fat birds arse
 	Alt: guiltily man v food
Altalt: both
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:07,
	
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	 Saliva
	Saliva
 	Alt: I have some tiger bread in the kitchen that I'm going to enjoy at lunch time.
Alt alt: used to be a sulker as a child, now I'm more confrontational.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:19,
	
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	 why don't they call it giraffe bread?
	why don't they call it giraffe bread?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:21,
	
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	 They do in Sainsburys, don't they? Ever since that kid wrote that letter.
	They do in Sainsburys, don't they? Ever since that kid wrote that letter.
 	Or was that the joke?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:22,
	
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	 yep!
	yep!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:23,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:29,
	
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	 *Sympathy reply*  alright Dozer
	*Sympathy reply*  alright Dozer
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:34,
	
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	 alright Hartoid McHare
	alright Hartoid McHare
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 Sound as a pound, you?
	Sound as a pound, you?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:36,
	
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